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- >The fourth game came out last night
- >The story of your father's life
- >Or so you thought
- >To many dick jokes and dildos in the third one in your opinion
- >And not enough actual sex in comparison to the stories your father would tell
- >Whatever, time to actually get out of bed
- >Shit, shower, shave
- >Weekend means that it's time to rescue Norman from Brad
- >Might have to rescue him more often, could swear you heard Norman whisper Bradical underneath his breath
- >Grap a Wildberry Poptart beore heading over to Norman's place
- >Walk outside and get pelted in the face by a newspaper
- >Every Saturday
- >Walk down the street to Norman's, just a few blocks away
- >Game plan: Grab Norman before Brad, go buy SR4 and then command center the multiplayer
- >Arrive at Norman's
- >walk inside like you own the place
- >Hear Norman's voice coming from his room
- >Probably should knock, he could finally be banging one of the 6 girls from school that latched onto him
- >Almost envious of his mad swag where not even his accused racism could stop him from picking up chicks
- >Knock and listen
- >"Yeah, yeah! I'm coming!"
- >Still not sure if banging or not
- >Door opens showing Norman with only pants and socks on
- >Still not sure if banging or not
- "Hey Norman. Hurry up and get dressed, we gotta get out of here before Brad comes by"
- >You know he will
- "Unless you're in the middle of something?"
- >Can't see his bed from here, but he's GOT to have someone on it, right?
- >"What? Why?"
- >He must not be fully awake if he can't figure out why he needs to get away from Brad
- >Try a different approach
- "No reason really, but hey, did you hear about the SR4? It came out last night. I was gonna go pick one up and was wondering if you wanted one too."
- >That's right, play the good guy. Don't offer to pay for it just yet though, Dad always said to "Fend for yourself"
- >You think that you might be a daddy's boy
- >Worry about that later, you've got another of Dad's video games to buy.
- >Norman's fully dressed now. That beanie of his must be like his signiture clothing
- >walking out the front door you check for any signs of Brad
- >Coast is clear, better start moving
- >Be Norman
- >Walking towards Gamestop with Nolan
- >He just wakes you up on a day that could have been spent sleeping in
- >It's better than Brad though
- >Last Saturday morning of hearing "Bradical" in the shower was a bit much
- >You're pretty sure they're fighting over your attention though
- >Brad wants to hang out with you for his retarded ideas of...well...everything
- >Nolan wants to hang out because of...
- "Nolan, why are hanging out again? Last I remember, you called me a racist just like everyone else in school."
- >"Are you kidding? We're like brothers, you and I. I'm like the Kamina to your Simon. I was a lot like you, man. When I first moved here, I also wondered about the crazy colour of everyone's skin. Granted, I didn't say anything that would make people call me a racist but I understood your plight."
- "What? Who the heck is Kamina and Seamore?"
- >"Simon, and don't worry about it, we're here."
- >Walk inside; oh hey, it's Rainbro
- >She's see's you and Nolan and walks over
- >"Hey guys, what are you doing here?"
- >notice that she has a copy of SR4 already
- >"We're here for Saint's Row 4!" blurts Nolan suddenly
- >wtf.jpeg
- "Yeah, what he said."
- >Rainbro's eyes light up
- >"Really?! Awesome, I was looking for someone to play it co-op with!"
- >Be Nolan
- >OFUK OFUK OFUK OFUK
- >Why is she here?!
- >I mean of course she's here for SR4, but still!
- >You've had a massive crush on her since you saw her for the second time
- >The first was in a hallway, so you could only assume that she was lesbo from her hair
- >Second time was during gym, where she owned everyone in dodgeball
- >you could tell by the way she handled them that she was most definitely hetero
- >and athletic
- >and beautiful
- >and rocks video games
- >and is another of Norman's harem
- >Which is the REAL reason you befriended him; so you could get closer to her.
- >You're plan is backfiring horribly btw
- >You apparently packed some spaghetti into your pockets today
- >It's cool though, she's just talking with Norman now, you can just buy the game, go back home, and work on a game plan for talking to her.
- >Wait, why did they turn to you?
- >What's happening?
- >"So yeah, this is Nolan and I guess we're friends or something," he says
- >apparently we're doing introductions
- >which means you have two options: try to be cool and have possible spaghetti containment failure, or just brofist.
- >yeah, a brofist sounds safe
- >"And this is is Blu- Rainbow Dash"
- >She's raising her hand-OHSHIT I'M TAKING TOO LONG
- >BROFIST!
- >Hit her in the arm
- >oh god what have I done?
- >She rubs her arm for a second and kind of half-smiles/half-smirks and punches me back
- >"Heh, you're pretty cool. Not many people are open to arm punches when they first meet me. We should hang out some more. Anyway, I'll see you guys later."
- >She leaves, and now you see Norman as he comes back with his copy of the game
- >"Where's Rainbow?"
- "uh, buh, oh, huh?"
- >Articulate as ever
- "She just left, I think she likes me."
- >what?
- "I mean like as a person"
- >"Oh, alright. Anyway, I guess now we go home, and play online?"
- "No way, we're going back to my place, cause I've got multiple tv's in one room, so we can play over live without a freaking headset."
- >Alright cool, I guess we still have to head down to my place to grab my xbox, right?
- >oh yeah, multiple tv's, one xbox. right
- "Yeah, you right. Anyway, lets get a move on."
- >Something feels off; Brad should have shown up by now
- >Be Brad
- >Check clock: 11:36 AM
- >haven't slept since picking up the midnight release of SR4
- >played all night
- >need sleep
- >sleep is for the weak
- >there is more SR4 to be played
- >Be Norman
- >walking back home
- >Well that was cool you guess
- >Introduced Rainbro to Nolan
- >guess you and your two bro's can hang out more now
- >so you can sleep in on Saturday's now
- >except that there is still Brad to worry about
- >"So how well are you doing in school?" Nolan asks
- "I'm doing fine, my grades aren't amazing but I've always got a decent score. Why do you ask?"
- >"Just making sure my little bro isn't slacking off and playing video games all the time."
- "Pretty sure you wanted me to go get SR4, just a few minutes ago,"
- >Nolan looks ready o say something but you guess he changed his mind.
- >Get home and unlock front door
- >Getting kind of hungry now
- >you should probably offer Nolan food too.
- "Are you hungry?"
- >"Nah, I've got food at my place. We could just eat there."
- >Sweet, free lunch.
- >Be Nolan
- >Quickly check inside Norman's room while he's grabbing his Xbox
- >No sign of condoms or wrappers anywhere
- >Must not be banging yet, which is good and bad
- >Bad, because bro's not getting some, and good because he's not touching Rainbow Dashy
- >Dashy...not bad
- >Norman's ready to go, so you both start heading down to your place
- >Your house looks like-well, no one really cares about that
- >Norman seems in awe though
- >You head inside
- >Be Norman
- >Holy shit, this house is huge!
- >You thought is was an apartment building
- >But no, you are apparently friends with the richest guy in school
- >You head inside after Nolan and are greeted by a man in a suit
- >A very purple suit
- >"Ah, you must be one of Nolan's friends. Dig the beanie. Anyway, don't wreck the place while I'm gone"
- >"Yeah, Dad." Nolan responded
- >But wait, wasn't that the... no it couldn't have been.
- >Set up shop with the xbox in Nolan's room.
- >Two giant TV's that look like they've got HD and 3D
- >"Alright man, let's start playing."
- "You mean after we eat, right?"
- >Really hungry now
- >"Oh, right. Yeah, we could eat first."
- >eat some burritos that were pretty good
- >phone starts ringing
- >it's Rainbro
- "Hey Rainbro! What's up?"
- >"Nothing much, just calling to see if you started playing yet."
- "No, not yet. I'm eating lunch right now and I was gonna start right after."
- >"Awesome, I'll join your game then, see ya!"
- >Wait what?
- "Uh, Nolan?"
- >"Yeah?
- "Don't suppose you'd want to hang out with Rainbro some more, huh?
- >Nolan's eyes widened for some reason
- >"Dashy? Here?!"
- "No, no, I mean like she was just going to join our game on xbox."
- >"Can we have three people on one game?"
- >you shrug
- >Guess we're going to find out
- >Be Nolan
- >Well, you're going to be talking with Dashy some more today
- >So much for formulating a plan
- >But you're pretty certain that only two people can play the game together
- >So how do we make this work, because now it HAS to happen
- >Norman looks like he's making another call
- >"Hey, Viynl. Did you get that Saint's Row 4 game yet? Oh? You actually convinced Octavia to play it too? Alright then, nevermind."
- >He's calling for another person so it's two and two? Clever boy
- >So, who's next?
- >Pinkie Pie? Must be another of his harem
- >She'll do it? Cool, now you need a way to make sure that you're playing with Norman or Dashy
- >Don't want to end up playing with someone you never met
- >Is that the doorbell?
- >Probably shouldn't anwser it, might get kidnapped
- >Again
- >Doorbell rings a second time
- >"Are you gonna get that?" Norman asked
- "Yeah, yeah."
- >Open door
- >SUDDENLY CONFETTI
- >What the hell?
- >Pink
- >So much pink
- >Hugging, squeezing, no breathing
- >"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! You must be Nolan! Norman told me you two needed a parter for the new game out! So heeeeeeere I am! Oh and I brought Rainbow Dash too, cause she said that she was going to be playing too! Isn't this great? Now we can have a little gaming party! I'm not too used to these games but I'm certain I can get into it all the same."
- >Words. Perpetual. Infinite.
- "Hi" you squeaked as she released you from her vicegrip
- >Wait did she say Dashy was here?
- >Wait wait wait
- "How did you know where I lived?"
- >"That's a silly question. I know where everyone lives. In case of an emergency."
- >probably best not to inquire furter
- >"So how are we going to be doing this?" Rainbow asks you
- >Be Norman
- "We don't actually know, because we only have two TV's and two Xboxes, so Nolan and I will proably help you bring some over from your place.
- >Watch as Nolan finally snaps back to reality
- >"Actually, I have an idea," he says slipping out his own phone
- >"Nice place he's got here," points out Rainbro
- >"I don't know," replies Pink. "Seems a little too big for our small party. I think we should invite more people."
- "I don't think that's such a good idea"
- >Nolan finished his phone call
- >"I've got it covered, now let's all h-head to my room."
- >You're fairly certain that he hasn't fumbled his words before
- >Doesn't matter though, he apparently has a plan for this.
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