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- ATTENTION CORNELLIANS:
- The Cornell DC++ network and illegal movie, TV, textbook and music piracy ring has been confirmed to be run by freshman Cornell student John Aaron Gustafson '15 in his dorm room, 337 Donlon Hall, on North Campus. Easily recognizable by his unkempt, long, curly, red hair and slouching gait, Aaron Gustafson goes by the pseudonym Eisenhower on the DC++ network but has previously gone by the pseudonyms Beast and Odysseus. Aaron's hometown is a mere 20 miles away in Homer, NY, where he attended Homer High School. Aaron is a Computer Science major, a strident supporter of the Occupy Wall Street movement, is on full financial aid and boasts to the Cortland Standard that he has been interested in illegally obtaining movies before release since early in high school. Aaron's phone number is (607) 749-0276 and his email address is [email protected].
- If you don't believe this post, go head into 337 Donlon and check it out for yourself! There will be a $100 cash reward for anyone who ends this illegal file-sharing ring and most importantly giving this long-hair ginger scrub a buzz cut. Payment will be given on proof of haircut, and ceasing of illegal file-sharing. Pictures documenting the capture and/or evidence for trial will warrant an additional $15 in the reward.
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