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Da-Da mad?

May 5th, 2012
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  1. >You are at home with your fluffies
  2. >They're playing Call of Duty
  3. >You're not sure how they manipulate the controls, but whatever
  4. >You hear them screaming and jeering
  5. >'Die, dumb hooman! Fwuffie give big ouchies!'
  6. >'Fwuffy make hooman make booboo juice! Put no-nos on hooman sniffa!'
  7. >You've heard enough
  8. >'Fluffies, I think you've had enough of this. Stuff like this makes people violent, and I don't want you two to be violent!'
  9. >The fluffies look at each other dumbly
  10. >'Da-da...dis game. Not weal.'
  11. >'Fwuffy not meanie. Fwuffy jus pway game.'
  12. >'Da-da no see game? Tink does hoomans weal?'
  13. >'Da-da dumb.'
  14. >The fluffies continue making fun of you
  15. >The fluffies can tell the difference between reality and fiction better than you can
  16. >One finally grins and asks, 'Da-da mad?'
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