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Agrayshirt Dohoho
Agrayshirt I hear this is where the cool kids are
Agrayshirt So in SS15 will there be watercoolers?
Agrayshirt Hello please respond
Agrayshirt Why is no one responding this a serious and legitimate question for the SS14 devs
Agrayshirt Guys there's too many people in here for nothing to be going on.
Agrayshirt Alright so what about watercoolers that dispense like fruit punch
Agrayshirt Okay I see my idea isn't taking off
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Agrayshirt What about a water cooler that doubled as a toybox so you can keep your toys and things in it
Miauw we already have watercoolers
Miauw in ss13
Agrayshirt Whoa who's hold on
Agrayshirt I'm talking about something that will change the face of space station man.
Agrayshirt Just imagine all the practical applications.
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Agrayshirt I mean if you take a water cooler irl
Agrayshirt Right?
Agrayshirt And stick it in Ss13 + SS14 that's like
Agrayshirt 3 Watercoolers to develop with.
Agrayshirt I mean code wise that has to be an extreme amount of text and numbers (coders can back me up)
Agrayshirt Add it all up and you have enough math and water for the whole station
Agrayshirt Math+Water over code = i infinite
Agrayshirt Water
Agrayshirt You could make a whole new engine with water alone
Agrayshirt Forget the coolers
Agrayshirt The new face of SS14 will be water.
Agrayshirt You can literally swim in the code.
dangranos man, what are you smoking?
Agrayshirt I'm just saying man. Have you thought about the possibility of the watercooler and what it could do for you? Let alone the SS14 code he'll maybe even life
Agrayshirt Do we even know how much water is in one cooler? Imagine if we contacted NASA RIGHT NOW they would fund everything.
Agrayshirt I mean not to get into logistics but, if we do this I think we could provide enough water for all baths on all the stations in all the servers in the whole world.
Agrayshirt but I'm just worried. I mean what if the water evolved, beyond the code and molocules and wanted things in return...
Agrayshirt what it want everyone would be saying?
Agrayshirt Soap?
Agrayshirt so much soap.
Agrayshirt I need some feedback on this from an experienced physicist.
Agrayshirt Maybe geothermal
Agrayshirt And a coder
Agrayshirt I mean
Agrayshirt Sexually speaking the water would need reproductive organs at a microscopic scale to begin to learn and understand.
Agrayshirt Overtime they would of course be put into coolers
Agrayshirt Millions upon trillions of coolers.
Agrayshirt I mean by then we would be on Waterstation13 (WS13 for you land people)
Agrayshirt I mean it could cause stability issues.
Agrayshirt In the global galactic space realm of reality.
Agrayshirt I don't think at this point there would be anyway to stop it
Agrayshirt I mean.
Agrayshirt We could drink the water. But that would basically be post modern rape. At that point.
Agrayshirt The question remains would there be enough humans to drink all the water?
Agrayshirt Should we leave some behind?
Agrayshirt and  even if we do leave some behind what do we do with it?
Agrayshirt Train the water to be water?
Agrayshirt If we do would you be able to cope  at night knowing you're involved with the murder and rape of the most common and once abundant drinking source in the known universe ?
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Agrayshirt I mean we could just mate with the water and see what happens
Agrayshirt But then what?
Agrayshirt Drowning.
Agrayshirt You'd drown in space from overexposed molecular biochemical water breakdown and again rape.
Agrayshirt Hypothetically speaking we could hop to a world where water coolers were never invented.
Agrayshirt But then again sooner or later they would figure out.
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Agrayshirt Figure out that that we turned an enter universe into a vast untamed ocean of sentient raped molecules right for the picking and then we'd have to hop to another universe
Agrayshirt But if they have the water cooler code.
Agrayshirt Oh boy.
Miauw what are you smoking
Miauw where can i get it
Agrayshirt And the REAL SS14 and SS15 and 16 and so on-
Agrayshirt Oh
Agrayshirt Hey man.
Agrayshirt So is SS14 going to have watercoolers?
Agrayshirt I mean.
Agrayshirt If everyone were to stop and think for a second.  On a water cooler irl there are usually two taps. Hot and cold. Now as fellow person of interest I can tell you. With the new water cooler code there won't be hot or cold.
Agrayshirt See I'd they know what we know when we make the code for the WCs hot and cold will merely be numbers and letters and simply be phased out.
Agrayshirt Now we could code an anti water. Some type of negative water. The only issue is keeping that water under control. How? You ask?
Agrayshirt We freeze the code.
Agrayshirt Literally. We will put the water coolers in the freezer. Sure it's temporary.
Agrayshirt But it's not like there will be a better idea. What's worse at that point we will have to freeze humans as of course we to are water.
Agrayshirt In a thousand years when the sun implodes we will be defrosted. Of course the Jews will want to know where all the water went and we'll say. "Sorry bud SS14 is still in alpha"
Agrayshirt And thats why watercoolrs are risky to be honest.
Agrayshirt I think we could have like axe bodyspray as a SS14
Agrayshirt I know someone
Agrayshirt Would coders like to be paid
Agrayshirt Welp this was fun
Agrayshirt Everyone is asleep
Agrayshirt ( ´_ゝ`)
Agrayshirt See ya SS14
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