actual cannibal nicol bolas

You're walking in the Blind Eternities
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Nicol Bolas.

He's following you, about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!
Nicol Bolas!

You're looking for a plane but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Nicol Bolas)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Nicol Bolas)
Lurking in the shadows
Maniacal Mastermind Nicol Bolas

Living in the Blind Eternities (Nicol Bolas)
Killing for sport (Nicol Bolas)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Nicol Bolas

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
you creep silently through the aether

Aha! In the distance
A small plane with no real civilization
Hope! You move stealthily toward it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in the Immortal Sun!

Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet)
Limping to the plane (Quiet, quiet)
Now you're on the inside
Sitting inside: Nicol Bolas

Sharpening his horns (Nicol Bolas)
But he doesn't hear you enter (Nicol Bolas)
You're sneaking up behind him
Strangling mastermind Nicol Bolas

Fighting for your life with Nicol Bolas
Wrestling a knife from Nicol Bolas
Stab him in his kidney
Safe at last from Nicol Bolas

You limp into the Blind Eternities
blood oozing from your stump leg
But you have won; you have beaten
Nicol Bolas

Wait! He isn't dead (Nicol surprise)
There's magic to your head and death in his eyes
But you can do Jiu Jitsu

Body slam mastermind Nicol Bolas
Legendary fight with Nicol Bolas
Normal Tuesday night for Nicol Bolas
You try to swing an axe at Nicol Bolas

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Nicol Bolas
His head Topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Nicol Bolas ...