Tacs Job Description. He must follow this a lead General.
- Maintain activity of the group and be responsible for it in the absence of god.
- Must be a GOOD wing man for the commander
- Must burp the commander in the case that a burp wont come out
- On Valentines day, dress up as a maid and preform 50 shades of gray style movements on the Commander
- Address the Commander as God
- Sacrifice a goat on the Commanders Birthday
- Drive a pickup truck and pick up beer for the commander
- Eat a foot long subway without chewing
- Watch loose women for 5 hours a day
- Must feed Chicken to a chicken every 16th of every month
- Must shave the commander every full moon
- Must give a foot massage to the Commander Nanny
- Give all Bacon to the Commander
- Only use energy powered by babies tears
- Can only watch 1 batman film, Batman and Robin.
- Can have no pets, with the exception of a skunk
- Can only listen to songs by Celine Dion
- Must live underground
- Must paint his face bright purple on weekends
- He can only eat on a day which name does not end in Y.
- Must spent 3 weeks at sea when he turns 20
- Must be able to sing Bohemian Rhaposdy Backwards
- Must be able to play the bag pipes
- His eye brows must both be 1.3 cm in length
- He must cut of the tips of all fingers and toes
- He must cut off the sides of his hair and only leave a bit ontop in the shape of a Q
- His Laugh must resemble the noise made by a Camel
- His Favorite film must be Magic Mike