smogon x shanted the duckman

smogon-fag was feeling lusty one afternoon as she laid on her bed, she decided to browse /co/ but then she remembered she had been banned, this upset her so she decided to look for someone with whom she could eliminate her lust. she had a fedora on the ready, full of names of people who lived in the run down, ghetto community that was showderp. she pulled out a name and read, “shanted.” she looked in disgust, she did not want shanted, so she grabbed her secondary fedora and drew yet another name, it was shanted again, she decided that she would just draw from the same hat as she could very well run out of fedoras, she pulled out another name, however she got a surprise when she read the name, “shanted.” she knew there was only one of each name in each fedora. she drew again, shanted, this went on for three hours until she had drawn all the names out of all 47.5 fedoras, the last name was in the last fedora and her lust was at its peak, “it couldn't be could it?” she asked herself as she looked at the paper, it, once again, said shanted, it seemed like something wanted her to ravage shanted, so, in her now intensely horny state, went along with the paper to go and find shanted.

it did not take long and she found shanted pooping into a homeless mans box while the man slept. “hi.” she said arkwardly, there were rumours about shanted’s sexual prowess, they said that he had the penis of a duck, she herself did not know if the rumours were true, but, it seemed she was going to find out. shanted looked at her as he plated up his poop dish, much like a fancy restaurant would with a dessert, “come to ride the twister?” he asked with a coy look on his face, he had a keen sense of smell and could smell smogon-fag’s horny vag from 300 millimeters away, she just nodded and blushed as the homeless guy woke up and started to film the scene, she realised it was michel bay who had recently become homeless after pile driving the tmnt movie into a sarlac pit, shanted unclasped his belt and dropped his pants revealing his large, sweaty, flaccid duck penis.

smogon-fag stared shocked, the rumours were true, how was she to sate herself on a corkscrew? shanted’s penis turned like a drill, seemingly like a tail, “its also a cordless drill.” he said slyly, “my daddy told me not to be ashamed of my dick,” “yeah i see that,” replied smogon-fag, she lifter her dress and revealed her bare ass to shanted, “daddy had some fucked up genes.” “mmmmMMMmmm,” shanted mumbles as he inserted the tip of his dick in smogon-fags rectal starfish and started drilling, soon he was buried into her ass and his dick was spinning at full speed, however smogon-fag did not find this enjoyable, as the duck penis head was seemingly sharpened and would leave cuts in her ass, shanted had pulled her onto him and she was now riding him, “i want off this ride!” she shouted, shanted smiled and said to her. “the ride never ends on shanted bone’s wild ride.” by now her anus was bleeding profusely as the drill kept spinning, then suddenly, shanted came, the scent of his semen filled smogon-fags nose and sent her into a state of euphoria, she didn't care how much it hurt anymore, she needed more of shanted’s cum, she needed to leave him completely dry, she tried to bounce on the dick, however duck penises do not work this way, so she had to drag shanted back to her cave to hook him up to a semen extraction machine, he ass still hurt and refused to stop bleeding, she vowed she would find the one whom inserted shanted’s name into all the fedoras, and she would ravage him as shanted’s strange penis provided only pain and no sexual pleasure.


to be continued... probably never.