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  89. <img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='dragged'><div id='debug'></div><div class=contextmenu id='skillmenu'></div><div class=contextmenu id='itemsmenu'></div><div id=topbar><center><table class=actionbar cellpadding=0 cellspacing=1><tbody><tr class=label><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>5</td><td>6</td><td>7</td><td>8</td><td>9</td><td>0</td><td>&ndash;</td><td>=</td><td></td><td></td><td></td></tr><tr class=blueback><td><a href='main.php'><img src='/images/itemimages/plexpock.gif'></td><td class=spacer></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/book3.gif' id='skills'></td><td class=spacer></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button1'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button2'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button3'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button4'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button5'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button6'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button7'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button8'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button9'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button10'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button11'></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/blank.gif' id='button12'></td><td valign=center align=center class=page><a class=nounder href='javascript:pageup();'><img src='/images/otherimages/tinyup.gif' class=updown></a><br><span id='page_out'></span><br><a class=nounder href='javascript:pagedown();'><img src='/images/otherimages/tinydown.gif' class=updown></a></td><td class=spacer></td><td><img src='/images/itemimages/backpack.gif' id='items'></td></tr><tr class=label><td>again</td><td></td><td>skills</td><td></td><td id='qty1'></td><td id='qty2'></td><td id='qty3'></td><td id='qty4'></td><td id='qty5'></td><td id='qty6'></td><td id='qty7'></td><td id='qty8'></td><td id='qty9'></td><td id='qty10'></td><td id='qty11'></td><td id='qty12'></td><td></td><td></td><td>items</td></tr></tbody></table></center></div><div class=content id='content_'><div id='effdiv' style='display: none'></div><div style='overflow: auto'><center><table width=95% cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td style="color: white;" align=center bgcolor=blue><b>Combat: Round 9!</b></td></tr><tr><td style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid blue;"><center><table><tr><td><center><table><tr><td><div id=monsterpic style='position: relative;'> <img id='monpic' src="/images/adventureimages/../otherimages/classav4a.gif" width=60 height=100></div></td><td valign=center>You're fighting <span id='monname'> bombar the Adventurer</span></td><td width=30></td><td><table><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/nicesword.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Attack Power" title="Enemy's Attack Power"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>290</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/happy.gif alt="This monster is a Dude" title="This monster is a Dude"></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/whiteshield.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Defense" title="Enemy's Defense"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>260</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/circle.gif width=30 height=30 alt="This monster has no particular elemental alignment." title="This monster has no particular elemental alignment."></td></tr><tr><td width=30><img src=/images/itemimages/hp.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Enemy's Hit Points" title="Enemy's Hit Points"></td><td width=50 valign=center align=left><b><font size=+2>0</font></b></td><td><img src=/images/itemimages/watch.gif alt="Initiative +150%" title="Initiative +150%"></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br><script type="text/javascript">var monsterstats = {"hp":"0","def":"260","off":"290"};</script><!--familiarmessage--><center><table><tr><td align=center valign=center><img src="/images/itemimages/edserv5.gif" width=30 height=30></td><td valign=center>Horhoramut provides the basic spell formatting, so you can just focus on the details.</td></tr></table></center><p><font color=red><b>CRITICAL HIT!</b></font> You call forth the wrath of the desert to sear your opponent's flesh and get sand in all their crevices, for a total of <font color=red><b>281</b></font> damage.<p>Your foe winces as his organs melt a little more, causing 15 damage.<script>if (typeof state != 'undefined') state['fightover'] = true; 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"Put that soul back in there, will you? I need to ask this crapsack a question first."
  90. <p>The demons look at each other, shrug, and push the soul into bombar's ear. He opens his eyes with an anguished gasp.
  91. <p>"Have I got your attention now?" you ask him. "Good. Now you know that the jackal demons weren't just an idle threat. Not something I just say to sound cool and scary. I don't exactly know what they <i>do</i> with the souls, but I do know it isn't pleasant. And now you know that too, right?"
  92. <p>bombar nods weakly, eyes bulging.
  93. <p>"Right. So I'm going to ask you a question, and I sure hope I like your answer. Where is the Holy MacGuffin?"
  94. <p>"I… I don't have it," he gasps.
  95. <p>"I do <i>not</i> like that answer," you say.
  96. <p>"It's just a plot coupon!" he protests. "It's useless! Good grief, it's right there in the name of the damn thing! I gave it to the Council, because that's how plot coupons work!"
  97. <p>"Nope. Don't like that answer at all."
  98. <p>"Please…"
  99. <p>You gesture to the jackal demons. One of them jumps on bombar's stomach, and the other catches his soul as it blows out of his mouth with a "Hoooff!" noise. "I hope you enjoy the centuries of torment before your ethereal essence finds its way back to Valhalla, or whereever this portal thing goes," you say, dragging the body across the floor by one leg and chucking it into the Astral Gash. "Wait, not 'enjoy'. Whatever the opposite of 'enjoy' would be." You sigh, and stand watching the swirling light as it collapses on itself and vanishes, before turning and heading for the stairs. "Back to square frigging one, I guess."</td></tr></table><table><tr><td valign=center>You acquire a skill:&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td><img src="/images/itemimages/edserv5.gif" onClick='javascript:poop("desc_skill.php?whichskill=17025&self=true","skill", 350, 300)' width=30 height=30></td><td><b><a onClick='javascript:poop("desc_skill.php?whichskill=17025&self=true","skill", 350, 300)'>Gift of the Scribe</a></b></td></tr></table><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=4448&s=0&q=0&d=1&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=1&p=0&u=s&ou=use"><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/karma.gif" alt="Instant Karma" title="Instant Karma" class=hand onClick='descitem(820448502)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>Instant Karma</b></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=8086&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=1&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=u"><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/kidney.gif" alt="still-beating spleen" title="still-beating spleen" class=hand onClick='descitem(812404013)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>still-beating spleen</b> <font size=1>[<a href="javascript:singleUse('inv_use.php','which=3&whichitem=8086&pwd=a433821d8e2ed28b48d5ac37739c4ef0&ajax=1');void(0);">use</a>]</font></td></tr></table></center><center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=8087&s=0&q=0&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=1&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/thwaitscarab.gif" alt="Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette" title="Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette" class=hand onClick='descitem(502031992)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire an item: <b>Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette</b></td></tr></table></center>Two jackal-headed demons cackle amongst themselves as they appear to haul away your opponent's soul. One of them gives you a couple of gold coins before they leave.<center><table class="item" style="float: none" rel="id=7966&s=0&q=1&d=0&g=0&t=0&n=2&m=0&p=0&u=."><tr><td><img src="/images/itemimages/kacoin.gif" alt="Ka coin" title="Ka coin" class=hand onClick='descitem(826932303)'></td><td valign=center class=effect>You acquire <b>2 Ka coins</b></td></tr></table></center><p>You gain 27 Strengthliness.<bR>You gain 54 Wizardliness.<bR>You gain 17 Roguishness.<bR><p><table><tr><td width=30 valign=center><a tabindex=-1 href='questlog.php?which=6&vl=b#mon1669'><img tabindex=-1 src=/images/itemimages/monstermanuel.gif width=30 height=30 alt="Monster Manuel" title="Monster Manuel"></a></td><td width=10></td><td valign=top>Monster Manuel pops out from behind a nearby bush. "Ah, yes, I studied these <i>cabrones</i> extensively when I was alive. Here's a fun fact about them, okay:<p>&quot;bombar is basically an okay person, unless [he]{she} has donated recently, in which case [he]{she} is a gorgeous paragon of humanity.&quot;<p style="color:blue;"></p></td></tr></table><p><a name="end"></a></center><script>parent.charpane.location.href="charpane.php";</script></td></tr></table></center></td></tr><tr><td height=4></td></tr></table><table><tr><td>[<a href="/account_combatmacros.php">edit macros</a>]</td></tr></table></center></div></div><script>var pwd="a433821d8e2ed28b48d5ac37739c4ef0";</script><script src='/images/scripts/actionbar.20140514.js'></script></body><script src="/onfocus.1.js"></script><script src="/combatfilter.1.js"></script></html>
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