Uxie
starting with uxie since I like the pokemon, and needed something to start with

Uxie | Tyranitar
uxie spreads para, deals with fighting types, and can u-turn on starmies it might lure in with rocks, all of which tyranitar enjoys. Passho since reason 3 is only applicable with passho or scarf, and reason 1 doesn't apply to scarf. Pursuit and crunch for obvious reasons. Fblast > ib?
EV spread outspeeds 8 spe zors, 2hkos 4 spd scarfrachi through rocks

need 1 or 2 steels, fastmon, maybe a starmie. Metagross has 2 strikes against. need sleep answer. Steel answer in general, luke/meta/zong arent enjoyable. Neither are u-turn spammers

Uxie | Tyranitar | Infernape
Several steel-types proved to be problematic, notably Metagross/Scizor/Bronzong. A fastmon was appreciated, and u-turn spam was annoying. Another U-turner was also nice to have, as well as stall pressure. Infernape can deal with 110+s better with twave help, ttar helps get rid of starmie, and he can tank bullet punches and u-turns while providing dual SE stab for steels. Running lum atm to deal with sleepers better but a STalk-er might be nice

Still need steels, double grounded, stalker?, extra para support, more reliable 110+ answer (scarf? TRzong? other fastmon?)

Uxie | Tyranitar | Infernape | Jirachi

Finally gives this team a steel, gives a consistent luke check, extra para support with bslam

Still need specstias switchin, second steel likely, triple grounded, no STalk-er, no fastmon. TRzong has antisynergy with twave spam. Commit to the starmie? Secondary starmie answer also enjoyed

Uxie | Tyranitar | Infernape | Jirachi | Starmie | Bronzong
And everything else falls into place. Needed a specstias switchin, zong eats dracos well and doesn't add a 4th ground weak, and gives explosion for bulky waters. Starmie clears spikes and provides a non-para check to 110s, and gives SE stab vs the grounds that this team hates. Currently recoverless, will likely change. Zong is 3 attacks boom.