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- >Day 6,584.39 in Equestria
- >Just another human, doing human things
- >Time to run in to town. Your parents asked you to pick up some stuff from the market for dinner.
- >You, Anon, the son of a human also called Anon, and a pony.
- >How the fuck does that work anyhow?
- >You just hope you don't run in to...
- >"HEY ANON!"
- >Damnit.
- >Silver Spoon.
- "What the fuck do you want?"
- >That bitch was always messing with you and your friends.
- >You'd think a mare her age would be over calling ponies "blank flanks" or whatever.
- >Joke's on her, humans don't get cutie marks!
- >"I want to buy that necklace over there, gimmie your money!"
- Fuck you, I ain't giving you my money!
- >Dude, you got cherries to buy.
- >"I said gimmie your money NOW!"
- >Oh, you have something to give her.
- >You turn your back to her, bend over and drop your pants.
- >"A-Anon...what are you doing?"
- I WILL SHOW YOU THE SACRED ART OF MY PEOPLE!
- >You void your bowels!
- >A concentrated stream of unadulterated power flies from your dark void, pancaking Silver Slutbag to the ground.
- >She croaks under the mound of shit as you pull your pants up, her voice weak.
- >"A-Anon, why...I always...I always lov..."
- >A yellow streak flies like a laser, hungrily landing over the prone mare and licking her clean
- >"I am so proud of you, my son!"
- Moooooooooooom....
- >Fucking Fluttershy...
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