Edge/Empusa??

[15/08/2016 05:37:07] Edge Hannifin: LIAM OMFG HELP
[15/08/2016 05:37:15] Edge Hannifin: BROOKE JUST ASKED ME TO BE HER VIRTUAL BOYFRIEND
[15/08/2016 05:37:19] Edge Hannifin: IMA FUCKIN DIE LAD
[15/08/2016 05:37:35] Edge Hannifin: WTF DO I DO, I'M IN TOO DEEP, SHE TAKES GOOD PICS, FUCKIN WOT
[15/08/2016 05:37:40] Edge Hannifin: >TFW FROOBED AGAIN
[15/08/2016 05:37:57] Edge Hannifin: CHACHACHA
[15/08/2016 16:03:25] Liam: AHAH
[15/08/2016 16:03:30] Liam: GET FROOBED NIGGAH
[15/08/2016 16:03:44] Liam: Go be Beefcake McGee's virtual boyfriend
[15/08/2016 16:36:15] Edge Hannifin: ofuckingkillme
[15/08/2016 16:36:25] Edge Hannifin: I'drathercutmyforeskinmyself,giveitback
[15/08/2016 16:36:28] Liam: so
[15/08/2016 16:36:31] Liam: how fatshit is she
[15/08/2016 16:36:39] Edge Hannifin: 5'4
[15/08/2016 16:36:41] Edge Hannifin: 180
[15/08/2016 16:36:45] Liam: on a scale of flappy pancake to holy fucking shit
[15/08/2016 16:36:47] Liam: wow
[15/08/2016 16:36:48] Liam: she's fat
[15/08/2016 16:36:54] Liam: I weight 190 and I'm 6ft 2
[15/08/2016 16:37:31] Edge Hannifin: I weigh 133 and I'm 5'9
[15/08/2016 16:37:32] Edge Hannifin: so
[15/08/2016 16:40:24] Liam: you got any fatty pics
[15/08/2016 16:40:36] Edge Hannifin: mate no, fuckin it's all snapchat
[15/08/2016 16:40:45] Edge Hannifin: outa fuckin... fuckit lemme get on ts, shits bad fam