Munchy - Horsepun Sisters - Case #1 (R63; Snips, Snails)

>”Ah, the beach is already set up for us!”
>Snails sighed a breath of relief. She and her sister Snips had been walking for ages in their extremely tight dresses that displayed their cleavage quite nicely.
>They were on vacation for the first time in years, and after all their intense crime-fighting, they could sure use a break.
>>”We haven’t had a vacation in so long, let’s go swimming,”
>”Check out my sexy swimsuit.”
>Snails pulled out a bikini that was basically just a few strings of cotton with just enough covered to cover up her lady bits.
>>”A swimsuit? I could never wear one of those.”
>Snips scoffed at the idea of covering up one’s genitaila.
>>”A celebrity should be swimming in her birthday suit.”
>Both of them had a quick chuckle, when suddenly their un-humanly large breasts started to vibrate hard, shaking their entire body.
>A sound similar to a car alarm noise began blaring in their ears.
>>”Snails! It’s the Horsepun emergency alarm!”
>”Something must be going on nearby!”
>Snails turned to the water to see a very large shark fin slowly moving across the waves.
>Snips gasped in complete and total horror.
>>”Look! It’s a shark!”
>”It’s so huge!”
>Snails began to moan slightly, as she became aroused at the sight of a shark fin because why the fuck not.
>Then, without a trace, the shark vanished.
>>”Where did it go?”
>Snails and her sister looked as far as the eye can see, but there was no sign of the shark.
>When suddenly!
>The Shark reared it’s head out of the water, allowing the two sisters to stare into it’s emotionless dark red eyes as it slowly opened it’s mouth to reveal a large machinegun.
>It began to fire upon the sisters as they ducked and headed for cover behind a large rock next to a tree.
>Snips pulled out her pistol and tried shooting the shark, but it wasn’t very effective and one of the bullets from the shark’s attack knocked Snips’ pistol right out of her hand.

>Snails turned to her sister.
>”Let me handle this!”
>>”Snails!”
>Snails began crawling over to a small table with a few alcoholic beverages located on it.
>Luckily, the shark was a horrible shot and missed her completely, even though she was moving at the pace of a turtle.
>Once at the table, Snails began shaking the bottle as hard as she could, making her extremely large breasts flop up and down repeatedly.
>>”You need to shake it harder!”
>Snails began using both hands to shake the bottle as hard as humanly possible, turning her breasts’ motions into a blur.

MEANWHILE.

>You are Anonymous.
>You focus your binoculars on Snail’s amazing rack as you feel all of blood in your body jet to your extremely large penis that girls would line up for blocks just to touch.
“Ohhh, you’re killing me.”
>You moan as you move your right hand down to stroke your car penis.
“I finally found you, Horsepun sisters.”
>You chuckle to yourself and begin to move your hand up and down your shaft at a faster rate than before.

NOT MEANWHILE.

>Snails finally decides that now would be a good time to stop shaking the bottle and she points the top of the bottle towards the shark.
>>”Go for it’s eyes!”
>Snails unleashes the bottle cap and the corkscrew flies over to the shark, jamming itself into it’s left eye, immobilizing it’s machine gun.
>”Yes! I did it!”

>Snails rejoices as she picks up a nearby bottle of tanning lotion and hurls it into the shark’s mouth.
>instantly, your sister springs to life, and dives for her pistol. She whips back around to the shark and shoots the bottle of tanning lotion with perfect aim.
>The bullet and the lotion collide and cause the shark to set on fire, and then an instant later explode violently.
>Snips walks over to Snails as she undoes her dress.
>>”Wow, unf, that was a lot of work!”
>”And we’re supposed to be on vacation…”

MEANWHILE AGAIN.

>You zoom out from your binoculars and you dial up your boss.
“Hi, it’s Anon, I finally found them. The two sisters! Hahahahahahahaha!”

TO BE CONTINUED?? PROBABLY NOT.