quantum chicanery

Portal Access Key™ unlocks a quantum portal developed by ZAG that allows bioinformation to flow from ZAG's quantum computer directly to the neural network of your brain, another quantum computer, via quantum teleportation. This quantum data delivers physiologic directives that program the brain to effect a medical solution... Nearly all QuantumXtreme™ medicines have repeater programming embedded in their data that allows delivery of their physiologic directives several times a day, up to 30 days, with extreme precision and no loss of potency. As a result, the compliance resulting from ease of use of QuantumXtreme™ medicines far exceeds that of conventional pharmaceuticals.