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<?php
header('Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8');
?>
<?php
//STEFAN v.0.1
$String_0 = ["Fleischige", "Grüne", "Rote", "Blaue", "Gelbe", "Pinke", "Schwarze", "Weiße", "Hirnamputierte", "Spasstische", "Verfickte", "Arschige", "Stinkende", "Leuchtende", "Radioaktive", "Gigantische", "Spektakuläre", "Knallharte", "Zauberhafte", "Einäugige", "Drogensüchtige", "Verkackte", "degenerierte", "Vergammelte", "Rassistische", "Arme", "Reiche", "Obdachlose"];
$String_1 = ["Autos", "Ärzte", "Krankenhäuser", "Handgranaten", "Panzer", "Nuklearsprengköpfe", "Gynopoden", "Einhörner", "Blumentöpfe", "Hundehaufen", "Exkremente", "Außerirdische", "Ufos", "Feuerlöscher", "Postbeamte", "Polizisten", "Lehrer", "Computer", "Straßenlaternen", "Kauleisten", "Feuerwehrwagen", "Kartoffeln", "Kartoffelsalate", "Amerikaner", "Deutsche", "Zombies", "Pistolen", "Füße", "Arschkastanien",  "Radfahrer", "Uboote", "Taucher", "Dinosaurier", "Bananen", "Giraffen", "Elefanten", "Nuklearsprengköpfe", "Hängebäuche", "Nudelbummser", "Karottenficker", "Zwerge", "Aliens", "Kackstelzen", "Ringelstilze", "Abfalleimer", "Rennwagen", "Schildkröten", "Sandkästen", "Kothaufen", "Hurensöhne", "Pferde", "Ausländer", "Nazis", "Juden", "Japsen", "Kotbeutel", "Wurstländer"];
$String_2 = ["springen", "rennen", "laufen", "kacken", "hören", "singen", "backen", "schreien", "kotzen", "töten", "furzen", "rülpsen", "pissen", "werfen", "schmeißen", "sterben", "schwimmen", "lesen", "reden", "weinen", "schreien", "schwitzen"];
//DoList, Only for sentence struct 1
$String_2_2 = ["essen", "kleben", "schieben", "lutschen", "löffeln", "braten", "grillen"];
$String_3 = [ "laut", "klein", "extrem", "schön", "hässlich", "dick", "grün", "ekelhaft", "hinterfotzig", "hinterhältig", "ängstlich", "fröhlich", "bescheuert", "zuverlässig"];
$sentence = rand(1, 3);
//Define sentence structure
switch ($sentence) {
    case 1:
        $temp = $String_0[rand(0, count($String_0) - 1)]. " ". $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_2[rand(0, count($String_2) - 1)] . " " . $String_3[rand(0, count($String_3) - 1)] . "er als " . $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)];
        break;
    case 2:
        $temp = "Wenn " . $String_0[rand(0, count($String_0) - 1)]. " ". $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_2_2[rand(0, count($String_2_2) - 1)] . " , werden " . $String_0[rand(0, count($String_0) - 1)] . " ". $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_3[rand(0, count($String_3) - 1)] ;
        break;
    case 3:
        $temp = "Falls " . $String_0[rand(0, count($String_0) - 1)]. " ". $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_2_2[rand(0, count($String_2_2) - 1)] . "Würden, Wären " . $String_0[rand(0, count($String_0) - 1)]. " " . $String_1[rand(0, count($String_1) - 1)] . " " . $String_3[rand(0, count($String_3) - 1)] ;
        break;
    case 4:
        break;
}

?>
<head>
    <script src='https://code.responsivevoice.org/responsivevoice.js'></script>
</head>
<body onload='responsiveVoice.speak("<?php echo $temp; ?>", "Deutsch Female");'>


<h1><?php echo $temp; ?></h1>

    <script>
        setTimeout(taunt, 500)
        function taunt(){
    responsiveVoice.speak("<?php echo $temp; ?>", "Deutsch Female");
            responsiveVoice.resume();
        }
    </script>
    <input onclick='responsiveVoice.speak("<?php echo $temp; ?>", "Deutsch Female");' type='button' value='🔊 Play' />
    <br><br>
    <h2>S.T.E.F.A.N</h2>
    Stupid Terror Elecrtic Fantastic Anal Node<br><br>
    STEFAN Kennt <?php print count($String_1); ?> Nomen, <?php print count($String_2); ?> Verben und <?php print count($String_3) + count($String_0); ?> Adjektive.
</body>