You all suck sooooo much. Fuck you

[23:16] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> chaturangaCaller has started pestering voltaireMortis
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hey volt!
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> CC: guuuuuess what!
[23:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat?
[23:16] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im breaking our vow!
[23:17] <chaturangaCaller> CC: our vow to not talk about jydbec!
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh for fucks sake
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhy?
[23:17] <chaturangaCaller> CC: because i just talked to jydbec and i think we need to talk!
[23:17] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i still think shes nice!
[23:17] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and she said you were crazy and controlling!
[23:17] <voltaireMortis> VM: So you already broke it is wwhat you're saying
[23:18] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i never promised not to talk to her! that promise was not to talk ABOUT her with you!
[23:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: You knoww what I meant
[23:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: Goddamn it
[23:19] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox she said that you bully her around!
[23:19] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that you steal from her!
[23:19] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and kill people!
[23:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwoww really?
[23:19] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yes!
[23:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: She really has no self awwareness at times
[23:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: None of the abovve evver happened
[23:20] <voltaireMortis> VM: At least not the wway she thinks it did
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: look i dont want this conversation to be really confrontational
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but she pretty much warned me about this!
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that you use your high blood to lord over people!
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and look vox
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i want to be clear
[23:21] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i still think your cool!
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and apart from like, some occasional moments of douchiness, i dont think the lord anything over me!
[23:22] <voltaireMortis> VM: So wwhat exactly did she say that made you trust her ovver me?
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: because shes nice and your saying shes not!
[23:22] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she hosts tea parties! probably!
[23:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I go on nautical adventures and say that I'm nice and she's not
[23:23] <voltaireMortis> VM: Your point?
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: :P your nautical adventures arent nice!
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you told me about people who you actually burned to death!
[23:23] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and then told me thats normal troll society!
[23:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: In fairness I nevver burned them myself
[23:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: They burned THEMSELVVES
[23:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: Semantics though I take your point
[23:24] <voltaireMortis> VM: And that is comparativvely normal for Troll society
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: according to you!
[23:25] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but according to jydbec, what your doing bothers her!
[23:25] <voltaireMortis> VM: And Jydbec's tea parties? Did she mention that she uses corpses of her vvictims for that?
[23:26] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that doesnt even make any sense!
[23:26] <chaturangaCaller> CC: face it vox, me and jydbec are buds!
[23:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell our vversion of Alice in Wwonderland is a little more macabre than yours
[23:27] <voltaireMortis> VM: Seriously she wwould murder you givven the opportunity
[23:27] <chaturangaCaller> CC: argh! you cant seriously be this transparent about all this!
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: shes not interested in you!
[23:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat?
[23:28] <voltaireMortis> VM: The fuck
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: all this 'dont talk to jydbec', 'shell murder you at any givven opportunity'
[23:28] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i just dont get it!
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: shes never said anything
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well shes ALMOST never said anything remotely threatening!
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and that exception was just a risky joke!
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i like risky jokes!
[23:29] <voltaireMortis> VM: Really? Nothing that wwould evver be construed as threatening?
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: she thought i was lying to her at one stage and called me a bitch!
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i think that was paired with a threat
[23:29] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i would be scared of being betrayed if i were her too!
[23:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yup that's her schizophrenia acting up
[23:30] <chaturangaCaller> CC: if she has to live with you stealing her stuff and sending people on suicide missions apparently!
[23:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: Stealing her stuff and suicide missions?
[23:30] <voltaireMortis> VM: The suicide mission wwas to her fucking hivve!
[23:31] <chaturangaCaller> CC: haha yeah right!
[23:31] <voltaireMortis> VM: So I could get my fucking stuff that she stole and fucking forgot about!
[23:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: asdkjghasdjkf
[23:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleh!
[23:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: BLEHBLEHBLEH
[23:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: its always your word against hers with you!
[23:32] <voltaireMortis> VM: And noww you're starting to sound like her
[23:32] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah well jydbec is cool and silly and maybe i want to sound like her!
[23:33] <voltaireMortis> VM: Howw about taking wwhat I said as vverboten?
[23:33] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat about my accent?
[23:34] <chaturangaCaller> * there's a pause for about two or so minutes *
[23:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck you.
[23:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: voooooox
[23:34] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ceeeelia
[23:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i just want people to get along :(
[23:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: including us!
[23:34] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i like your accent too!
[23:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: hehe maybe ill just combine your accents!
[23:35] <voltaireMortis> VM: I knoww and I wwant to too, Jydbec used to be a lot nicer a long time ago
[23:35] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that as;ldfjaslikfjaslkdjf should go wwell!
[23:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i was just wondering
[23:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's just that she wwill snap wwhile talking to you at somepoint
[23:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe
[23:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i want to give her the chance.
[23:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: the other humans have been talking to her too, you know.
[23:36] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwhat
[23:36] <chaturangaCaller> CC: yeah.
[23:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: im worried
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh for fucks sake
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Do all you humans havve to be so contrary?
[23:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no, theyve been telling me not to talk to her as well!
[23:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: everyones been telling me not to talk to her!
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Cough cough
[23:37] <voltaireMortis> VM: Hint hint
[23:37] <chaturangaCaller> CC: shush!
[23:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: shes just weird and people are weirded out!
[23:38] <chaturangaCaller> CC: id rather she just be herself!
[23:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell noww it's not just my wword against hers
[23:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: She is being herself
[23:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: And also she seemed quite happy wwith the blood I sent her the other day
[23:38] <voltaireMortis> VM: She's not exactly "lonely"
[23:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: this is so messed up!
[23:39] <voltaireMortis> VM: Feel free to ask her about it
[23:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i was hoping to see youd be happy with auspiceting or whatever its called!
[23:39] <chaturangaCaller> CC: maybe shed settle for that!
[23:39] <voltaireMortis> VM: It's howw she's making your fucking dress
[23:40] <voltaireMortis> VM: Again wwhat, the fuck
[23:40] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i dont know vox! all i know is what you told me and i thought i could help you both!
[23:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: She needs medical help Celia, not kind wwords
[23:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: Although in fairness those set her off less
[23:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
[23:41] <chaturangaCaller> CC: :(
[23:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: And once again does a blood painted dress not throww you AT ALL?
[23:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i cant see the dress dummy!
[23:42] <chaturangaCaller> CC: besides its a secret! hehe!
[23:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: Ask her wwhat she's dying it wwith
[23:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah betwween you and Jydbec, but not Jydec, Jydbec, or other Jydbec
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok vox! i will!
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: just promise me!
[23:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes?
[23:43] <chaturangaCaller> CC: promise me that you wont be needlessly controlling or lord your blood over people, including her!
[23:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: I don't lord my blood ovver anyone. I am LITERALLY the only vvioletblood not to
[23:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: And wwhat do you mean controlling?
[23:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: She really doesn't like to be controlled
[23:45] <chaturangaCaller> CC: just use your empathy dummy!
[23:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I am LITERALLY the only other Troll she talks to, not counting the ones she kills
[23:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: I havve plenty of "Empathy"
[23:46] <chaturangaCaller> CC: well then you would be the most responsible for her mental state, wouldnt you!
[23:46] <voltaireMortis> VM: And I havve been wway more beneficial for her than any other Troll. Thank you vvery much
[23:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: then! so long as you earnestly are following that!
[23:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: then im happy!
[23:47] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and we can go back to the chatwide ban on jydbec talk!
[23:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: "Sigh"
[23:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Nothing wwill convvince you she's homicidal wwill it?
[23:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i promise you if i see the dress and confirm it is coated in blood i will eat my words!
[23:48] <chaturangaCaller> CC: but i cant see the dress she cant deliver to me!
[23:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Man I hope you nevver fucking havve to
[23:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Knowwing her it's made of Troll hair and fingernails
[23:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Let that imagery sink in
[23:49] <chaturangaCaller> CC: vox stop your being petty again!
[23:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fine fine
[23:50] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm still probably right though...
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: no were going back to the jydbec ban!
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ready?
[23:50] <chaturangaCaller> CC: any last sassy comments before we end it?
[23:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yeah givve me a second
[23:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: My razor wwit is wwearing thin after this dulling convversation
[23:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: that better not be the sassy comment you just got a ticket for!
[23:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: I havven't lied yet to you? She does it evvery minute?
[23:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: No it wwas that one, not that great though
[23:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ugh thats not a sassy comment thats bringing up the discussion im ending because it goes in circles!
[23:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: i cant believe either of you equally!
[23:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: happy?
[23:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Sassily
[23:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: And yes
[23:52] <chaturangaCaller> CC: ok cool
[23:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: changing topic!
[23:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: you never told me about troll cuisine
[23:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: and im hungry
[23:54] <chaturangaCaller> CC: so tell me how that works!
[23:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: In order to avvoid discomfort about thinking about howw awwful your choice in friends is?
[23:55] <chaturangaCaller> CC: we already changed the topic!
[23:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Right, okay
[23:55] <chaturangaCaller> CC: do you have chooze in alternia?
[23:55] <voltaireMortis> ==END==