poketeam chatlog

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MissingNo: So like, if we had Pokemon teams, what would yours be?
CelestialImperator: Well, I think Arceus is obvious.
MissingNo: I don’t know aren’t you more of a Palkia?
CelestialImperator: I created the universe!
CelestialImperator: I dunno I’ve never really liked Palkia.
MissingNo: Too pink?
CelestialImperator: No! It’s just… kind of got a small head you know?
MissingNo: Penis head.
CelestialImperator: I was trying to avoid saying that but… I suppose you could call it that.
MissingNo: I’ll let you have two legendaries if I can have two legendaries.
CelestialImperator: …fine, I suppose we can double dip on the legendaries.
MissingNo: Dude we’re the original gods. We can sextuple dip on the legends if we want.
CelestialImperator: Hm, yes. Let’s keep it to two though so we don’t get too crazy.
MissingNo: Great. So I get Giratina and Yveltal, obviously.
CelestialImperator: I love how you’re not even ashamed at the whole banished and trying to destroy the world thing.
MissingNo: If it gets me these two, any day.
MissingNo: Oh and that Arceus has to stay Normal type. God of Null and everything.
CelestialImperator: Balance.
MissingNo: Same diff.
CelestialImperator: So wait are you going to have Missingno?
MissingNo: Well duh.
CelestialImperator: But what if we want to fight each other with our teams? Frankly even if you were to somehow get a Missingno I wouldn’t let my save file near that thing.
MissingNo: Okay fine, hypothetically I would have one but in reality I’ll have something else.
CelestialImperator: Okay, Arceus, Palkia…
CelestialImperator: I think I’d have a Swellow.
MissingNo: A Swellow?
CelestialImperator: Yeah. It’s fast and blue and my scarf kind of leaves a trail behind like a swallow’s so… Yeah Swellow.
MissingNo: Alright.
MissingNo: I’d have a Yamask.
CelestialImperator: Team of depressing. That’s what yours is.
MissingNo: Oh shut up.
CelestialImperator: Hm, what else…
MissingNo: Hm, corrupting the world, sounds like a Poison type, eh?
CelestialImperator: Yeah, I guess.
MissingNo: I’d say a Weezing.
CelestialImperator: So should I have something purity and all?
MissingNo: No way man I’m the god of purity.
CelestialImperator: Ugh…
MissingNo: Purity… fairy type eh?
MissingNo: Florges… reminds me of the first flower I ever purified. What color was it?
CelestialImperator: How should I know?
MissingNo: Right, blue then.
CelestialImperator: So what is that, five now?
MissingNo: And you only have three so far.
CelestialImperator: Hm… god of space…
MissingNo: Solrock. Or Lunatone.
CelestialImperator: Nah, not FROM space, but… you know, space.
MissingNo: So picky…
MissingNo: Find anything yet?
CelestialImperator: No.
CelestialImperator: Oh wait I got it!
MissingNo: ?
CelestialImperator: Greninja. Because scarves.
MissingNo: Works for me.
MissingNo: So so far we have Giratina, Yveltal, Yamask, Weezing, and Florges for me, and Arceus, Palkia, Swellow, and Greninja for you.
CelestialImperator: One for you and two for me.
MissingNo: Hmm…
CelestialImperator: Ah, here we go.
CelestialImperator: Malamar for you.
MissingNo: ?
CelestialImperator: Because you’re always fucking Contrary.
MissingNo: Nah that’d make me Serperior.
MissingNo: Because, you know
MissingNo: I am
MissingNo: Serperior.
CelestialImperator: I’m not letting you add that one.
MissingNo: Oh, no, here I am, adding it to my team.
CelestialImperator: You’re Malamar because you’re backwards!
MissingNo: Oh sorry, I can’t hear you over my Serperiority.
CelestialImperator: I beat you!
MissingNo: So are you going to add Solrock and Lunatone or what?
CelestialImperator: No… They’d be a better fit for Light and Luna elements respectively.
MissingNo: What do you have against them?
CelestialImperator: They’re rocks!
MissingNo: Uh huh. We’re adding a rock type to your team.
CelestialImperator: I dare you to find one that fits.
MissingNo: Hm…
MissingNo: Relicanth, because you’re ancient.
CelestialImperator: Har har, so are you.
CelestialImperator: Alright fine
CelestialImperator: Relicanth and Furret
MissingNo: Really now?
CelestialImperator: Yeah, I want the Furret and you can’t really have Solrock without Lunatone.
MissingNo: You like Furret?
CelestialImperator: They’re long and fuzzy!
MissingNo: Well whatever makes you happy I guess…
CelestialImperator: And if I’m going to be the God of Balance I should have some Normal types, you know?
MissingNo: Right right…
MissingNo: So we have Arcues, Palkia, Swellow, Greninja, Relicanth and Furret, vs Giratina, Yveltal, Yamask, Weezing, Florges, and Serperior.
CelestialImperator: ugh, fine
MissingNo: Get training
CelestialImperator: If I win, will you give up this whole corruption nonsense?
MissingNo: If I win, will you help me with this corruption nonsense?
CelestialImperator: …
MissingNo: …
CelestialImperator: Deal.
MissingNo: hoshit, you took the deal.
MissingNo: Fine, this is one match I can’t lose.

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