I sexually Identify as an pootis. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of roaming over dustbowl dropping hot live rounds on disgusting pubbers. People say to me that a person being a pootis is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary miniguns, 7.62 mm cannons and prime delux sandviches on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “pootboy” and respect my right to pootis from spawn and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a pootiphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.