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- > Ten minutes later, you stuff the remnants of a cheesecake in you mouth.
- > You ball up the bag, and toss it at a passing Diamond Tiara.
- > She shoots you a dirty look.
- >You smile and start walking, when a blue blur shoots pass you.
- "Watch it, faggot!"
- > The blur doubles back.
- > Oh, shit.
- > It's Sonic.
- > He grabs his junk.
- >"Suck it, bitch. You're too slow!"
- > He disappears in the blink of an eye.
- "You used to be cool, until 4kids happened."
- > A tear falls from your eye.
- > A second blue blur shoots between your legs and knocks you off balance.
- > You fall and land square on you chest.
- > It hurts like a bitch, and you silently curse Pinkie.
- >"Anon? Is that you, Darling?"
- > You turn over, clutching your tits.
- "Yep, it's me."
- > She looks you over for a few minutes, fascinated.
- > She eventually looks up.
- >"...you need to lose weight."
- > Seriously?
- > No "how did this happen"
- > No "what can I do to help"
- > Just "you're fat"
- > Fuckin' bitch
- "Fuckin' bitch! "
- >"I beg your pardon?"
- "I know yo marshmellow ass ain't talkin' about losin' weight! "
- >Rarity looks particularly appalled.
- >"Excuse me?"
- > You shake your head.
- "Sorry, that was my inner ratchet talking."
- > Her expression softens.
- >"It's quite alright, Dear. Happens to the best of us. But we need to get you out of those clothes."
- "Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's cool if you're a lesbo, but I'm not gonna fuck with you until you clean that shitty make up off, Rarara."
- >"I'M NOT LESBIAN, YOU CRETIN!"
- > She cleared her throat.
- >"I simply meant to update your wardrobe. Surely, you don't intend to walk around in a smelly, dirty suit all day?"
- "I kinda was, actually." You say, backing up.
- >"Oh, no you don't! "
- > She uses her black magic to pick you up.
- >"You're going to look pretty and like it, fatass!"
- > With that, she began trotting to the boutique, with you in tow.
- >Many hours later...
- >"Aaaaall finished!"
- > "..."
- >"Anon? "
- > She turns around and finds you on top of on of her maneakins, sound asleep.
- >"ANON!"
- "Muh dick!"
- > You fall off, and land on your ass.
- > "I've finished your new wardrobe! "
- > You groggily check your watch.
- > She dragged you in here around 5:30...
- > It was now 7:15
- > In the morning.
- "You kept me in here for almost 10 hours!?"
- >"Perfection takes time, darling."
- "Pfft."
- >She has a large assortment of clothes hanging up.
- >"Now, now, Anon. Come pick something. The rest I can have delivered."
- >".....on...."
- >"...Anon...."
- >"ANON!"
- > You jump.
- "What, nigga?"
- >"I-I asked you to pick something to wear and you stopped responding completely! "
- "The voices in my head were deciding."
- > "...You worry me, Anon."
- "I worry me, too."
- > You snatch a frilly pink dress off of the rack.
- >You slip the fabric over your head and begin to pull it over your breasts, but the fabric--though comfortable-- proves to be too rough for your sensitive nipples.
- >Rarity squints at your breasts momentarily
- > Then she slaps them.
- > No, really.
- > She cocked her arm back and slapped the shit out of them.
- > Her pimp would be proud.
- > You fall back and cover your cleavage, screaming obscenities.
- >"It seems these are very sensitive."
- "WOW, REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WE SHOULD SLAP A STAR ON YOUR ASS AD CALL YOU PURPLE SMART."
- >"I'll be right back."
- > A hour later, she returns with a baby blue bra and panty set.
- "The fuck is this?"
- > "It's something to protect your teats."
- > teats
- > the fuck?
- > You point at the undies.
- "I don't need those."
- >"Of course you do. Nopony wants to see your fat clam swinging around, dear."
- "You're cruisin' for a brusin', my nigga."
- > You fumble with the clasp for a while and finally get the bra to stay on.
- > You get dressed, and boy, are you the cutest motherfucker or what?
- > But...
- "Where's my tiara?"
- > "Pardon?"
- "WHERES MY TIARA, NIGGA!?"
- > She hastily places a tiara on your head.
- > It looks suspiciously like Diamond Tiara's.
- > Fuck it.
- > You head for the door.
- >"Anon?"
- "Huh?"
- >"What's a...'nigga'?"
- "A zebra."
- >"What!? You dare refer to me as one of those filthy--"
- "Whoa, calm down, Nazi."
- > You slam the door shut.
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