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- >You are at home with your fluffies
- >They're playing Call of Duty
- >You're not sure how they manipulate the controls, but whatever
- >You hear them screaming and jeering
- >'Die, dumb hooman! Fwuffie give big ouchies!'
- >'Fwuffy make hooman make booboo juice! Put no-nos on hooman sniffa!'
- >You've heard enough
- >'Fluffies, I think you've had enough of this. Stuff like this makes people violent, and I don't want you two to be violent!'
- >The fluffies look at each other dumbly
- >'Da-da...dis game. Not weal.'
- >'Fwuffy not meanie. Fwuffy jus pway game.'
- >'Da-da no see game? Tink does hoomans weal?'
- >'Da-da dumb.'
- >The fluffies continue making fun of you
- >The fluffies can tell the difference between reality and fiction better than you can
- >One finally grins and asks, 'Da-da mad?'
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