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Proof sodo is gonna backstab women

Dec 20th, 2014
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  1. Mituna The Bee 1: ~steals the 3ds and runs away and smashs the 3ds~ >:3
  2. • Flame360 gives Hydrill my 3DS and kills ruby
  3. Mituna The Bee 1: can't kill me :3
  4. • Hydrill retrieves the Alpha Sapphire game, and pulls out his spare 3DS
  5. Hydrill: Always carry a sapre.
  6. Hydrill: spare*
  7. Hydrill: of everything.
  8. Flame360: lol
  9. • Hydrill pulls out a M1911 and lays it next to him within reach.
  10. Hydrill: Next person to try and grab my 3DS again....well....it won't be pretty.
  11. Mituna The Bee 1: Buzz
  12. • ★creepy nig rubs beard on Himiko's neck
  13. Mituna The Bee 1: XD
  14. • Flame360 watches Hydrill
  15. Hydrill: nig = sodo
  16. Hydrill: btw :I
  17. ★creepy nig: nuh uh
  18. Flame360: we know lol
  19. Mituna The Bee 1: RIP Everyone :3
  20. ★creepy nig: hey Flame
  21. ★creepy nig: where is your favorite place to eat?
  22. ★creepy nig: let me guess WENDYS
  23. ★creepy nig: HA
  24. Hydrill: wat?
  25. Hydrill: I lke wendy's food lol.
  26. ★creepy nig: ah you dont get it
  27. Flame360: BITCH SHUT UP
  28. Hydrill: Plus the name Wendy just kinda sounds good imo.
  29. Flame360: HYDRILL NOT HELPING
  30. ★creepy nig: lol
  31. Hydrill: o-o
  32. Mituna The Bee 1: XD
  33. Flame360: BYE NIG
  34. ★creepy nig: yes he is
  35. Flame360 left
  36. Hydrill: wat?
  37. Hydrill: What did I do? q-p
  38. ★creepy nig: nothing lol
  39. Hydrill: q-p
  40. Hydrill: okee
  41. Hydrill: So, how is everyone today?
  42. Flame360 joined
  43. Mituna The Bee 1: Buzz
  44. Hydrill: hey nig
  45. ★creepy nig: hi Flame
  46. Flame360: what the fuck
  47. Hydrill: Why you gotta be such a thirsy lil shet?
  48. ★creepy nig: and hi Hydrill
  49. Hydrill: Go, drink some water bruh :I
  50. Hydrill: Stop being thirsty. lols
  51. Flame360 left
  52. ★creepy nig: bruh im only thirsty for Himiko
  53. Hydrill: You must be a gu;pin :I
  54. Hydrill: cause, your thirst, you gotta gulp down that water.
  55. Hydrill: Suuuuure nig.
  56. ★creepy nig: Himiko is love Himiko is life
  57. Hydrill: You've thirsted for pmuch every girl who walked in here :P
  58. Hydrill: Buy a mighty thirsty.
  59. ★creepy nig: nah just Himiko
  60. Hydrill: Hold the ocean in your hands :I
  61. Hydrill: Srsly though, you HAVE hit on pmuch every girl in the room.
  62. Hydrill: on overboard actually
  63. Hydrill: Hayley, flame, himi, momo
  64. Hydrill: Lol, calm down bruh XD
  65. ★creepy nig: i havent hit on Hayley
  66. Hydrill: Yeah
  67. Hydrill: You did lol
  68. ★creepy nig: and idk who momo is
  69. Hydrill: Like, when I first came in here XD
  70. Mituna The Bee 1: Buzz
  71. ★creepy nig: what?
  72. ★creepy nig: no i didnt lol
  73. Hydrill: You kept saying "hydrill x hayley" and then moved on to trying to constantly talk to her about sex :I
  74. Hydrill: and hitting on her lols.
  75. ★creepy nig: i did the hydrill x hayley thing but that isnt flirting
  76. ★creepy nig: thats trying to get a brother laid
  77. Hydrill: "and then moved on to"
  78. ★creepy nig: so he doesnt have to jack it
  79. Hydrill left
  80. ★creepy nig: i didnt start talking to her about sex lol
  81. Flame360 and Hydrill joined; Flame360 left
  82. Hydrill: Well
  83. Hydrill: maybe yknow
  84. Hydrill: I was just interested in being friends :I
  85. Hydrill: Also, I'm not interested in getting laid that much, especially not over the internet XD
  86. Hydrill: I'd rather, get to know a girl :P not just jump into things like you -_-
  87. ★creepy nig: ha
  88. ★creepy nig: gaaaayyyy
  89. Hydrill: Sure, whatever
  90. Flame360 and ★HimikoZweilotte joined; Hydrill, Flame360, and ★HimikoZweilotte left
  91. ★HimikoZweilotte: shit...
  92. ★HimikoZweilotte: its only us two
  93. • ★creepy nig rubs beard on Himiko's neck
  94. ★HimikoZweilotte: gah!
  95. ★HimikoZweilotte: stop!
  96. ★creepy nig: WHY
  97. ★creepy nig: I LOVE YOU
  98. ★HimikoZweilotte: I hate u!
  99. • ★HimikoZweilotte stabs nig in the chest
  100. • ★creepy nig kisses Himiko's stomach
  101. ★HimikoZweilotte: kyaa!
  102. • ★HimikoZweilotte kicks nig off
  103. • ★creepy nig gets back on Himiko
  104. ★creepy nig: lets remake 50 shades of gray
  105. ★HimikoZweilotte: eww no!
  106. • ★HimikoZweilotte stabs Nig everywhere
  107. ★creepy nig: hot
  108. ★HimikoZweilotte: tch
  109. • ★HimikoZweilotte shoots nig in the head
  110. ★creepy nig: this is why you are my babe
  111. ★creepy nig: you just get me:)
  112. ★HimikoZweilotte: Hfft
  113. ★HimikoZweilotte: u disgust me
  114. ★creepy nig: you are so cute when you are disgusted:)
  115. ★HimikoZweilotte: GAH!
  116. • ★HimikoZweilotte kicks nig off
  117. ★HimikoZweilotte: *and flies around*
  118. • ★creepy nig mounts Himiko from the rear
  119. Flame360 joined
  120. ★HimikoZweilotte: GAH!
  121. • ★HimikoZweilotte hurls nig off
  122. ★creepy nig: Himiko i like it when you play rough
  123. ★creepy nig: ;)
  124. ★HimikoZweilotte: eww
  125. ★HimikoZweilotte: that pun
  126. Flame360: Himiko, is it okay if I kick him where it hurts?
  127. ★HimikoZweilotte: sure
  128. ★HimikoZweilotte: that sodo is a total ass
  129. • Flame360 kicks nig's crotch hard
  130. Flame360: Ikr
  131. ★creepy nig: go use your sky magic somewhere else
  132. ★creepy nig: get it
  133. ★creepy nig: cuz ur wendy
  134. Flame360: BITCH I USE SCRIPT MAHIC
  135. Flame360: Magi
  136. Flame360: Magic
  137. ★HimikoZweilotte: Magic
  138. ★HimikoZweilotte: Flame lets take this asshole on together
  139. Flame360: YUs
  140. • Flame360 chains him up
  141. • ★HimikoZweilotte kicks his crotch
  142. ★creepy nig: i mean you can probably both fit in my asshole
  143. ★creepy nig: if thats what you meant
  144. ★HimikoZweilotte: *then slashes him everywhere*
  145. ★HimikoZweilotte: eww hell no!
  146. ★creepy nig: Flame i dont even want you i just want Himiko
  147. • Flame360 sticks a knife up his asshole
  148. Flame360: That what you meant?
  149. ★HimikoZweilotte: hehe nig
  150. ★creepy nig: oooo that feels nice
  151. ★HimikoZweilotte: u just got burned
  152. Flame360: And Himiko don't want yiu
  153. ★HimikoZweilotte: exactly!
  154. ★HimikoZweilotte: I hate u Sodo!
  155. ★creepy nig: Himiko loves me
  156. ★HimikoZweilotte: no i don't sodo
  157. ★creepy nig: she is just too shy to admit it
  158. ★HimikoZweilotte: nah sodo
  159. ★HimikoZweilotte: u don't know my personality
  160. ★creepy nig: its ok we can work on expressing your feeling later
  161. ★HimikoZweilotte: I am not shy at all!
  162. Flame360: I don't blame her... Who would like you? You don't even care about other people.
  163. ★creepy nig: for now lets just make sweet sweet love
  164. • ★HimikoZweilotte sets the knife on fire
  165. ★HimikoZweilotte: thanks for coating the knife with alchohol flame
  166. ★creepy nig: hmmm baby so hot
  167. Flame360: Himiko deserves someone better
  168. ★HimikoZweilotte: Flame is right sodo
  169. ★creepy nig: Flame stop bein jelly
  170. ★HimikoZweilotte: who r u calling jelly?
  171. Flame360: I'm not jelly
  172. ★HimikoZweilotte: ur the one envious sodo!
  173. ★HimikoZweilotte: dumbass
  174. ★creepy nig: how am i envious
  175. Flame360: Yeah, you're jelly of Himiko's boyfriend
  176. ★creepy nig: im Himiko's bf tho
  177. ★HimikoZweilotte: nice try sodo
  178. ★HimikoZweilotte: ur dumped
  179. ★creepy nig: how can i be jelly of myself
  180. Flame360: Oooh just got burned!
  181. ★creepy nig: no see it doesnt work like that
  182. Flame360: And DUMPED
  183. ★HimikoZweilotte: nu uh
  184. ★creepy nig: you cant get out of this relationship
  185. ★HimikoZweilotte: to start with sodo
  186. ★creepy nig: its you and i forever baby
  187. ★HimikoZweilotte: I haven't confessed love to u
  188. ★HimikoZweilotte: so deploying ur dumped
  189. ★HimikoZweilotte: adds more impact
  190. ★HimikoZweilotte: right flame?
  191. Flame360: Yeah
  192. ★creepy nig: you have preformed some acts on me that would count as confessing your love;)
  193. ★HimikoZweilotte: nah sodo
  194. ★HimikoZweilotte: ur logic is outright flawed
  195. ★creepy nig: and Flame dont be upset just because you are a Wendy
  196. ★creepy nig: its ok
  197. ★creepy nig: my logic is not flawed
  198. ★HimikoZweilotte: i bet ur the type to sexually abuse girls sodo
  199. ★creepy nig: it is flawless
  200. ★HimikoZweilotte: and backstab them
  201. Flame360: Creepy nig, get a fuckin life and stop hitting on girls here
  202. • ★HimikoZweilotte agrees
  203. ★creepy nig: thats my life tho
  204. ★HimikoZweilotte: torturing girls is where I draw the line
  205. ★creepy nig: is hitting on Himiko
  206. ★HimikoZweilotte: Tch it is not
  207. ★creepy nig: my life only consists of hitting on Himiko
  208. ★creepy nig: thats it
  209. Flame360: Himiko, I wouldn't be surprised if he is a rapist
  210. ★creepy nig: i am
  211. ★HimikoZweilotte: look I know for hardcore gamers, being online is a large chunk of ur social life
  212. ★creepy nig: registered sex offender in all 50 states
  213. ★HimikoZweilotte: same goes for torrent website owners
  214. ★HimikoZweilotte: but...
  215. Flame360: Get a life. Himiko has her own. She doesn't want you
  216. ★HimikoZweilotte: making girls feel sexually uncomfortable...
  217. ★HimikoZweilotte: is outright unacceptable!
  218. ★creepy nig: well im accepting it
  219. ★HimikoZweilotte: U have me questioning ur philosophical foundation
  220. ★HimikoZweilotte: in terms of sexual acts on cyberspace
  221. ★HimikoZweilotte: I admit I tortureed Flame
  222. ★creepy nig: you can question that but you can never question our love
  223. ★HimikoZweilotte: but...
  224. Flame360: Himiko, you're the one who chained me up and sexually harassed me
  225. ★creepy nig: because it is so powerful
  226. ★HimikoZweilotte: at heart I care about her
  227. ★HimikoZweilotte: unlike u asshole sodo!
  228. • Flame360 cri in happiness
  229. ★creepy nig: Himiko i have told you so many times i love you
  230. ★HimikoZweilotte: Tch
  231. ★HimikoZweilotte: ur doing that to manipulate me!
  232. ★HimikoZweilotte: I can sense it
  233. ★creepy nig: you not believing me is your own fault not mine
  234. ★HimikoZweilotte: nah
  235. ★HimikoZweilotte: its ur fault
  236. ★creepy nig: how
  237. Flame360: Creepy nig, love isn't just words, it's actions too.. h
  238. ★HimikoZweilotte: stop pitting the blame on the woman
  239. ★HimikoZweilotte: when most of the time its the guys fault!
  240. ★creepy nig: but it is the womans fault
  241. ★creepy nig: clearly
  242. ★HimikoZweilotte: nah sodo
  243. ★HimikoZweilotte: its ur fault
  244. ★HimikoZweilotte: and i second that flame
  245. ★creepy nig: but im not the woman so it cant be my fault
  246. Flame360: It's true
  247. Flame360: Not a vote. It is a real thing
  248. ★HimikoZweilotte: Exactly Flame
  249. Flame360: IT'S YOUR ACTIONS THAT SHOW YOUR LOVE MORE THAN WORDS K
  250. ★creepy nig: hmm
  251. ★creepy nig: wrong
  252. ★HimikoZweilotte: and stripping girls naked is crossing the line too!
  253. ★creepy nig: how
  254. ★HimikoZweilotte: I agree with Flame
  255. Flame360: IT IS REAL SO FUCK OFF NIG
  256. ★creepy nig: no it isnt
  257. ★creepy nig: and calm down Wendy
  258. ★HimikoZweilotte: yes it is Sodo
  259. ★creepy nig: doesnt seem like it
  260. Flame360: STOP CALLING ME WENDY
  261. ★HimikoZweilotte: yeah sodo
  262. ★creepy nig: whoa Wendy chill out
  263. ★HimikoZweilotte: ur name calling makes me sick!
  264. ★HimikoZweilotte: even tho I am not getting name called
  265. ★creepy nig: ik isnt my name calling awful
  266. ★HimikoZweilotte: yes it is Sodo
  267. ★creepy nig: how dare i call someone an actual normal name
  268. ★HimikoZweilotte: that proves ur a cruel asshole
  269. ★HimikoZweilotte: that doesn't care about women at all
  270. ★creepy nig: yep
  271. ★creepy nig: truuuu
  272. ★HimikoZweilotte: See u admit it
  273. ★creepy nig: nope
  274. ★HimikoZweilotte: I'll never date anyone like u ever!
  275. ★HimikoZweilotte: u just did sodo
  276. ★creepy nig: but you are
  277. ★HimikoZweilotte: am I right flame?
  278. ★creepy nig: no i didnt
  279. Flame360: **IF I HAVE TO KILL YOU TO STOP, I WILL DO IT**
  280. Flame360: And yes Himiko
  281. ★HimikoZweilotte: trying to dodge a bullet sodo?
  282. ★HimikoZweilotte: when the target is clearly going to get hit?
  283. ★creepy nig: guess you're going to have to kill me Wendy
  284. ★creepy nig: what target?
  285. ★HimikoZweilotte: Tch
  286. ★creepy nig: like the store?
  287. • Flame360 kills the nig
  288. ★HimikoZweilotte: don't even dodge me Sodo
  289. ★creepy nig: i didnt
  290. ★HimikoZweilotte: well u just did!
  291. ★creepy nig: how
  292. Flame360 left
  293. ★HimikoZweilotte: well don't ask me
  294. ★HimikoZweilotte: look at urself!
  295. ★creepy nig: i cant look at myself im busy looking at you
  296. ★HimikoZweilotte: ha!
  297. ★HimikoZweilotte: and that confirms my hypothesis right there
  298. ★creepy nig: i bet it does
  299. ★HimikoZweilotte: which implies u just cornered urself sodo
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