One Twitter, One Wii U, Cuck Me (Work In Progress)

Wanna tell you a story
About the Burch-Man blues
I come home one Friday
Had to tell the wife I'm gonna write gaming
She said that don't comfort me
As long as you buy that Wii U
Now next Friday come and I don't get the console
So no sex for you

So I goes to my wife
I said Baby you want sum fuk
I'll have the Wii U by tomorrow
Or the next day I don't know
She says she don't like my dick
I say that's fine we in an open relationship
She still got nothing nice to say
3 years she was never that nice
Never was lovey-dovey

I come home one particular evening
I find the wife in bed with 5 black guys
I said "Honey, I got the Wii U
So will you let me join in on the fun"
She said "Go find some other pussy to fuck"
Said "I seen you today trying to get with a gay guy"
I said "I tried being straight, but no lady want's me"
She said "That don't confront me"
Now next Friday come, And the Wii U was gone
And out the door she went

SO I go down to Plano
Down to my good friend's job
I said "Look man I've been cucked you know,
Can I write memes for you a couple days?"
Randy said "Uh let me go ask the investors"
He come out of Gearbox
He said "I don't know man, ah they saw your twitter"
I said "I know, gotta tell off misogynists and those GamerGators"
So I go back home
Call the ex-wife, tell her I'm leavin Gearbox
She said "Fuck You" I said "Oh yeah"
She was so not nice
She was never lovey-dovey
She comes over and takes all of my things
Slips out and I'm left alone in my bra and tighty-whitys
She a howlin down the street from that black dick, she lucky
She gonna get so much of it
So I stop on the twitter you know people
I go to Anita, send her a PM, she get's back
Print out her tweet, put it on my desk
And you know what I feel?

One Twitter, One Wii U, Cuck Me
Well I ain't seen my wife since I don't know when
Been white knighting twitter for Zoey Quinn
Gonna try to be gay, try to be loose
But I can't get any shot of  that man juice
Can't get some dick, can't get some poon
But Anita told me I'm a feminist goon
One Twitter, One Wii U, Cuck Me