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- >just get new fluffy pony from adoption center 2 days ago
- >it's been okay
- >you named him "Dumple"
- >you were really hungry and kinda tired and also confused, you think you meant dumpling
- >but it stuck and it works
- >anyway, it's time to wake up. Right now, you've actually been thinking this. In your dreams. You were thinking this while dreaming. You were being chased by some kinda ghost-thing, and then you were all like "oh man time to review the fluffy pony situation."
- >So yeah you wake up.
- >You look at your clock.
- >Holy shit it's only 4 am. Why the fuck did you wake up?
- >Fucking internal clock.
- >You see Dumple standing on your general bodily area.
- >Oh, he must've woken you up.
- >"Go back to bed, Dumple."
- >Dumple does not respond.
- >Instead, he starts shitting all over the bed.
- >"Dumpwe make poopies!"
- >What the fuck you fucking trained him to go in the litterbox. He's been going in the litterbox. What the fuck happened?
- >"What the fuck Dumple? Why did you shit on my bed? What happened to your poopie place?"
- >You kinda feel stupid saying "poopie place." You've been using a little bit of baby talk sometimes to help Dumple understand certain things, but you're pretty sure that doesn't help out and only serves to make you feel kinda dumb.
- >"Dumpwe make poopies!"
- >"Bad fluffies get punished."
- >You have the perfect punishment.
- >You get out of bed, and Dumple follows you, leaving a trail of shit wherever he goes.
- >You stop in your garage.
- >Soon, the shit trail stops as well.
- >You get your newly crafted "Knife thing."
- >You aren't very good with names.
- >It's actually a thin drill with spikes on it. You don't know where the knife part comes in.
- >"Dumple pway?"
- >You pick dumple up and put him on your work bench.
- >"Dis game no fun! Dumpwe wan new game! Dumpwe wan sketti nummies!"
- >The Knife Thing runs of batteries, so no wires are needed. You're pretty handy.
- >You press the Knife Thing's red button, and the Knife Thing starts spinning.
- >"No wike nowise! Put Dumpwe down! Wan nummies! Or I make poopies!"
- >You hold Dumpwe down, and slowly insert the Knife Thing into his anus.
- >"OWWWW! POOPIE PWACE HUWT! WHY POOPIE PWACE HUWT! WHY HUWT DUMPWE? SOWWY POOPIE PWACE! POOPIE PWACE HUWT HEWP DUMPWE!"
- >Shit and blood start spurting out of him. You should've emptied him first.
- >"NUUU POOPIE PWACE! WHY HUWT? POOPIE PWACE BAD OUCHIES!"
- >Eventually Dumpwe starts convulsing and losing control of himself.
- "POOPIE PWACE OWWIES! HEWP! SOWWY!"
- >You slowly take the Knife Thing out of his anus.
- "OW! PWEASE HEWP! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
- >You're not done yet.
- >You take out an actual knife, and lay him on his back.
- >You search for his penis. Goddamn, all of his fluff is in the way.
- >"NUUU! DON'T HUWT PWIVATE PWACE!"
- >You start jerking him off to ensure maximum bloodflow.
- >It'll be worth it.
- >"p...pwivate pwace feew good...poopie pwace still huwt..."
- >With a swift slice, you cut his penis in half.
- >A geyser of blood starts spurting out.
- >"OWWW!! WHY HUWT DUMPWE? PWIVATE PWACE HUWT DUMPLE SOWWY! NO DO AGAIN! DUMPWE SOWWY!"
- >You go back into the catch and grab some salt and lemon juice.
- >You pour the juice and the sprinkle the salt onto into his mutilated penis.
- >It's too much for him to handle.
- >Eventually Dumple starts talking gibberish and convulsing again.
- >"WHY POOPIE WHY HUWT DUMPWE? DUMPWE POOPIE WHY? POOPIE DUMPWE PWACE...POOPIE PWACE...POOPIE PWACE HUWT..."
- >You exit the garage, and leave him to his fate.
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