the highlight reel

[9:55:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: BlahBlahLand returns in this RPG. When a magic book comes into your hands, you become morphers, no matter what Abwayax says. You can morph into forms.
[9:55:59 AM] Squidward Tentabang: no matter what Abwayax says
[9:56:20 AM] Squidward Tentabang: that still makes me smile
[9:56:38 AM] Zora Sexbang: thanks for startin us off
[9:57:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: i do still love that
[9:57:18 AM] Zora Sexbang: no matter what abwayax says, indeed
[9:57:36 AM] Zora Sexbang: Can I join? I didn't participate in the last one, but I feel like joining a roleplay for kicks.

i forgot strangy was in this
[9:57:46 AM] Squidward Tentabang: .....i feel so bad for vlad
[9:57:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: having to deal with our bullshit
[9:58:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: yeeeaaah
[9:58:30 AM] Zora Sexbang: Morphed into: A Zora (redundant, ain't it?)

past self pls
[9:58:33 AM] Squidward Tentabang: apologize to him for me
[9:58:48 AM] Zora Sexbang: past self /pls/
[9:59:19 AM] Zora Sexbang: and there's that chocobo guy
[9:59:26 AM] Zora Sexbang: trying to join as an anime character
[9:59:33 AM] Squidward Tentabang: i reamed him for that
[10:00:10 AM] Zora Sexbang: Jax ran outside, clutching a large book. Pieces of metal littered out.The Shrink ray was gone.

"Guys!" she yelled.

nah it's not gone
[10:00:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: she had to hide it
[10:00:19 AM] Squidward Tentabang: even tho I wasn't
[10:00:19 AM] Zora Sexbang: from tiamat
[10:00:38 AM] Squidward Tentabang: I actually think Jax remade it afterwards actually
[10:00:45 AM] Zora Sexbang: really?
[10:00:47 AM] Squidward Tentabang: but yes after that it is in hiding
[10:01:04 AM] Squidward Tentabang: That's a headcanon anyway
[10:01:08 AM] Zora Sexbang: ye
[10:01:18 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed, heard Jax, and teleported out of his house. "Now what? Growing ray?" He asked.

zed please don't encourage her
[10:01:30 AM] Squidward Tentabang: don't kinkshame
[10:01:35 AM] Zora Sexbang: she's in her sexual discovery phase and we need to let her blossom baturally
[10:01:44 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ......................
[10:01:46 AM] Squidward Tentabang: baturally
[10:01:50 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...
[10:01:59 AM] Squidward Tentabang: bat
[10:02:02 AM] Squidward Tentabang: urally
[10:02:18 AM] Zora Sexbang: https://media.giphy.com/media/4d9C5PjIdzk0U/giphy.gif
[10:02:30 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:02:54 AM] Zora Sexbang: no, only anya does things baturally
[10:03:26 AM] Zora Sexbang: "No, a book." Jax said.

She blew the dust off of it. It said "The BlahBlahLand Dance"
[10:03:32 AM] Squidward Tentabang: why did they even choose a book
[10:03:42 AM | Edited 10:03:44 AM] Zora Sexbang: i can only picture this as being a reskinned version of doing the mario
[10:03:48 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:04:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed hummed the Cipher Admin Battle from Pokemon Colosseum. He then snapped back to reality. "BlahBlahLand? Oh, no, I won't come back to THAT place!"

yes you will
[10:04:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: they always will
[10:05:03 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Er... there's no game music! Fwum, fwum, hem hem, ha ha ha..." Zed replied. "And besides, I'm not for fights. But at least I could drive, and I honed there my psychic and fire skills."

zed is a fire/psychic type
[10:05:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: confirmed
[10:05:12 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ....zed is a delphox
[10:05:18 AM] Zora Sexbang: ........or a victini
[10:05:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: you're right
[10:05:48 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ....he's a victini
[10:05:50 AM] Squidward Tentabang: for sure
[10:05:53 AM] Zora Sexbang: yes
[10:05:54 AM] Squidward Tentabang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
[10:05:55 AM] Zora Sexbang: yes perfect
[10:06:02 AM] Squidward Tentabang: you know what you must do
[10:06:06 AM] Squidward Tentabang: reskin it ;3
[10:06:13 AM] Zora Sexbang: MAYBE I WILL
[10:06:38 AM] Squidward Tentabang: who would do the dance
[10:06:42 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zora came running, or I should say, BOTH Zoras came running.
"What's up?" They asked at the same time.

oh god creepy twinspeak
[10:06:46 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...jax
[10:06:50 AM] Zora Sexbang: jax does the dance
[10:06:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:07:04 AM] Zora Sexbang: anyway
[10:07:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: you two stop that
[10:07:21 AM] Zora Sexbang: only the blackwood sisters are allowed to creepy twinspeak
[10:07:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ye
[10:08:04 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Haldo, Waldo, you two." Zed complimented. "Basically, Jax found this BlahBlahLand book, and I'm here refusing to go to there, but the Mp3 convinced me."

...that's all it took?
[10:08:12 AM] Zora Sexbang: zed's priorities are warped
[10:08:18 AM] Squidward Tentabang: of course they are
[10:08:21 AM] Squidward Tentabang: it's zed
[10:08:26 AM] Zora Sexbang: fair
[10:08:34 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...wait a minute i just realized
[10:08:42 AM] Zora Sexbang: two great things happen in this rp
[10:08:54 AM] Zora Sexbang: do you remember the time we blew up springfield
[10:09:01 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:09:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: and the time they made zim and dib hug
[10:09:07 AM] Squidward Tentabang: im dead
[10:09:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:09:38 AM] Squidward Tentabang: also
[10:09:55 AM] Squidward Tentabang: I read an interesting theory about the whole zim and dib shipping thing
[10:09:58 AM] Zora Sexbang: O:
[10:10:16 AM] Squidward Tentabang: that people were shipping it
[10:10:25 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ....but they were just shipping it in the wrong quadrant ;3
[10:10:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: it's a total kismesis
[10:11:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
[10:11:17 AM] Zora Sexbang: o h m y g o d
[10:12:00 AM] Zora Sexbang: Nicholas walked outside to join the others. He approached them timidly though, as they'd only been friends for a little while.
"Hi Zed, Jax, Zora...s." he nodded to each of them as he said their names, "What's the matter?"
He was getting used to Jax's inventions by now, but this time she was only clutching a harmless book. What could possibly happen?

ahah
[10:12:02 AM] Zora Sexbang: ahahahahaha
[10:12:06 AM] Squidward Tentabang: you have no idea
[10:12:07 AM] Zora Sexbang: aaaaahahahahahahahaha
[10:12:48 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Me and my STO's. That's how thou should've said, but meh." Zed corrected. "Oh, Nicholas, this is a BlahBlahLand book, ever went there?"

the fuck's an sto
[10:13:17 AM] Squidward Tentabang: .........................
[10:13:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ????
[10:13:53 AM] Squidward Tentabang: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=STO
[10:13:56 AM] Squidward Tentabang: I HAVE NO IDEA
[10:14:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: ??????????????????????
[10:14:46 AM] Zora Sexbang: i just get a bunch of stuff about star trek online
[10:15:00 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ...zed is a trekkie
[10:15:19 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...well we've given the character to you so it's as good as canon
[10:15:40 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yeah
[10:15:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: don't know what to even do with zed haha
[10:16:11 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ha
[10:16:22 AM] Zora Sexbang: it's more an honorary thing till you think of somethin organically
[10:16:26 AM] Zora Sexbang: kinda like me with morning
[10:16:30 AM] Squidward Tentabang: I miss him
[10:16:46 AM] Squidward Tentabang: even tho Unk went and bitched himself up
[10:16:55 AM] Zora Sexbang: sigh, that's teenage boys for you
[10:17:20 AM] Zora Sexbang: "If not, did we tell you about the firt time??" Zora 2 asked.
"This whole 'We have the same name' thing is going to get confusing." the other said.

the firt time
[10:17:25 AM] Squidward Tentabang: the flirt time
[10:17:30 AM] Squidward Tentabang: :3
[10:17:51 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...ITS NOT WRONG
[10:18:08 AM | Edited 10:18:24 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...oh man OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENEED IN 2
[10:18:28 AM] Zora Sexbang: OPAL
[10:18:42 AM] Squidward Tentabang: im sorry i misread that as oral
[10:18:45 AM] Zora Sexbang: ....
[10:18:49 AM] Zora Sexbang: also not wrong
[10:19:15 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah Zed!" Jax said, opening the book.

Suddenly, a shadowy girl popped out.

"Deax." Jax murmured.

"Yes." Deax said, "I never wanted to hurt you. It was all Desaul's power. This book will take you back. Back to BlahBlahLand. And you..will be able to morph between forms."

Deax nodded and told them their forms. Human, Halfmorph, and Fullmorph.

Soon, they were beamed out of there, Deax included.

deax how did you get in the book
[10:19:45 AM] Squidward Tentabang: i have no idea
[10:19:54 AM] Zora Sexbang: were u just
[10:19:57 AM] Zora Sexbang: hiding in there
[10:20:00 AM] Zora Sexbang: the entire time
[10:20:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ....canon
[10:21:04 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, now I know I'm not alone in hating that guy." Zora 2 said.
"You weren't alone in the first place." The less recent one said, "Seriously, how about 'Cuddles'?"
"No."

oh boy
[10:21:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: the stupid nickname party
[10:22:07 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:22:09 AM] Squidward Tentabang: Washington D.C.'s @MayorBowser declares state of emergency as town is "expecting historic snowfall" this weekend. http://cnn.it/1nzAv8W
[10:22:10 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ...................................
[10:22:14 AM] Squidward Tentabang: mayor bowser
[10:22:23 AM] Zora Sexbang: mayor
[10:22:25 AM] Zora Sexbang: bowser
[10:22:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:23:26 AM] Squidward Tentabang: https://twitter.com/Codename_Nycea/status/690027885831294976
[10:23:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: just
[10:23:54 AM] Squidward Tentabang: watch
[10:23:55 AM] Squidward Tentabang: pls
[10:24:44 AM] Zora Sexbang: O:
[10:24:53 AM] Squidward Tentabang: mommy
[10:24:55 AM] Squidward Tentabang: MOMMY
[10:25:10 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ALRIGHT
[10:25:11 AM] Squidward Tentabang: IM
[10:25:18 AM] Squidward Tentabang: okay
[10:25:23 AM] Zora Sexbang: are you
[10:25:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:25:47 AM] Squidward Tentabang: when danny is called "mommy" by a small child xD
[10:25:57 AM] Zora Sexbang: thats so fucking precious
[10:26:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Flippy is better." Zed replied.

Zed landed on his back, looking at himself, green skin and scales. "Holy, hell. I'm a semi snake! My halfmorph, I bet so."

...wait
[10:26:13 AM] Zora Sexbang: does
[10:26:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: does this mean
[10:26:17 AM] Zora Sexbang: that zed
[10:26:19 AM] Zora Sexbang: has
[10:26:20 AM] Zora Sexbang: two
[10:26:21 AM] Zora Sexbang: dongs
[10:27:23 AM] Squidward Tentabang: he does now
[10:27:43 AM] Zora Sexbang: you have the power to make this canon
[10:27:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh man'
[10:28:28 AM] Zora Sexbang: [he man voice] BY THE POWER OF GAYSKULL
[10:28:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: OH MY GOD
[10:28:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: Nicholas landed with a thump, confused at what the other were saying. He really didn't have extensive knowledge on BlahBlahLand, so he got a little upset to be left out.
He reached in his bag to take out his mobile, but got a huge shock instead. His little black bag had transformed into a soft, white wing-shaped one. He then noticed his shoes'd turned white as well. The, he fearfully started searching himself for more changes, nothing special.
He sighed happily. But then he felt something weird moving on, no, IN his head. He carefully ruffled his hair and screamed as he discovered the little wings.
"Is it always like this?" Nick cried, gesturing to himself. He even had some gloves with mini-wings on them.
[10:28:55 AM] Squidward Tentabang: WING time
[10:29:15 AM] Zora Sexbang: his mobile
[10:29:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: ok
[10:29:20 AM] Squidward Tentabang: so british
[10:29:29 AM] Zora Sexbang: "What about 'The Terminator'?"
"Copyrighted."
"OK, Darkness?"
"Ehh, why not?"
Zora nodded eagerly.
"Darkness it is!"

or
[10:29:31 AM] Zora Sexbang: OR
[10:29:33 AM] Zora Sexbang: Or.
[10:29:34 AM] Squidward Tentabang: Valeriya
[10:29:37 AM] Zora Sexbang: yes.
[10:29:56 AM] Zora Sexbang: Jax felt some ears in her hair. Cat ears. She morphed from Catgirl to human.

"I can change forms." Jax said.
[10:30:00 AM] Zora Sexbang: *joel voice*
[10:30:02 AM] Zora Sexbang: IM A NEKO
[10:30:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: IM A CAT
[10:30:16 AM] Squidward Tentabang: OH MY GOD
[10:30:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: WHAT'S THAT FROM
[10:30:46 AM] Zora Sexbang: he does it a lot i dont know what its a ref to
[10:30:53 AM] Zora Sexbang: vinny does it too
[10:31:40 AM] Zora Sexbang: "I wanted to eat a burger, but they have poison, so I can't." Zed said, drooling over himself. "I find ssssstupid how a burger has poison, but hey, this is BlahBlahLand."

Zed focused to change to his human form. "That's normal."

hey look at that we remembered that bobbinutyh was poisonous
[10:31:49 AM] Squidward Tentabang: GOOD ZED
[10:32:03 AM] Zora Sexbang: "We can?!" Nicholas exclaimed at Jax, trying it. He was back to him usual self, no white at all except his pale skin.
"Thank goodness for that..." he sighed, standing up.

pasty af
[10:32:06 AM] Zora Sexbang: i know that feel
[10:32:14 AM] Squidward Tentabang: YEEUUUUUUUP
[10:32:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: JUST REMEMBER THIS KID CANONICALLY DIES ACCORDING TO THE SKYPE ONE
[10:32:49 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...maybe he becomes a color ghost
[10:32:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: MAYBE
[10:33:06 AM] Zora Sexbang: after all we're still missing yellow
[10:33:08 AM] Zora Sexbang: orange
[10:33:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: pink
[10:33:12 AM] Zora Sexbang: etc
[10:33:27 AM] Squidward Tentabang: maybe
[10:33:42 AM] Zora Sexbang: it'd be a slightly happier ending for the poor kid
[10:34:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: gets to hang around with a bunch of awesome worldly women
[10:34:12 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:34:26 AM] Zora Sexbang: from all kinds of dates and times
[10:35:02 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Here? Oh." Zora finally noticed. What she DIDN'T notice were the fins sticking out of her now bare arms, and the fact that she'd gotten paler.
"OK, I brought the pencils." Darkness said. She had an itch on her head, and when she went to scratch it, there were horns. She also felt something move on her backside: a tail.

val's hasn't changed
[10:35:06 AM] Zora Sexbang: but realistically
[10:35:17 AM] Zora Sexbang: zorana should pretty much be an anthro yveltal
[10:36:01 AM] Squidward Tentabang: y a s
[10:36:18 AM] Zora Sexbang: "The worlds..." Deax said.

A dark void opened up and they got sucked in.

Zor: ITS OKAY GUYS I GOT THIS I AM AN EXPERT AT VOIDS- shit i think i fucked it
[10:37:09 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[10:37:36 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed got sucked in the Void, by free will...

"Well, where are we going, now... some place with Dark Me?" Asked Zed. "Well, Zora has Darkness, Jax has Deax, I want Deed! But that wouldn't be fair 'cause I don't know if Nicky there has one."

zed i have some sad news for you
[10:38:33 AM] Zora Sexbang: "He probably will. You had one, and we had ours WAY before you." Zora said.
"And even if they hate eachother, I'll break up any fights..." Darkness said, grinning meanly. They also landed.

val pls
[10:38:52 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:39:13 AM] Zora Sexbang: 'This..looks like San Diego." Jax said, "Could it be?"

well i mean it could
[10:39:17 AM] Zora Sexbang: bbl is weird like that
[10:39:22 AM | Edited 10:39:24 AM] Zora Sexbang: but is it /likely/
[10:40:13 AM] Squidward Tentabang: hee heeeee
[10:40:19 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh dear, are we in America? Can I get any recep-" he heard the dial tone on his mobile,"Ugh. Nevermind. And what's this about dark forms?"
He lost his concentration and, without noticing, got those little wings back on his head, while the bag was beginning to change form too and his shoes were getting paler by the second.

this poor boy
[10:40:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: poor angel boy
[10:41:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed followed Deax and dragged her back.

"San Diego, 619!" Zed sang. "Sorry, too much WWE wrestling."

zed pls
[10:41:14 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god zed
[10:42:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zora choked.
"Holy s*** we're at...I thought this was all fictional!!!"
"ME TOO!!!" Darkness said.

look out for crazy steve
[10:42:21 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh mannnnnn
[10:43:52 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Drake and Josh? Holy, nutterel, I ALWAYS saw this." Zed sarcastically said.

its okay zed just think
[10:43:59 AM] Zora Sexbang: you get to blow up springfield
[10:44:07 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[10:45:24 AM] Squidward Tentabang: this is gonna be so bad and fun
[10:45:34 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zora stared.
"But...But...But..." She kept repeating. Darkness slapped her.
"I know what you mean, but NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR STUTTERING!!!"

????????
[10:45:39 AM] Zora Sexbang: u ok zorana
[10:45:45 AM] Squidward Tentabang: she is not
[10:46:09 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ((Hey gaiz time out. Someone send me summary of this show so I can participate please >_>))
[10:46:10 AM] Squidward Tentabang: poor vlad
[10:46:43 AM] Zora Sexbang: ((I'll do it, I know the show just as well as you do.))

and  i was not good at it
[10:46:44 AM] Zora Sexbang: at all
[10:47:01 AM] Squidward Tentabang: omh
[10:47:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed followed through the door.

"Ah, a Disney thing?" Asked Zed. "If so, I might have saw it."

sorry zed
[10:47:12 AM] Zora Sexbang: so, so sorry
[10:47:15 AM] Squidward Tentabang: close enough
[10:47:36 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Not really." Zora said.
"Wonder where the characters are? I liked Crazy Steve." Darkness said.

y'know, till you eat his enchilada
[10:47:41 AM] Zora Sexbang: which we know you will
[10:47:45 AM] Squidward Tentabang: fucking
[10:48:14 AM] Zora Sexbang: "May I have a large popcorn and large nachos...with salsa. Any Mexican around here?" Jax asked.

...salsa
[10:48:20 AM] Zora Sexbang: s a l s a
[10:48:35 AM] Squidward Tentabang: nachos
[10:48:36 AM] Squidward Tentabang: salsa
[10:48:45 AM] Squidward Tentabang: things never change
[10:48:50 AM] Squidward Tentabang: i love me some good mexican
[10:48:52 AM] Zora Sexbang: does it, maybe
[10:48:56 AM] Squidward Tentabang: NO
[10:48:58 AM] Zora Sexbang: get all the girls
[10:49:01 AM] Zora Sexbang: to take off
[10:49:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: their underpants
[10:49:06 AM] Squidward Tentabang: FC\TRHY9HYP\,;L
[10:49:09 AM] Squidward Tentabang: Y ES
[10:49:13 AM] Zora Sexbang: :D
[10:49:49 AM] Squidward Tentabang: THIS POOR BRITISH CUTE
[10:49:54 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Um... can I have a blue raspberry slushee, please?" Nicholas rummaged in his bag (now wing-shaped again) for some dollars and managed to bring out some notes from when his father'd gone to America.

notes
[10:49:57 AM] Zora Sexbang: pls
[10:50:01 AM] Squidward Tentabang: THIS BRITISH CUTIE
[10:50:10 AM] Zora Sexbang: help hes cute
[10:50:16 AM] Squidward Tentabang: Y ES
[10:50:35 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Sure. That'll be $11.95." The person behind the counter said, turning around.
"Th-th-that's...." Zora stammered.

that's a fucking bargain is what it is
[10:50:44 AM] Zora Sexbang: at my theater that'd be over $20
[10:50:57 AM] Squidward Tentabang: THAT IS A BARGAIN
[10:51:12 AM] Squidward Tentabang: BBL KNOWS HOW TO BE CHEAP
[10:51:34 AM] Zora Sexbang: Zed hit a weak punch on Zora's shoulder. "That's who? Drake, Josh?" He asked.

zed why are you punching her
[10:52:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Which means..." Darkness looked around and eventually spotted some guy making out with a blonde.
"Yeah, it figures."

...yknow
[10:52:15 AM] Zora Sexbang: it was always blondes
[10:52:26 AM] Squidward Tentabang: YEEEEEEEUP
[10:52:34 AM] Zora Sexbang: it was only ever brunettes if the girl was gonna sass drake
[10:52:48 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ill SASS HIS ASS
[10:52:59 AM] Zora Sexbang: he must have some good salsa
[10:53:14 AM] Squidward Tentabang: OH MY GOD
[10:53:38 AM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul came running in, panting heavily. "You guys ALWAYS go too fast...Where are we anyways?"

YEAH FAST
[10:53:39 AM] Zora Sexbang: YEAH
[10:53:43 AM] Zora Sexbang: CHILI DOGS
[10:53:49 AM] Squidward Tentabang: WAY PAST COOL
[10:53:50 AM] Zora Sexbang: YEAH COOL FAST
[10:54:21 AM] Squidward Tentabang: why am I getting so much secondhand embarassment from this RP
[10:54:46 AM] Zora Sexbang: because this was the only one other people joined probably
[10:54:58 AM] Zora Sexbang: and this first part, well
[10:55:16 AM] Zora Sexbang: the brandong factor hasn't kicked in
[10:55:25 AM] Zora Sexbang: and you know when that hits
[10:55:29 AM] Zora Sexbang: we're in for a ride
[10:56:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, at least it ain't wierd or violent yet." Zora said.
"What do we do now?" Darkness asked.

ahaha speaking of
[10:56:10 AM] Zora Sexbang: oh zorana honey
[10:56:18 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ahahahahahahaha
[10:57:04 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Zora, try not to kill me this time around, 'kay?" Esaul said, tipping slowly in his chair.

oh she won't
[10:57:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: everyone else on the other hand
[10:57:19 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my GOD
[10:57:49 AM] Squidward Tentabang: god I miss the gang
[10:58:45 AM] Zora Sexbang: Jax walked over to Drake, trying to make herself sound at least fifteen.

"Hi." Jax said shyly.

jax
[10:58:48 AM] Zora Sexbang: jax do not
[10:58:55 AM] Zora Sexbang: at least this one is fuckin human
[10:58:57 AM] Squidward Tentabang: jax PLS
[10:59:06 AM] Squidward Tentabang: HE'S ON A DATE
[10:59:23 AM] Squidward Tentabang: HE'S MAKING OUT WITH A BLONDE
[10:59:58 AM] Squidward Tentabang: why WAS JAX SO THIRSTY
[11:00:04 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Aw, get over it." Zora said, "I'M 15, let me have him."

...zorana
[11:00:07 AM] Zora Sexbang: zorana no
[11:00:22 AM] Squidward Tentabang: n o
[11:00:36 AM] Zora Sexbang: "COMPETITION!" Yelled Zed. "WE HAS COMPETITION!!!"

zed pls
[11:00:44 AM] Squidward Tentabang: z e d
[11:01:03 AM] Squidward Tentabang: wrestling bormance
[11:01:05 AM] Squidward Tentabang: *bromance
[11:01:44 AM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul awoke at Zed's yell.
"Darn it Zed, now I know I'll go deaf after this adventure."
----
"No you're not." Zed said. "But, still. COMPETITION!!!"

caaaaught in a raaad bromaaaaance
[11:02:16 AM] Squidward Tentabang: don't make me make a playlist for these two
[11:02:38 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...
[11:02:39 AM] Zora Sexbang: do it
[11:02:49 AM] Squidward Tentabang: it'd just be the same as
[11:02:54 AM] Squidward Tentabang: jack and letro's
[11:03:13 AM] Zora Sexbang: yeah probably tbf
[11:03:50 AM] Zora Sexbang: "No, I don't like shopping in any form. What I meant is, I'm hungry." Esaul said, looking around for the employee. "Where is he?"

then how do you
[11:03:52 AM] Zora Sexbang: function
[11:04:01 AM] Zora Sexbang: dont just be the typical man rhythm
[11:04:02 AM] Zora Sexbang: pls
[11:04:30 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Hell. Also known as "work"." Zed replied. "Or maybe he just went out for lunch. Empoyees are a little slaves, but not slaves. They have their hours, ya know."

zed has Words of Wisdom
[11:04:31 AM] Zora Sexbang: (tm)
[11:04:55 AM] Squidward Tentabang: zed is a beast
[11:05:25 AM] Zora Sexbang: brb for just a moment
[11:05:57 AM] Squidward Tentabang: ok
[11:06:14 AM] Squidward Tentabang: actually
[11:06:22 AM] Squidward Tentabang: I'm gonna start my laundry so brb too
[11:06:28 AM] Squidward Tentabang: will try to be quick about it
[11:13:11 AM] Zora Sexbang: oh i'm gonna have a lunch break
[11:13:21 AM] Zora Sexbang: that's okay can't get too far if we're expecting dong
[11:13:28 AM] Zora Sexbang: so we'll reconvene after i have lunch
[11:18:25 AM] Squidward Tentabang: okay
[11:23:25 AM] Squidward Tentabang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-2iXG9eW88
[11:23:28 AM] Squidward Tentabang: help
[11:40:38 AM] Zora Sexbang: back
[11:40:51 AM] Squidward Tentabang: woooooooo
[11:41:28 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Food. Any kind, I don't care which." Esaul demanded politely.

demanded politely
[11:41:40 AM] Squidward Tentabang: oh my god
[11:42:59 AM] Zora Sexbang: The employee handed him some popcorn.
Zora and Darkness walked back in.
"I say the tomato is a fruit!" Darkness aid.
"It's a vegetable!" Zora replied.

it's a fruit
[11:43:10 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes
[11:43:12 AM] Squidward Tentabang: yes it is
[11:43:33 AM] Zora Sexbang: Nick sat down on a chair heavily, sighing.
"Great. I don't know where we even are and it's a bit worying and I'm morphing into some weird thing and by Jove this slushee is delicious." he mumbled quickly, taking taking a "drink" from his cup when he finished.

by jove
[11:43:39 AM] Zora Sexbang: ...i might adopt this kid
[11:43:53 AM] Squidward Tentabang: adopt the british child
[11:43:56 AM] Zora Sexbang: yes
[11:44:07 AM] Squidward Tentabang: he is your son now
[11:44:09 AM] Zora Sexbang: gonna do
[11:44:14 AM] Zora Sexbang: he's mine now
[11:44:41 AM] Squidward Tentabang: An employee suddenly appeared and served Esaul a Taco.
[11:44:43 AM] Squidward Tentabang: taco man
[11:45:00 AM] Zora Sexbang: "Here. I still got some left over." Esaul said, digging in his pocket and taking out a few 20's.

> 'i have some left over'
> 'a few 20's'
[11:45:31 AM] Squidward Tentabang: .....damn rhy's richh