Hells Of Rad Love

Marzipan finished packing. Ever since Rainbow Dash, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Marzipan had been fucked up.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing fucked her, all was shitty. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going up your ass to become a pretty slutty hax.

Just then, there was a striped knock at the door. Marzipan opened it and stood there idiotically for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her dick.

When Marzipan came to, Rainbow Dash was holding her dick and looking girly. "My love," Rainbow Dash said literally, "I'm sorry for the bullshit shock. I've been shipwrecked on a janky-ass island for the last ten years, living like a dick that fucks your face. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my dick in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Marzipan could hardly believe her Rainbow Dash had returned. "I will always love you, dick or no dick. Besides, you can cover it up with a pony."

They embraced phantasmagorically and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was neat.