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  1. (11:06:44 PM) ***Cyrin is reading the paper with his feet up.
  2. (11:08:03 PM) Eztli: '...no, that's my booze...' Eztli snores.
  3. (11:08:15 PM) ***Luka|MahBoy has several books on succubi scattered around his feet on his bed. In his hand is a book titled, "A Mind of Ones Own", "...and v-various... chem-I-chels are affected by spells. Some such examples are... BAH! Why didn't that damn merchant teach me to read better." Luka throws the book in the corner and takes a sip from his flask
  4. (11:09:03 PM) ***Juri is reading a bible on her bed. "What the hell- HOW CAN HUMANS BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!" She impales it with one of her blades and throws it at her wall full force.
  5. (11:11:49 PM) Luka|MahBoy: Uvel
  6. (11:11:50 PM) Luka|MahBoy: You're up
  7. (11:12:06 PM) GrouiousDM: (And get on skype faggot)
  8. (11:13:17 PM) ***Uvel is sitting on an arm chair whilst reading a book, he takes off his monocle to clean it then put it back. "Hmm yes, I can see how she is outragous, truly, truly outragous."
  9. (11:13:34 PM) Uvel: (And I can't, talking to a friend yo)
  10. (11:15:18 PM) GrouiousDM: Just as you all are getting nice and cozy doing whatever you hear the familiar. "EVERYONE GET IN HERE!" You all are ripped through time and space into Terry's office and find not only eachother but Bryce, Derrick, Evan, Kaitlyn and Legion in the room as well.
  11. (11:15:54 PM) ***Cyrin is no longer phased, folding up his paper and turning his attention to Terry.
  12. (11:16:31 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Yeah boss?" Luka crosses his arms
  13. (11:16:52 PM) ***Eztli grumbles as he gets off the floor. "... I think I have everything.." he says checking.
  14. (11:16:58 PM) ***Uvel stands up straight and give a curtious bow. "Ah, salutations Sir Terry. To waht do we owe the honor this time?"
  15. (11:17:01 PM) ***Juri is sitting in the same position. seeming as if she's on an invisible chair. "Hm?"
  16. (11:17:04 PM) GrouiousDM: Bryce has a handle of booze and kills it before throwing it at one of Terrys windows which opens and closes allowing the bottle to go outside. Derrick was in the middle of picking fuzz out of his feathers. Evan...was doing something that involved alot of soap considering he is coated in Sudsy bubbles. Kaitlyn is passed out on the floor and Legion is being Legion.
  17. (11:18:21 PM) ***Eztli shakes Kaitlyn on the shoulder, "We've got a job, Kaitlyn."
  18. (11:18:38 PM) GrouiousDM: "HAHA THE GANGS ALL HERE!" Terry laughs loudly. Kaitlyn snorts a bit and sits up. "This isnt my room..."
  19. (11:21:33 PM) GrouiousDM: "Well now that we're all concious we got a big mission ahead of us!" Terry presses a button on his intercom and a projection of a small village comes up. "Testing out some new tech Vick sent us! But thats not the mission! The city here is a bit south of us and has gone completley dark. No trades, no calls, only emptyness."
  20. (11:22:35 PM) Juri: "Sounds like a rape victim's eyes."
  21. (11:22:55 PM) GrouiousDM: "...." Is pretty much the response you get as everyone stares at you.
  22. (11:23:07 PM) Juri: "..S'true."
  23. (11:23:10 PM) Eztli: "How long has it been lik- what."
  24. (11:23:25 PM) ***Cyrin shakes his head while sighing.
  25. (11:23:33 PM) Uvel: "Any people or-oh good heavens Lady Juri!"
  26. (11:23:35 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Okay... So what you want us to do boss?"
  27. (11:23:54 PM) Juri: "What?! I got a contract from an elf who got raped! The look in her eyes was devoid of anything..."
  28. (11:24:21 PM) Juri: "You don't forget something like that."
  29. (11:24:50 PM) GrouiousDM: "...Anyway....The town has been infested with what we think to be are zombies. Only they arent eating flesh and brains but kidnapping people and pulling them to this tower in a nearby forest. I want Alpha team to head to the tower and take out whoever is summoning these things and rescue any survivors. As for Beta team I want you to clear the city and also rescue any survivors you find."
  30. (11:26:35 PM) Uvel: "Time and place Lady Jury, time and place! Ahem, so then Sir Terry, who is going in said team? I volunteer myself for any that may face the largest amounts of these undeads of course!"
  31. (11:26:52 PM) Juri: "The bear telling me time and place. Shut up rug."
  32. (11:27:26 PM) Eztli: "Whoa... we have another team?" Eztli says, looking around the room.
  33. (11:27:46 PM) Juri: "One is them, the other is us."
  34. (11:27:58 PM) GrouiousDM: "Kaitlyn is the Commander of Alpha Team with Bryce, Derrick, Evan and Legion. Cyrin is the Commander of Beta Team with Juri, Eztli, Yourself and Luka."
  35. (11:29:02 PM) Juri: "Told you."
  36. (11:29:05 PM) Uvel: "Ah, so Sir Cyrin is the commander? So then, when shall we leave for this dangerous quest?"
  37. (11:30:07 PM) GrouiousDM: "The Terry mobile is waiting downstairs for you guys. We even got a second model for both teams!"
  38. (11:31:10 PM) Uvel: "Very well then! Sir Cyrin, on your word sir!"
  39. (11:31:30 PM) Cyrin: "Alright, let's do this."
  40. (11:32:00 PM) ***Eztli grins, "Sounds good to me. I call shotgun~"
  41. (11:33:46 PM) GrouiousDM: "We do not understand this shotgun term you speak of."
  42. (11:34:11 PM) Uvel: "Then it's decided, let us be off and return those bodies and souls to where they belong."
  43. (11:38:14 PM) GrouiousDM: You all make your way to the basement where there are two identicly Terry Mobiles. Only difference is one has A and one has B on it. Derrick rubs his chin with his wing "...I'm going to guess we get Car A." Kaitlyn slaps her forhead. "Your some sort of genius there Derrick." Legion steps up the the vehicle. "We shall call this 'shotgun'"
  44. (11:39:36 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Good luck to you guys." Luka enters the other Terry Mobile
  45. (11:40:14 PM) ***Cyrin nods to the other group. "We're counting on you."
  46. (11:40:21 PM) GrouiousDM: roll 1d20+13
  47. (11:40:21 PM) Dice-chan: GrouiousDM rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{33}
  48. (11:40:39 PM) GrouiousDM: Evan flys to the wheel and grips it. "I SO AM DRIVING!"
  49. (11:40:40 PM) Eztli: 'He picks up so fast.' Eztli grins to himself, "See you in time for dinner"
  50. (11:40:47 PM) Uvel: "Remember, above all consider your lives of the greatest importance above all. Be sure to return alive and well gentlemen!"
  51. (11:41:04 PM) GrouiousDM: Your not sure how...But he manages to pull out do a 360 spin and take off like it was nothing.
  52. (11:43:01 PM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  53. (11:43:02 PM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  54. (11:43:12 PM) GrouiousDM: Juri drives like a boss.
  55. (11:45:37 PM) GrouiousDM: You all are sitting in the Terry mobile trying to keep up with Evan but he manages to drive at such high speeds expertly and eventualy you cannot see him infront of you. Your still not sure how he is driving...
  56. (11:48:08 PM) Eztli: "... remind me to buckle-up if he ever drives with us."
  57. (11:48:57 PM) Cyrin: "Noted."
  58. (11:53:17 PM) GrouiousDM: After an hour in the Terry mobile you see the city in the distance. There's a few black smoke clouds coming from inside the city as you get closer.
  59. (11:54:43 PM) GrouiousDM: You all hear on your telecoms a call come in. "Beta Team this is Bryce, We're nearing the tower but we ran into some of the-....bies th-.....norm-...-ful..."
  60. (11:55:20 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "I think we can piece the message together."
  61. (11:55:27 PM) ***Cyrin curses under his breath.
  62. (11:55:38 PM) GrouiousDM: It seems they cut out? Out of range maybe or did something interfer with it?
  63. (11:55:56 PM) Uvel: "It seems they have come across our adversaries, we must complete our mission and then go to help them as quickly as possible!"
  64. (11:56:32 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "First our mission though. Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
  65. (3/30/2012 12:00:38 AM) ***Cyrin nods. "We'll do our job and then we'll try and get in contact with them."
  66. (12:01:17 AM) Eztli: "I'll keep my eyes open, just in case they're around us."
  67. (12:04:23 AM) GrouiousDM: You drive into the village and see signs of battle throught the town. A few broken windows and fires but no signs of any people or zombies....
  68. (12:04:25 AM) GrouiousDM: Spot checks
  69. (12:04:41 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+1
  70. (12:04:41 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
  71. (12:04:48 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+7
  72. (12:04:48 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  73. (12:04:50 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+6
  74. (12:04:50 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{18}
  75. (12:04:57 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+9
  76. (12:04:58 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
  77. (12:05:19 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+1
  78. (12:05:20 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{11}
  79. (12:06:04 AM) GrouiousDM: Cyrin and Luka you see three 'Zombies' charging the Terry Mobile from an alley way. They are coming much faster than they should.
  80. (12:06:42 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Heads up! We got zombies! Cyrin, what is our move?"
  81. (12:08:18 AM) Cyrin: "Shit, pull the vehicle into an, we can't just drive past them!"
  82. (12:08:24 AM) Cyrin: an alley*
  83. (12:08:26 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  84. (12:08:26 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{25}
  85. (12:08:33 AM) Eztli: "... stiffs? Where?" Eztli says, unholstering his gun.
  86. (12:08:36 AM) Juri: "HOLD ON PEOPLE!!"
  87. (12:09:04 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy holds onto the car
  88. (12:09:36 AM) GrouiousDM: Juri powerslides into an alleyway and parks. You all get out of the Terry Mobile and move into the streets while the Terry mobile cloaks itself. The three zombies are moving in. Initiative.
  89. (12:10:11 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+4
  90. (12:10:11 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  91. (12:10:16 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+3
  92. (12:10:16 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
  93. (12:10:18 AM) You are now known as Cyrin|14
  94. (12:10:20 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  95. (12:10:20 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  96. (12:10:24 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+5
  97. (12:10:24 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  98. (12:10:32 AM) GrouiousDM: roll 1d20+4
  99. (12:10:32 AM) Dice-chan: GrouiousDM rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  100. (12:10:32 AM) GrouiousDM: roll 1d20+4
  101. (12:10:33 AM) Dice-chan: GrouiousDM rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  102. (12:10:33 AM) GrouiousDM: roll 1d20+4
  103. (12:10:34 AM) Dice-chan: GrouiousDM rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  104. (12:10:36 AM) Eztli is now known as Eztli|23
  105. (12:10:38 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  106. (12:10:38 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{25}
  107. (12:10:43 AM) Cyrin|14: "It looks like their veins are full of the same stuff as Legion and Bryce! Be careful!"
  108. (12:10:45 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|22
  109. (12:10:46 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|25
  110. (12:10:49 AM) GrouiousDM is now known as ZOMBIES|21|16|14
  111. (12:10:54 AM) Luka|MahBoy is now known as Luka|MahBoy22
  112. (12:11:19 AM) ***Eztli|23 groans.
  113. (12:11:23 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14: Uvel charges into the street ready for combat. Surprise attack Uvel.
  114. (12:11:27 AM) ***Cyrin|14 whistles, and Skitters comes hopping down from a nearby roof.
  115. (12:12:45 AM) Uvel|22: roll 1d20+4
  116. (12:12:45 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|22 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  117. (12:13:13 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14: You may turn them.
  118. (12:13:49 AM) Uvel|22: roll 2d6+5
  119. (12:13:50 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|22 rolled --> [ 2d6=4 ]{9}
  120. (12:15:07 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14: The zombies suddenly hurp a durp running in random spastic patterns.
  121. (12:15:17 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14: Uvel your up again.
  122. (12:16:46 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+7
  123. (12:16:46 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  124. (12:16:47 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+7
  125. (12:16:47 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
  126. (12:16:59 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20
  127. (12:16:59 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  128. (12:17:02 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20
  129. (12:17:03 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  130. (12:19:13 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14: You slice right into the zombie taking his head off his body and hanging it off your mantis blade as the body slumps to the ground. Your blades seem to react to the blood and feel magical.
  131. (12:19:48 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16|14 is now known as ZOMBIES|21|16
  132. (12:19:58 AM) ***Juri|25 gags and kicks the zombie head off. "One down~!"
  133. (12:21:50 AM) Eztli|23: roll 1d20+11
  134. (12:21:50 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|23 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{30}
  135. (12:22:40 AM) Eztli|23: roll 2d4+7+1d6
  136. (12:22:41 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|23 rolled --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=1 ]{13}
  137. (12:23:45 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: You take careful aim at the hurping zombie and fire a shot right into its jaw taking in clean off. The zombie is still alive but now has now mouth.
  138. (12:23:48 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: no*
  139. (12:24:59 AM) Uvel|22: roll 1d20+12 Attack ze zombah wif no mouf
  140. (12:24:59 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|22 rolled Attack ze zombah wif no mouf --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  141. (12:25:09 AM) Uvel|22: roll 1d20
  142. (12:25:10 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|22 rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  143. (12:25:25 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: You trip and fall on your face as you charge the zombie.
  144. (12:25:27 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: roll 1d4
  145. (12:25:27 AM) Dice-chan: ZOMBIES|21|16 rolled --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  146. (12:25:32 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: 2 subdual damage
  147. (12:25:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+10
  148. (12:25:57 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{11}
  149. (12:26:17 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+10
  150. (12:26:18 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{20}
  151. (12:26:35 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 2d8+7
  152. (12:26:36 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 2d8=9 ]{16}
  153. (12:27:39 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16: You charge the zombie and ram your sword into its chest. The zombie slumps onto your sword dead.
  154. (12:27:57 AM) ZOMBIES|21|16 is now known as ZOMBIES|21
  155. (12:28:01 AM) ZOMBIES|21: ZOMBIE TURN!
  156. (12:28:12 AM) ZOMBIES|21: He runs into a wall repeatedly
  157. (12:28:19 AM) ZOMBIES|21: Cyrin your up.
  158. (12:28:50 AM) Cyrin|14: I shoot him with my crossbow! and Skitters goes to gnaw on his face.
  159. (12:29:04 AM) Cyrin|14: roll d20+9
  160. (12:29:04 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|14 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  161. (12:29:09 AM) Cyrin|14: roll d20+9
  162. (12:29:09 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|14 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{24}
  163. (12:29:13 AM) ZOMBIES|21: DOUBLE HIT
  164. (12:29:23 AM) Cyrin|14: roll d8+4
  165. (12:29:24 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|14 rolled --> [ 1d8=5 ]{9}
  166. (12:29:33 AM) Cyrin|14: roll d4+4
  167. (12:29:33 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|14 rolled --> [ 1d4=3 ]{7}
  168. (12:30:07 AM) ZOMBIES|21: You fire your bolt into the zombies chest and skitters rips his god damn head off with his teeth. The zombie falls to the floor dead.
  169. (12:30:36 AM) ZOMBIES|21: Alright you beat 3 zombies!
  170. (12:30:44 AM) ZOMBIES|21 is now known as DM-Bro
  171. (12:30:44 AM) Eztli|23 is now known as Eztli
  172. (12:30:52 AM) You are now known as Cyrin
  173. (12:31:33 AM) DM-Bro: Alright your in the deserted part of the town that looks like a shopping district.
  174. (12:31:51 AM) DM-Bro: Wanna look for survivors?
  175. (12:31:56 AM) DM-Bro: Or move on?
  176. (12:32:05 AM) ***Eztli holsters the revolver after putting another round in the cylinder.
  177. (12:32:05 AM) Cyrin: Look for survivors.
  178. (12:32:16 AM) DM-Bro: Search cheks
  179. (12:32:30 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+10
  180. (12:32:30 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
  181. (12:32:36 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+2
  182. (12:32:37 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  183. (12:32:40 AM) Uvel|22: roll 1d20+1
  184. (12:32:40 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|22 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  185. (12:32:43 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+3
  186. (12:32:43 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+2
  187. (12:32:43 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  188. (12:32:43 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  189. (12:35:04 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli and Luka you both find a bar that seemed to be boarded up before but something broke in. You find a few dead zombies on the floor. Eveyrone else is busy not finding intresting things.
  190. (12:35:28 AM) DM-Bro: There is a backroom and a staircase leading upstairs but as for the main bar there is nothing.
  191. (12:35:41 AM) Eztli: "Heh... one of the better places to be held up in." Eztli grins to himself.
  192. (12:35:58 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Couldn't agree enough. Great for moral"
  193. (12:36:13 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: morale*
  194. (12:37:05 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Shall we investigate the backroom?"
  195. (12:37:59 AM) Eztli: "Yeah, just let me ring up the rest of the group." Eztli says, going to his telecomm
  196. (12:38:02 AM) DM-Bro: You hear nothing but static. Something is blocking telecommunications.
  197. (12:38:09 AM) Eztli: "...shit."
  198. (12:38:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "At least we know something is blocking us intentionally."
  199. (12:39:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "I say we get everybody quickly and then investigate this place. Best not to get too seperated."
  200. (12:39:44 AM) ***Cyrin tries his telecom, cursing when he finds it jammed.
  201. (12:40:16 AM) Eztli: "Yeah, last thing we need is to get separated from the group." Eztli says, heading back outside the bar.
  202. (12:40:31 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy22 follows
  203. (12:43:42 AM) DM-Bro: You walk outside the bar and see everyone investiagting random shit. Juri has a board of wood in her hands for whatever reason.
  204. (12:44:04 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Hey guys. We found some signs of survivors. Also telecoms are out. Somebody doesn't want us talking."
  205. (12:44:44 AM) Eztli: "Yeah, might be someone held-up in a bar nearby. C'mon."
  206. (12:45:29 AM) Uvel|22: "Hmm, perhaps it is the summoner of these unfortunate undead that have somehow blocked our way of communication? No matter, let us go to this bar then Sir Eztli and Luka my boy! Lead on!"
  207. (12:45:30 AM) ***Cyrin follows after the other two.
  208. (12:45:39 AM) ***Juri|25 follows after the three.
  209. (12:45:43 AM) Juri|25 is now known as Juri
  210. (12:45:46 AM) DM-Bro: You return to the bar.
  211. (12:45:47 AM) Uvel|22 is now known as Uvel
  212. (12:46:22 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Cyrin? You're the boss. Which way do we go?"
  213. (1:13:36 AM) Cyrin: "Let's check the back room first, then we'll go upstairs."
  214. (1:13:52 AM) DM-Bro: You head into the backroom where they store the BOOZE and the kitchen.
  215. (1:13:57 AM) DM-Bro: search check
  216. (1:14:12 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+10
  217. (1:14:12 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{15}
  218. (1:14:15 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+2
  219. (1:14:16 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  220. (1:14:16 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+2
  221. (1:14:16 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  222. (1:14:51 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli you find BOOZE! Cyrin you find MAGIC BOOZE and some dude sitting in a corner passed out around like 5-6 empty bottles.
  223. (1:16:39 AM) Eztli: "Heh... someone left something for me." Eztli pockets the visible booze.
  224. (1:16:40 AM) DM-Bro: He's an oni
  225. (1:16:47 AM) DM-Bro: Blue oni.
  226. (1:17:17 AM) Uvel: "Hmm, sir? Perhaps are you awake?"
  227. (1:17:25 AM) ***Cyrin takes some of booze, and then tries to shake the drunkard awake.
  228. (1:18:03 AM) Eztli: "...the guy still living?"
  229. (1:18:11 AM) Cyrin: "Well I suppose he
  230. (1:18:22 AM) Cyrin: is safe enough here. Let's check upstairs."
  231. (1:20:09 AM) DM-Bro: You move out of the backroom with MAGIC and non magic booze and lock the door behind you as an added safegaurd for the oni. You then headupstiars and find a few zombie corpses outside a lock door leading to another room.
  232. (1:20:41 AM) Cyrin: "Hello? Is anyone here?"
  233. (1:20:59 AM) ***Cyrin knocks on the locked door.
  234. (1:21:12 AM) Eztli: "Someone's in here, there's dead stiffs all over the place." Eztli says.
  235. (1:21:18 AM) DM-Bro: "...Are you a zombie?"
  236. (1:21:35 AM) Cyrin: "Do I sound like a zombie?"
  237. (1:21:56 AM) DM-Bro: "...No but zombies dont run like that normally so I wouldn't rule talking out."
  238. (1:22:08 AM) Uvel: "Now now Sir Cyrin, this is a trouble time in a terrible place. Ahem, no we are not zombies sir or maddam, what be you?"
  239. (1:22:19 AM) DM-Bro: "...Not a Zombie."
  240. (1:22:34 AM) Cyrin: "Well neither are we. We killed a few to get here, though."
  241. (1:22:54 AM) DM-Bro: "TYSON STOP DICKING AROUND ALREADY AND LET THEM IN FOR KORDS SAKE!" You suddenly hear an agry female's voice
  242. (1:23:07 AM) Eztli: "Hey, is that oni downstairs with you guys?" Eztli cuts in.
  243. (1:23:07 AM) DM-Bro: "Fine fine Jeez." The lock clicks.
  244. (1:23:09 AM) Uvel: "Well since we have cleared that terrible misunderstanding, would you do us the honor to open the do-oh my heavens."
  245. (1:24:05 AM) DM-Bro: "Who Gio? Yeah he's probably in a booze induced coma. The door opens revealing a Black Harpy and a few other monster races in the room. Everything but Humans.
  246. (1:24:08 AM) Cyrin: (also I left Skitters to gaurd the door to the booze.)
  247. (1:25:25 AM) Eztli: "Sounds about right. We locked him downstairs so the stiffs wouldn't get him."
  248. (1:25:49 AM) Uvel: "Salutations Madam, my name is Uvel and this is Sir Cyrin. We have some inquiries about the events that happened to your village."
  249. (1:26:18 AM) DM-Bro: A female Lamia slithers over to the Black Harpy. "See you dumbass they're here to help...You guys are here to help right?"
  250. (1:26:18 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "He means we want to know what happened."
  251. (1:27:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "We were sent to find survivors but we need information on what is going on."
  252. (1:27:37 AM) Uvel: "Of course, we'll be sure to rid this evil from this place so you can go back to your daily lives."
  253. (1:28:01 AM) Eztli: "Sort of hard to go back to normal when your town's full of stiffs, Uvel."
  254. (1:28:08 AM) DM-Bro: The Black Harpy scrathes his head. "Well we were all just doing our thing like what 2 days ago drinking in the bar at night when all of a sudden we start hearing the town alarm go off and screams through the city."
  255. (1:29:49 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Do you know of any other suriviors in the area? Where the zombies came from?"
  256. (1:30:22 AM) DM-Bro: The Lamia interjects. "We we're rushed by these werid looking zombies who were alot faster than usual and they started rounding up all the humans and killing anyone else who got in the way. So we tried to board up the bar and defend it but it didnt work so well. They broke in and we had to fight our way upstairs and we've been stuck here for a few days. As for survivors we're all thats left
  257. (1:30:22 AM) DM-Bro: I think. Everyone else had to have been taken but there are still more of those things out there..."
  258. (1:31:31 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Where did they take the survivors?"
  259. (1:32:31 AM) DM-Bro: The Lamia shurgs. "Hell If I know..."
  260. (1:33:03 AM) Eztli: "...the tower. Hell, I wasn't even that messed up to remember that."
  261. (1:33:31 AM) Uvel: "Hmm...if I may ask, did you notice anything odd or out of place before the zombies appeared? Or the tower to which they're rounding all the humans to."
  262. (1:33:39 AM) ***Cyrin looks over the gathered people.
  263. (1:34:19 AM) DM-Bro: The Black Harpy snaps his fingers. "Yeah there was this weird ass guy who came into the bar the day before. Guy was a real prick treated us all like we were less than dirt then just left."
  264. (1:34:40 AM) Cyrin: "Oh? Now that's someting we can use. What did he look like?"
  265. (1:34:56 AM) DM-Bro: "....A human?"
  266. (1:35:04 AM) Eztli: "... it's that cult, more than likely."
  267. (1:35:30 AM) Cyrin: "...Very helpful, mate. Seriously, no outstanding features or anything?"
  268. (1:35:58 AM) DM-Bro: "Cult? Ah hell just what we need the humans all sacrificed to some demon."
  269. (1:36:29 AM) DM-Bro: The Lamia shrugs. "We didn't really get a look. Besides all humans look alike to me mostly."
  270. (1:37:23 AM) Eztli: "Nah, they're these pricks we have around in Jadeic... guess they might be here too." Eztli says, taking out the waterskin off his hip.
  271. (1:37:27 AM) Uvel: "It seems their evil has taken root even here. Then we must clence the town of the undead and help the others defeat this most dreadful enemy! ...But how are we to round all these sorrowful being in one place?"
  272. (1:38:01 AM) DM-Bro: "...The guard tower has a loud bell that they all were drawn to."
  273. (1:38:16 AM) ***Cyrin sighs heavily.
  274. (1:38:54 AM) Eztli: "What, the zombies?"
  275. (1:39:21 AM) Uvel: "Then we have an objective then! That is, if you are in agreement with this plan Sir Cyrin!"
  276. (1:39:22 AM) DM-Bro: "Yeah just ring it and the dumbasses will all come running to the tower to investiagte the noise I guess."
  277. (1:40:00 AM) Cyrin: "I suppose it's worth a shot."
  278. (1:40:38 AM) DM-Bro: "Gaurd tower is to the west. You cant miss it tallest building in the town."
  279. (1:41:47 AM) Eztli: "Might be where the other group is...?" Eztli says, thinking to himself.
  280. (1:42:01 AM) Cyrin: "There's a chance. Will you guys be okay here?"
  281. (1:42:06 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Only solid lead we have."
  282. (1:42:46 AM) DM-Bro: "Yeah we'll be fine we got enough food to last us the week but I assume you guys will be done in a few hours?"
  283. (1:43:18 AM) Cyrin: "Hope so. We'll come let you know when it's safe."
  284. (1:43:25 AM) Uvel: "That we will! Well then Sir Cyrin, lead on!"
  285. (1:44:11 AM) DM-Bro: You leave the people in the bar and move outside. Just like the Harpy said the tower is easy to spot to the west. Do you take the main roads there or shortcut through the alleys?
  286. (1:44:29 AM) Cyrin: Alleys.
  287. (1:44:45 AM) Uvel: I'm following the leader
  288. (1:44:59 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: i'm watching the back
  289. (1:45:14 AM) Eztli: I'm with.
  290. (1:45:43 AM) DM-Bro: You guys make your way through the alley. Suddenly a few of the garbage cans start to rustle ahead and out from them comes....
  291. (1:45:45 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d100
  292. (1:45:45 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d100=82 ]{82}
  293. (1:45:55 AM) DM-Bro: A kitty.
  294. (1:46:10 AM) DM-Bro: Its meows at you guys. "Gao~"
  295. (1:46:21 AM) ***Cyrin walks over to the cat and scratches under it's chin.
  296. (1:46:40 AM) DM-Bro: The cat purs and rubs its head around your hand.
  297. (1:46:43 AM) ***Eztli audibly hisses. "........"
  298. (1:47:37 AM) DM-Bro: The cat ignores you like a boss. It don't give no fucks about you.
  299. (1:49:03 AM) ***Juri walks up and pets the cat. "Hey there little one..~"
  300. (1:49:20 AM) ***Juri moves her hand and gently scratches its neck.
  301. (1:49:34 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy22 ignores it and waits for everybody to move on
  302. (1:49:49 AM) DM-Bro: The cat rubs its head along your head and moves around your legs rubbing itself against it.
  303. (1:50:00 AM) DM-Bro: He likes you guys...You should take him.
  304. (1:50:05 AM) Juri: "D'awww I want him!"
  305. (1:50:11 AM) ***Uvel grabs the kitty and put him on the shoulder.
  306. (1:50:15 AM) Eztli: "Go right ahead."
  307. (1:50:18 AM) DM-Bro: The cat hisses at Uvel
  308. (1:50:28 AM) ***Juri takes the cat and pets it gently.
  309. (1:50:31 AM) Juri: "Bad rug."
  310. (1:50:47 AM) DM-Bro: You have aquired a cat.
  311. (1:50:58 AM) Uvel: "I'm sorry to correct you Lady Jury, but my name is "rug" as you seem to think it is."
  312. (1:51:45 AM) Uvel: isn't even
  313. (1:51:57 AM) Juri: "It's called an insult, sir gentlebear."
  314. (1:51:58 AM) ***Cyrin whistles and has Skitters chitter softly at the cat.
  315. (1:52:23 AM) DM-Bro: The cat meows at skitters. It appearently does not mind the rat bigger than it.
  316. (1:52:48 AM) DM-Bro: Anyway enough distractions
  317. (1:52:52 AM) DM-Bro: MOVING ON
  318. (1:53:56 AM) Uvel: "An insult then? Like um...ah! Your patterns of attack are most cowardly! ...Like that?"
  319. (1:53:57 AM) DM-Bro: You all make your way to the gaurd tower...strangley no zombies outside. Sweet.
  320. (1:54:17 AM) Uvel left the room (Kicked by DM-Bro (Silence bear)).
  321. (1:54:18 AM) Uvel [~theyarede@25ea667f.189efabc.mia.bellsouth.net] entered the room.
  322. (1:54:34 AM) ***Juri pats the bear on the back. "You'll learn one day, rug."
  323. (1:59:11 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  324. (1:59:11 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+2
  325. (1:59:11 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  326. (1:59:11 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  327. (1:59:11 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+2
  328. (1:59:12 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  329. (1:59:18 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+10
  330. (1:59:19 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{22}
  331. (1:59:21 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+1
  332. (1:59:21 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
  333. (1:59:43 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli you find a button that says "ALARM- PRESS ONLY IN THE CASE OF AN EMERGANCY"
  334. (1:59:49 AM) DM-Bro: Uvel...You find a BOWTIE
  335. (1:59:55 AM) DM-Bro: MAGIC BOWTIE
  336. (2:00:21 AM) ***Uvel holds it up high and then lowers it on himself...until...UNTIL!
  337. (2:00:42 AM) ***Uvel is now a top hat, monocole wearing bear with a bowtie.
  338. (2:01:45 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  339. (2:01:46 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  340. (2:01:54 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  341. (2:01:55 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  342. (2:02:01 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+2
  343. (2:02:02 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  344. (2:02:13 AM) Eztli: "...well that's pretty well-labeled." Eztli says at the button.
  345. (2:02:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+2
  346. (2:02:23 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  347. (2:02:29 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+1
  348. (2:02:30 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  349. (2:02:32 AM) DM-Bro: Cyrin...thats a SUPER DUPER MAGIC BOWTIE IT HOLDS THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE
  350. (2:02:38 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+3
  351. (2:02:38 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  352. (2:03:19 AM) Eztli: "...where did you find this." Eztli slightly winces.
  353. (2:03:32 AM) Cyrin: "Don't care. Don't want to know."
  354. (2:03:54 AM) ***Cyrin pulls his eyes away from the bowtie before he is caught in its hypnotic spell.
  355. (2:04:10 AM) Uvel: "It doesn't matter where something came forth Sir Eztli. But it's soul! It's gentlemanly soul cried out and I, in turn, responded!"
  356. (2:05:17 AM) Eztli: "Hmm... well the thing's enchanted with Gust of Wind, I think... wasn't too good with that magic shit."
  357. (2:05:37 AM) DM-Bro: (1/day you can use the spell.)
  358. (2:06:39 AM) Cyrin: "Whatever. We should look around for ways to fortify this place before we start calling every zombie in the town to come attack us."
  359. (2:07:09 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Not a bad idea." Luka nods
  360. (2:07:42 AM) Eztli: "A barricade, maybe? There's bound to be stuff around to make one."
  361. (2:08:22 AM) Cyrin: "A safe plan. Look around for furniture we can use."
  362. (2:11:15 AM) DM-Bro: There's not much you can bring to baracade the door.
  363. (2:11:29 AM) DM-Bro: Maybe a chair or two but the zombies would break through it easily
  364. (2:12:17 AM) Eztli: "... maybe we could prop the chairs against the doors? I've got nothing.."
  365. (2:13:03 AM) Uvel: "There doesn't seem nothing we can do to block it. Well then, shall we start then gentlemen?"
  366. (2:14:30 AM) Cyrin: "Luka, Juri, head to the top of the tower and check our surroundings."
  367. (2:15:01 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "Sounds good. Lets head up."
  368. (2:15:18 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+6
  369. (2:15:18 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  370. (2:15:33 AM) Eztli: "...the sooner we're farther from these stiffs the better..." Eztli sighs.
  371. (2:15:47 AM) ***DM-Bro slaps Juri around a bit with a large trout
  372. (2:18:54 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+9
  373. (2:18:55 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}
  374. (2:19:20 AM) DM-Bro: You look out for a few moments and see nothing really...5 minutes pass
  375. (2:19:22 AM) DM-Bro: Roll again
  376. (2:19:23 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> error: malformed expression
  377. (2:19:28 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+9
  378. (2:19:28 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  379. (2:19:32 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+6
  380. (2:19:32 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
  381. (2:19:48 AM) Eztli: "Hmm.. want me to take a look? They're taking a while up there."
  382. (2:20:06 AM) DM-Bro: Juri you spot a few zombies...and a few more...and a few more.
  383. (2:20:16 AM) DM-Bro: You count around 12 total.
  384. (2:20:28 AM) Juri: "Luka...Luka you may want to look over here theres...12? I think 12 coming for us.."
  385. (2:20:59 AM) Juri: "Wait..no they're just.. walking. Go tell Cyrin regardless, I'll keep watching."
  386. (2:21:10 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: "This could be trouble. Ill let the the others know."
  387. (2:21:22 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy22 walks downstairs and informs the rest of the party
  388. (2:22:27 AM) Eztli: "...twelve? Shit.. " Eztli looks down to his gun. 'I'll be giving this a good workout today...'
  389. (2:22:49 AM) Cyrin: "Alright... I suppose the only thing we can do is funnel them through the doorway and hope for the best."
  390. (2:24:08 AM) Uvel: "Right then, let them try to get through from our steel and shield."
  391. (2:27:21 AM) Cyrin: "Get Juri down here, we're as ready as we'll ever be.
  392. (2:27:41 AM) Cyrin: "
  393. (2:29:39 AM) Juri: "Ready or not..."
  394. (2:29:47 AM) ***Juri rings the bell and quickly sprints downstairs
  395. (2:30:29 AM) DM-Bro: The horde is coming....
  396. (2:30:32 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d12
  397. (2:30:32 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d12=10 ]{10}
  398. (2:30:52 AM) DM-Bro: 10 zombies Appear outside and charge in
  399. (2:30:55 AM) DM-Bro: Initiative
  400. (2:30:56 AM) Eztli: "Might want to duck once I start shooting." Eztli grins.
  401. (2:31:02 AM) ***Cyrin pulls his short sword and sets it on a counter next to him, with his crossbow aimed at the door.
  402. (2:31:04 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  403. (2:31:05 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{25}
  404. (2:31:06 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+7
  405. (2:31:06 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  406. (2:31:07 AM) Luka|MahBoy22: roll 1d20+3
  407. (2:31:07 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy22 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  408. (2:31:08 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|25
  409. (2:31:09 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+5
  410. (2:31:10 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{13}
  411. (2:31:12 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+4
  412. (2:31:12 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
  413. (2:31:15 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  414. (2:31:16 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  415. (2:31:18 AM) You are now known as Cyrin|17
  416. (2:31:20 AM) Eztli is now known as Eztli|13
  417. (2:31:25 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|8
  418. (2:31:26 AM) DM-Bro is now known as Zombies|8
  419. (2:31:39 AM) Luka|MahBoy22 is now known as Luka|MahBoy5
  420. (2:31:43 AM) Zombies|8: All the zombies run into the room and trip all landing ontop of eachother in one big pile.
  421. (2:33:20 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+7
  422. (2:33:21 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  423. (2:33:21 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+7
  424. (2:33:21 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  425. (2:33:40 AM) Zombies|8: You stab into the large pile and manage to hit a zombie skull killing it.
  426. (2:33:57 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20
  427. (2:33:57 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
  428. (2:34:26 AM) Cyrin|17: I fire my crossbow into the pile, and Skitters jumps in to strike at them.
  429. (2:34:32 AM) Cyrin|17: roll d20+9
  430. (2:34:33 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{22}
  431. (2:34:37 AM) Cyrin|17: roll d20+9
  432. (2:34:37 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{23}
  433. (2:35:12 AM) Zombies|8: You shoot into the pile headshoting one zombie and Skitters dives in spaltering blood everywhere. He probably killed on to.
  434. (2:35:15 AM) Zombies|8: one*
  435. (2:36:17 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d20+9
  436. (2:36:17 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}
  437. (2:36:20 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d20+9
  438. (2:36:20 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{15}
  439. (2:36:35 AM) Zombies|8: You fire two shots into the pile and cap two zombie skulls.
  440. (2:37:17 AM) Zombies|8: Half of the zombies stand just as Uvel goes into actions
  441. (2:37:25 AM) Eztli|13: "That's about as clear a shot I could ask for..." Eztli smirks.
  442. (2:37:54 AM) Uvel|8: roll 1d20+6
  443. (2:37:54 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{13}
  444. (2:38:22 AM) Zombies|8: Uvel does some paladin shit and a mighty holy roar goes through the building exploding all the zombies heads.
  445. (2:38:31 AM) Eztli|13: "..."
  446. (2:38:56 AM) Zombies|8: The wall to your right is broke down by a new zombie...and this one is ALOT tougher looking than they others
  447. (2:39:00 AM) ***Cyrin|17 reloads his crossbow, then picks up his blade and sheathes it again.
  448. (2:39:17 AM) Juri|25: roll 1d20+7
  449. (2:39:18 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|25 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  450. (2:39:22 AM) Juri|25 is now known as Juri|9
  451. (2:39:24 AM) Uvel|8: roll 1d20+2
  452. (2:39:24 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  453. (2:39:27 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d20+5
  454. (2:39:27 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  455. (2:39:29 AM) Luka|MahBoy5: roll 1d20+3
  456. (2:39:29 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy5 rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  457. (2:39:29 AM) ***Cyrin|17 spins to see the new zombie.
  458. (2:39:30 AM) Zombies|8: roll 1d20+8
  459. (2:39:30 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}
  460. (2:39:32 AM) Uvel|8 is now known as Uvel|12
  461. (2:39:33 AM) Cyrin|17: roll d20+4
  462. (2:39:34 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  463. (2:39:38 AM) Eztli|13 is now known as Eztli|10
  464. (2:39:40 AM) You are now known as Cyrin|9
  465. (2:39:41 AM) Luka|MahBoy5 is now known as Luka|MahBoy20
  466. (2:39:41 AM) Zombies|8 is now known as Zombies|12
  467. (2:40:57 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: roll 1d20+11
  468. (2:40:57 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy20 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{18}
  469. (2:41:06 AM) Zombies|12: Miss
  470. (2:41:26 AM) Uvel|12: roll 1d20+11
  471. (2:41:26 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{27}
  472. (2:41:53 AM) Uvel|12: roll 2d6+7
  473. (2:41:53 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 2d6=5 ]{12}
  474. (2:42:06 AM) Zombies|12: You slice into the zombie leaving a few scratches
  475. (2:42:25 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d20+6
  476. (2:42:25 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  477. (2:42:31 AM) Zombies|12: Uvel Touch AC?
  478. (2:43:24 AM) Zombies|12: You are fatigued.
  479. (2:44:36 AM) Eztli|10: roll 1d20+11
  480. (2:44:36 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|10 rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{24}
  481. (2:44:56 AM) Eztli|10: roll 2d4+7+1d6
  482. (2:44:56 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|10 rolled --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=6 ]{19}
  483. (2:45:25 AM) Zombies|12: You take careful aim and fire a shot into the zombies chest damaging it nicely. But it's still going.
  484. (2:45:32 AM) Juri|9: roll 1d20+8
  485. (2:45:32 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  486. (2:45:33 AM) Juri|9: roll 1d20+8
  487. (2:45:33 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{26}
  488. (2:45:41 AM) Zombies|12: One Miss one hit
  489. (2:45:59 AM) Juri|9: roll 2d4+7
  490. (2:45:59 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 2d4=3 ]{10}
  491. (2:46:28 AM) Zombies|12: Juri you stab into the zombie leaving a few holes into him.
  492. (2:46:36 AM) Zombies|12: adding to the *
  493. (2:46:40 AM) Cyrin|9: I'm gonna tumble behind him and stab him in the back.
  494. (2:46:51 AM) Cyrin|9: roll d20+9
  495. (2:46:51 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{14}
  496. (2:47:04 AM) Zombies|12: You roll into the zombie.
  497. (2:47:13 AM) Zombies|12: AoO
  498. (2:47:17 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d20+6
  499. (2:47:17 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  500. (2:47:29 AM) Zombies|12: He slams his fist down to where you are but you dodge out of the way
  501. (2:47:37 AM) Cyrin|9: roll d20+9
  502. (2:47:37 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  503. (2:47:45 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: roll 1d20+11
  504. (2:47:45 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy20 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{26}
  505. (2:47:59 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: roll 2d8+7
  506. (2:47:59 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy20 rolled --> [ 2d8=12 ]{19}
  507. (2:48:28 AM) Zombies|12: Luka you raise you sword up high and cleave the zombie clean in half...only to see another zombie coming into the hole where this one came from.
  508. (2:49:00 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: roll 1d20+11
  509. (2:49:00 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy20 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{26}
  510. (2:49:15 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: roll 2d8+7
  511. (2:49:15 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy20 rolled --> [ 2d8=13 ]{20}
  512. (2:49:40 AM) Zombies|12: You go in a fluid motion back up slicing this zombie up the chest.
  513. (2:49:45 AM) Zombies|12: Uvel your up.
  514. (2:50:31 AM) Uvel|12: roll 1d20+10
  515. (2:50:31 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{30}
  516. (2:50:39 AM) Uvel|12: roll 1d20
  517. (2:50:39 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  518. (2:50:44 AM) Uvel|12: roll 1d20
  519. (2:50:44 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  520. (2:50:55 AM) Uvel|12: roll 2d6+6
  521. (2:50:55 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|12 rolled --> [ 2d6=3 ]{9}
  522. (2:51:41 AM) Zombies|12: With a mighty roar you thrust your sword into the zombies heart and bring it out onto your sword as you withdraw it. Unforturently he's a zombie and doesnt need it.
  523. (2:51:58 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d20+8
  524. (2:51:59 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  525. (2:52:16 AM) Zombies|12: The zombie tries to attack the one who stole his heart but fails.
  526. (2:52:25 AM) Eztli|10: roll 1d20+11
  527. (2:52:25 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|10 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{15}
  528. (2:52:43 AM) Juri|9: roll 1d20+8
  529. (2:52:43 AM) Cyrin|9: Skitters and I attack!
  530. (2:52:43 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  531. (2:52:43 AM) Juri|9: roll 1d20+8
  532. (2:52:44 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}
  533. (2:52:51 AM) Juri|9: roll 2d4+7
  534. (2:52:52 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|9 rolled --> [ 2d4=5 ]{12}
  535. (2:52:52 AM) Cyrin|9: roll d20+9
  536. (2:52:53 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{20}
  537. (2:52:59 AM) Cyrin|9: roll d20+9
  538. (2:52:59 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|9 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{19}
  539. (2:53:47 AM) Zombies|12: Juri you stab into the zombie in the throat and skitters jumps onto your blade running up it and rams into the zombies head knocking it off decapitating his second zombie for the day.
  540. (2:54:12 AM) Zombies|12: Combat done all zombies in the city are killed.
  541. (2:54:19 AM) ***Juri|9 smirks and looks at Cyrin "Why is your rat so fuckin cool?"
  542. (2:54:27 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  543. (2:54:28 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=78 ]{78}
  544. (2:54:29 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  545. (2:54:29 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=70 ]{70}
  546. (2:54:30 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  547. (2:54:30 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=36 ]{36}
  548. (2:54:32 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  549. (2:54:33 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=50 ]{50}
  550. (2:54:34 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  551. (2:54:34 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=27 ]{27}
  552. (2:54:35 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d100
  553. (2:54:35 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d100=72 ]{72}
  554. (2:54:42 AM) Cyrin|9: "He doesn't give fucks."
  555. (2:54:58 AM) Zombies|12: You hear a loud crash coming from outside followed 3 more.
  556. (2:55:06 AM) ***Cyrin|9 whistles and uses a rag to wipe some of the blood off the dire rat.
  557. (2:55:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy20: "The hell was that?"
  558. (2:55:47 AM) Zombies|12: roll 1d20+21
  559. (2:55:47 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{38}
  560. (2:55:59 AM) Zombies|12: roll 2d6+9+5d6
  561. (2:55:59 AM) Dice-chan: Zombies|12 rolled --> [ 2d6=8 5d6=19 ]{36}
  562. (2:56:03 AM) Zombies|12: You hear a gunshot.
  563. (2:56:27 AM) Eztli|10: "If it's more stiffs I'm going to be using this thing as a- well that's a good sound.~" Eztli grins.
  564. (2:56:49 AM) Uvel|12 is now known as Uvel
  565. (2:56:54 AM) Eztli|10 is now known as Eztli
  566. (2:56:56 AM) You are now known as Cyrin
  567. (2:57:12 AM) Luka|MahBoy20 is now known as Luka|MahBoy
  568. (2:57:17 AM) Juri|9 is now known as Juri
  569. (2:57:28 AM) ***Cyrin finishes wiping off the rat, puts the rag back in his pack and moves to check out the noise.
  570. (2:57:47 AM) Uvel: "Comrades, we should investigate that sound at once! Are we in agreement?"
  571. (2:57:51 AM) ***Juri follows Cyrin, snapping her blades into a resting position.
  572. (2:57:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Aye. Lets go."
  573. (2:57:57 AM) Eztli: "Hope that's a gun and not something else." Eztli grins.
  574. (2:58:38 AM) Zombies|12: You make your way back to the area you first fought the zombies and find Kaitlyn, Legion, and Bryce outside fighting a human in intricate red robes. "YOU DAMN CORRUPTED WHORE! HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME!"
  575. (2:58:47 AM) Zombies|12 is now known as PyschoNecromancer
  576. (2:59:17 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Legion materializes a purple blade out of nowhere. "We wish to end this conflict imeeditly."
  577. (2:59:23 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+22
  578. (2:59:23 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{28}
  579. (2:59:35 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 2d8+11
  580. (2:59:36 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 2d8=11 ]{22}
  581. (3:00:20 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Legions blade flies across the area and sinks into the the mans shoulder. "So...this is the true power of these experiments?! A Damned Psionic!?"
  582. (3:00:38 AM) Eztli: 'Glad he's on our side...'
  583. (3:00:42 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d1000
  584. (3:00:42 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d1000=132 ]{132}
  585. (3:00:44 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d100
  586. (3:00:45 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d100=23 ]{23}
  587. (3:00:46 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d100
  588. (3:00:46 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d100=86 ]{86}
  589. (3:00:48 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d100
  590. (3:00:49 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d100=38 ]{38}
  591. (3:01:17 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Anybody else get the feeling we should be helping?"
  592. (3:01:30 AM) Juri: "No..this is their objective, they can handle it."
  593. (3:02:23 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Evan flies into view. "Hey big red up here!" Evan raises his hands to the sky and suddenly the area is covered in thunder clouds. "EAT THIS COCK SUCKER!" Evan slams his arms down and a lighting bolt strikes the man
  594. (3:02:30 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 6d6
  595. (3:02:30 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 6d6=18 ]{18}
  596. (3:03:06 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 12d6
  597. (3:03:06 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 12d6=45 ]{45}
  598. (3:03:12 AM) Eztli: "I think the robed guy needs the help here."
  599. (3:03:34 AM) ***Eztli coughs.
  600. (3:03:53 AM) PyschoNecromancer: The robed man shakes it off and his hands begind glowing red. Around the area actual zombies and skeletons raises numbering in a about
  601. (3:04:00 AM) PyschoNecromancer: 25
  602. (3:04:06 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d100
  603. (3:04:06 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d100=60 ]{60}
  604. (3:04:13 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+25
  605. (3:04:13 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{40}
  606. (3:04:50 AM) PyschoNecromancer: A black burr swoops in and a kills a majority of the zombies
  607. (3:05:06 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+20
  608. (3:05:07 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{35}
  609. (3:05:14 AM) PyschoNecromancer: It comes back again and finishes them off
  610. (3:05:16 AM) Eztli: "I'm pretty sure they've got this.."
  611. (3:05:17 AM) Uvel: "Hmm, this really makes us seem a bit...lacking don't you think?"
  612. (3:05:24 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+23
  613. (3:05:24 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{30}
  614. (3:05:41 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Bryce charges the man and wraps his tail around him
  615. (3:05:46 AM) Eztli: "Be glad we're on the right side, Uvel. I'd hate to be a stiff right now."
  616. (3:05:59 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d8+16
  617. (3:05:59 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d8=7 ]{23}
  618. (3:06:10 AM) PyschoNecromancer: You also notice his sleeves are off.
  619. (3:06:20 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+23
  620. (3:06:20 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{40}
  621. (3:06:23 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+20
  622. (3:06:23 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{39}
  623. (3:06:29 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 1d20+18
  624. (3:06:29 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{35}
  625. (3:06:41 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 2d8+13
  626. (3:06:41 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 2d8=3 ]{16}
  627. (3:06:41 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 2d8+13
  628. (3:06:42 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 2d8=6 ]{19}
  629. (3:06:42 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 2d8+13
  630. (3:06:43 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 2d8=10 ]{23}
  631. (3:06:43 AM) PyschoNecromancer: roll 2d8+13
  632. (3:06:44 AM) Dice-chan: PyschoNecromancer rolled --> [ 2d8=9 ]{22}
  633. (3:07:18 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Bryce lets loose a flurry of blows and finishes by punching a hole right in the robed mans chest going out the other end.
  634. (3:07:34 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "There is a reason why we had the easier assignment Uvel." Luka watches Bryce in awe
  635. (3:08:24 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "HAHA YEAH SUCK MY FAIRY DICK BITCH!" "Shut up Evan your the reason he got away!" "Fuck you birdman why'd it take you so long to get here!" "GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
  636. (3:08:32 AM) Eztli: "...just like the bar." Eztli says, his mouth stuck in awe.
  637. (3:08:54 AM) ***Cyrin is openly awed.
  638. (3:09:40 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Bryce release the man and pulls his fist out of his chest. "Ew...covered in nasty human blood." He tries to wipe it off as Legion approaches him and hands him a rag. "Thanks Legion."
  639. (3:10:00 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Kaitlyn notices you guys watching. "OI HOW LONG WERE YOU JAG OFFS WATCHING?!"
  640. (3:10:29 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Just a few minutes. You seemed to have the situation under control. Great show by the way."
  641. (3:10:39 AM) ***Cyrin nods. "Quite."
  642. (3:10:40 AM) ***Juri claps, a smirk on her face.
  643. (3:10:54 AM) Uvel: "Indeed, you demonstrated great strength and demeanor!"
  644. (3:10:58 AM) ***Eztli waves in response, "About the time you shot the guy, you seemed to have it under control~"
  645. (3:11:16 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Derrick lands near you all as Evan and Kaitlyn approach you as well. "You guys handle the zombies in town?"
  646. (3:11:29 AM) Juri: "Yupyup."
  647. (3:11:40 AM) Eztli: "Yeah, there's some guys holed up in a bar inside the town."
  648. (3:11:46 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "You gotta show me how you managed to puch a hole though his chest Bryce. Prefereably over drinks one night."
  649. (3:12:43 AM) Uvel left the room (quit: Quit: ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD).
  650. (3:12:55 AM) Eztli: "...speaking of," Eztli grins, unpacking one of the bottles he got from earlier to Bryce. "You've earned this more than I have."
  651. (3:13:11 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Bryce is to preoopied getting the blood and gore off his arm. Kaitlyn rubs her head. "Man that was a pain in the ass...fucking Evan NEVER be that stupid and cast a wall of fire in A FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!" "HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS FULL OF EXPLOSIVE OIL!"
  652. (3:14:09 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "Yeah dickhead you burned my wing with that!" Derricks left wing looks a bit singed and is missing some of its feathers.
  653. (3:14:30 AM) ***Juri frowns at the singed wing. 'Son of a bitch...'
  654. (3:14:38 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "Oh cry me a river birdo you'll live~"
  655. (3:14:49 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "Want me to rip one of your wings off?"
  656. (3:14:59 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "...Point taken!"
  657. (3:15:03 AM) Eztli: "Comm's were down, by the way. Didn't get a word when we pulled up into town." Eztli says.
  658. (3:16:14 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "I think it should be fine since Evan blew up the tower. Guy was jamming telecoms to keep the city isolated. He was kidnapping humans to turn them into more of those things like Legion." "We were not happy to find these experiments still being used."
  659. (3:16:50 AM) Eztli: "...well shit."
  660. (3:16:57 AM) Cyrin: "My thoughts, exactly."
  661. (3:17:20 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "We just had a hoard of zombies here. Nothing nearly as powerful as Legion thankfully." Luka recalls the fight
  662. (3:17:45 AM) Eztli: "Anyways, bar full of other NOT-zombies in town. What do?" Eztli says, taking a swig from his waterskin.
  663. (3:18:21 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Kaitlyn shrugs. "I dunno...let em know it's safe I guess. Maybe they'll throw us a feast or atleast let us crash here for the night."
  664. (3:18:50 AM) Cyrin: "I told them we'd contact them when everything was safe, so we should probably go do that."
  665. (3:19:09 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "We belive this human was the ones who experimented on us. He contained the nesesscary components and materials to perform several morally questionable rituals."
  666. (3:19:22 AM) Eztli: "I think I remember the way to the bar, whoever wants to come with."
  667. (3:19:24 AM) ***Juri pats Cyrin's back. "Want me to go and tell them?"
  668. (3:19:51 AM) Cyrin: "Sounds like a plan, love."
  669. (3:20:01 AM) Juri: "...Right, okay then."
  670. (3:20:17 AM) ***Juri lets go of Cyrin and shakes her head. "Don't get ahead of yourself Commander. I'll still slap you silly."
  671. (3:20:20 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Bryce raises his bloodstained hand. "Aye! Let us drink!" He swings back the bottle Eztli gave him killing it in one go.
  672. (3:20:39 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Sounds good to me."
  673. (3:20:47 AM) ***Cyrin sighs. "Everyone's a critic."
  674. (3:21:02 AM) ***Juri chimes in. "But no one can accept criticism~"
  675. (3:21:07 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Derrick chuckles. "Can't get em' all commander~"
  676. (3:21:29 AM) ***Cyrin rubs his eyes. "Shut up, bird. Go tell the people at the bar, Juri."
  677. (3:21:46 AM) Juri: "Yes sir. Eztli!! I'm coming with ya!"
  678. (3:21:49 AM) PyschoNecromancer: "Oi dont get snippy with me Antman I was just messing!"
  679. (3:21:54 AM) ***Juri walks over to the lizard, shaking her head.
  680. (3:22:22 AM) Eztli: "All-aboard for the bar... Today's specials are non-zombies and booze. On the house." Eztli smirks, leading the way.
  681. (3:22:35 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy follows right behind
  682. (3:22:44 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Evan joins Juri and Eztli holding many scrolls much larger than him. "LOOK WHAT I FOUND! NECROMANCER SPELLS!" Bryce and Kaitlyn come along as well.
  683. (3:22:52 AM) ***Cyrin whistles twice, and Skitters seems to disappear into an alleyway.
  684. (3:23:31 AM) PyschoNecromancer: Derrick shurgs and throws his arm around Legion. "Cmon buddy lets see if you can get hammered." "...We are intrested in this experiment."
  685. (3:24:04 AM) ***Cyrin shrugs. "Let's go a'drinkin'."
  686. (3:24:26 AM) PyschoNecromancer: In the end the village folk are grateful for you saving their town and give you all free drinks and a free bed for the night...if only they knew Bryce would drink more than anyone they've ever seen before.
  687. (3:26:15 AM) PyschoNecromancer: HAHA MISSION COMPLETE!
  688. (3:26:31 AM) PyschoNecromancer: You have compelted the mission: Thriller!
  689. (3:26:44 AM) PyschoNecromancer: You gain: ALOT OF FUCKIN EXP
  690. (3:26:55 AM) PyschoNecromancer: You gain: ALOT OF FUCKING GOLD
  691. (3:27:06 AM) PyschoNecromancer: You also gain ALOT OF FUCKING SHIT
  692. (3:27:15 AM) PyschoNecromancer: And a one month timeskip.
  693. (3:27:38 AM) PyschoNecromancer: During this timeskip you accumulate enough EXP to become LEVEL 10!
  694. (3:27:51 AM) PyschoNecromancer: And can spend up to 10,000 gold ontop of what you have
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