[23:21:16] #Trevore: But anyways... Sarah and I are dating now. LOVE IS STRONGER THAN A NATION!!!
[23:21:33] Capitalist DW: http://prntscr.com/b4jlsh
[23:21:49] • Capitalist DW gets knives
[23:21:52] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:21:55] • Capitalist DW hisses
[23:22:31] #Trevore: Shhhh, don't be hissy with him, he's just a scrub. XD
[23:22:34] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:22:43] Capitalist DW: Sbe will future mother of MY kink babies
[23:22:48] Capitalist DW: She*
[23:22:58] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:23:02] #Trevore: #SarahForWaifu
[23:23:04] Capitalist DW: and I'm the scrub?
[23:23:08] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:23:14] Capitalist DW: WHO GOT KEY'D
[23:23:29] #Trevore: Newsflash, yo, I'm the MASTER of the keys.
[23:23:29] Champion Cool Girl: are you pissed or are you laughing?
[23:23:44] Capitalist DW: Nope
[23:23:51] Capitalist DW: smiling like a madman
[23:23:51] Champion Cool Girl: huh?
[23:23:58] #Trevore: Too bad my way is gone...
[23:24:05] Capitalist DW: Welp
[23:24:06] Champion Cool Girl: oh so are you going to stab one of us or....
[23:24:19] Capitalist DW: time to board a plane to Michigan and kill Trevor :P
[23:24:37] Capitalist DW: Just have to hit every Kroger until I find him
[23:24:51] Champion Cool Girl: Dude relax it was a joke xD
[23:25:02] #Trevore: Rellaaax, yo. I'm still dating my girlfriend, Sarah is yours.
[23:25:21] Capitalist DW: Oh I was joking about that xD
[23:25:28] Champion Cool Girl: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[23:25:31] #Trevore: Bullshit. XD
[23:25:40] Capitalist DW: Totally
[23:25:43] Capitalist DW: was joking
[23:25:48] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:26:00] • Capitalist DW puts knives and a Trevor voodoo doll away
[23:26:11] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:26:17] Champion Cool Girl: dude, we got him
[23:26:21] Champion Cool Girl: somebody pastebin this
[23:26:22] Champion Cool Girl: xD
[23:26:27] • Champion Cool Girl high fives Trevore
[23:26:28] #Trevore: XD Well anyways, I have to make a phonecall to the app hotline for Kroger. I cannot believe I didn't do this before...
[23:26:39] • #Trevore high fives Sarah
[23:26:43] Capitalist DW: I actually knew you guys were joking xD
[23:26:50] Capitalist DW: I played along
[23:26:54] Champion Cool Girl: but did you see the reaction on his face, man
[23:26:58] Champion Cool Girl: he totally flipped out
[23:27:05] Capitalist DW: What reaction?
[23:27:10] Capitalist DW: You can't see me
[23:27:14] Capitalist DW: THIS IS THE INTERNET
[23:27:27] #Trevore: I know I can't. I can see your SOUL.
[23:27:35] Capitalist DW: I've been smiling xD
[23:27:38] Capitalist DW: wow
[23:27:44] Capitalist DW: edgelord right here
[23:27:44] Champion Cool Girl: seriously
[23:27:50] Champion Cool Girl: somebody pastebin this
[23:28:00] #Trevore: DW can. I'll be right back.
[23:28:05] Capitalist DW: like hell I am
[23:28:17] Champion Cool Girl: DW, please ;~;