FoulMouth's Flutterswear: The Toweling (not feels)

>You're upstairs taking a shower.
>There's fuckin all water and shit in your eyes and you reach for a towel.
>404 not found.
>'Shy? For fuck's sake Shy did you take the goddamn towel while I was showering.'
>No answer.
>'Don't ignore me you bitch!'
>Downstairs Fluttershy is sitting with Rarity and Twilight.
>They are aghast.
>"Are you really going to allow him to speak to you like that?"
>Fluttershy shrugs and gives a little grin.
>"Oh girls, he's just a little cranky right now. And you know what humans are like. It's fine if he wants to vent a little steam once in a while. I don't mind."
>"Actually we don't as he's the only..."
>You stomp down the stairs in just a towel.
>'Shy I swear I'll motherfucking... Oh, morning ladies.'
>You duck into the kitchen after a glare and a sharp nod from Fluttershy. She follows, making her excuses.
>She lowers her voice to a vicious whisper while you chug OJ and try not to drop your towel.
>"You fucktard. I told you the girls were coming over and you're there running your damn stupid mouth like some fucking moron."
>'I'm sorry Shy, I forgot they were here.'
>"I know, prick, otherwise you wouldn't be swearing up a fucking storm in my bathroom. I'm going back out and I expect you to apologise to the girls."
>'Sure, whatever.'
>"Not 'whatever', you shit-munching cocksucker, 'Sorry'. And after that try to keep a civil fucking tongue in your head."
>"Fluttershy?" A voice from the sitting room. "Is everything ok?"
>"Oh yes, thank you. Everything is just fine. Anon has something he'd like to say to you both though."
>You both leave the kitchen. Your head is low.
>'Sorry girls.'
>They both acquiesce. Everything is fine.
>Just as you're heading back upstairs Fluttershy grabs you into a hug.
>"I fucking forgive you, dicknose. I like it, but around the girls a little less cursing." She whispers.
>'I'll do my best, assclown.'
>Exeunt Anon by the stairs.

>"So... since that's happened I may as well tell you; that stallion I'm seeing pulled my mane and called me a bitch last night."
>Fluttershy gasps.
>"Rarity!"
>"I heard Celestia call Luna a 'painted whorse' once."
>"Twilight!"