Melknox stuff

The video begins with Melanie in her normal people form, dressed more casually than her fancy pants witchcraft getup. As is the usual, she's looking a little awkwardly at the camera.

"KNOX, THIS PART OF THE VIDEO IS ONLY FOR THE INTERVIEWER. And by that I mean whichever one of you assholes I've forced to interview the god. That's...a joke...I don't think you're an asshole. I know you're an asshole. I'm kidding, Knox. So you're about to interview a god for me, so obviously I trust you. And this...is kind of a big deal. Like...I want you to make the god happy, no matter what they ask. Even if it's...weird...for me...you have my permission. I mean, I'm pretty sure I won't be in my body, so pretend it isn't me. In fact as we saw with Mirai, it's possible what you see won't quite look like me? Unless it makes you feel better to think it's me. If that's the case, PLEASE NEVER FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN ME. Also, tell me nothing of anything weird you had to do. Only the important parts. I mean, don't cut off my arm or something unless I explicitly give you permission. Or if it seems like the only reasonable way to do something. Alright, that's all I needed to say, the next part where I'm pretending to be cheerful and normal is what you'll show to that god. When you finish watching this, come back to me and when I finish preparing, we'll start the ritual then. And...thanks."
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There's a horrendously done cut in the video editing, though Melanie still appears as she normally would.

"Hello! The person whose body you are currently possessing is known as Melanie Ipu. Normally I guess. Kaane gave me the name of Ululane, because I'm trying to join your pantheon. Hold on..."

Melanie shifts into her compact god form.

"And this is what I look like when I'm not being a person. Or being a divine person. I don't know. I guess I don't quite know how this works so I've been going around to try to introduce myself to the other gods and trying to do shit for them to earn their favor, I don't know. It's...not a problem if I say that right? I don't have to pretend I'm doing this from the kindness of my heart? Anyway uh...so...I guess I might be confirmed for taking the domain of rebirth, since I'm also trying to help Mele return an interest to the religion, which should help everyone out. I'd...like to extend that further. I haven't spoken with him yet about it, but Kanaloa seems to have just been given the underworld arbitrarily as a result of weird cultural stuff, and I feel he isn't representing/handling it the best way. I mean from what I can tell, he's just fucking dead people that he likes and then maybe sending some of them back up to live? I don't know. And not to sound like a complete asshole, but I think I can take a third domain too. I was thinking something like...being an opportunist, y'know? I mean, I just said I'm not doing this from the kindness of my heart, that's gotta count for something. Although that makes me sound like an evil asshole. So...whatever. I still have no idea how the hell I make the common person accept me. I guess I can try to insert myself into the mythos? Kind of like a sequel to the Bible if you will? I don't know, any help you have to offer will be appreciated? What with the backscratching and all. Anyway, so, since I can't directly speak to you this way, this person you see before you will be conducting the interview on my behalf. Alright, so, first, the questions.

Do you have any problems concerning my admittance into the pantheon?

Is there anything you in particular need help with?

Do you have any advice concerning how I can best cement my place? I swear it's not a narcissism thing, I just kind of ended up containing a confused dimensional thing and it seems like I can help out this way most of all. And you guys seem to have been getting lax, so I can help with that.

Is there anything you don't want me to do or domains you want me to back away from?

My representative is free to ask any other questions they think might be relevant...or I guess that they fancy, since it's not like I'm paying them for this. As a reminder to the interviewer, don't be a dick. But...there is one last request I'll have..."
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There's another horrendously edited cut, leading to a rather embarrassed looking Melanie.

"You uh...I hear...that...the person you possess, Nuakea, has uh...well...you know...milk...flowing readily from their...and that the milk is...empowered. Well, whether I'd like to speak with you more easily again or just make use of it...I...please...let...the person speaking with you...acquire some of that milk...I...don't know what you need, I've found a funnel, a bucket, and some jars...so...yeah...they've been given instructions to follow your lead for this, so...you know...use my body...as long as I still have all of it when I get back...yeah...thanks."