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- In which Anon becomes credit to team.
- >You are Anonymous, marooned in Tartarus and fighting for survival.
- >And right now, things aren't as going as smoothly as they were a few minutes ago.
- >"Shit! Take covah!" A dog screams as they all leap clear, save William, who's caught like a deer in headlights.
- >You've fought through too many unholy floating eyeballs with him to see him just get vaporised,
- >so you take it upon yourself to make sure that doesn't happen.
- You too, dipshit!
- >Seriously, did he take a few good ones to the head pre-mortem?
- >You manage to shove him aside, even as the massive spear of crimson lightning lances into the hall, blasting in a sizeable amount of the wall as well as hitting you dead on.
- >A chuck of said wall catches you bodily, pushing you back.
- >You slam into the back wall, vision swimming as the back of your head follows suit.
- >Half buried under rubble, you lie there for a minute or two, mumbling gibberish as the eye simply floats there, searching for any sign of life.
- >It finds none, but there is a period of stillness before a storm.
- >However, you find you could currently care less about the eye.
- >Brain?
- >Kinda busy getting my shit together here, Anon.
- >Why us?
- >Because we're in Tartarus, bro. I keep telling you this.
- >But...
- >Dude. Tartarus. Eternal punishment. Home of the damned. Essentially Hell. C'mon, /I'm/ the one who should be having trouble here, we took one to the back of the head.
- >...
- >Shut up, brain.
- >Slowly shaking your head, you clear out the murkiness in your vision.
- >All is still.
- >Glancing out from under the rubble, you notice William, lying limp under his own slab, seemingly unconcious.
- >you do your best to keep your voice to a low whisper.
- Will?
- >For a moment, there is no response, and you fear he may actually be out, or worse.
- >And then one eye snaps open, meeting yours in a wary glare.
- >as lowly as he can, he sushes you. "Play dead, idiot!"
- >Nodding, you take his advice and remain still...
- >Until your eardrums are nearly split by an unearthly roar, as Half of your chunk of rubble is blown to pieces by another flash of red.
- >he knows.png
- >You return you gaze to the Dog.
- Can't. He knows I'm not dead.
- >"Dammit!" he growls, eyes filling with panic and desperately searching for an answer.
- >Anon? Got a sec?
- >Kinda busy, brain.
- >I got us an idea, but you might not--
- >Hit me.
- >The eye narrowly misses with an optic bolt.
- >By that time, you make eye contact with will once again.
- Whatever happens, stay there.
- >repositioning yourself, you grit your teeth you begin to push with your legs, steadying yourself against the wall.
- >the piece of wall stands tall... and falls over.
- You got real /shitty/ aim, you know that?
- >"Oh shit human, what the fuck are you doing?"
- Stand the fuck back, I got this.
- >Dusting yourself off, you rise, standing defiant in the face of the eye.
- >Its response is, of course, another Thunderbolt to the face.
- >Rubbing the whiteness out of your vision, you give a magnificent shit-eating grin.
- Is that your best? Come on, step it up!
- >You don't know if the eye can understand your words but you know it understand the tone.
- >How do you know?
- >Well, you can stell from the dilations and having seen some eyes in your time.
- >GWOAAAERR
- >Also, yeah, it's kind of roaring in a pissed off manner.
- Aww, you ma-
- >you are cut off by another flash of red thunder.
- >and another
- >and another
- >and another.
- >When the smoke finally clears, you smirk, idly brushing off your now slightly charred shirt.
- Yeah, you mad.
- >With a fairly disgusting squelching sound, the eye splits into a massive maw, easily capable of swallowing a SUV whole.
- >It lets out another roar so loud you can feel it.
- Oh look, a mouth.
- >you begin, gesturing to your crotch
- Perfect, all the easier for you to suck my-
- >you cut that sentence off as you dodge the eye's charge
- >Hopping back, you make sure to keep its attention, nicking a small gash in its side with Starfury.
- That's it, big guy!
- >You raise your arms once more in the iconic pose.
- Come at me, bro!
- >The eye does so, and you bolt with the speed of Kenyans.
- >gottagofast.gif
- >Even as your feet tear up the dust under you, you glance back at the eye, which has all but forgotten about the fortress.
- >The idea here was basically the same as your last one: Use your natural magical resistance to distract the eyes from the dogs.
- >Turning and backpedaling for a moment, you take the time to cement the eye's focus on you.
- ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?!
- >You show the eye your friend, Mr. Birdy.
- >The maw closes.
- >An orb of red lightning forms at the pupil.
- >And You flip a thumbs up to the direction of the fortress.
- >Meanwhile, gazing out from behind a still standing wall, William looks on in awe and gives a small salute.
- >"Godspeed, you crazy bastard..."
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