Log of round on may 22nd, 2016 @ 1pm EST.

Anthony Dennis's Memories:

Attention:
Captain Saber Janerich on deck!

You are the Head of Personnel.
As the Head of Personnel you answer directly to the captain. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.
As this station was initially staffed with a full crew, only your job's necessities have been added to your ID card.
Welcome to Unique Research Roost 5, enjoy your stay!
OOC: Zack24: WHAT?
OOC: DalekTesla: zombi mode is the best <3
OOC: Doohm: Well maybe people don't know how to vote?
OOC: TheEpicEric: fuckasses
OOC: Kitty Kathy: I did not even know there was a vote
[Supply] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Anthony Dennis, Head of Personnel, is the department head."
[Service] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Anthony Dennis, Head of Personnel, is the department head."
 has unlocked the locker.
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "The Nigger Slayer has signed up as Chef"
Mr. Rogers knocks on the reinforced window.
OOC: RainbowBier: im a entire different occupation as i did choose
Mr. Rogers says, "Chemist please"
[Common] Sam Gibbs says, "Chef needs an assistant"
[Common] Sam Gibbs says, "Apply vithin"
Ian chases its tail!
Mr. Rogers says, "Nice"
Ian chases its tail.
Joe Curry says, "Sir"
Joe Curry says, "I missed my calling as a kick ass doctor"
Joe Curry says, "Let me help the ship"
Ian barks!
Anthony Dennis says, "Beg."
Joe Curry says, "PLEASE SIR"
[Common] Erica Paulson says, "HOP is a ass"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Zachary Winton has signed up as Security Officer"
Old Man Jenkins has punched Joe Curry!
Joe Curry has disarmed Old Man Jenkins!
Joe Curry has punched Old Man Jenkins!
Old Man Jenkins has attempted to punch Joe Curry!
Joe Curry has punched Old Man Jenkins!
Old Man Jenkins has punched Joe Curry!
Old Man Jenkins has weakened Joe Curry!
Joe Curry's teeth sail off in an arc!
Bloody Bone Jones knocks on the window.
Bloody Bone Jones has kicked Joe Curry!
Old Man Jenkins screams!
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "John Overalls has signed up as Cargo Technician"
Old Man Jenkins has punched Joe Curry!
Old Man Jenkins knocks on the reinforced window.
[Common] Sam Gibbs says, "Sec to chefs office"
Joe Curry screams!
Old Man Jenkins says, "Change my ID"
*---------*
This is   Joe Curry!
He is wearing   a botanist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing   an apron.
He is carrying   a plant analyzer on his apron.
He has   a botany backpack on his back.
He has   some botanist's leather gloves on his hands.
He has   PDA-Joe Curry (Botanist) about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Joe Curry's ID Card ("Doctor").
He has severe bruising!
4 of his teeth are missing!
*---------*
Old Man Jenkins says, "To facepunchman"
Anthony Dennis says, "YOU DUMB NIGGERS"
*---------*
This is   Old Man Jenkins!
He is wearing   a blood-stained shaft miner's jumpsuit!
He has   an industrial backpack on his back.
He has   PDA-Old Man Jenkins (Shaft Miner) about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Old Man Jenkins's ID Card (Shaft Miner).
He has minor bruising.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
Zack Cave says, "Uhh"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Dane Lee has signed up as Scientist"
Zack Cave says, "Huh"
Anthony Dennis says, "Kick the shit out of that miner"
Anthony Dennis says, "Shaft him p good"
You fire the energy gun!
Old Man Jenkins has punched Lee Shenshun!
Lee Shenshun's teeth sail off in an arc!
Old Man Jenkins is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Lee Shenshun says, "Heya boss, looking for more access."
[Common] Mr. Rogers stammers, "C-CUN-NT-T"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Klaus Hohenheim has signed up as Security Officer"
Lee Shenshun asks, "What did i get?"
Zack Cave says, "We need maint"
[Common] Mr. Rogers stammers, "S-SHIT-T-T"
security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"
Central Command Update



Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.


Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue:
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.

Anthony Dennis says, "Both of you just got all acess"
Lee Shenshun says, "Neat"
Zack Cave says, "Oh"
Zack Cave examines himself.
Bloody Bone Jones screams!
[Common] Nu Klear beeps, "KENNY KALAVERA SHOT ME WITH SYRINGE"
[Common] Nu Klear beeps, "HELP"
*---------*
This is   Unknown!
He is wearing   a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing   a labcoat.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He has   some insulated gloves on his hands.
He is   handcuffed!
He has   a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a gas mask on his face.
He has   a welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has   a science radio headset on his ears.
*---------*
[Common] Rattle McBones rattles, "Hey janitor, there's spew in my bar"
[Common] Rattle McBones asks, "Clean it up, yeah?"
You put the ID into PDA-Anthony Dennis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
[Common] Nu Klear beeps, "SECURITY ARREST KENNY KALAVERA"
Anthony Dennis has thrown the box of spare IDs.
You remove the ID from the PDA-Anthony Dennis (Head of Personnel).
OOC: The Lovely Pyro: i wish you could lick vomit
OOC: Carlarc: can you not
[Common] Zachary Winton exclaims, "WHO WELDED SEC?!!???!"
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kaibot Lombardi has signed up as Janitor"
You put the ID into PDA-Anthony Dennis (Head of Personnel)'s slot.
You start hiding the identification card (Captain) inside your own butt...
You hide the identification card (Captain) inside your own butt.
Anthony Dennis says, "HOS"
[Command] Lauren Redd says, "Captain please come to bridge with my ID please."
Anthony Dennis asks, "What the fuck are you doing?"
A holographic image of Revelation flicks to life right before your eyes!
Lauren Redd asks, "Yes?"
Anthony Dennis asks, "What the fuck are you doing?"
Lauren Redd says, "Law change."
OOC: Milliardo Marquise: Lovely Pro, you can
Anthony Dennis asks, "To what?"
Screams screams!
Revelation states, "Coporate."
Anthony Dennis says, "Asimov the Ai, we can't trust it with anyhting else. Say that all heads and security members are human."
OOC: Milliardo Marquise: Step 1:  Thicken Vomit  Step 2:  Scoop Up Vomit  Step 3:  Make Vomit Ice Cream Step 4:  Lick Vomit
[Command] Darius Ruben says, "CE reporting in."
Revelation states, "The crew is expensive regardless on the other one"
[Command] Anthony Dennis says, "HOS is fucking ith the ai's laws."
Anthony Dennis says, "HOS is fucking ith the ai's laws."
OOC: Dariuscpt: No thank you.
OOC: DinduStuffin: if two clowns were on a space station and one killed the other with a bike horn would that be fucked up or what
OOC: Carlarc: no
You flip the plasma coin. It lands on heads.
OOC: Grxx: no that'll be nature for a
[Common] Nu Klear beeps, "KENNY KALAVERA IS SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH SYRINGES"
You flip the plasma coin. It lands on heads.
[Common] Nu Klear beeps, "IN MEDBAY"
Teleporter Control Console says, "Processing hub calibration to target..."
OOC: The Lovely Pyro: can we have an all clown round
[Common] Arturo Skywalker says, "Kenny shot me with a syringe"
  That's a floor.
*---------*
This is   Klaus Hohenheim!
He is wearing   a blood-stained security jumpsuit!
He is wearing   a security beret on his head.
He is wearing   a blood-stained armor!
He is carrying   a hybrid taser on his armor.
He has   a security satchel on his back.
He has   some blood-stained black gloves on his hands!
He has   PDA-Klaus Hohenheim (Security Officer) about his waist.
He is wearing   some jackboots on his feet.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Klaus Hohenheim's ID Card (Security Officer).
He has minor bruising.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
*---------*
This is   Klaus Hohenheim!
He is wearing   a blood-stained security jumpsuit!
He is wearing   a security beret on his head.
He is wearing   a blood-stained armor!
He is carrying   a hybrid taser on his armor.
He has   a security satchel on his back.
He has   some blood-stained black gloves on his hands!
He has   PDA-Klaus Hohenheim (Security Officer) about his waist.
He is wearing   some jackboots on his feet.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Klaus Hohenheim's ID Card (Security Officer).
He has minor bruising.
He is bleeding!
*---------*
OOC: DinduStuffin: No, better idea.
[Common] Lauren Redd says, "Trapped in AI upload."
OOC: Creeper Joe: All cluwne round :^)
OOC: Grxx: you mean a all cluwne round?
[Common] Daniel Stark asks, "Has it occured to you that they may be medicine?"
OOC: DinduStuffin: All cluwne.
OOC: Grxx: hive mind
[Common] Arturo Skywalker says, "Demote CMO"
OOC: The Lovely Pyro: All Assistant round :^)
OOC: Gandalf Greyhame: that's every round
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "This is some dank memes"
OOC: Carlarc: moth hive mind
OOC: The Lovely Pyro: dank meme round
[Common] Kat Wolfe hisses, "Captain isss unrobussst faggot comfirmed"
OOC: Shower_thing: are augmentations fixed yet?
OOC: DinduStuffin: please no
[Command] Lauren Redd asks, "Captain can you come and let me out of the AI upload?"
[Common] Rattle McBones rattles, "Next person to walk into my bar and throw something at me is gettin' kidnapped and stripped and taken to the Bone Zone"
  *beep*
  Message from King Arthur (Warden), "Revs, secure cargo" (Reply)
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "TM"
[Command] Lauren Redd says, "The AI powered down."
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "And copyright"
[Common] Klem Lars rattles, "Sure you will faggot"
  Squeek!
[Command] Anthony Dennis says, "You're safe there."
Anthony Dennis says, "You're safe there."
[Common] King Arthur says, "Revs or gangs"
[Command] Anthony Dennis says, "Bad news, revs"
Anthony Dennis says, "Bad news, revs"
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "Someone getting fucked in hydro maint"
[Command] Anthony Dennis says, "Maintain com silence unless absolutly nesscary, set your trackers to off, and use PDA's"
Anthony Dennis says, "Maintain com silence unless absolutly nesscary, set your trackers to off, and use PDA's"
OOC: Creeper Joe: horrible
OOC: CobyB: openttd
You disable your suit's remote sensing equipment.
OOC: CobyB: why do i recognize it
Maint Clown puts the stunprod into Giggles von Honkerton.
You fire the energy gun!
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Dana Kuznetsov has signed up as Assistant"
You fire the energy gun!
Maint Clown is hit by an electrode in the chest!
You fire the energy gun!
The energy gun is now set to kill.
[Common] King Arthur says, "Yup confirmed"
You fire the energy gun!
OOC: Gandalf Greyhame: transport tycoon
Maint Clown is hit by a laser in the chest!
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
*---------*
You fire the energy gun!
Maint Clown is hit by a laser in the chest!
*click*
[Common] King Arthur says, "OH BOY"
*click*
OOC: Milliardo Marquise: midi volme a bit too loud
*click*
*click*
*click*
OOC: Nebyab: Because its a wonderful midi
Maint Clown stammers, "N-N-NO"
You extend the baton.
mouse exclaims, "Squeek!"
Maint Clown stammers, "IT-T'S-S A P-PRAN-NK-K-K-K"
Maint Clown stammers, "AM-M-MIG-GO"
[Common] King Arthur says, "ALL ABOARD THE ANTAG TRAIN"
Anthony Dennis has knocked down Maint Clown with the telescopic baton!
OOC: Gandalf Greyhame: was a fun game
OOC: Gowst: Agreed
[Command] Darius Ruben asks, "Is it revs?"
Maint Clown stammers, "N-N-N-NO"
Anthony Dennis has knocked down Maint Clown with the telescopic baton!
OOC: Creeper Joe: No it sucks
[Command] Anthony Dennis says, "Yes"
Anthony Dennis says, "Yes"
OOC: CobyB: when you're in a large cardboard box how do you jump out of it
Anthony Dennis has knocked down Maint Clown with the telescopic baton!
Anthony Dennis gasps!
Anthony Dennis has pushed Maint Clown!
OOC: Carlarc: click on it
OOC: DinduStuffin: very carefully
Anthony Dennis has pushed Maint Clown!
Anthony Dennis has hit the Cargo Bay vent pump #1 with the energy gun!
  That's a Cargo Bay vent pump #1.
Has a valve and pump attached to it
Maint Clown says, "No"
OOC: CobyB: no like jump out with the ! above your head
Maint Clown says, "DO NOT"
Anthony Dennis has struck Maint Clown in the chest with the energy gun!
Anthony Dennis has hit the Cargo Bay air scrubber #1 with the energy gun!
You put the energy gun into the mountain backpack.
Anthony Dennis has hit the Cargo Bay air scrubber #1 with the flash!
[Common] Bombyx yells, "BLOB!!!"
Maint Clown accidentally hits themself with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has hit the Cargo Bay air scrubber #1 with the flash!
Maint Clown exclaims, "OOF!"
Maint Clown exclaims, "UH OH!"
Anthony Dennis has stunned Maint Clown with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the left leg with the stunprod!
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has minor bruising.
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Anthony Dennis has stunned Maint Clown with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
[Common] Bombyx yells, "ENGINEERING MAINTENANCE!!"
Maint Clown exclaims, "HAHA!"
Anthony Dennis has stunned Maint Clown with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Anthony Dennis has stunned Maint Clown with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
Maint Clown exclaims, "OW!"
[Common] Bombyx yells, "NEAR SINGULARITY!!"
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
Maint Clown exclaims, "STOOOP!"
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
*---------*
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the right arm with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
[Common] Kaibot Lombardi beeps, "What"
[Common] Bombyx yells, "GET THE FUCKING WELDERS!!"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-DinduStuffin: What's with the clown?
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
PM to-Admins: he tried stunning me, and it's a rev round
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He appears to be incapacitated and is struggling to breathe.
*---------*
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the chest with the stunprod!
Maint Clown moans!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the right arm with the stunprod!
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the left arm with the stunprod!
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He appears to be incapacitated and is struggling to breathe.
*---------*
[Common] Daniel Stark says, "Just release the sing"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-DinduStuffin: Got any proof
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
Anthony Dennis has beaten Maint Clown in the left arm with the stunprod!
[Common] Sugar Sprinkles yells, "BLOB NERE ENGI MANT!!"
Maint Clown mutters, "... Oo!"
[Common] Arturo Skywalker says, "R u a ling"
[Common] Dalek Tesla says, "HELP"
[Common] Daniel Stark says, "Then capture it when the blob is dead"
Maint Clown groans!
[Common] Bombyx exclaims, "RIPPING TENDRILS!"
[Common] Dalek Tesla says, "MEDBAY"
Maint Clown moans!
PM to-Admins: people are saying it's a rev round and he pulled a stun prod on me.
Maint Clown moans!
PM to-Admins: that's fucking proof enough
*---------*
This is   Maint Clown!
He is wearing   a clown suit.
He has   Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has   PDA-Maint Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing   some clown shoes on his feet.
He has   a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has   HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has   a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing   Maint Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
*---------*
[Common] Kaibot Lombardi beeps, "SHIT"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-DinduStuffin: Oh so people are saying it? I guess if someone says you're a traitor, you're a traitor then.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Kaibot Lombardi yells, "HE'S RIGHT!!"
[Common] Francesca Kiefer asks, "Who ever was the engi that broke into robotics, can you come back and fix the airlock you broke?"
[Common] Sam Gibbs asks, "vho vants to put me on a meatspike in front of bridge?"
[Common] Agent Wirewolf asks, "Bones you alive?"
[Common] Kaibot Lombardi yells, "BLOB!!"
[Common] Bloody Bone Jones rattles, "Yeah."
[Common] Bloody Bone Jones asks, "You getting perma'd?"
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "Nope"
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "Im free"
Maint Clown moans!
[Common] Agent Wirewolf asks, "You?"
[Command] Lauren Redd says, "Captain Please come to bridge."
[Common] Bloody Bone Jones rattles, "Garbage-ass Sec."
PM to-Admins: That isn't what I was saying. Multiple people said it was a rev round AND HE PULLED A STUN PROD ON ME
[Common] Bloody Bone Jones rattles, "I'm fine."
You inject Maint Clown with the epinephrine medipen.
10 units injected.  0 units remaining in the epinephrine medipen.
The mountain backpack is too big for the box!
You put the box into the mountain backpack.
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-DinduStuffin: Yeah but do you have actual confirmation besides hearsay.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Arturo Skywalker says, "Oh shit, yep, red blob by engine"
Maint Clown groans!
Maint Clown coughs painfuly!
Daniel Stark says, "Um"
[Common] Arturo Skywalker says, "Eating the smes"
PM to-Admins: No, but he pulled a stun prod on me.
Maint Clown moans!
[Common] Saber Janerich says, "Fuk"
Maint Clown moans!
Maint Clown groans!
PM to-Admins: that's enough to get axed when tensions are this high
[Common] Agent Wirewolf says, "Set up the fucking emitters then"
[Common] Hans Schmied says, "Captain is just randomly implant people"
[Common] Saber Janerich says, "Set up some emitters"
-- Administrator private message --
Admin PM from-DinduStuffin: Not really thinking it flies honestly.
Click on the administrator's name to reply.
[Common] Klem Lars rattles, "Lazers to engi asap"
Maint Clown moans!
Maint Clown whimpers.
Saber Janerich has thrown the lockbox of loyalty implants.
Maint Clown gasps!
Maint Clown mutters, "... Bad boys ... bad boys"
Maint Clown mutters, "... Whatcha gonna ... do"
PM to-Admins: Ask the court of public opinion, after this round's over?
Maint Clown whimpers.
Maint Clown gasps!
Maint Clown gasps!
Maint Clown whimpers.
Kenny Kalavera fires the syringe gun!
Maint Clown moans!
Kenny Kalavera puts the syringe gun into the medical backpack.
Occupant now has 16 units of Epinephrine in their bloodstream.
Maint Clown gasps!
Occupant now has 16 units of Epinephrine in their bloodstream.
Occupant now has 16 units of Epinephrine in their bloodstream.
Kenny Kalavera puts the box of syringes into the medical backpack.
Joe Curry puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
[Common] Francesca Kiefer asks, "Guys, do we have a blob problem?"
Kenny Kalavera fires the syringe gun!
Your armor softens the blow!
Anthony Dennis is hit by a syringe in the chest!
Joe Curry has thrown the medical backpack.
Kenny Kalavera puts the syringe gun into the medical backpack.
You have been banned by dindustuffin.
Reason: Killed the clown (whom stunned himself) simply because he heard a few people mention revs. It wasn't revs at all. Was in cargo, could have just arrested and ordered implants or something. LOTS of notes about garbage escalation.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 5000 minutes.
To try to resolve this matter head to http://www.hippiestation.com/viewforum.php?f=8
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