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  1. [20:07:01] <PetraCore> Brigit walks in.
  2. [20:07:43] <Lucien> Sej follows a few moments later
  3. [20:07:45] <Strife3> Rick is hot on her heels
  4. [20:07:58] <Puppetmaster> June's grabbed her stuff and enters the room.
  5. [20:08:17] <Puppetmaster> She's a little sweaty from working out and didn't have time for a shower.
  6. [20:08:18] <PetraCore> "Well... looks like I'm not going to be fresh meat much longer."
  7. [20:08:48] <Puppetmaster> June looks over everyone. Is it just the four of them?
  8. [20:09:02] <Strife3> "Nah, I think that we're fng's until such point where we're at the mandatory retirement age."
  9. [20:09:30] <Puppetmaster> "... None of you've been in the pool yet, have you?"
  10. [20:09:48] <Lucien> "Not yet no"
  11. [20:09:53] <PetraCore> "That's my point."
  12. [20:09:53] <Tehpillowstar> Chloe walks in
  13. [20:09:59] <PetraCore> "Time to pop the cherry."
  14. [20:09:59] <Strife3> "I've been in."
  15. [20:10:09] <Strife3> "Chloe certainly has. Hiya Agent."
  16. [20:10:56] <Puppetmaster> "So that makes two of you who've never been, two who've only been in a few times, and a vet. This'll be interesting..."
  17. [20:10:56] <Roget> Anyone heading to the pool will see a pudgy, balding pasty white obses doctor with beady black eyes and an ID card. Anyone who has seen him before will recognize Dr. Bland.
  18. [20:10:56] * PaulS_laptop (c64@cave.in.kyrgistan) has joined
  19. [20:11:27] <TheRaven> Taggart walks in and looks at the assembled group.
  20. [20:11:29] <Tehpillowstar> "Hello."
  21. [20:11:30] <PaulS_laptop> Bill arrives
  22. [20:11:33] <Strife3> "Sir, what do you have for us?"
  23. [20:12:04] <Lucien> Sej stands at attention
  24. [20:12:27] <Roget> Dr. Bland sniffles. "So, this is the group we got?"
  25. [20:12:35] <Puppetmaster> "Few extra, at least."
  26. [20:13:17] <Roget> "Alright.... so, the scanners been picking up noises from the pool floor. Animal sounds. Lots of 'em."
  27. [20:13:23] * Alivi (~Alivi@synIRC-AEA4358.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined
  28. [20:13:23] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Alivi
  29. [20:13:28] <PetraCore> "Huh."
  30. [20:13:33] <Roget> "We also got some matted canid and felus hair floating up."
  31. [20:13:34] <TheRaven> "That's different."
  32. [20:13:38] <PetraCore> She just listens, shifting from foot to foot.
  33. [20:13:45] <Roget> he pauses, and has a nice cough into his sleeve.
  34. [20:13:50] <Alivi> Eriko arrives and hangs in the back
  35. [20:13:58] <Strife3> ". . . that's odd. Anyone allergic?"
  36. [20:14:32] <Roget> "Me."
  37. [20:14:34] <Roget> More coughing
  38. [20:14:37] <PetraCore> "Not me."
  39. [20:14:37] <Lucien> Sej shakes her head a bit but remains at attention
  40. [20:15:07] <Alivi> Eriko looks around
  41. [20:15:13] <TheRaven> "I'm good."
  42. [20:15:24] <Strife3> ~A mercenary acting like she's still in basic? Weird.~
  43. [20:15:28] * Soulless has quit (Ping timeout)
  44. [20:15:28] <PaulS_laptop> "No allergies to speak of"
  45. [20:15:57] * Soulless (This.l@nd.is.now.pure) has joined
  46. [20:15:58] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Soulless
  47. [20:16:24] * Tehpillowstar has quit (Ping timeout: 187 seconds)
  48. [20:17:33] <Roget> "I don't know... any other questions, or are ye all ready?"
  49. [20:18:04] <Strife3> "ROE?"
  50. [20:18:07] <Alivi> "I am..."
  51. [20:18:21] <Puppetmaster> "Here we go."
  52. [20:18:23] <TheRaven> Taggart pulls on his gas mask and boards the sub.
  53. [20:18:26] <Lucien> "Standing by"
  54. [20:18:33] <Puppetmaster> June boards.
  55. [20:18:39] <Lucien> Sej boards
  56. [20:18:49] <PetraCore> Brigit follows them, looking around.
  57. [20:19:00] <PaulS_laptop> Bill boards, checking his rifle again
  58. [20:19:08] <Strife3> Rick lets everyone else get on first, then climbs in.
  59. [20:19:35] <Roget> Presuming everyone is on the sub, it begins its descent.
  60. [20:19:39] <Alivi> Eriko boards and sits near the window buckling in
  61. [20:19:50] <Puppetmaster> June gestures to Sej. "Don't think I've seen you around. What's your name?"
  62. [20:20:00] <TheRaven> "Alright, a lot of you are new to this, so a few basics. Strap in, listen to me and Eriko, and don't touch anything freaky-looking."
  63. [20:20:01] <PetraCore> Se buckles.
  64. [20:20:09] <PetraCore> "Sounds good."
  65. [20:20:31] <Lucien> "Sejuani Brjnha. Sej suits me fine though" She offers a hand to June
  66. [20:20:36] <Strife3> "Duly noted."
  67. [20:20:46] <Puppetmaster> June shakes. "Doctor June Saro. Good luck."
  68. [20:20:52] <Alivi> Eriko nods at taggart
  69. [20:20:55] <PetraCore> "Brigit Haugen."
  70. [20:21:23] <Lucien> "Likewise." she nods
  71. [20:21:53] <Roget> everyone, perception
  72. [20:22:07] <Puppetmaster> 6df+6 And away we go
  73. [20:22:08] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: And away we go: 3 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, -, -, -)
  74. [20:22:18] <PetraCore> 6df+4 Something up?
  75. [20:22:18] <Lucien> 6df+4
  76. [20:22:18] <Glacon> PetraCore: Something up?: 9 (6df+4=+, +, +, 0, +, +)
  77. [20:22:18] <Glacon> Lucien: 5 (6df+4=0, +, -, 0, 0, +)
  78. [20:22:27] <Strife3> 6df+8
  79. [20:22:28] <Glacon> Strife3: 9 (6df+8=+, -, +, 0, +, -)
  80. [20:23:01] <Alivi> 6df+8
  81. [20:23:02] <Glacon> Alivi: 8 (6df+8=-, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  82. [20:23:41] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7
  83. [20:23:42] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: 6 (6df+7=-, 0, +, -, -, +)
  84. [20:23:57] <TheRaven> 6df+7
  85. [20:23:57] <Glacon> TheRaven: 4 (6df+7=-, 0, -, -, +, -)
  86. [20:24:23] * Strife has quit (Broken pipe)
  87. [20:24:31] * Strife (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  88. [20:24:38] * Aphex_ (~classifi@synIRC-A7932FA3.lightspeed.chrlnc.sbcglobal.net) has joined
  89. [20:24:55] <Roget> Sej, Rick, and Eriko hear a cacophanous sound coming from below them, within wherever the pool is taking them.
  90. [20:25:26] <Alivi> "What the?!"
  91. [20:25:38] <Puppetmaster> "Hmm?"
  92. [20:25:45] <Lucien> "Contact."
  93. [20:25:49] <Strife3> Rick attempts to determine what kind of sound it is. Tapping Grasping at Straw if possible.
  94. [20:25:57] * salmander (~salmander@synIRC-8429A36.cg.shawcable.net) has joined
  95. [20:25:57] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to salmander
  96. [20:26:26] <Roget> roll perc, if Rick re-listens
  97. [20:26:47] <Strife3> +4 for the tag?
  98. [20:26:49] <Alivi> "Ehhhh"
  99. [20:27:03] <Puppetmaster> "What is it?"
  100. [20:27:34] <TheRaven> "What's up?"
  101. [20:27:53] <Strife3> 6df+8 identifying source
  102. [20:27:53] <Glacon> Strife3: identifying source: 8 (6df+8=+, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  103. [20:28:06] <Alivi> "Something"
  104. [20:28:39] <Roget> Rick, it sounds like animal noises. And lots of them.
  105. [20:28:53] <Strife3> "Animal noises of some sort."
  106. [20:29:04] <Strife3> "The pool really is a weird piece of work, isn't it?"
  107. [20:29:06] <PetraCore> "Lots of them."
  108. [20:29:17] <PetraCore> "Best case scenario, zoo?"
  109. [20:29:25] <Puppetmaster> "Worst case."
  110. [20:29:26] <PetraCore> "...of course, if /we/ end up in the zoo..."
  111. [20:29:49] <Alivi> "Worse scenario is zoo last time I was in zoo I got trampled by bull man"
  112. [20:29:49] <TheRaven> "I'm going with worst case, last time we were in a Pool zoo I got stomped by a minotaur."
  113. [20:29:49] <Puppetmaster> "I don't think we want to end up in a zoo in the pool."
  114. [20:29:59] <PetraCore> "...oh dear."
  115. [20:30:04] <PetraCore> "Nothing is sacred, huh?"
  116. [20:30:13] <PetraCore> "Not even, like... a garden?"
  117. [20:30:19] <Puppetmaster> "Except the sixties. Those were mostly untouched."
  118. [20:30:21] <Strife3> "Just our honor."
  119. [20:30:34] <Roget> Everyone, Pdef!!!!!1!!!!!
  120. [20:30:44] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 wait say what
  121. [20:30:45] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: wait say what: 3 (6df+5=-, +, -, +, -, -)
  122. [20:30:51] <Strife3> 6df+5 pdef
  123. [20:30:51] <Glacon> Strife3: pdef: 3 (6df+5=+, -, -, -, -, +)
  124. [20:30:56] <PetraCore> 6df+6
  125. [20:30:56] <Glacon> PetraCore: 7 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, +, +)
  126. [20:31:02] <Alivi> "I hear garden had deadly flowers"
  127. [20:31:06] <TheRaven> 6df+7 waaat
  128. [20:31:06] <Glacon> TheRaven: waaat: 6 (6df+7=+, 0, -, +, -, -)
  129. [20:31:07] <Lucien> 6df+6 sejtank
  130. [20:31:07] <Glacon> Lucien: sejtank: 5 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  131. [20:31:11] <Alivi> 6df+6
  132. [20:31:12] <Glacon> Alivi: 3 (6df+6=-, -, 0, -, -, +)
  133. [20:31:13] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 pdef
  134. [20:31:13] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: pdef: 4 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, 0, -, -)
  135. [20:31:30] <Puppetmaster> ~Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?~
  136. [20:31:54] <Roget> Everyone, you're overcome by a sudden, blistering pain
  137. [20:32:04] <TheRaven> "Nnnngh..."
  138. [20:32:05] <Roget> you can't focus on anything, you're in total agony
  139. [20:32:11] <Puppetmaster> "OwowowowowowOW!"
  140. [20:32:18] <Roget> It feels like the flesh is being rendered from your bones
  141. [20:32:27] <PetraCore> Brigit tries not to scream, and fails.
  142. [20:32:35] <Roget> and you hear the wailing of hundreds of animals, and it all goes black.
  143. [20:32:39] <Roget> Everyone, perception
  144. [20:32:45] <Puppetmaster> 6df+6 OW.
  145. [20:32:45] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: OW.: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, -, +, +)
  146. [20:32:48] <Alivi> Eriko screams she felt this befor
  147. [20:32:48] <Lucien> ~shit~
  148. [20:32:58] <TheRaven> 6df+7
  149. [20:32:58] <Glacon> TheRaven: 8 (6df+7=0, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  150. [20:33:00] <PetraCore> 1d10+4 Everything is paaaain
  151. [20:33:01] <Glacon> PetraCore: Everything is paaaain: 8 (1d10+4=4)
  152. [20:33:03] <Alivi> "No not again" she whispers gritting her teeth
  153. [20:33:08] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 perc. Bill is gritting his teeth, biting down hard enough that one of his molars(already cavatied) cracks
  154. [20:33:08] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: perc. Bill is gritting his teeth, biting down hard enough that one of his molars(already cavatied) cracks: 7 (6df+7=-, -, +, +, +, -)
  155. [20:33:09] <Lucien> 6df+4 oww
  156. [20:33:09] <Glacon> Lucien: oww: 1 (6df+4=-, -, +, -, 0, -)
  157. [20:33:10] <PetraCore> 6df+4 oops
  158. [20:33:11] <Glacon> PetraCore: oops: 7 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, +, -)
  159. [20:33:16] <Alivi> 6df+8
  160. [20:33:17] <Glacon> Alivi: 5 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  161. [20:33:17] <Strife3> 6df+12 grasping at straw again. What the hell?
  162. [20:33:18] <Glacon> Strife3: grasping at straw again. What the hell?: 13 (6df+12=0, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  163. [20:36:23] <Roget> Everyone you wake up in a room. There's a bare, concrete floor, and what looks like an oversized dog bed in one corner. Some plastic toys have been strewn about, and there's some metal bars at the front of the room. There are also five dogs and a dazed-looking Taggart on the floor. Rick, you can tell that you, in fact, have become a dog. A Jack Russel terrier, to be exact.
  164. [20:37:10] <TheRaven> Taggart looks around. "Guys?"
  165. [20:37:12] <Puppetmaster> "Brigit, you had to open your mouth about going in the zoo. Where are you?"
  166. [20:37:25] <PetraCore> "I'm here."
  167. [20:37:35] <Alivi> Eriko tries to rub her eyes "what happened?"
  168. [20:37:45] <PetraCore> Brigit tries to grab her bag.
  169. [20:37:46] <Strife3> ~I am a dog.~
  170. [20:37:46] <PaulS_laptop> "Uh...."
  171. [20:37:47] <Puppetmaster> "Where? All I see is Taggart."
  172. [20:37:50] <Roget> Everyone, when you try to talk, all you hear is barking
  173. [20:37:52] <Strife3> ~Jesus christo.~
  174. [20:37:56] <Strife3> "Woof."
  175. [20:38:01] <Roget> You can understand the others, though
  176. [20:38:07] <PetraCore> ~MY fucking stuff!~
  177. [20:38:10] <Alivi> Eriko whimpers
  178. [20:38:16] <Puppetmaster> "... This is interesting."
  179. [20:38:18] <PetraCore> "Uh, can.. you hear me?"
  180. [20:38:20] <Lucien> ~Well...shit~
  181. [20:38:22] <PetraCore> "Where's my stuff?"
  182. [20:38:24] <PetraCore> She looks around.
  183. [20:38:26] <Puppetmaster> "Yeah this is definitely new."
  184. [20:38:28] <Roget> Why the fuck is this room full of dogs are they aggressive what if they bite
  185. [20:38:37] <TheRaven> "...what."
  186. [20:38:40] <Roget> Note that nobody but Rick can realize that they are dogs
  187. [20:38:44] <Lucien> "Not what I expected."
  188. [20:38:46] <PaulS_laptop> "I can understand you. Why am I barking?"
  189. [20:38:47] <Alivi> Eriko goes to taggart
  190. [20:38:51] <Alivi> "Taggart?"
  191. [20:38:53] <TheRaven> Taggart fears no dogs.
  192. [20:38:53] <Puppetmaster> June walks up to Taggart and tries to gesture with her paws.
  193. [20:38:59] <PetraCore> "You're not barking, I'm barking."
  194. [20:39:02] <Puppetmaster> "Can you understand us?"
  195. [20:39:03] <Strife3> "Well, shit. Woofity woofity arf."
  196. [20:39:04] <PetraCore> "What's with all these dogs?"
  197. [20:39:09] <PetraCore> She heads to taggart.
  198. [20:39:15] <PaulS_laptop> "uh...guys?"
  199. [20:39:17] <PetraCore> "Where /is/ everyone?"
  200. [20:39:21] <Alivi> "What?"
  201. [20:39:27] <PaulS_laptop> "I think we're /all/ barking"
  202. [20:39:35] <Alivi> "Impossible!"
  203. [20:39:40] <Strife3> "Yeah, I'm a dog."
  204. [20:39:41] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks down at himself
  205. [20:39:45] <Strife3> "This is cool."
  206. [20:39:51] <Puppetmaster> June looks down. What kind of dog is she?
  207. [20:39:57] <Alivi> Eriko looks down
  208. [20:39:58] <Strife3> Rick attempts to locate his tail.
  209. [20:40:01] <PetraCore> Brigit sits and looks down.
  210. [20:40:02] <Lucien> Sej looks at herself and the others
  211. [20:40:09] * AgentFlowers (Mibbit@synIRC-467C93E2.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined
  212. [20:40:09] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to AgentFlowers
  213. [20:40:29] <TheRaven> "Oh, you have /got/ to be kidding me."
  214. [20:40:30] <Roget> Sej, you are a dog
  215. [20:40:34] <Roget> A dalmation, to be exact
  216. [20:40:39] <Puppetmaster> "Everyone but Taggart's a dog. Wonderful."
  217. [20:40:46] <PetraCore> "Why Taggart?"
  218. [20:40:51] <Roget> June, you are a greyhound
  219. [20:41:02] <Roget> Rick finds his tail it's wagging
  220. [20:41:04] <Puppetmaster> "Hmm. Fast. I like it."
  221. [20:41:21] <Lucien> "Holy shit. I..." Sej is at a loss
  222. [20:41:26] * You are now known as RogetGMs
  223. [20:41:33] <PetraCore> What is Brigit?
  224. [20:41:33] <PaulS_laptop> "Okay. So...now what?"
  225. [20:41:36] * salmander has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
  226. [20:41:37] <PaulS_laptop> what is bill?
  227. [20:41:39] <Puppetmaster> "To be honest I'm not even really surprised."
  228. [20:41:47] <Strife3> Rick waits for the others to figure out quadrupedal life, seeing if he can control his tail wagging speed.
  229. [20:41:53] <RogetGMs> Brigit is an English Mastiff
  230. [20:42:08] <RogetGMs> Rick it's fun fun fun fun fun! You forget about everyone and just focus on that tail.]
  231. [20:42:08] <Strife3> "Yet it took you a good five minutes to figure out that you're a dog?"
  232. [20:42:11] <TheRaven> "...this may in fact be the strangest thing the pool's done yet."
  233. [20:42:14] <RogetGMs> wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag
  234. [20:42:14] <Lucien> Sej attempts to move around in this form. Baby steps
  235. [20:42:17] <Alivi> Eriko looks at herself can she even tell?
  236. [20:42:19] <RogetGMs> Sej, agility
  237. [20:42:25] <PetraCore> She looks around for a door.
  238. [20:42:28] <Strife3> ~Damn you taiiiiiillll~
  239. [20:42:31] <RogetGMs> Bill is a Rottweiler
  240. [20:42:41] <Lucien> 6df+5
  241. [20:42:42] <Glacon> Lucien: 5 (6df+5=-, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  242. [20:42:57] <RogetGMs> Sej stumbles a bit, but she can walk
  243. [20:43:00] <Puppetmaster> June paws at the side of her head, trying to scratch. "It's itchy in here."
  244. [20:43:02] <RogetGMs> Eriko is a Shiba Inu
  245. [20:43:10] <TheRaven> Taggart makes sure his gear is still present.
  246. [20:43:24] <PetraCore> "Taggart, can you see my bag?"
  247. [20:43:24] <RogetGMs> It is, although he is totally covered in dog hair
  248. [20:43:32] <Alivi> Eriko whines "nono! Ralph will not be able to love me now!"
  249. [20:43:44] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks around at his surroundings
  250. [20:43:45] <Puppetmaster> And June's gear, even if she still has it, is useless. She's a fucking dog.
  251. [20:43:53] <Puppetmaster> "Relax, it's probably not permanent."
  252. [20:43:54] <Alivi> "What happens to our gear?!"
  253. [20:44:00] <Puppetmaster> ~Probably.~
  254. [20:44:05] <PetraCore> "Oh, come on, Eriko."
  255. [20:44:09] <Strife3> "It should come back later, I think"
  256. [20:44:10] <PetraCore> "Ralph's a good man."
  257. [20:44:10] <RogetGMs> Everyone but Taggart, your gear is missing in action
  258. [20:44:14] <PetraCore> "He'll still like you."
  259. [20:44:15] <Alivi> "This is worse than when I was turned into freshman"
  260. [20:44:16] <Lucien> Sej stumbles around the room. Pacing and observing the room
  261. [20:44:22] <Strife3> ~If my coat has doghair on it . . .~
  262. [20:44:23] <RogetGMs> Sej, perception
  263. [20:44:35] <Lucien> 6df+4
  264. [20:44:36] <Glacon> Lucien: 2 (6df+4=0, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  265. [20:44:44] <TheRaven> "Alright, so uh, what now?"
  266. [20:44:47] <Alivi> Eriko whines again
  267. [20:44:49] <RogetGMs> Sej notices what was previously noted.
  268. [20:44:52] <RogetGMs> Nothing new
  269. [20:44:55] <Strife3> Rick attempts to figure out if he can see in color.
  270. [20:45:08] <PetraCore> Brigit tries to get the hang of moving around.
  271. [20:45:15] <PetraCore> And also tries to smell stuff.
  272. [20:45:18] <Alivi> Eriko tries to move
  273. [20:45:27] <Puppetmaster> June does as well.
  274. [20:45:30] <RogetGMs> Color looks weird, Rick. Everything is either like pastel, and kinda blurry where they meet.
  275. [20:45:38] <RogetGMs> Everyone moving, agility
  276. [20:45:45] <RogetGMs> brigit oh. my. god.
  277. [20:45:47] <RogetGMs> SO MANY SNIFFS
  278. [20:45:50] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+4 agility. Bill pads his way to the front of the room, to the bars
  279. [20:45:50] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: agility. Bill pads his way to the front of the room, to the bars: 2 (6df+4=-, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  280. [20:45:55] <RogetGMs> Brigit just fucking wants to sniff everything
  281. [20:46:00] <Strife3> "Hey, veteran agent, check your color capability."
  282. [20:46:07] <PetraCore> 6df+5 Agility
  283. [20:46:07] <Lucien> 6df+5
  284. [20:46:07] <Glacon> PetraCore: Agility: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  285. [20:46:08] <Glacon> Lucien: 6 (6df+5=-, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  286. [20:46:09] <PetraCore> "Oh my good."
  287. [20:46:13] <PetraCore> "Oh my god, you guys."
  288. [20:46:15] <PetraCore> "Smell that."
  289. [20:46:21] <PetraCore> "So many smells."
  290. [20:46:21] <Alivi> 6df+6
  291. [20:46:21] <Glacon> Alivi: 4 (6df+6=+, +, -, -, -, -)
  292. [20:46:35] <Puppetmaster> 6df+10 tagging outside the box, I think it might apply here?
  293. [20:46:35] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: tagging outside the box, I think it might apply here?: 8 (6df+10=-, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  294. [20:46:39] <TheRaven> Any doors in the room?
  295. [20:46:40] <PetraCore> "This is like I was blind and suddenly I can see, oh my god."
  296. [20:46:44] <RogetGMs> Eriko, you're a little unsteady. Sej seems to have the hang of it, though.
  297. [20:46:56] <RogetGMs> One, Taggart, the one with the bars. Looks like a kennel door from an animal shelter
  298. [20:47:03] <Alivi> "Taggart can you carry me? This is hard!!"
  299. [20:47:38] <PetraCore> How about Brigit, Roget? Same as Sej?
  300. [20:47:54] <RogetGMs> Ahyuop
  301. [20:48:07] <RogetGMs> Brigit has the hang of this "walking" gig, even if the SMELLS ARE SO GOOD
  302. [20:48:09] <PetraCore> "Okay, we can work with this."
  303. [20:48:13] <PetraCore> "We can figure this out."
  304. [20:48:24] <Puppetmaster> And can June walk and whatnot?
  305. [20:48:28] <PetraCore> "We just need to... take stock of our situation."
  306. [20:48:30] <Strife3> "Yeah, this is actually kinda cool."
  307. [20:48:36] <PetraCore> She tries to determine things about their surroundings by smell
  308. [20:48:39] <Strife3> "One: I have a tail"
  309. [20:48:45] <TheRaven> Taggart opens the door hesitantly.
  310. [20:48:52] <RogetGMs> Brigit, perc
  311. [20:49:08] <PetraCore> 6df+4 Smellllllling time.
  312. [20:49:09] <Glacon> PetraCore: Smellllllling time.: 8 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, +, 0)
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  314. [20:49:13] <RogetGMs> Taggart, it's locked. It's just a regular chain lock, though, very smashable.
  315. [20:49:21] <PaulS_laptop> Bill continues to attempt to take stock of things. What can he see through the bars?
  316. [20:49:23] <RogetGMs> Brigit you can smell SO MANY OTHER DOGS
  317. [20:49:32] <Strife3> "Taggart, do you have color perception?"
  318. [20:49:37] <TheRaven> Does he?
  319. [20:49:37] <RogetGMs> ALL THE PLACES THE DOGS HAVE BEEN
  320. [20:49:51] <PetraCore> "...hey, guys?"
  321. [20:49:53] <RogetGMs> Bill can see a brick wall about 6 feet away, and a tile floor.
  322. [20:49:59] <Puppetmaster> June tests out the capability of her new limbs.
  323. [20:50:00] <PetraCore> "There's been a lot of dogs here before us."
  324. [20:50:05] <PetraCore> "You can tell, right?"
  325. [20:50:08] <PetraCore> "By the smell?"
  326. [20:50:38] <Lucien> "So then there must be a way out. They're not here anymore"
  327. [20:50:45] <Puppetmaster> "I'm holding out on senses until I figure out how much these legs can do. They feel niiiiiiiiice."
  328. [20:50:49] <PetraCore> "Or they were taken off by whoever put us here."
  329. [20:50:51] <TheRaven> "There's a door right here."
  330. [20:51:00] <PetraCore> "And god knows what happened to them."
  331. [20:51:04] <Tehpillowstar> 6df+10 tagging Korean spirit COME ON GLACON DON'T DO THIS TO ME
  332. [20:51:05] <Glacon> Tehpillowstar: tagging Korean spirit COME ON GLACON DON'T DO THIS TO ME: 11 (6df+10=0, -, -, +, +, +)
  333. [20:51:26] <PetraCore> Brigit sticks by Taggart.
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  337. [20:51:42] <Puppetmaster> June sticks by the hooman.
  338. [20:51:45] <Alivi> Eriko tries to walk and follow them
  339. [20:52:03] <PaulS_laptop> Bill attempts to follow Taggart. He's not got the hand of this quadrupedal thing yet though
  340. [20:52:15] <RogetGMs> Everyone hears a yelp from the back of the cell thing
  341. [20:52:25] <Puppetmaster> June looks back.
  342. [20:52:28] <Strife3> Rick identifies and heads in that direction.
  343. [20:52:33] <RogetGMs> There's a golden retriever there, laying on its back
  344. [20:52:34] <TheRaven> Taggart looks around the room. Anything that might be handy for breaking a lock?
  345. [20:52:35] <Lucien> Sej follows, Taggart
  346. [20:52:41] <RogetGMs> Chloe, you wake up on your back
  347. [20:52:46] <Tehpillowstar> "..."
  348. [20:52:54] <Puppetmaster> "Hey, there's a new one."
  349. [20:52:56] <Strife3> "Hiya, Agent."
  350. [20:53:01] <Alivi> Eriko goes over to the dog.
  351. [20:53:04] <Tehpillowstar> Chloe does not know what to think
  352. [20:53:11] <Puppetmaster> "Uh, who's this?"
  353. [20:53:17] <Strife3> "Give her a second."
  354. [20:53:19] <PetraCore> Brigit sticks by Taggart.
  355. [20:53:37] <Alivi> Eriko nudges Chloe
  356. [20:53:45] <Puppetmaster> "Uhm. This one should be Chloe, right?"
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  358. [20:53:50] <RogetGMs> Chloe, an adorable Shiba Inu is nudging you
  359. [20:46:44] <RogetGMs> Eriko, you're a little unsteady. Sej seems to have the hang of it, though.
  360. [20:46:56] <RogetGMs> One, Taggart, the one with the bars. Looks like a kennel door from an animal shelter
  361. [20:47:03] <Alivi> "Taggart can you carry me? This is hard!!"
  362. [20:47:38] <PetraCore> How about Brigit, Roget? Same as Sej?
  363. [20:47:54] <RogetGMs> Ahyuop
  364. [20:48:07] <RogetGMs> Brigit has the hang of this "walking" gig, even if the SMELLS ARE SO GOOD
  365. [20:48:09] <PetraCore> "Okay, we can work with this."
  366. [20:48:13] <PetraCore> "We can figure this out."
  367. [20:48:24] <Puppetmaster> And can June walk and whatnot?
  368. [20:48:28] <PetraCore> "We just need to... take stock of our situation."
  369. [20:48:30] <Strife3> "Yeah, this is actually kinda cool."
  370. [20:48:36] <PetraCore> She tries to determine things about their surroundings by smell
  371. [20:48:39] <Strife3> "One: I have a tail"
  372. [20:48:45] <TheRaven> Taggart opens the door hesitantly.
  373. [20:48:52] <RogetGMs> Brigit, perc
  374. [20:49:08] <PetraCore> 6df+4 Smellllllling time.
  375. [20:49:09] <Glacon> PetraCore: Smellllllling time.: 8 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, +, 0)
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  377. [20:49:13] <RogetGMs> Taggart, it's locked. It's just a regular chain lock, though, very smashable.
  378. [20:49:21] <PaulS_laptop> Bill continues to attempt to take stock of things. What can he see through the bars?
  379. [20:49:23] <RogetGMs> Brigit you can smell SO MANY OTHER DOGS
  380. [20:49:32] <Strife3> "Taggart, do you have color perception?"
  381. [20:49:37] <TheRaven> Does he?
  382. [20:49:37] <RogetGMs> ALL THE PLACES THE DOGS HAVE BEEN
  383. [20:49:51] <PetraCore> "...hey, guys?"
  384. [20:49:53] <RogetGMs> Bill can see a brick wall about 6 feet away, and a tile floor.
  385. [20:49:59] <Puppetmaster> June tests out the capability of her new limbs.
  386. [20:50:00] <PetraCore> "There's been a lot of dogs here before us."
  387. [20:50:05] <PetraCore> "You can tell, right?"
  388. [20:50:08] <PetraCore> "By the smell?"
  389. [20:50:38] <Lucien> "So then there must be a way out. They're not here anymore"
  390. [20:50:45] <Puppetmaster> "I'm holding out on senses until I figure out how much these legs can do. They feel niiiiiiiiice."
  391. [20:50:49] <PetraCore> "Or they were taken off by whoever put us here."
  392. [20:50:51] <TheRaven> "There's a door right here."
  393. [20:51:00] <PetraCore> "And god knows what happened to them."
  394. [20:51:04] <Tehpillowstar> 6df+10 tagging Korean spirit COME ON GLACON DON'T DO THIS TO ME
  395. [20:51:05] <Glacon> Tehpillowstar: tagging Korean spirit COME ON GLACON DON'T DO THIS TO ME: 11 (6df+10=0, -, -, +, +, +)
  396. [20:51:26] <PetraCore> Brigit sticks by Taggart.
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  400. [20:51:42] <Puppetmaster> June sticks by the hooman.
  401. [20:51:45] <Alivi> Eriko tries to walk and follow them
  402. [20:52:03] <PaulS_laptop> Bill attempts to follow Taggart. He's not got the hand of this quadrupedal thing yet though
  403. [20:52:15] <RogetGMs> Everyone hears a yelp from the back of the cell thing
  404. [20:52:25] <Puppetmaster> June looks back.
  405. [20:52:28] <Strife3> Rick identifies and heads in that direction.
  406. [20:52:33] <RogetGMs> There's a golden retriever there, laying on its back
  407. [20:52:34] <TheRaven> Taggart looks around the room. Anything that might be handy for breaking a lock?
  408. [20:52:35] <Lucien> Sej follows, Taggart
  409. [20:52:41] <RogetGMs> Chloe, you wake up on your back
  410. [20:52:46] <Tehpillowstar> "..."
  411. [20:52:54] <Puppetmaster> "Hey, there's a new one."
  412. [20:52:56] <Strife3> "Hiya, Agent."
  413. [20:53:01] <Alivi> Eriko goes over to the dog.
  414. [20:53:04] <Tehpillowstar> Chloe does not know what to think
  415. [20:53:11] <Puppetmaster> "Uh, who's this?"
  416. [20:53:17] <Strife3> "Give her a second."
  417. [20:53:19] <PetraCore> Brigit sticks by Taggart.
  418. [20:53:37] <Alivi> Eriko nudges Chloe
  419. [20:53:45] <Puppetmaster> "Uhm. This one should be Chloe, right?"
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  421. [20:53:50] <RogetGMs> Chloe, an adorable Shiba Inu is nudging you
  422. [20:54:02] <Tehpillowstar> Chloe flips over. ~What~
  423. [20:54:07] <Puppetmaster> "I'm not sure."
  424. [20:54:13] <Alivi> Eriko paws at Chloe
  425. [20:54:19] <Puppetmaster> Chloe there's talking dogs here. Wat.
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  427. [20:54:23] <Alivi> "Are you ok?!"
  428. [20:54:32] <Tehpillowstar> "What the hell's going on?"
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  430. [20:54:40] <Strife3> "We're dogs."
  431. [20:54:49] <Strife3> "We including you, note."
  432. [20:54:49] <Puppetmaster> "Yep. It's not that bad."
  433. [20:55:37] <Lucien> "Coulda been worse."
  434. [20:55:50] <PaulS_laptop> "Would prefer having thumbs"
  435. [20:55:50] <Puppetmaster> "We could be turtles."
  436. [20:56:13] <Puppetmaster> "Yes, but we have functional limbs. That's a start."
  437. [20:56:16] <Strife3> Rick makes a quick check of himself.
  438. [20:56:26] <Strife3> "Yeah, certainly could be worse."
  439. [20:56:27] <Alivi> "I am a dog and Ralph will be confused "
  440. [20:56:54] <TheRaven> Can Taggart roll strength to break off the lock instead of melee?
  441. [20:57:05] <PetraCore> "Presuming we don't turn back once we get out of here."
  442. [20:57:05] <RogetGMs> yes he can!
  443. [20:57:10] <Tehpillowstar> Chloe looks around. "Why is Taggart a human?"
  444. [20:57:19] <PaulS_laptop> "Absolutely no idea"
  445. [20:57:37] <Strife3> "His spirit animal is actually a cat."
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  447. [20:57:49] <TheRaven> 6df+6 kick!
  448. [20:57:49] <Glacon> TheRaven: kick!: 7 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, 0, 0)
  449. [20:57:55] <RogetGMs> The door springs open!
  450. [20:57:58] <Alivi> Eriko goes over to taggart and paws at him
  451. [20:58:09] <Puppetmaster> "In any case, let's follow the guy with hands."
  452. [20:58:37] <Alivi> "Taggart... Why am I small??"
  453. [20:58:57] <PaulS_laptop> "uh...I don't think I'm gonna be of much use" Bill follows taggart "But we should probably get out of here as soon as possible"
  454. [20:59:16] <Tehpillowstar> "...Has the Pool done this kind of thing before?"
  455. [20:59:20] <TheRaven> "Uh...because you're a dog? I have no idea."
  456. [20:59:25] <Lucien> "Agreed. Through the gate then?"
  457. [20:59:28] <Puppetmaster> June licks her nose. "Always wanted to do that."
  458. [20:59:59] <Alivi> "I was turned to freshman once"
  459. [21:00:05] <PetraCore> Brigit steps out of the room, sniffing again. What's the hall sound like?
  460. [21:00:06] <Alivi> Eriko paws at taggart
  461. [21:00:18] <Strife3> "Well, you're big enough to take someone down, Bill."
  462. [21:00:32] <Strife3> "Look out for the knife coming in an upwards motion, though."
  463. [21:00:37] <Strife3> "You too, Chloe."
  464. [21:00:46] <RogetGMs> As they walk out, they find themselves in a long hall. They can see it's ful of empty kennels identical to the one they were just in. There are smells of hundreds of different dogs, who passed through. Over each cell there is an embossed brass-looking sheet of metallic stuff, reading "DOG FACT: DOG IS LOVE, DOG IS LIFE"
  465. [21:01:01] <Tehpillowstar> "...I have a really bad feeling about this."
  466. [21:01:18] <TheRaven> "...oh, this is gonna be a weird one."
  467. [21:01:27] <Puppetmaster> "Isn't it already?"
  468. [21:01:45] <Lucien> ~shit~
  469. [21:01:53] <Alivi> "Taggart I am scared"
  470. [21:01:59] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks for a door at the ends of the halls
  471. [21:02:07] <Tehpillowstar> "I think we should all agree to this..."
  472. [21:02:20] <Alivi> "Can you hold me?"
  473. [21:02:30] <Tehpillowstar> "But what happens in the Pool stays in the Pool. Whenever we get out of this, we never speak of this again."
  474. [21:02:30] <RogetGMs> There is one door, at the far end of the hall. A bright red line is painted about 7 feet in front of it.
  475. [21:02:52] <Puppetmaster> "If you insist."
  476. [21:03:03] <PaulS_laptop> "Taggart. Door, that end of the hall"
  477. [21:03:09] <TheRaven> Any windows in the door
  478. [21:03:11] <PaulS_laptop> He gestures as best as he can with his head
  479. [21:03:11] <TheRaven> ?
  480. [21:03:14] <Strife3> "Hmmmm, I couldn't see colors before, really. Look at that line everyone. What color do you see?"
  481. [21:03:36] <RogetGMs> Everyone can see BRIGHT RED
  482. [21:03:39] <RogetGMs> it is SHINY
  483. [21:03:44] <RogetGMs> everyone who is a dog, mdef
  484. [21:03:47] <Puppetmaster> "Red... Shiny..."
  485. [21:03:49] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5
  486. [21:03:49] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  487. [21:03:57] <Alivi> 6df+4
  488. [21:03:58] <Glacon> Alivi: 0 (6df+4=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  489. [21:04:09] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 "I don't know why I am a dog and can still see red, but RED"
  490. [21:04:09] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: "I don't know why I am a dog and can still see red, but RED": 3 (6df+5=-, 0, +, 0, -, -)
  491. [21:04:12] <Strife3> 6df+6 tail
  492. [21:04:12] <Glacon> Strife3: tail: 7 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, 0, +)
  493. [21:04:15] <Lucien> 6df+5
  494. [21:04:16] <Glacon> Lucien: 7 (6df+5=+, -, +, 0, 0, +)
  495. [21:04:21] <PetraCore> 6df+5
  496. [21:04:21] <Glacon> PetraCore: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, -, +, 0, +)
  497. [21:04:53] <TheRaven> "/Please/ nobody pee on it."
  498. [21:05:28] <RogetGMs> Eriko, Bill, you both just need to get that red. All human thoughts are pushed aside, in favor of RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED DOG RED RED RED GET GET GET GET GET GET GET
  499. [21:05:53] <Alivi> Eriko runs to the red line barking excitedly
  500. [21:06:04] <Alivi> As fast as her little legs can carry her
  501. [21:06:10] <Puppetmaster> "Uh."
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  503. [21:06:22] <PaulS_laptop> Bill still doesn't have the hang of his motions entirely(ever see a puppy of a large breed run? that.), but he makes his way over there rather4 rapidly
  504. [21:06:58] <Alivi> Her tail wags as she goes to get it!
  505. [21:07:01] <Lucien> Sej attempts to stop bill whom is presumably the slower of the two
  506. [21:07:13] <RogetGMs> Sej, strength
  507. [21:07:17] <TheRaven> ~...~ Taggart follows them and looks at the door, or if there's a window in it, that.
  508. [21:07:23] <PetraCore> Brigit tries to stop Eriko.
  509. [21:07:29] <PetraCore> Growling.
  510. [21:07:33] <Lucien> 6df+6
  511. [21:07:33] <Glacon> Lucien: 5 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, +, -)
  512. [21:07:35] <RogetGMs> Bill, strength to resist or agility to get around
  513. [21:07:40] <RogetGMs> same to Eriko/Brigit
  514. [21:07:50] <PetraCore> 6df+6 RED BAD
  515. [21:07:50] <Glacon> PetraCore: RED BAD: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  516. [21:07:59] <Strife3> Rick stands by and observes, not having guessed that holding his comrades back would be needed.
  517. [21:08:06] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 Big rotty at full tilt. strength.
  518. [21:08:07] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Big rotty at full tilt. strength.: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, -, +, -, +)
  519. [21:08:09] <Strife3> He's caught flatpawed.
  520. [21:08:16] <Puppetmaster> June sits down.
  521. [21:08:26] <Alivi> 6df+6 get the thing
  522. [21:08:27] <Glacon> Alivi: get the thing: 5 (6df+6=0, +, +, -, -, -)
  523. [21:08:28] <RogetGMs> Sej, you're bowled over by the much larger Bill! Oh dear.
  524. [21:08:51] <RogetGMs> Bad dog, Sej! BAD DOG!
  525. [21:09:25] <TheRaven> Does the door at the end of the hall have a window?
  526. [21:09:29] <RogetGMs> Nope
  527. [21:09:50] <Lucien> "No, Don't just rush in!" Sej barks as she's knocked over
  528. [21:09:56] <PetraCore> Does Brigit stop Eriko?
  529. [21:10:01] <RogetGMs> Eriko, Brigit's growling snaps you back, and her body keeps you from running in. You come to yer senses.
  530. [21:10:08] <RogetGMs> Bill, agility again
  531. [21:10:15] <PetraCore> Brigit goes after Bill now.
  532. [21:10:19] <Alivi> "What?" Eriko sits confused
  533. [21:10:26] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+4 agility this time?
  534. [21:10:27] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: agility this time?: 5 (6df+4=+, 0, +, -, -, +)
  535. [21:10:41] <Puppetmaster> June stands again and just kinda walks around a bit.
  536. [21:10:49] <RogetGMs> 6df+6 BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
  537. [21:10:49] <Glacon> RogetGMs: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK: 4 (6df+6=-, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  538. [21:12:04] <RogetGMs> Bill, you slide past the red line, and an alarm sounds! Immediately, the door opens, and two hulking, half-dog half-what the fuck bipedal monstrosities walk in. They're wielding ropes with tennis balls at the end. You barely avoid slipping into them.
  539. [21:12:21] <Alivi> Eriko whimpers
  540. [21:12:29] <Strife3> "Taggart, gun up!"
  541. [21:12:32] <Puppetmaster> "Bad things. Nope. Bad things."
  542. [21:12:47] <Alivi> "Taggart!!"
  543. [21:12:53] <TheRaven> Taggart swings around and trains his rifle on them.
  544. [21:12:55] <PetraCore> "Taggart!"
  545. [21:12:59] <RogetGMs> They growl, and speak in.... Spanish-accented english. "Who are you people."
  546. [21:12:59] <Strife3> Rick quickly attempts to figure out what English words translate to growlings.
  547. [21:13:04] <PetraCore> Brigit attacks one of the monstrosities.
  548. [21:13:09] <PaulS_laptop> Can Bill roll Strength to attack instead of melee?
  549. [21:13:17] <Puppetmaster> "Everyone calm down!"
  550. [21:13:22] <PaulS_laptop> "Taggart! Now!"
  551. [21:13:35] <Alivi> Eriko just lies down
  552. [21:13:41] <TheRaven> "We're ah...new."
  553. [21:13:57] <Lucien> Sej stands back up and rushes one of the monstors. What roll?
  554. [21:14:30] <RogetGMs> Brigit, roll melee
  555. [21:14:39] <TheRaven> "Guys, relax!"
  556. [21:14:42] <RogetGMs> Bill, Strength to butt into them
  557. [21:14:54] <PetraCore> 6df+7
  558. [21:14:55] <Glacon> PetraCore: 6 (6df+7=+, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  559. [21:14:58] <PaulS_laptop> Bill retreats at the moment. He figures if he's going to attack them, he's going to need a running start
  560. [21:14:59] <RogetGMs> Sej, ranged to lunge or melee to scratch
  561. [21:15:01] <Alivi> "Guys don't attack stop it!"
  562. [21:15:04] <Puppetmaster> "They're not even hostile yet calm down!"
  563. [21:15:14] <Strife3> ~Yet~
  564. [21:15:16] <RogetGMs> 6df+8 I HAVE VERY HIGH PHYSICAL DEFENSE
  565. [21:15:16] <Glacon> RogetGMs: I HAVE VERY HIGH PHYSICAL DEFENSE: 7 (6df+8=+, -, 0, -, +, -)
  566. [21:15:26] <Lucien> 6df+6 Lunge of Victory!
  567. [21:15:26] <Glacon> Lucien: Lunge of Victory!: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, -, -)
  568. [21:15:39] <PaulS_laptop> "tried to nab me. I'm calling it hostile"
  569. [21:15:49] <TheRaven> "Stop that!"
  570. [21:16:13] <Alivi> "Don't!!! Listen to us!"
  571. [21:16:16] <RogetGMs> Sej and Brigit are batted away by a SWOOSH of the tennis ball flails, being sent skidding away from the two creatures.
  572. [21:16:23] <Puppetmaster> June sits and puts her paws on her face. "I can't believe all of you..."
  573. [21:16:32] <PetraCore> Brigit whimpers.
  574. [21:16:33] <RogetGMs> "Agh!" They sound surprised
  575. [21:16:46] <PetraCore> "I was /trying/ to distract them from Bill so he could run."
  576. [21:16:47] <Alivi> Eriko runs and tries to stop sej and brigit
  577. [21:16:53] <TheRaven> "Everybody just stop!"
  578. [21:16:55] <PetraCore> Brigit isn't attacvking again.
  579. [21:16:56] <Alivi> "Don't!"
  580. [21:17:14] <Lucien> Sej immediatly stands down
  581. [21:17:17] <Strife3> Rick doesn't add his bark to the cacophony. Is this why dogs are always so loud?
  582. [21:17:23] <Puppetmaster> "Let's all just calm down here." June stands.
  583. [21:17:28] <RogetGMs> "Who are you, spies?! Sabo-tooters!?" They sound agitated
  584. [21:17:44] <Puppetmaster> "We don't even know how we got here."
  585. [21:17:47] <TheRaven> "No, no...it's hard to explain."
  586. [21:17:48] <Alivi> She looks at them
  587. [21:17:52] <Alivi> "No"
  588. [21:19:07] <RogetGMs> They confer with each other for a moment. "Come with us, for times of woof-splaining to Big Dawg."
  589. [21:19:19] <Alivi> "Ok.."
  590. [21:19:27] <Alivi> Eriko looks at taggart
  591. [21:19:37] <Strife3> "Big Dawg?"
  592. [21:19:41] <Puppetmaster> "They seem reasonable."
  593. [21:19:41] <TheRaven> "Alright."
  594. [21:19:50] <Strife3> "Sooooo, who gets to be team spokesman?"
  595. [21:19:52] <Alivi> Eriko follows them
  596. [21:19:55] <Puppetmaster> "Settled then." June follows the... dog things.
  597. [21:19:57] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks at taggart, then the guys, then taggart, and does the best doggie impression of a shrug
  598. [21:20:04] <Strife3> Rick assumes his tail wags faster at the thought.
  599. [21:20:38] <Lucien> Sej looks to the others for an example to follow
  600. [21:20:43] <RogetGMs> "Follow us."
  601. [21:20:53] <TheRaven> Taggart follows., mildly suspicious.
  602. [21:21:12] <Lucien> Sej follows
  603. [21:21:12] <Alivi> Eriko follows
  604. [21:21:13] <PaulS_laptop> Bill follows taggart
  605. [21:21:55] <PetraCore> "Taggart, probably."
  606. [21:21:59] <PetraCore> She follows, tail wagging.
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  608. [21:22:12] <Strife3> Rick takes the lead!
  609. [21:22:21] <Puppetmaster> June's not wagging her tail, this is srs busnis.
  610. [21:22:32] <RogetGMs> As they are led through the halls by Biffster and Spongebob, they can see various posters with heroic dogs in tanks, biplanes, and trenches, with various dog facts. DOG FACT: THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD ONE. DOG FACT: MEOWS ARE NOT GOD HEARS. DOG FACT: VICTORY NOW, WALKS TOMORROW.
  611. [21:22:59] <Strife3> "..."
  612. [21:23:07] <Puppetmaster> "... Oh, this isn't good."
  613. [21:23:09] <Strife3> "Anyone see snoopy vs. the red baron?"
  614. [21:23:12] <TheRaven> ~oh lord.~
  615. [21:23:39] <PetraCore> She stops wagging her tail.
  616. [21:23:43] <PaulS_laptop> ~Wierd places...~
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  619. [21:25:52] <Puppetmaster> ~But I like cats..."
  620. [21:25:58] <Puppetmaster> -" +~
  621. [21:26:17] <Alivi> "Noo"
  622. [21:27:05] <PetraCore> "This is... bad."
  623. [21:27:11] <PetraCore> She whiiines.
  624. [21:27:13] <Strife3> "Yeah."
  625. [21:27:28] <PaulS_laptop> Bill continues looking around
  626. [21:27:32] <Strife3> Rick attempts to identify the kind of tanks and biplanes.
  627. [21:27:47] <Strife3> WWI is not pleasant. WWI vs cats? Even less so.
  628. [21:28:18] <Alivi> "Taggarttt can you pick me up?"
  629. [21:28:22] <RogetGMs> they resemble vintage models from ww1, although not identical to human models. There have been modifications so dogs can use them
  630. [21:28:42] <TheRaven> "Oh, alright." He does.
  631. [21:29:10] <RogetGMs> Eriko, it feels weird to be carried. But it's a good weird.
  632. [21:29:22] <Alivi> She snuggles to taggart happy
  633. [21:29:33] <Strife3> Rick tries to determine how the modifications went. Were they designed from the ground up for dog use, or ad hoc changes?
  634. [21:30:23] <PetraCore> Brigit looks at the planes and tanks, too.
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  636. [21:30:59] <Lucien> Sej observes the posters as she follows
  637. [21:31:06] <Puppetmaster> June, not knowing much about all that, ignores it.
  638. [21:32:23] <PetraCore> Do they look like they could have been built and maintained by the dog-men leading them?
  639. [21:32:25] <RogetGMs> They're led to a large antechamber. The entrance is a large arch, with a gold plaque stretching over it. It says "DOG FACT: BIG DAWG IS WATCHING, AND WOOFING." Inside... shit, there must be a hundred dogs, or more, all yipping and wagging and howling excitedly. They're all looking at a big television with a picture of a Beagle wearing a beret, while speakers blast indistinct woofing. About a dozen mutant dogs keep the crowd at bay. More banners, too. DOG FACT
  640. [21:32:25] <RogetGMs> : KILL A CAT, GET A PAT. DOG FACT: DEATH IS PREFERABLE TO CHAIRMAN MEOW'S SUBJAGATION. DOG FACT: ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN.
  641. [21:32:46] <TheRaven> "...the cats are communists, apparently."
  642. [21:33:12] <Strife3> "Really?"
  643. [21:33:12] <Alivi> Eriko whimpers and nustles taggart
  644. [21:33:19] <Puppetmaster> "No, they're all Party members."
  645. [21:33:20] <Strife3> "Really?"
  646. [21:33:32] <PaulS_laptop> "Cats being evil and inherently lazy, makes sense to me"
  647. [21:33:33] <Puppetmaster> "Which makes us proles."
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  649. [21:33:51] <PetraCore> "Cats aren't evil."
  650. [21:33:53] <Strife3> "Note that the leader type of the dogs is wearing a beret. Not a good guy."
  651. [21:33:56] <PetraCore> She whispers this.
  652. [21:34:16] <PaulS_laptop> "I recall you in a beret once"
  653. [21:34:37] <Lucien> ~wonder which side is actually the communists~
  654. [21:35:13] <Strife3> "Are we talking the Black Beret Army? Because that's totally not counting."
  655. [21:35:23] <Strife3> "Wait, that other time was on a bet, and I was drunk."
  656. [21:36:02] <PaulS_laptop> Can dogs snicker? If so, Bill is
  657. [21:36:25] <RogetGMs> Everyone, mdef
  658. [21:36:29] <PetraCore> "Guys, let's be serious."
  659. [21:36:40] <PetraCore> 6df+5 Oh shit.
  660. [21:36:41] <Glacon> PetraCore: Oh shit.: 6 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  661. [21:36:42] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 HEIL BIG DAWG
  662. [21:36:42] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: HEIL BIG DAWG: 3 (6df+5=0, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  663. [21:36:43] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  664. [21:36:43] <Glacon> TheRaven: 5 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, -, +, 0)
  665. [21:36:53] <Strife3> 6df+6 mdef
  666. [21:36:53] <Glacon> Strife3: mdef: 10 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, +, 0)
  667. [21:37:07] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+9 tagging gimmie a minute. He probably isn't even aware of something happening.
  668. [21:37:07] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: tagging gimmie a minute. He probably isn't even aware of something happening.: 7 (6df+9=0, 0, -, -, -, +)
  669. [21:37:12] <Strife3> Rick is exactly serious enough not to go crazy.
  670. [21:37:22] <Lucien> 6df+9 tagging horrors of war
  671. [21:37:23] <Glacon> Lucien: tagging horrors of war: 6 (6df+9=-, -, -, -, 0, +)
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  674. [21:37:54] <Strife3> "I have a wagging tail, I think that it might be memetic toward anti-seriousness."
  675. [21:38:16] <Alivi> 6df+4
  676. [21:38:17] <Glacon> Alivi: 3 (6df+4=-, 0, -, +, +, -)
  677. [21:38:30] <RogetGMs> June... you feel... a feeling. You feel like you want to join the crowd. To yip, and holler, and be ready for BATTLING CATS. ALL HAIL BIG DAWG.
  678. [21:38:41] <RogetGMs> Eriko, you feel scared. Terrified, even. Cats are gonna getcha
  679. [21:38:46] <RogetGMs> CATS ARE GONNA GETCHA
  680. [21:39:10] <Alivi> Eriko whimpers and nuzzles into taggart "taggart help help!"
  681. [21:39:16] <Puppetmaster> June starts whining uncertainly.
  682. [21:39:29] <Alivi> "I don't wanna die don't let them get me!!!"
  683. [21:39:37] <PaulS_laptop> "June?"
  684. [21:39:49] <PetraCore> "Eriko?"
  685. [21:39:54] <PetraCore> "Nobody is going to hurt you."
  686. [21:39:55] <TheRaven> Taggart briefly considers patting her, but thinks that would be weird. "You're gonna be fine."
  687. [21:40:02] <PetraCore> Brigit tries to paw at Eriko.
  688. [21:40:12] <PaulS_laptop> Bill looks up at the dog being carried "Nothing is going to getthrough all of the rest of us"
  689. [21:40:14] <Alivi> Eriko is whining "please don't let me die don't let me go"
  690. [21:40:15] <Puppetmaster> "I..." June suddenly changes up a bit. "WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!" She starts howling with the crowd.
  691. [21:40:37] <PaulS_laptop> ~uh...not good~
  692. [21:40:43] <Strife3> Rick turns to face June.
  693. [21:41:03] <PaulS_laptop> Bill shoulders June as they walk. Sort of leans on her.
  694. [21:41:11] <Strife3> He prepares a maneuver to subdue her if need be, if possible.
  695. [21:41:16] <Puppetmaster> "Hmm?"
  696. [21:41:20] <RogetGMs> Biffy and Spongebob begin howling too
  697. [21:41:35] <TheRaven> "You're not gonna die, Eri."
  698. [21:41:36] <Puppetmaster> June balances on her hind legs and howls.
  699. [21:41:42] <Lucien> "June get ahold of yourself" Sej says
  700. [21:41:48] <PetraCore> Brigit growls at June to try to snap her out of it.
  701. [21:42:07] <PetraCore> She moves to block June's view.
  702. [21:42:12] <RogetGMs> brigit, Bluff
  703. [21:42:19] <Puppetmaster> June gets back down on all fours and blinks. "What?"
  704. [21:42:23] <Alivi> Eriko snuggles into taggart
  705. [21:42:27] <PaulS_laptop> "easy"
  706. [21:43:22] <PetraCore> 6df+4 BAD DOG, JUNE
  707. [21:43:22] <Glacon> PetraCore: BAD DOG, JUNE: 3 (6df+4=-, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  708. [21:44:04] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 "What? This guy's great!"
  709. [21:44:04] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: "What? This guy's great!": 9 (6df+5=0, +, +, +, +, 0)
  710. [21:44:29] <RogetGMs> Brigit, your attempt to stop June seems to have ended in failurr
  711. [21:44:44] <Puppetmaster> June throws her head back. "Ar ar arooooooooooooo!"
  712. [21:44:48] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+8 "I hate cats as much as you, but we got a mission here. So chill." Bill attempts, whilst continuing to /lean/ on her like rotties are wont to do
  713. [21:44:48] <PetraCore> "Guys, someone help me."
  714. [21:44:48] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: "I hate cats as much as you, but we got a mission here. So chill." Bill attempts, whilst continuing to /lean/ on her like rotties are wont to do: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  715. [21:45:05] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 "Awooooooo!"
  716. [21:45:06] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: "Awooooooo!": 7 (6df+5=+, -, -, +, +, +)
  717. [21:45:20] <RogetGMs> Bill fails too!
  718. [21:45:21] <RogetGMs> oh dear
  719. [21:45:44] <PetraCore> Brigit bumps into June, hopefully not too hard.
  720. [21:46:23] <Puppetmaster> June's pretty much oblivious to everything but *Hooooooooowwwwwl*ing.
  721. [21:47:01] <PetraCore> Brigit barks in June's ears, trying to drown out the sound.
  722. [21:47:16] <Puppetmaster> "Oh, come on! Join in!"
  723. [21:47:56] <Lucien> "Listen up doc, I need you tuo shut your damn trap and get back to your senses. What you're doing isn't helping a goddamn thing, so shut up and remember your role here!" Sej Barks
  724. [21:48:29] <Lucien> 6df+5 intimidate back to the senses!
  725. [21:48:30] <Glacon> Lucien: intimidate back to the senses!: 7 (6df+5=0, -, 0, +, +, +)
  726. [21:48:30] <Alivi> Eriko whimpers
  727. [21:48:39] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 fuck you I'm a dog
  728. [21:48:40] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: fuck you I'm a dog: 4 (6df+5=-, +, -, -, 0, +)
  729. [21:49:01] <RogetGMs> June, Sej's yipping snaps you back to yer senses
  730. [21:49:05] <Puppetmaster> June looks a bit shocked and backs up, tail down and whining.
  731. [21:49:24] <Alivi> "No cats..."
  732. [21:49:25] <PetraCore> "Now. What do we do?"
  733. [21:49:30] <Puppetmaster> "I... uh...."
  734. [21:49:41] <Puppetmaster> June blinks. A lot. "What?"
  735. [21:49:55] <RogetGMs> Spongebob and Biffy look to them. "Alright... let's move'n."
  736. [21:49:56] <Lucien> "That's better, glad to have you back doc."
  737. [21:50:11] <PetraCore> Brigit follows Spongebob and Biffy.
  738. [21:50:11] <RogetGMs> They begin leading the set to a small doggie door in the back of the room. behind the tv.
  739. [21:50:17] <PetraCore> Almost primly.
  740. [21:50:32] <Lucien> Sej follows
  741. [21:50:33] <Puppetmaster> "What... just happened..." June follows the rest of the pooldogs.
  742. [21:51:01] <Strife3> "Pay no attention to the doggie door behind the TV."
  743. [21:51:11] <PaulS_laptop> "You got caught up in the moment" Bill is following
  744. [21:51:19] <Alivi> Eriko sniffs taggart
  745. [21:51:24] <Strife3> "You were drawn in by promises of revenge against the anticapitalist pigdogs."
  746. [21:52:16] <PetraCore> She snorts.
  747. [21:52:16] <RogetGMs> The pair squeeze through the doggie door.
  748. [21:52:35] <PetraCore> Brigit follows.
  749. [21:52:51] <PaulS_laptop> Bill pushes his way through
  750. [21:52:54] <Puppetmaster> June follows. ~But I STILL like cats...~
  751. [21:52:57] <Strife3> "Nah, if we're going to change it, we need to redo pigs."
  752. [21:53:04] <TheRaven> Taggart follows along. Can he get through the door?
  753. [21:53:09] <Strife3> "Anticapitalist vacuumcats?"
  754. [21:53:27] <PaulS_laptop> "Pigs makes for good pets"
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  756. [21:54:09] <Strife3> "We've always been allied with Pigaisa"
  757. [21:54:16] <RogetGMs> Taggart, you can just baaaarely squeeze through. It's very uncomfortable and you look silly.
  758. [21:54:19] * Strifey (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  759. [21:54:49] <Strife3> "Hey Taggart, do you have a camera on you? This really is something for the scrapbook."
  760. [21:55:14] <TheRaven> Taggart idly hums Werewolves of London.
  761. [21:55:32] <Puppetmaster> "So does that make us Oceania in this particular instance?"
  762. [21:55:38] <PaulS_laptop> "awoooo"
  763. [21:55:45] <PaulS_laptop> ~I know that song!~
  764. [21:56:33] <Strife3> "Caniniceania, actually."
  765. [21:56:34] <Puppetmaster> "Or are we... Can never remember the other one."
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  767. [21:57:20] <PaulS_laptop> "We aren't eurasia. Cats are definitely eastasia"
  768. [21:57:47] <Strife3> "Canine fades fairly well into Oceania."
  769. [21:58:00] <Strife3> "So, I vote that we find Eurasia and join up with them."
  770. [21:58:03] <RogetGMs> This room is small, looks like a private study. The walls are lined with books, dog toys, and other trinkets. There are portraits of the dog who must be Big Dawg, looking all regal and badass. Seating at a desk, flanked by Spongebob and Biffy, is the Beagle from the television, minus the beret.
  771. [21:58:48] <Strife3> ~Damn, I wanted to shred that beret.~
  772. [21:59:17] <PetraCore> "Hello."
  773. [21:59:18] <Strife3> Rick looks around the room! Anything particularly important looking and/or beret-like.
  774. [21:59:27] <Puppetmaster> June nods as well as a dog can.
  775. [21:59:28] <PetraCore> She sniffs discretely at Big Dawg.
  776. [21:59:32] <RogetGMs> "Hello thar." There are no obvious berets.
  777. [21:59:58] <PaulS_laptop> "I assume you are Big Dawg?"
  778. [22:00:43] <Alivi> Eriko looks at taggart is he okay?
  779. [22:00:57] <Puppetmaster> June sits at Taggart's side.
  780. [22:01:06] <RogetGMs> "You can assume whatever ye like."
  781. [22:01:17] <TheRaven> He looks fine.
  782. [22:01:44] <Puppetmaster> She sniffs slightly at Taggart's knee curiously.
  783. [22:02:06] <Alivi> She nuzzles him trying to make him feel better
  784. [22:02:14] <Strife3> "Cool, what faction has a document about separation of powers between different branches of government and a clearly subordinate military?"
  785. [22:02:21] <Strife3> Rick assumes flippantly.
  786. [22:02:32] <RogetGMs> "What... are ye?" the dog looks to Taggart. "Some kinda hairless spiney cat?"
  787. [22:02:35] <RogetGMs> He ignores Rick
  788. [22:03:08] <Strife3> Rick wags his tail slightly faster.
  789. [22:03:16] <TheRaven> "Not even close."
  790. [22:03:19] <Puppetmaster> "He's what's called a human. There's a lot of them where we're from."
  791. [22:03:27] <Alivi> "Not a cat!" She says
  792. [22:03:38] <Alivi> She licks taggarts face
  793. [22:03:45] <Alivi> "See?"
  794. [22:04:18] <RogetGMs> "I didn't realize any of those were still around... the spotty pague got most of 'em, then the rest died off from allergies." he does a dog shrug
  795. [22:04:48] <Strife3> ~He's got opposable thumbs and all kinds of tools that'll blow your mind, dear leader . . .~
  796. [22:05:18] <TheRaven> "We're from somewhere...else."
  797. [22:05:46] <PetraCore> "The spotty Pague?"
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  799. [22:05:55] <RogetGMs> "Were ye sent from Chairman Meow?"
  800. [22:06:27] <TheRaven> "Never heard of him."
  801. [22:06:29] <PetraCore> "No. We never even heard of Chairman Meow before today."
  802. [22:06:45] <RogetGMs> "His treacherous whiskers send us a lotta traitors."
  803. [22:06:52] <RogetGMs> "We send them to the doghouse."
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  805. [22:07:01] <Strife3> "How does he appeal to traitors?
  806. [22:07:24] <RogetGMs> "He has a vast supply of treats, and the Great Park."
  807. [22:07:42] <PetraCore> "Ah, material goods."
  808. [22:07:46] <PetraCore> "Not interested."
  809. [22:08:15] <RogetGMs> "Hmmm. If you're not spies... I know something you can be."
  810. [22:08:37] <PetraCore> "Oh?"
  811. [22:08:40] <PaulS_laptop> "What would that be?"
  812. [22:09:15] <RogetGMs> "Well... we have a tunnel, seen? One that goes into Chairman Meow's own headquarters."
  813. [22:09:17] <Strife3> ~Spies.~
  814. [22:09:27] <Strife3> ~Or assassins.~
  815. [22:09:29] <TheRaven> "Assassins then, I take it."
  816. [22:09:44] <RogetGMs> "No, no, catnapping."
  817. [22:09:44] <Strife3> "Or spies."
  818. [22:09:59] <PetraCore> "And what's in it for us? No offense, Big Dawg, but we haven't heard of you either before today."
  819. [22:10:03] <Strife3> "... Dammit. I should have thought of that."
  820. [22:10:07] <PetraCore> "Please, convince us that you're right."
  821. [22:10:21] <PetraCore> Her tone is non-confrontational, even if her words aren't.
  822. [22:11:07] <RogetGMs> "We're trying to make this a world safe for dogkind, where we can run along the Big Park, and the cats get to live in their weird tunnel things, and we don't have to fight."
  823. [22:11:43] <PetraCore> "Then why is the only good cat a good cat?"
  824. [22:11:46] <PetraCore> *dead cat
  825. [22:11:52] <Strife3> ~Man, playing on a cat-tower would be super fun.~
  826. [22:11:55] <Lucien> ~Seems fair. But when is it ever that simple?
  827. [22:11:57] <PetraCore> "Your own propaganda goes against your words now."
  828. [22:12:07] <PetraCore> "Why stir up hate to bring peace?"
  829. [22:12:22] <Puppetmaster> ~Being a cat would actually probably be more fun... Hmm.~
  830. [22:12:24] <RogetGMs> "War sometimes calls for... morale-boosting measures. Look at any war in any history. Even human wars."
  831. [22:13:22] <Alivi> Eriko spots loose threads on taggarts shirt. She begins to tug at them her tail wagging
  832. [22:13:26] <PetraCore> "So how will you calm the hate later?"
  833. [22:13:59] <Strife3> ~Find someone else to hate~
  834. [22:14:08] <RogetGMs> "Treats and petting, more likely'n anything else."
  835. [22:14:10] <PetraCore> "I presume catnapping Meow will be a final blow in the war."
  836. [22:14:16] <RogetGMs> "They like head scratchies."
  837. [22:14:21] <Puppetmaster> June has an idea. She begins to figure out all the new ways she can move her ears.
  838. [22:14:36] <RogetGMs> The dog nods. "With him gone, the cats'll retreat. Total disarray."
  839. [22:14:50] <RogetGMs> "For them... it will be a cat-astrophe."
  840. [22:14:51] <TheRaven> "Eh, not necessarily."
  841. [22:14:56] <Lucien> ~heh, never thought I'd be drafted again~
  842. [22:15:08] <PetraCore> Brigit thinks.
  843. [22:15:19] <PetraCore> "You seem very reasonable..."
  844. [22:15:26] <PetraCore> ~But no way to tell for sure.~
  845. [22:15:38] <Strife3> ~Berets =! Reasonable~
  846. [22:16:12] <Alivi> Eriko tugs at the threads
  847. [22:16:14] <PetraCore> "Tell us more about the tunnel, please."
  848. [22:16:34] <PaulS_laptop> "Not to be rude, but what would be our benefit from this? Do you have any means for us to get home by any chance?"
  849. [22:17:20] <RogetGMs> "Boy, I don't know where your home is. If it's in that big stinky metal pillbug, you can have it."
  850. [22:17:34] <PaulS_laptop> "Metal pillbug?"
  851. [22:17:42] <Alivi> "Sub!"
  852. [22:18:33] <Puppetmaster> June stands her ears straight up and sees if holding them like that tires her out.
  853. [22:18:48] <RogetGMs> June, your ears are perked.
  854. [22:18:54] <PetraCore> Brigit begins to wag her tail.
  855. [22:19:01] <PetraCore> "Yes, we need the submarine."
  856. [22:19:15] <Strife3> Rick totally wants to lead a democratic revolution.
  857. [22:19:21] <PaulS_laptop> "If that's our sub, then, if my collegues agree, we may be willing to assist you"
  858. [22:19:22] <Alivi> Eriko goes back to battling the threads on taggarts shirt
  859. [22:19:37] <RogetGMs> "Well... help me, and I'll give you yer homesub."
  860. [22:19:49] <Alivi> "Ok"
  861. [22:19:49] <TheRaven> "You don't happen to have a big blood-coloured pond around here, do you? That's probably how we'll get home."
  862. [22:20:02] <RogetGMs> ".... No?"
  863. [22:20:12] <Strife3> "Colors, Taggart."
  864. [22:21:24] <Puppetmaster> June lays down on Taggart's foot.
  865. [22:21:25] <TheRaven> "Right, right."
  866. [22:21:29] <PetraCore> "Weird smelling pond."
  867. [22:21:34] <PetraCore> "A weird smelling pond."
  868. [22:21:40] <RogetGMs> "We have a lot of those."
  869. [22:21:48] <RogetGMs> "THe quicker ye go, the better.
  870. [22:22:37] <PaulS_laptop> "So, everyone?"
  871. [22:22:48] <PaulS_laptop> ~come on, let's just nab this bastard so we can go~
  872. [22:22:54] <Puppetmaster> "Well, we don't have much better to do."
  873. [22:23:04] <Strife3> "Eh, why not?"
  874. [22:23:07] <PetraCore> "I'm in."
  875. [22:23:08] <TheRaven> "Let's go."
  876. [22:23:13] <Strife3> "What if we refuse, by the way?"
  877. [22:23:26] <Lucien> M"Sounds fair"
  878. [22:23:53] <RogetGMs> "You'll be held in the doghouse, until we can find some'wher' else for ye to go."
  879. [22:23:54] * Strifey has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  880. [22:24:20] <PaulS_laptop> "Shall we, then?"
  881. [22:24:24] <PaulS_laptop> to the others
  882. [22:24:53] <Lucien> "Looks good to me."
  883. [22:26:21] <TheRaven> "Yeah, alright."
  884. [22:26:36] <PetraCore> "Looks like we're in."
  885. [22:26:48] <RogetGMs> If they're all in agreement, they're led out of the room and through some more tunnels, before finally arriving at a little tiny train with a cart on the back. They're piled in, and sent on their way.
  886. [22:26:50] <PetraCore> "Taggart, we're going to need your thumbs."
  887. [22:26:56] <PetraCore> "Sorry, Eriko."
  888. [22:27:40] <Lucien> "I guess we'll be getting dog equipment." ~Weird~
  889. [22:27:42] * Soulless is now known as TheRavensBrain
  890. [22:27:45] <Alivi> "Noooo"
  891. [22:27:51] * TheRavensBrain is now known as Soulless
  892. [22:28:07] <RogetGMs> The tunnel is dark, looks like a mine tunnel
  893. [22:28:29] <TheRaven> "Wonder what they're digging for down here?"
  894. [22:28:38] <PaulS_laptop> "Bones"
  895. [22:28:50] <Strife3> "Easy joke."
  896. [22:28:53] <Lucien> ~Heh~
  897. [22:29:02] <Strife3> Rick wiggles for more space.
  898. [22:29:14] <PetraCore> "Eriko, what if we need his hands free?"
  899. [22:29:20] <PetraCore> "I don't have thumbs, do you?"
  900. [22:29:26] <PetraCore> "You can ride me."
  901. [22:30:24] <Alivi> "Nooo"
  902. [22:30:30] <RogetGMs> Sej, mdef
  903. [22:31:02] <PetraCore> "Okay, but if Taggart needs his hands, he might need to put you down for a couple minutes."
  904. [22:31:04] <PetraCore> "Okay?"
  905. [22:31:15] <Lucien> 6df+5
  906. [22:31:15] <PetraCore> "But we'll all protect you."
  907. [22:31:15] <Glacon> Lucien: 7 (6df+5=+, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  908. [22:31:28] <PetraCore> "Promise."
  909. [22:31:46] <Strife3> "How you looking for pouch space, Mr. Biped?"
  910. [22:31:59] <RogetGMs> 1d6
  911. [22:32:00] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 2 (1d6=2)
  912. [22:32:11] <RogetGMs> 6df+5
  913. [22:32:11] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 3 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, -, 0)
  914. [22:32:17] <Alivi> "But"
  915. [22:32:22] <TheRaven> "Hmm..." He works around a drop pouch at his hip and sees if dog-Eriko will fit.
  916. [22:32:23] <RogetGMs> June, roll mdef
  917. [22:32:31] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 I fucking knew it
  918. [22:32:31] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: I fucking knew it: 5 (6df+5=0, -, 0, 0, 0, +)
  919. [22:32:40] <RogetGMs> 1d6
  920. [22:32:40] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 2 (1d6=2)
  921. [22:32:52] <PetraCore> "Oooh, good idea!"
  922. [22:33:04] <RogetGMs> 6df+5
  923. [22:33:04] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 2 (6df+5=-, 0, -, +, -, -)
  924. [22:33:32] <RogetGMs> June, you suddenly have the overwhelming desire to sniff Sej's butt. Just to get to know her better.
  925. [22:34:13] <Puppetmaster> June sees no reason not to.
  926. [22:34:18] <Puppetmaster> *sniffsniff*
  927. [22:34:30] <RogetGMs> Sej, June just stuck her nose in your butt. Wat do?
  928. [22:35:09] <Alivi> Does eriko fit I the pocket?
  929. [22:35:14] <RogetGMs> Yes
  930. [22:35:18] <Lucien> Whoa, lets back up a bit." ~I get this is a dog thing, but really?
  931. [22:35:24] <TheRaven> "How's that?"
  932. [22:35:32] <Puppetmaster> "What?"
  933. [22:35:40] <RogetGMs> Eriko, you feel snug
  934. [22:35:48] <Alivi> Eriko barks happily
  935. [22:36:26] <Lucien> Sej relocates her hindquarters
  936. [22:36:34] <Strife3> ~...~
  937. [22:36:53] <Puppetmaster> June blushes if a dog can blush. "Bloody hell, I think I'm going native..."
  938. [22:37:07] <Strife3> "Most likely."
  939. [22:37:31] <PaulS_laptop> Bill chuckles as well as a dog might chuckle
  940. [22:37:35] <Alivi> Eriko looks at taggart
  941. [22:37:45] <RogetGMs> The train slows down.
  942. [22:37:48] <Strife3> ~Notetoself, be prepared to shoot everyone if we end up in Nazi-land. Going native is a very real possibility.~
  943. [22:37:48] <TheRaven> "There you go."
  944. [22:38:04] <Strife3> "Wait, I forgot to stick my head out the side! Dammit."
  945. [22:38:22] <RogetGMs> The end of the tunnel has an elevator, which lifts up into a hand-dug shaft.
  946. [22:38:27] <Lucien> She's not too bothered. "No problem, just try to stay focused."
  947. [22:39:08] <PetraCore> Brigit hops out of the cart.
  948. [22:39:28] <Puppetmaster> "Yep."
  949. [22:39:32] <Strife3> Rick leaps and flails his legs in the air.
  950. [22:39:36] <TheRaven> Taggart exits, dog!Eriko at his hip.
  951. [22:39:41] <Puppetmaster> June sticks to Taggart.
  952. [22:39:51] <Puppetmaster> Like very short-furred glue.
  953. [22:40:06] <PetraCore> Brigit flanks Taggart's other side.
  954. [22:40:07] <PaulS_laptop> Bill follows, keeping an eye around for anything of note
  955. [22:40:22] <PetraCore> "I'd say this is sort of fun, but that would be a lie."
  956. [22:40:25] <Alivi> Eriko is happy being in the pocket
  957. [22:40:28] <Lucien> Sej wollows
  958. [22:40:30] <PetraCore> "That pain right at the start..."
  959. [22:41:06] <Puppetmaster> "The beginning and end won't but fun, but this is alright."
  960. [22:41:12] <Puppetmaster> be fun*
  961. [22:41:21] <PetraCore> "Smelling is cool."
  962. [22:41:28] <Strife3> "I'm having fun! What's a little pain to try out a *tail*"
  963. [22:41:44] <RogetGMs> When they get on the elevator, it begins to shoot upwards at an unexpectedly quick rate.
  964. [22:41:50] <RogetGMs> Any dog standing will feel disoriented
  965. [22:41:52] <Strife3> Rick spins in tight circles to watch the tail for awhile.
  966. [22:42:20] <PetraCore> Brigit flops to her side.
  967. [22:42:22] <PaulS_laptop> ~gonnapuke~
  968. [22:42:25] <Lucien> ~Whoa~ Sej stumbles a bit
  969. [22:42:39] <Alivi> Eriko barks happily
  970. [22:43:05] <TheRaven> "Yeah, I'm gonna try to avoid shooting anything if I can, dogs have really good hearing and I don't wanna deafen you guys."
  971. [22:43:42] <RogetGMs> The elevator stops suddenly, and the door /swooshes/ open. They appear to be in a closet, full of like, twenty mops. They look dusty and unused.
  972. [22:43:44] <RogetGMs> Perception
  973. [22:43:53] <Strife3> "I think that a front kick would probably be just as effective. You know how to take a medium animal with a knife, right?"
  974. [22:43:55] <PetraCore> 6df+4 Brigit sniffs.
  975. [22:43:56] <Glacon> PetraCore: Brigit sniffs.: 4 (6df+4=+, +, -, +, -, -)
  976. [22:44:05] <PetraCore> "I'm a pretty bog dog."
  977. [22:44:07] <PetraCore> *big
  978. [22:44:08] <Lucien> 6df+4 wut
  979. [22:44:09] <Glacon> Lucien: wut: 3 (6df+4=-, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  980. [22:44:09] <Strife3> 6df+8 searching the area!
  981. [22:44:09] <Glacon> Strife3: searching the area!: 10 (6df+8=-, +, +, +, +, -)
  982. [22:44:15] <PetraCore> "I can probably try to do some damage if I need to.
  983. [22:44:29] <Alivi> 6df+8
  984. [22:44:36] <TheRaven> 6df+7 percep!
  985. [22:44:37] <Glacon> TheRaven: percep!: 5 (6df+7=-, -, +, 0, -, 0)
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  987. [22:45:23] <RogetGMs> Rick sees some yarn at the door to the closet, trailing out beyond the door.
  988. [22:45:49] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+7 percep
  989. [22:45:49] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: percep: 7 (6df+7=-, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  990. [22:46:05] <Alivi> 6df+8
  991. [22:46:05] <Glacon> Alivi: 11 (6df+8=0, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  992. [22:46:22] <RogetGMs> Eriko also sees it
  993. [22:47:02] <Alivi> "Look string！"
  994. [22:47:25] <TheRaven> "That'll be cats."
  995. [22:47:48] <Strife3> "String!"
  996. [22:47:53] <Alivi> "Nooooo"
  997. [22:47:58] <Alivi> She sinks into the pocket
  998. [22:48:07] <Lucien> "Cats do like string
  999. [22:48:09] <Lucien> "
  1000. [22:48:11] <Strife3> Rick considers acting like a cat.
  1001. [22:49:05] <RogetGMs> The string is pulled away, slightly.
  1002. [22:49:23] <PaulS_laptop> "String is moving. Guess somebody else is interested in it"
  1003. [22:49:26] <Alivi> "Look move it move"
  1004. [22:49:38] <Strife3> "Oh my, the string is moving. I had better chase it."
  1005. [22:49:40] <PetraCore> Brigit trots forward, sniffing the air/
  1006. [22:49:41] <Strife3> He does not move.
  1007. [22:49:44] <TheRaven> Taggart peeks out the door.
  1008. [22:49:46] <PetraCore> "Pretty obvious trap/
  1009. [22:49:48] <PetraCore> "
  1010. [22:50:24] <Alivi> Eriko yawns
  1011. [22:50:38] <RogetGMs> THe door opens. There is a big cat there.
  1012. [22:50:46] <PaulS_laptop> How large?
  1013. [22:51:00] <RogetGMs> It is bipedal and has a tinkerbell collar. About four feet tall and built like a brick shithouse.
  1014. [22:51:07] <TheRaven> "...huh."
  1015. [22:51:10] <Lucien> ~Well then-~
  1016. [22:51:14] <Strife3> "Cute."
  1017. [22:51:36] <RogetGMs> It throws a ball of string directly at...
  1018. [22:51:38] <RogetGMs> 1d6
  1019. [22:51:38] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 6 (1d6=6)
  1020. [22:51:46] <RogetGMs> Brigit, pdef
  1021. [22:51:52] <Alivi> Eriko yawns again
  1022. [22:52:00] <PetraCore> 6df+6
  1023. [22:52:00] <Glacon> PetraCore: 8 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, +, -)
  1024. [22:52:05] <RogetGMs> 6df+6
  1025. [22:52:06] <Glacon> RogetGMs: 5 (6df+6=+, -, -, 0, 0, 0)
  1026. [22:52:17] <RogetGMs> The yarn misses, and smashes a hole in the wall behind you.
  1027. [22:52:29] <RogetGMs> The cat turns and takes off down the hallway in front of you!
  1028. [22:52:43] <TheRaven> "That is one built cat."
  1029. [22:52:47] <Strife3> "That yarn just went through a wall."
  1030. [22:53:15] <Strife3> "I'd rather not IKSing cats, but thoughts everyone?"
  1031. [22:53:19] <PetraCore> "...welp."
  1032. [22:53:26] <PetraCore> "After that cat?"
  1033. [22:53:38] <Lucien> "Lets get after it. We could interrogat 'im."
  1034. [22:53:56] <PaulS_laptop> "Retrieve the string, we may need it later. And I'm thinking a couple of the bigger of us could take him"
  1035. [22:54:06] <PaulS_laptop> "taggart, you should shoot him while you can"
  1036. [22:54:13] <TheRaven> Taggart grabs the ball of yarn.
  1037. [22:54:35] <RogetGMs> The yarn is in hand.... and also kinda shredded up and stuff from the impact
  1038. [22:54:51] <Strife3> "I'll carry it, you might need hands"
  1039. [22:54:52] * Alivi has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  1040. [22:55:37] <PetraCore> "I can do it."
  1041. [22:55:44] <PetraCore> She pops open her mouth for Taggart.
  1042. [22:56:33] <PaulS_laptop> Bill, meanwhile, starts off after the cat
  1043. [22:57:02] <TheRaven> He just sticks it in a mag pouch.
  1044. [22:57:32] <Strife3> Rick trots off after Bill. He's pretty much distraction worthy only.
  1045. [22:58:00] <Lucien> Sej follows up
  1046. [22:58:01] <TheRaven> Taggart heads along with the rest.
  1047. [22:58:03] <PaulS_laptop> "You ever seen people hunt hogs with dogs?"
  1048. [22:58:10] <PetraCore> Brigit follows.
  1049. [22:58:21] <Strife3> "I don't really do hunting, man."
  1050. [22:58:24] <Strife3> "Dawg?"
  1051. [22:58:28] <PaulS_laptop> "Grab anything loose and pull"
  1052. [22:58:33] <PaulS_laptop> "Tail, balls if it has it"
  1053. [22:59:10] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+4 agility maneuver. Bill attempts to pick up speed to catch the cat before he alerts anybody. Run, you big furry bullet!
  1054. [22:59:10] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: agility maneuver. Bill attempts to pick up speed to catch the cat before he alerts anybody. Run, you big furry bullet!: 2 (6df+4=-, +, -, -, 0, 0)
  1055. [22:59:16] <RogetGMs> Everyone, you reach a big door with a big, stylized cat face on it. That cat is pounding at the door, trying to get in.
  1056. [22:59:20] <Strife3> "I'll try finding whatever modified weaponry they've designed for their use-"
  1057. [22:59:28] <RogetGMs> Bill you catch up first
  1058. [22:59:32] <PaulS_laptop> "Take him down!"
  1059. [22:59:58] <Strife3> 6df+7 sneak maneuver, wait for an opportunity.
  1060. [22:59:58] <Glacon> Strife3: sneak maneuver, wait for an opportunity.: 8 (6df+7=+, +, -, +, -, 0)
  1061. [23:00:02] <TheRaven> Taggart unwinds the string a bit. "Here, kitty kitty kitty..."
  1062. [23:00:30] <RogetGMs> The cat ignores them, and frantically pounds on the door.
  1063. [23:00:35] <PetraCore> 6df+7 Brigit charges the cat.
  1064. [23:00:35] <Glacon> PetraCore: Brigit charges the cat.: 8 (6df+7=-, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  1065. [23:00:35] <RogetGMs> It hisses and meows.
  1066. [23:00:48] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 strength, assuming the maneuver failed. Bill is probably a good 130lbs of rotty, maybe more, running full tilt and aiming for anything dangly below the legs first(tail or testicles)
  1067. [23:00:48] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: strength, assuming the maneuver failed. Bill is probably a good 130lbs of rotty, maybe more, running full tilt and aiming for anything dangly below the legs first(tail or testicles): 2 (6df+5=-, -, +, -, 0, -)
  1068. [23:01:38] <TheRaven> 6df+4 he slings the ball of yarn down the hall (thrown)
  1069. [23:01:39] <Glacon> TheRaven: he slings the ball of yarn down the hall (thrown): 6 (6df+4=0, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  1070. [23:02:11] <RogetGMs> As soon as the string touches the cat, it suddenly stops pounding.
  1071. [23:02:54] <TheRaven> ~Oh boy.~
  1072. [23:02:56] <RogetGMs> It freezes, and erupts into flames for a few moments, and soon there is only a singed spot upon the floor.
  1073. [23:03:01] <RogetGMs> The door opens
  1074. [23:03:03] <TheRaven> "...what."
  1075. [23:03:15] <RogetGMs> "Come in, doggie doggie doggies~..."
  1076. [23:03:20] <Puppetmaster> "... What the fuck kind of string did you just throw."
  1077. [23:03:29] <PaulS_laptop> "what the fuck just happened?"
  1078. [23:03:38] <PetraCore> "..."
  1079. [23:03:43] <TheRaven> Taggart steps through the door.
  1080. [23:03:45] <PetraCore> Brigit whines, her tail going between her legs.
  1081. [23:03:46] <PaulS_laptop> "Everybody get back from the goddamn door. NOW"
  1082. [23:03:53] <PaulS_laptop> Bill retreats
  1083. [23:04:03] <PetraCore> She slumps in after Taggart.
  1084. [23:04:10] <PetraCore> ~Taggart's in charge, right...?~
  1085. [23:04:11] <Strife3> Rick is hopefully remaining unnoticed.
  1086. [23:04:16] <PaulS_laptop> and brings up0 the rear
  1087. [23:04:28] <Lucien> Sej backs up
  1088. [23:04:32] <Puppetmaster> June just follows the guy with thumbs, aka the most useful here.
  1089. [23:04:48] <RogetGMs> The room is large, and circular, with computers and machines lining the walls. There's a catwalk above, with computers and shit on it. In the center, there is a large, glowing computer shaped like a giant whistle. Seated on top of it is a white persian cat with a monocle.
  1090. [23:05:01] <RogetGMs> "Ah, welcome, welcome, I've been expecting you!~"
  1091. [23:05:23] <TheRaven> "Chairman Meow, I presume."
  1092. [23:05:25] <PaulS_laptop> ~not good. not. fucking. good.~
  1093. [23:05:33] <Puppetmaster> ~I think that's the definition of "I'm an evil bastard, welcome to my lair."~
  1094. [23:05:40] <RogetGMs> "Oh, what a good guess~"
  1095. [23:05:42] * Soulless has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  1096. [23:05:56] <RogetGMs> Everyone, mdef
  1097. [23:06:02] <Puppetmaster> 6df+5 Arf.
  1098. [23:06:03] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: Arf.: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  1099. [23:06:10] <Strife3> 6df+6 mdefy
  1100. [23:06:10] <Glacon> Strife3: mdefy: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, +, 0, 0)
  1101. [23:06:20] <TheRaven> 6df+6
  1102. [23:06:20] <Glacon> TheRaven: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, -, 0, +, +)
  1103. [23:06:22] <Lucien> 6df+9 tagging Horrors of war
  1104. [23:06:22] <Glacon> Lucien: tagging Horrors of war: 7 (6df+9=0, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  1105. [23:06:29] * AgentFrost has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
  1106. [23:06:39] <Strife3> "Really, a monocle?"
  1107. [23:07:00] * Soulless (This.l@nd.is.now.pure) has joined
  1108. [23:07:00] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Soulless
  1109. [23:07:01] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+9 using "gimmie a minute"
  1110. [23:07:01] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: using "gimmie a minute": 9 (6df+9=+, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  1111. [23:07:01] <PetraCore> 6df+5 Oh dear
  1112. [23:07:01] <Glacon> PetraCore: Oh dear: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, +, -, +, -)
  1113. [23:07:04] <RogetGMs> 6df+8 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  1114. [23:07:04] <Puppetmaster> "It's quite possible he needs it."
  1115. [23:07:05] <Glacon> RogetGMs: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: 8 (6df+8=-, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  1116. [23:08:18] <RogetGMs> Everyone but Bill hears a PIERCING, LOUD whistle and OH god it is so painful and OH NO it hurts so bad and OH LOUD YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP
  1117. [23:08:19] <RogetGMs> -1 mind
  1118. [23:08:42] <Strife3> "Ooooouch." Rick howls reflexively.
  1119. [23:08:53] <TheRaven> Taggart winces and looks for any apparent speakers.
  1120. [23:09:02] <PaulS_laptop> Bill growls at the yipping of his compadres
  1121. [23:09:08] <Puppetmaster> *YIPE YIPE YIPE* June covers her ears with her paws.
  1122. [23:09:12] <PaulS_laptop> and looks up at Chairman Meow
  1123. [23:09:14] <PetraCore> Brigit howls.
  1124. [23:09:43] <Lucien> "Gah!" Sej tries to cover her ears
  1125. [23:10:03] <RogetGMs> "You like my whistle? I made it myself!~"
  1126. [23:10:39] <PetraCore> Brigit tries to knock the desk over in her agony.
  1127. [23:10:43] <TheRaven> Any speakers around?
  1128. [23:10:58] <Strife3> "Impressive, you ever tried flashbangs?"
  1129. [23:11:04] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+12 last AP, tagging "gets on with everybody". He straightens up, advances to the front of the pack. "Really? This is how you treat those seeking asylum and aid? We came here for help to get back home, instead of being stuck in these /stupid/ /fucking/ /dog/ /bodies/. We came here because of the hostility we met on the other side."
  1130. [23:11:04] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: last AP, tagging "gets on with everybody". He straightens up, advances to the front of the pack. "Really? This is how you treat those seeking asylum and aid? We came here for help to get back home, instead of being stuck in these /stupid/ /fucking/ /dog/ /bodies/. We came here because of the hostility we met on the other side.": 11 (6df+12=+, -, -, -, +, 0)
  1131. [23:11:42] <PaulS_laptop> ~this is a long shot~
  1132. [23:11:51] <RogetGMs> "... Did you now?~"
  1133. [23:12:02] <PaulS_laptop> "Yes. Yes we did."
  1134. [23:12:09] <Lucien> ~Heh, if this works...~
  1135. [23:12:52] <RogetGMs> "Well, I can't give you asylum.... but I will let you watch the extinction of dogkind!~~~"
  1136. [23:13:07] <PaulS_laptop> "I don't give a rats ass about dogkind"
  1137. [23:13:23] <RogetGMs> "You see, I have... a few whistles. Pretty ones. Dogs don't like them. When they turn on... bye bye doggies!~"
  1138. [23:13:24] <TheRaven> "Let's not do anything hasty here. I'm the only one in this room with guns and thumbs, remember."
  1139. [23:13:27] <PaulS_laptop> "So long as you can help us get our sub back so we can get home /first/"
  1140. [23:13:36] <Puppetmaster> *whiiiiiiiiiiiine*
  1141. [23:14:06] <PaulS_laptop> "Hell, we'll help you get set up if you do"
  1142. [23:14:16] <Strife3> 6df+12 grasping at straw for perception. Where can the system get disabled from?
  1143. [23:14:16] <Glacon> Strife3: grasping at straw for perception. Where can the system get disabled from?: 13 (6df+12=+, -, +, -, 0, +)
  1144. [23:14:38] <RogetGMs> There's a big red wire on the whistle. Looks perfect for chewing.
  1145. [23:14:39] <PaulS_laptop> ~hell, we just need to get close to you~ Bill advances whilst bullshitting
  1146. [23:14:57] <RogetGMs> "Are you admiring my whistle?~"
  1147. [23:15:44] <Strife3> "Well yeah, it's always interesting to see the local equivalent to a nuke."
  1148. [23:16:12] <Strife3> 6df+7 sneak maneuver to melee, approaching target *red* wire.
  1149. [23:16:12] <Glacon> Strife3: sneak maneuver to melee, approaching target *red* wire.: 1 (6df+7=-, -, -, -, -, -)
  1150. [23:16:38] <RogetGMs> 6df+4 I have very low perception despite being a cat
  1151. [23:16:38] <Glacon> RogetGMs: I have very low perception despite being a cat: 2 (6df+4=-, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  1152. [23:17:01] <RogetGMs> Chairman Meow spots him about halfway to the wire. "Hey! Stop!~"
  1153. [23:17:26] <Strife3> Can I roll to grab at the wire?
  1154. [23:17:34] <RogetGMs> Yes
  1155. [23:17:38] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+8 bluff Bill continues advancing, trying to find the easiestg way up to the cat. "He's an engineer. He knows what he's doing. Don't worry, Chairman."
  1156. [23:17:39] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: bluff Bill continues advancing, trying to find the easiestg way up to the cat. "He's an engineer. He knows what he's doing. Don't worry, Chairman.": 8 (6df+8=-, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  1157. [23:17:50] <Strife3> 6df+4 Agility EEP!
  1158. [23:17:50] <Glacon> Strife3: Agility EEP!: 2 (6df+4=0, 0, +, -, -, -)
  1159. [23:18:21] <RogetGMs> Chairman Meow, distracted by Bill, fails to stop Rick from wrecking shit.
  1160. [23:18:30] <RogetGMs> An alarm goes off, as do a bunch of whistles/
  1161. [23:18:33] <PetraCore> Brigit checks out the whistle, too.
  1162. [23:18:45] <RogetGMs> "NO! Why would you do that? Do you think this is a game~?"
  1163. [23:19:00] <RogetGMs> In the distance, y'all can hear some explosions.
  1164. [23:19:21] <PaulS_laptop> "Not a game at all, Chairman." How close is Bill to the Chairman?
  1165. [23:19:32] <RogetGMs> Pretty close.
  1166. [23:19:43] <Strife3> "Life's a game, mon ami."
  1167. [23:19:54] <PetraCore> 6df+5 Brigit tries to help Rick to the whistle. Agility.
  1168. [23:19:55] <Glacon> PetraCore: Brigit tries to help Rick to the whistle. Agility.: 5 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, 0, +)
  1169. [23:20:12] <RogetGMs> the whistle begins to glow a bright red
  1170. [23:20:40] <Lucien> Sej rushes the Chairman
  1171. [23:20:45] <PaulS_laptop> 6df+5 Strength to lunge! "I'm sure you understand, Chairman. We are trying to get back home." The calm, glib voice ends witgh a massive lunge of his own
  1172. [23:20:45] <Glacon> PaulS_laptop: Strength to lunge! "I'm sure you understand, Chairman. We are trying to get back home." The calm, glib voice ends witgh a massive lunge of his own: 4 (6df+5=+, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1173. [23:20:54] <Lucien> 6df+6
  1174. [23:21:01] <PetraCore> "Aw hell."
  1175. [23:21:12] <Lucien> 6df+6 Leap
  1176. [23:21:13] <Glacon> Lucien: Leap: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, -, +)
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  1178. [23:21:34] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to salmander
  1179. [23:21:37] <PetraCore> 6df+10 Brigit tries to use her engineering ability to wreck that whistle all on her own. Tagging Solitary.
  1180. [23:21:37] <Glacon> PetraCore: Brigit tries to use her engineering ability to wreck that whistle all on her own. Tagging Solitary.: 11 (6df+10=+, -, +, -, +, 0)
  1181. [23:21:40] <Puppetmaster> 6df+6 Agility June charges in jaw first
  1182. [23:21:40] <Glacon> Puppetmaster: Agility June charges in jaw first: 6 (6df+6=-, +, -, 0, +, 0)
  1183. [23:22:29] <Strife3> Rick joins Bill against the Chairman. 6df+3 assisting melee.
  1184. [23:22:33] <Strife3> 6df+3
  1185. [23:22:34] <Glacon> Strife3: 2 (6df+3=0, +, 0, 0, -, -)
  1186. [23:22:39] <RogetGMs> Just as Bill leaps to grab the Chairman, the whistle fuckin EXPLODES like holy shit dude. Everyone, everything goes black and red, and you feel yerselves drifting as the world explodes around you.
  1187. [23:22:49] <RogetGMs> You wash ashore in #farrecon, as humans
  1188. [23:23:08] * PetraCore has left
  1189. [23:23:50] * Strifey (~androirc@142E7593.9511DA53.CBA15B39.IP) has joined
  1190. [23:26:39] * You are now known as Roget
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