Sleepyhollow_101 AMA

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : How many penises are in your purse right now?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I actually just sold a batch, so none.  But on any given day, I'll have somewhere between two and seven penises in my purse.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What’s one of your favorite habits you have?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Hm… tough one.  Right now, after I get home from work every day, my sister and I marathon Ru Paul's Drag Race.  It's my current favorite habit.  Does that count?

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  What are some things that make you really happy?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Reading, getting fan mail, getting hate mail, drinking hot chocolate, and s'mores oolong tea.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Who would win in a fight: you, in costume as Sailor Moon, or actual Sailor Moon?

<Sleepyhollow_101> That's easy.  Of course I'd win.  Sailor Moon is a pretty feel-good, happy anime designed for tweens.  She's not willing to shank a bitch like I am.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If you could have any animal in the world as a pet, what would you choose?

<Sleepyhollow_101> A BAT.  Ever since I was a kid, bats have been my favorite animals.  They're adorable and cuddly and very friendly.

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  Have you ever been in a fist fight?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Once.  When I was in second grade, my best friend followed me around the playground saying that I couldn't give him a black eye because I was a girl.  So, you know, I whirled around and gave him a black eye.  No regrets.

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  How would you explain your basic life philosophy?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Oh man, I don't think I have a basic life philosophy.  It mostly revolves around how you interact with other people.  I think you should be kind and make connections with as many people as possible.  I'm also kind of a nihilist, so I believe that nothing we do really matters - in which case, you should enjoy as much of the world as possible.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If you had to live in another time period, which one would you choose?

<Sleepyhollow_101> If it was only for, like, a month?  I'd live in 1600s/1700s China.  I'd vacation there as an elite.  Lots of music, theatre, parties, that kind of stuff.  It would be interesting to see it first-hand, after studying it so long.  If it was for an extended period, probably Victorian england.  Just because I love the fashion.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you were given the choice, would you keep your own dad, or go back in time with Joe Kenda from Homicide Hunter as your dad?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Pfft, I'd keep my dad.  Eric > Joe Kenda.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What’s something most people don’t know about you?

<Sleepyhollow_101> My favorite color is baby pink.  I think people assume that, as a horror writer, I have to be all creepy and goth-y.  I am, of course, both those things, but I also love girly stuff.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Which animal do you consider to be the sexiest?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I first read that as "which animals do you consider to be the most sexist," so I'm going to answer that question instead and say polar bears.

<Sleepyhollow_101> (sexiest animals are obviously dolphins)

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If you could learn one new thing instantly, what would it be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> How to play guitar.  I've always wanted to learn, but I never seem to be able to get any momentum.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to try, but never have?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I've always wanted to go to a drag show, but I haven't been yet.  It's on my bucket list!

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What was/is your favorite thing about your childhood home?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I lived on a farm with a grove in the back, and we used to spend hours exploring it.  That's probably the best part.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is the opposite of opposite?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Sensationalism.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : If you had a button in front of you with a 50/50 chance of granting you one wish, whatever you want with no strings attached...  Or horribly murdering you. Do you press it?

<Sleepyhollow_101> No, I'm perfectly capable of granting my own wishes.  Instead, I enslave said button and use it to create horrible party game b-list horror films.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What’s the first thing you would do if you could become invisible?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Lost my pants.  Pants are annoying.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod :  If you could gain superhuman abilities with one sense at the cost of losing a different sense permanently, which would you choose?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Sense of smell.  I don't think I'd miss out on all that much.

<Sleepyhollow_101> OH.  But I'd get super-human strength.  That counts as touch, right?

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is the most embarrassing moment you’ve experienced in your lifetime?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Oh, God.  Well… when I was in middle school, I got my period at school but didn't have any pads, so I used toilet paper and it fell out during class.

<Sleepyhollow_101> THANKS FOR MAKING ME RELIVE THAT.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What is your most valued personal possession in life? Who gave it to you?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I have a little Christmas ornament shaped like a tube of lipstick.  My best friend bought it for me for Christmas.  They found it in her room after she died, wrapped and ready for me.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Who is the biggest asshole you’ve ever come across in your life and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Hm, that's a hard question.  There was a guy who I had a crush on for a while… he knew I liked him, so he liked to string me along and play games with me because it was an ego-boost.  He's done it to a lot of girls and he has a weird habit of going after underage girls.  I'd say he's the biggest asshole.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : Do you have a favorite quote?

<Sleepyhollow_101> "If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Nietzsche

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : At what temperature is vengeance best served?

<Sleepyhollow_101> You know, a lot of people think vengeance is best served cold, but I'd say that vengeance should be only lightly chilled in a champagne bucket, full of the blood of your enemies.

<Sleepyhollow_101> (serves 15-20 people)

<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman_ontherun_ : what is your ideal writing area?

<Sleepyhollow_101> When I was a kid, I liked to build little blanket forts to read in, stocked with lots of snacks.  That's my ideal writing environment.

<cmd102> Question from mert : Hi, Rona...yep, it's Mom.  My question is, "of all the B&W old horror films you saw when you were younger, which was your favorite?

<Sleepyhollow_101> HI MOM.  Obviously The Cabinet of Doctor Caligari!  It was a big inspiration for Tim Burton and it's a psychological thriller!

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Chocolate.  Not even gonna lie, I am so addicted it's not even funny.

<Sleepyhollow_101> And this isn't one of those "lol I'm addicted to chocolate" things, no, it's an actual serious problem.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Who is someone you envy and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I really envy /u/EZMisery.  She's a fantastic writer and is always putting out new, innovative stories.
<cmd102> Question from KPants :  If you were a worm, how long would you be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'd be THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS big.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : On what platform would you base your hypothetical presidential campaign? If successful, what is your first act as Commander in Chief?

<Sleepyhollow_101> My platform would be to stop religious abuse and end the monopoly of certain organized religions in the USA.  Then, if I became president, I'd make the Cult of Cthulu the national religion and I'd summon Great Cthulu from R'lyeigh. (sp?)

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What would you want written on your tombstone?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I want some weird, cryptic message written on it to confuse and inspire horror fans for years to come.

<Sleepyhollow_101> But it would really just translate to "Drink your ovaltine."

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What fruit do you identify with the most emotionally?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Blackberries.  For obvious reasons.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  If you had to be a dinosaur, what type of dinosaur would you be and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Um, HAD to?  If I GOT to be a dinosaur, I would be a pterodactyl because I could fly and shriek and it would be AWESOME.  They're not *technically* dinosaurs, but who gives a rat's ass, pterodactyl for LIFE.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  What is your favorite smell?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Chocolate cake.  That smell means happiness.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  If you could only see one color for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Yellow, I think it would be the happiest color.

<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman_ : what do you look for in your  future husband? (Or wife) (Or cats)

<Sleepyhollow_101> I look for someone who believes in equality and is a supportive partner.  In a more superficial way, I really dig black hair, dark eyes, and tentacles.  In a cat, I just look for the biggest asshole.  Go big or go home.

<cmd102> Question from oqnet : do you ever have difficulty making a story work in the first person?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I do, definitely.  It's gotten easier the more I've done it, but third-person omniscient is still the easiest way for me to write.  You lose out on a lot of details and subtle plot points when writing from only one perspective.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : If you had to choose one inanimate object to be sexually attracted to, what would you choose?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Books.  I'm halfway there already.

<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman_ : do you ever get writers block? If so, how do you solve it?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I do get writer's block, and it's not necessarily easy to overcome.  There's no one way to go about it.  Sometimes, I just need to take a break from writing for a few days.  Otherwise, I select a prompt to work with or I try to write the most ridiculous thing I possibly can.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Who is the one person you would never want to meet?

<Sleepyhollow_101> The current Chairman of China, Xi JinPing.  I'd say something stupid and end up banned from China for life, which would put a damper on my career aspirations.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What tooth is your favorite?

<Sleepyhollow_101> My two front teeth are both my favorite, as they are twins.  They used to have a cute gap between them before braces ruined it.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is one phrase you say a lot?

<Sleepyhollow_101> When I get angry, I get really sarcastic, and I have a tendency, when people ask me to repeat something or do the whole "excuse me?" thing, to respond with, "did I stutter, or was there a word in there you didn't understand?"  It's a bad habit I picked up from my dad.

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : What's the first story you remember reading on /r/nosleep?

<Sleepyhollow_101> AUTOPILOT.  It was so good and so creepy it made me physically sick to my stomach, and I was hooked.

<cmd102> Question from SirVoldemort : What celebrity would you want to meet in real life?

<craftfear> Do you plan your stories out before you write them, or do you think of the plot as you write?

<Sleepyhollow_101> JOHNNY DEPP.  I love him and I am his number one fan and I kind of want to marry him.

<cmd102> (craftfear , you need to PM me your questions)

<Sleepyhollow_101> It's a little bit of both, honestly.  I usually sit on an idea for a few days until it naturally fleshes out a bit, then I write it and just see where it goes, no other planning.  Once I write a first draft, I go back and clean up and change directions if need be.

<Sleepyhollow_101> (I answered it anyway, stick it to the man)

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : If you could pick one of your stories to be made into a movie, which would it be and who would you pick to play the main character?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I would probably choose "My wife cooked me dinner the other night," and I'd have the main couple played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Emma Stone.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : The last piece of chocolate is in front of you. Do you eat it, or keep it around to look at/smell for as long as possible?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I eat it.  Then I promptly die of cardiac arrest, as dictated by the universe, for I cannot exist in a plane of existence without chocolate.  So it is written, so shall it be.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is your favorite cheese?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I like all cheeses, except for that one that has maggots in it.  But my favorite is probably Mozzarella

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Which NoSleeper would make the best date? The worst?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Best Date: /u/deadnspread.  We'd have a nice romantic horror movie date followed by sacrificial offerings and blood orgies.  Worst NoSleep date? Probably /u/kneeod because he'd wear that stupid hat if it was on a Wednesday.  YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN.

<cmd102> Question from SirVoldemort : Which countries would you like to visit and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'd love to visit Japan and Korea once I learn the languages, because I love East Asian culture.  I'd also like to visit Cambodia - my best friend was half-cambodian, I think she would appreciate it.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Your house suddenly bursts into flames. You have just enough time to run in and grab one inanimate object. Pets and family are already safe. What's the one thing you save from the blazing inferno?

<Sleepyhollow_101> My baby blanket.  I can't live without blankie.  It's been with me for every hospital visit, every funeral, every good and bad day.  Such loyalty needs rewarding.

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : Did you write stories before posting to /r/nosleep? Were they horror?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Yes and yes!  I have written a few stories on other sites - if you can find them, good luck, I did everything anonymously.  I've written since I was a child.  I started off as a young kid writing fantasy but very quickly moved to horror due to my fascination with urban legends.

<cmd102> Question from SirVoldemort : What's your favorite horror movie?

<Sleepyhollow_101> That question is WAY TOO HARD TO ANSWER.  I'll give you my current contemporary favorite: The Babadook.  I struggle with depression, so this movie really hit a chord with me somewhere deep inside.

<cmd102> Question from KPants :  You have been eternally banned from every restaurant in the world except one. Which one is it?

<Sleepyhollow_101> HuHot.  It would be worth it.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What is your favorite flavor/color Gatorade?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Ice blue.  I used to get strep throat a minimum of four times a year growing up, and ice blue gatorade was the ONLY thing that dulled the pain.  I'm convinced it's witchcraft.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : If you could only read three books for the rest of your life, what would they be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> 1. Wuthering Heights. 2. Dracula. 3. Salem's Lot

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : Why do you think stress sparks writing for you?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I honestly don't know.  It's probably a family trait: both my mother, Mert, and my grandmother are writers.  I think for me, focusing on a story and crafting on paper what I see in my head is relaxing and forces me to refocus.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which animal do you feel most evenly matched against in a fight to the death?

<Sleepyhollow_101> A cat.  You laugh, but they are vicious, resourceful creatures.  It would be an interesting game.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  What is the most challenging thing about writing for you?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Editing.  I am TERRIBLE at editing.  Seriously appalling.  I just have no idea where to start.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's your biggest regret in life? (you don't have to answer if this is too personal)

<Sleepyhollow_101> The last time I hung out with my best friend, I was kind of exhausted and not feeling great, so I left early instead of staying another day with her.  She died less than a month later.  I'll always regret that.

<cmd102> Question from oqnet : what's the one music genre you despise or like the least.

<Sleepyhollow_101> I don't really have one, I'm a fan of pretty much any type of music.  Although I have to say that I enjoy something with lyrics.  Instrumentals doesn't really do it for me, unless we're talking movie soundtracks.

<cmd102> Question from ThrowAwatSalesman_ : whats your biggest fear?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Being buried alive.  That would suck, yo.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened. Death appears. Turns out, Death is actually chill af. He offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who do you pick?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I choose my best friend.  I could choose a family member, but I think most of them lived rather full lives.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : You create your own Utopian society. What are the first 3 laws you enact?

<Sleepyhollow_101> 1. All crime is punished by an equal consequence, i.e. murderers will be murdered.  2. Taxes are included in the price so I don't have to guess how much I will owe.  3. Animals rehomed to people who are in need of them

<cmd102> Question from KPants : You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Never Have I Ever.  Honestly, I just wanna see a bunch of celebrities play that game and spill secrets.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or any other one thing, what would you want to know?

<Sleepyhollow_101> What's the meaning of my life?  Not life in general, just mine

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  If you could orchestrate it, how would you choose to die?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'm a wimp, so in my sleep, at the ripe old age of 95.  Surrounded by family and members of my cult.

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP :  What keeps you up at night?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Nightmares, mostly.  Because I wake up and think, "damn, that would make a good story" and get to writing

<cmd102> Question from KPants : If you had to sell one organ from your own body on the black market, what would it be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Kidney.  I don't need that.  Or my appendix.  Hey, you didn't say it had to be a *useful* organ.

<cmd102> Question from SirVoldemort :  If it were possible, would you like to know when and how you're gonna die?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Nah, man.  I want it to be a surprise.  I like surprises

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Backstreet Boys or Nsync?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Um, Nsync all the way.  JT is my idol.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Who's your favorite Spice Girl?

<Sleepyhollow_101> They are all my favorite on various days of the week

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  If you could use only three adjectives to describe yourself, what would they be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> smart, gothy, introverted

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : What do you want to be when you grow up?

<Sleepyhollow_101> A Disney princess-turned-villain

<cmd102> Question from SirVoldemort : What is your favorite TV show? (If you watch TV)

<Sleepyhollow_101> ru paul's drag race!!!!

<Sleepyhollow_101> Or Archer

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : You have been given the opportunity to rewrite any movie or TV show, which do you pick and what do you change?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I rewrite How I met Your Mother and make Lily less of a bitch.  She's my favorite but damn, girl.

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : What's your favorite word?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Malevolent.  Lots of nice sounds in it.

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : What superpower would you want?

<Sleepyhollow_101> TO FLY.  How cool would that be?

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : If you could have dinner with three people, alive or dead, who would they be?

<Sleepyhollow_101> 1. Johnny Depp.  2. Bruce Lee.  3. Vlad the Impaler.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What is the one pet you would never want to own?

<Sleepyhollow_101> A fish.  You can't pet them and they die very quickly/easily.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  What is your go-to comfort food?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Either chocolate or pizza.  Pizza always makes a bad day better

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Is there anything that you find terrifying but irresistible?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Horror, actually.  I'm very easily scared and get tons of nightmares.  The problem is that there's something irresistibly attractive and exciting about horror, so I subject myself to it even though I'm a wimp.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Do you have a secret talent?

<Sleepyhollow_101> You know the game memory?  Where you flip over the cards and try to match them?  I played it all the time growing up with my grandma, and I am wicked good at it.  I almost never lose a game, and I can usually win in under three minutes.

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : What one life skill would you want to be able to download and be an instant expert (i.e. Matrix style)?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'll go with a Matrix answer and say martial arts.  Preferably Jeet Kune Do.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which NoSleeper would you most like to duel, and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I really want to duel /u/purpleaquarius, I think in muscle mass and size we are pretty evenly matched, and also she's adorable.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  If you had to eat all your meals from now on using only one utensil, what would you pick? (Sporks are not an option.)

<Sleepyhollow_101> Chopsticks.  I HAVE FINALLY MASTERED THEM.  Four years as a Chinese major and I really did learn something useful.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is your current desktop picture?

<Sleepyhollow_101> It's a picture of a peony that I took in China.  I'm not super artsy, but I'm kind of proud of the picture.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Which nosleeper do you think would likely be the killer in a Nosleep edition murder mystery house? Who do you think would be murdered first?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I think /u/Xylonex would be the murderer, and /u/Zyclin would die first, being as he's a nice, good, kind person and so of COURSE he has to die first.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

<Sleepyhollow_101> DID I SLEEP THROUGH THE AMA????  I have a terrible habit of oversleeping all the time.

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : What subreddits do you frequent, other than /r/nosleep?

<Sleepyhollow_101> GOOD QUESTION.  I frequent /r/SailorMoon, /r/CreepyPMS, /r/anxiety, /r/whatcouldgowrong… among others

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Fuck, marry, kill. NoSleep edition. Which 3 and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> OOH.  Fuck? /u/PurpleAquarius.  Marry? /u/pianoteeth- (sp?)  Kill? /u/xylonex.  Just to see if I could do it
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<cmd102> Question from oqnet : what's your feeling on taco tuesday? Should it be limited to just tuesday or is everyday a taco day

<Sleepyhollow_101> If every day was a taco day, we would end up with a world shortage of tacos.  Do you want to be responsible for that?

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : Which Disney villain are you?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'm gonna go with Ursula the Sea Witch.  She's pretty amazing.

<cmd102> Question from Sleepyhollow_101 : Hey, Sleepyhollow_101, you have such a cute haircut, how does it feel to be so awesome all the time at everything?

<Sleepyhollow_101> WELL THANKS FOR THE QUESTION.  Feels pretty great, being so cool, so glad other people definitely think that.

<cmd102> Question from fistoffury :  Of all your characters, which are your favorites and why?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I think my absolute favorite is The Judge.  He's a very shadowed character that blurs the line between good and evil, sane and insane.

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? Did you like it?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I ate intestines when I was in China.  They were actually super delicious, 10/10 would eat again…. 13/10 with rice

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What's the best concert you've been to?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I've… never actually been to a concert. :(

<cmd102> Question from SiwelP : What is the hardest thing about growing up, and is it worth it?

<Sleepyhollow_101> The hardest thing about growing up is dealing with people who refuse to, and when I say refuse to, I mean the people who act like entitled brats.  I think growing up is worth it, but that doesn't mean I don't still play with Barbies on the weekends.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Would you rather dive into a swimming pool filled with cooked spaghetti, mashed potatoes, or jello?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Cooked spaghetti because I love spaghetti and I could eat it all day, please also fill it with spaghetti sauce so I can die in ecstasy

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : What are your feelings toward hula hoops?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Hula Hoops seem like good fun, but they are really frustrating devil rings that remind me that my hips do, in fact, lie

<cmd102> Question from oqnet : what one thing about posting on nosleep mildy or majorly frustrates you. if there is one

<Sleepyhollow_101> OH MAN.  People complaining about trigger warnings.  Listen, there are times when I understand it.  Sexual horror, as a niche horror genre, should probably be tagged at least NSFW because that can trigger people, yes.  But if you're on a HORROR subreddit and are upset when you read something disturbing… you are a special kind of stupid.

<cmd102> Question from Zchxz : When Death comes for you, what do you challenge them to, to live another 10 years?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Memory.  Like I said, I slay at it.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What are your thoughts on the Patriarchy?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Well, I'm Sailor Moon, so I say we smash the patriarchy with magical girl wands and cute skirts.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Can you tell a spoopy story in 6 words or less?

<Sleepyhollow_101> "I didn't do my taxes."  That's the best I got today.

<Sleepyhollow_101> Or maybe "and then there was GHOST."

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which four people from nosleep would you least like to play Twister with?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Hmmmm.  /u/Zyclin, /u/pianoteeth-, /u/Siwelp, /u/Poppymoonray.  Because I like to win and I'll pout if I lose.  I don't think I could win against any of these people.

<cmd102> Question from fistoffury : Would you have dinner with the Judge, or be too afraid of setting him off?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I'd be terrified of setting him off, but I've sort of already had dinner with the Judge, considering he is based off of someone I know in real life.  Hi, George!

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Would you rather go on a date with Pol Pot reborn, or me with the trucker hat?

<Sleepyhollow_101> I would rather go on a date with Pol Pot/Mecha Hitler/Robot Vlad the Impaler than yOU WITH THE TRUCKER HAT

<cmd102> Question from cmd102 : You commit a great crime and are exiled to a deserted island. All necessities to live are provided
(food, shelter, etc), but you can't have access to TV or internet. You're allowed to bring 3 things to entertain you, and they will be infinitely refilled/replaced for you as long as you're there. What do you bring?

<Sleepyhollow_101> A library, temple run, and yahtzee.

<cmd102> Question from fistoffury : Could you bring yourself to root for grown men in Purple?

<Sleepyhollow_101> THE VIKINGS ARE A FANTASTIC TEAM AND YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON.

<cmd102> FINAL QUESTION from kneeod : Any advice for new/aspiring writers?

<Sleepyhollow_101> Just keep writing.  Even when people make you feel like shit, or when you don't have any inspiration, or you think you're too busy… just keep writing.  That's what makes a writer.  We're not waiters, or procrastinators, or thinkers.  We're writers.

<Sleepyhollow_101> FIN.

<cmd102> THAT'S IT! Thanks everyone for attending our AMA, thank you Sleepyhollow_101 for joining us and answering all the questions!

<Sleepyhollow_101> <3 <3 <3 Thanks for having me, guys!  You're all great!

<cmd102> Keep an eye out on /r/nosleepinterviews for the next victim, u/SiwelP