fuck

I love Sonic R
It's a great game
But I can't get very far
Because all of the button mappings are the same

Sonic the Fighters isn't great
It's lame as shit
It leaves my nipples Irate
I'm gonna throw a fit

Sonic Boom sucks dick
When will Sega learn
I will attach a wick
To my own butter churn

These games are a fucking nightmare
I'm going to set fire to my own hair