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- 21:55:07: <Nuppiz> Miccoli going very wide in the S Curves while chasing Reatherson
- 21:55:21: <Biscione> FFS SALVATORE CALM YO SHIT
- 21:56:43: <Biscione> TR: "Salvatore, take it down a level, you have two team-mates behind protecting you from Hawkin. We don't need to chase Reatherson today, it doesn't matter. Hold second."
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- 22:15:29: <Nuppiz> Miccoli going veeery wide, struggling to stay on the track
- 22:15:38: <Biscione> IDIOTA
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- 22:24:37: <Nuppiz> ooh Miccoli goes wide again and almost hits the barrier
- 22:24:45: <Biscione> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 22:24:49: <Biscione> STOP PLAYING WITH FIRE YOU IDIOT
- 22:25:29: <Biscione> TR: "SALVATORE, STOP. Hawkin is neutralised. You have a team-mate to protect from any threat behind. STAY IN SECOND, EASE OFF."
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- 22:33:10: <Nuppiz> ooh, Miccoli playing with fire again
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- 22:42:01: <Nuppiz> Miccoli goes wide enough to nudge the wall but still escapes without visible damage
- 22:42:07: <Biscione> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- 22:43:03: <Nuppiz> yellow flags
- 22:43:17: <Nuppiz> lot's of black smoke before the hairpin
- 22:43:21: <Biscione> Ted Kravitz: "And once again we can see the legendary Linari rage boiling over in the pit-lane here, he's starting to thrash pitlane equipment and shout over the team radio. Miccoli's knife-edge driving is driving him up the wall, it seems. Better hope he keeps it on the road for the sake of Linari's mental health. Back to you Ben."
- 22:43:24: <Nuppiz> it's Lucarelli!
- 22:43:35: <Biscione> fuck!
- 22:43:43: <Biscione> there goes 3rd in WDC for him
- 22:43:57: <Biscione> but okay, that was only the secondary objective today
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- 22:47:59: <Nuppiz> black car on fire!
- 22:48:03: <WestLondoner> #SocialDarwinsim
- 22:48:03: <WestLondoner> :O
- 22:48:17: <Nuppiz> 'tis Koczo!
- 22:48:24: <Rated> I was too lazy to make new liveries, and I didn't want to ask people to make one just for a sole event. I wasn't supposed to make a video, but this accident HAD TO BE SHOWN ! :D
- 22:49:13: <Klon_Rules> WestLondoner, you should burn them
- 22:49:32: <Nuppiz> and Ardaoglu ramps off Koczo's wreck and is upside down!
- 22:49:38: <WestLondoner> Welp
- 22:49:51: <Klon_Rules> BOOOO!
- 22:49:59: <Klon_Rules> Damn Hungarian fuck!
- 22:50:22: <Biscione> fffffuuuu
- 22:50:27: <Biscione> nervous nervous times
- 22:50:29: <Biscione> one IBR ded
- 22:50:45: <Takagi_ftw> Found this in the 2017 silly season thread
- 22:50:48: <Takagi_ftw> "Rhys Davies not wanting to partner Dagnall joins the improved Kamaha team alongside Tomo Kazama"
- 22:50:59: <Takagi_ftw> Prediction of the year right there :P
- 22:51:09: <Salamander> let me guess who made it
- 22:51:10: <Salamander> superaguri
- 22:51:17: <Takagi_ftw> Hole in one
- 22:51:22: <Salamander> :p
- 22:51:37: <Biscione> I like how R Lomas came back and rammed M Kurniwarn in revenge for the earlier shunt
- 22:52:07: <Nuppiz> Hawkin sneaks past Zuber and is now 3rd!
- 22:52:11: <WestLondoner> :O
- 22:52:13: <Rated> uh oh
- 22:52:32: <Salamander> yeah, hawkins got this now
- 22:52:34: <Salamander> probably
- 22:52:42: <Biscione> Miccoli is still P2...
- 22:52:44: <Biscione> or did I miss something
- 22:52:44: <WestLondoner> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131005163957/spongefan/images/f/f0/Dis_gon_b_gud.gif
- 22:53:04: <Salamander> oh wait i forgot to account for the heats
- 22:53:07: <Salamander> derrrrrr
- 22:53:09: <Biscione> yes, you did
- 22:53:12: <Biscione> I said already
- 22:53:14: <Biscione> 151 Hawkin
- 22:53:16: <Biscione> 150 Miccoli
- 22:53:22: <Nuppiz> Renaldi, Tarantino, van der Zwaart, Jacobson, Ekdal, Matsudate, Carlisle, Klien and Galaz all hit Koczo's wreck
- 22:53:30: <Rated> LOL
- 22:53:35: <WestLondoner> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/155/CornetteFace.jpg
- 22:53:36: <Biscione> if Hawkin is P2, and Miccoli is P3 and has FL, he would win title on countback
- 22:53:38: <Salamander> i thought that was the points standings as they ran at the time
- 22:53:40: <Salamander> derp
- 22:53:40: <V8fan12> Oh dear.
- 22:53:51: <Nuppiz> all except the latter lose their front wings
- 22:53:54: <Klon_Rules> saladmander pls be smarter
- 22:54:00: <Salamander> great
- 22:54:03: <V8fan12> damn and Klien was doing so well.
- 22:54:03: <Nuppiz> Galaz hits hard enough to retire on the spot
- 22:54:10: <Biscione> jesus, that's a big pileup
- 22:54:13: <Salamander> its like they all want to vindicate my decision to abandon ifrc :p
- 22:54:22: <BanEveryone> <---------
- 22:54:40: <RealRacingRoots> where was Koczo's car?
- 22:54:51: <V8fan12> in the middle of the road probably :P
- 22:54:51: <SarfLandana> Was Koczo out of the car?
- 22:55:05: <SarfLandana> We could have another Bulku situation here
- 22:55:26: <Biscione> don't exaggerate
- 22:55:28: <Nuppiz> yes, he was
- 22:55:33: <Biscione> Bulku got hit on the head
- 22:55:37: <Nuppiz> Lilly hits Koczo...
- 22:55:39: <Biscione> if it was one car or 20 involved
- 22:55:43: <Biscione> makes no difference
- 22:55:49: <Biscione> it was the type of contac.t...
- 22:56:11: <Nuppiz> the marshall's can't clean up the mess because cars keep coming into the scene
- 22:56:13: <Nuppiz> OOOOOO
- 22:56:15: <SarfLandana> :O
- 22:56:21: <V8fan12> Wheres the Safety Car then?
- 22:56:25: <SarfLandana> Shit son
- 22:56:26: <Nuppiz> MICCOLI
- 22:56:28: <SarfLandana> :O
- 22:56:32: <RealRacingRoots> YES
- 22:56:33: <SalaMonkeyman> here we go
- 22:56:36: <Nuppiz> HE LOSES HIS FRONT WING
- 22:56:42: <Klon_Rules> GAME OVER MAN
- 22:56:44: <Klon_Rules> GAME OVER!
- 22:56:49: <SarfLandana> Linari is ded. :P
- 22:56:50: <Biscione> .....
- 22:57:01: <Takagi_ftw> Cue Kostas22 rage in 3, 2...
- 22:57:04: <RealRacingRoots> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
- 22:57:04: <RealRacingRoots> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
- 22:57:05: <RealRacingRoots> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
- 22:57:06: <RealRacingRoots> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
- 22:57:07: <Takagi_ftw> *Stramala
- 22:57:11: <SarfLandana> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/155/CornetteFace.jpg
- 22:57:12: <Rated> SPAM !
- 22:57:13: <RealRacingRoots> Biscotti
- 22:57:44: <Biscione> TR: "YOU RETARD. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR????? WE WILL NOT SERVICE YOU, STAY ON THE FUCKING TRACK AND LIVE WITH YOUR MISTAKE."
- 22:57:53: <Klon_Rules> kek
- 22:58:10: <Biscione> lap coumter?
- 22:58:17: <V8fan12> So whats the order now?
- 22:58:21: <RealRacingRoots> kek that happens to be top
- 22:58:21: <Biscione> no front wing = DNF?
- 22:58:27: <SalaMonkeyman> nah
- 22:58:29: <Biscione> the situation was not made clear
- 22:58:32: <SarfLandana> Miccoli gon crash into Hawkin
- 22:58:32: <Biscione> just that he has a wing missing
- 22:58:35: <SalaMonkeyman> but he'll probably pit anyway
- 22:58:35: <Biscione> no position update
- 22:58:35: <Ataxia> Is Reatherson still okay?
- 22:58:47: <RealRacingRoots> and the forum is going sloooo
- 22:58:47: <RealRacingRoots> w
- 22:59:07: <Nuppiz> and there's the pass!
- 22:59:10: <captain_getz> it's working fine for me
- 22:59:11: <Biscione> ...
- 22:59:11: <Biscione> SHIT
- 22:59:14: <Nuppiz> Hawkin is past Miccoli!
- 22:59:19: <RealRacingRoots> http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Yes-Signs-Held-By-Fans.gif
- 22:59:28: <SarfLandana> That's all folks.
- 22:59:35: <V8fan12> Whats the situation with the cars that lost their wings? Have they pitted?
- 22:59:45: Biscione shoots RRR in the head with a carbine rifle
- 22:59:53: RealRacingRoots kicks out at 2
- 22:59:55: <RealRacingRoots> YYOOUUUUUU http://chaddukeswrestlingshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Hulk_Up_1.jpg
- 22:59:57: RealRacingRoots hulks up
- 22:59:58: <Rated> LEL
- 23:00:04: <SarfLandana> http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/155/CornetteFace.jpg
- 23:00:05: Klon_Rules marks out!
- 23:00:26: SarfLandana says "Fuck this company!"
- 23:00:38: <Nuppiz> Miccoli retires!
- 23:00:51: <Nuppiz> he's lost his rear wing!
- 23:00:52: <Biscione> TK: "And I'm down here in pit-lane, Linari has totally lost it! Monitors have been smashed! Pit equipment is damanged! He's walking over to the stack of spare parts...he's kicking all the front wings!!!! He's deliberately smashing all the front wings with his foot!
- 23:00:56: <Klon_Rules> IT'S ALL OVER
- 23:00:57: <SalaMonkeyman> what the hell?
- 23:01:00: <Rated> top lel
- 23:01:01: <SarfLandana> :O
- 23:01:02: <SalaMonkeyman> how did that happen?
- 23:01:29: <Biscione> TK: "He's taking a paddock scooter! He has nicked a bike! He's heard Miccoli is retired and driving over to the scene of the accident!"
- 23:01:29: <SarfLandana> What drama
- 23:01:48: <SarfLandana> So Linari is gonna be in a cell tonight. :P
- 23:01:56: <SarfLandana> Sedated for his own good
- 23:02:02: <RealRacingRoots> can we get the current order once everyone stops to get new front wings
- 23:02:08: <Nuppiz> Miccoli brakes hard to enter the pitlane and is taken out by Zuber!
- 23:02:12: <SarfLandana> kek
- 23:02:14: <Biscione> TK: "This does not look good at all for Miccoli. His team told him several times to slow down and he did not heed. Linari is as mad as I've ever seen him since he started managing in RWRS. This looks ominous."
- 23:02:15: <SalaMonkeyman> ohhhhh damn
- 23:02:17: <Klon_Rules> Oh
- 23:02:21: <SarfLandana> Wow
- 23:02:24: <Klon_Rules> the old Restov Memorial Crash
- 23:02:33: <Nuppiz> Zuber proceeds to drive into the pitwall
- 23:02:38: <SarfLandana> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
- 23:02:42: <SalaMonkeyman> top kek
- 23:03:00: <Biscione> TK: "LINARI IS SPRINTING TOWARDS MICCOLI'S WRECK! HE'S DOING A SALAZAAR I THINK!"
- 23:03:13: <Takagi_ftw> lololo
- 23:03:21: SarfLandana gets the popcorn
- 23:03:27: <Nuppiz> three and a half laps to go
- 23:03:31: SarfLandana distributes the popcorn
- 23:03:32: <Biscione> TK: "Ooft, heavy blow! Linari is punching his own driver! I can't believe what I'm witnessing!"
- 23:03:34: <V8fan12> wow the drama
- 23:03:36: <Nuppiz> Reatherson leads
- 23:03:39: RealRacingRoots grabs a bag of popcorn
- 23:03:40: <Nuppiz> Hawkin second
- 23:03:49: <Nuppiz> MEGUMI THIRD
- 23:03:51: <SarfLandana> Hawkin could still DNF and Miccoli could have the FLAP
- 23:03:56: <RealRacingRoots> Megumi the fuck
- 23:04:03: <Takagi_ftw> Nuppiz I don't think anyone cares about the order anymore :P
- 23:04:07: <Biscione> "Miccoli looks totally disoriented! He is throwing punches into the air and missing Linari by miles!"
- 23:04:12: <RealRacingRoots> I do takagi :P
- 23:04:20: <V8fan12> I do too :P
- 23:04:22: <Takagi_ftw> We're here for one thing and one thing only...
- 23:04:27: <Nuppiz> van der Zwaart fourth, without a front wing and he hasn't called for a pit stop!
- 23:04:28: <Biscione> "Linari is DRAGGING Miccoli down pitlane by his racesuit! He's totally lost it!"
- 23:04:35: <SarfLandana> :P
- 23:04:45: <V8fan12> I think Miccoli is gonna be fired after this :P
- 23:04:45: <Nuppiz> Renaldi fifth
- 23:04:48: <SalaMonkeyman> ill love this if reatherson wins with absolutely nothing going wrong for him
- 23:04:49: <SalaMonkeyman> at all
- 23:04:50: <Nuppiz> HERSHALL SIXTH
- 23:04:56: <RealRacingRoots> Renaldi fifth :o
- 23:04:58: <Biscione> "He throws him against pit wall! One punch! Another! I see blood! This is not pretty...Linari is going to be in so much trouble after this..."
- 23:05:02: <SarfLandana> Fired? More like brutally murdered V8fan12. :P
- 23:05:08: <Takagi_ftw> I think Miccoli will be lucky to survive tbh :P
- 23:05:15: <SalaMonkeyman> miccoli's getting buried
- 23:05:16: <Biscione> "Rival teams are intervening!
- 23:05:23: <SarfLandana> Fucken BURIED
- 23:05:24: <Biscione> "They're pulling Linari off of Miccoli!"
- 23:05:32: <RealRacingRoots> Enki Gilbert leaves the Solvalou pit to help Miccoli!
- 23:05:35: <RealRacingRoots> Marco rather
- 23:05:45: <Biscione> "Linari tries to struggle free of the grip of rival team members!"
- 23:06:17: <SalaMonkeyman> well.... it'll be interesting to see what happens to miccoli, assuming he survives
- 23:06:21: <Takagi_ftw> Henry Paul, all 6 foot 5 of him, stands a safe distance away, filming the whole thing on his phone
- 23:06:27: <SalaMonkeyman> will anyone want to hire a driver that retarded?
- 23:06:32: <SalaMonkeyman> ... wait what am i saying
- 23:06:36: <Nuppiz> Ekdal is caught out by Tarantino slowing to enter the pits and loses his front wing
- 23:06:39: <RealRacingRoots> He's smarter than kreemicky :P
- 23:06:40: <SalaMonkeyman> this is a world where reb lelmas exists
- 23:06:41: <SarfLandana> Thomas Butler watches in disgust,
- 23:06:48: <Rated> WE WANT TABLES ! *clap clap clapclapclap*
- 23:07:08: <SarfLandana> He's in the paddock sampling IFRC for a potential move into the series next season
- 23:07:08: <Biscione> "Oh no! Miccoli is looking for revenge!"
- 23:07:14: <SalaMonkeyman> jordan davies has burst into tears
- 23:07:21: <SarfLandana> RIOT
- 23:07:28: <Biscione> "Nobody thought to pin him back as well, and he's found a row of folding chairs in a pit garage!"
- 23:07:33: <SarfLandana> RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT RIOT
- 23:07:34: <SalaMonkeyman> oh god :D
- 23:07:35: <Biscione> "SLAM! He whats Linari in the mug!!!!"
- 23:07:41: <SarfLandana> ANARCHY
- 23:07:44: <V8fan12> Wheres security? :P
- 23:07:46: <Takagi_ftw> DEATH
- 23:07:49: <Takagi_ftw> DESTRUCTIO
- 23:07:54: <Takagi_ftw> N
- 23:07:56: <Nuppiz> Zuber finally figures out how to turn away from the pitwall, replaces his front wing and goes on his merry way... in 15th
- 23:07:57: <SarfLandana> THIS IS AWESOME clapclapclapclapclap
- 23:08:16: <Biscione> "This is beyond a farce now....I hear sirens in the distance, local police are finally arriving on the scene..."
- 23:08:27: <Ataxia> TR: "Quentin, you might see two fighting Italians when you next pass the pitlane. Ignore them, they're just scrapping over pizza or something. Oh, and that wet blanket Davies is crying again...I'll tell you if we need to switch to wets"
- 23:08:34: <Biscione> "LINARI BREAKS FREE! LINARI BREAKS FREE!"
- 23:08:44: <Takagi_ftw> RIOT
- 23:08:46: <Takagi_ftw> RIOT
- 23:08:49: <Biscione> "DECK CHAIR! WHAM, BAM GOODBYE! MICCOLI IS FLOORED!!!!!!"
- 23:08:50: <SarfLandana> Thomas Butler goes to comfort Jordan Davies
- 23:08:52: <SalaMonkeyman> how cruel ataxia :(
- 23:08:54: <SalaMonkeyman> :p
- 23:09:10: <SarfLandana> He thinks he can get Davies hitched with a nice girl for the night. :P
- 23:09:21: <Biscione> "Oooooooh, punch to the gut delivered by Linari"
- 23:09:28: <SalaMonkeyman> im pretty sure jordan davies doesnt know what to do with a nice girl :p
- 23:09:31: <RealRacingRoots> Marco Gilbert gives Linari a stiff-forearm to the back of the head after Miccoli is floored!
- 23:09:34: <Biscione> "That one looked like a bad blow, Miccoli is keeling over"
- 23:09:36: <Nuppiz> van der Zwaart's gamble doesn't pay off as his brakes fail in the Spoon curve
- 23:09:50: <V8fan12> Nuppiz, is Klien still in the race?
- 23:09:51: <Biscione> "OH NO! LINARI'S TOTALLY OFF THE RAILS! HE SMACKS GILBERT!"
- 23:10:05: <Biscione> HE'S JUST GOING FOR ANYONE NOW!
- 23:10:14: <Nuppiz> BOTH URAL RACING CARS ON POINTS!
- 23:10:19: <SarfLandana> :O
- 23:10:19: <SalaMonkeyman> oh god
- 23:10:22: <V8fan12> Yeah Linari's gonna be banned from IFRC now :P
- 23:10:24: <SalaMonkeyman> this is the most insane race :D
- 23:10:33: <Biscione> LINARI'S RUNNING DOWN PITLANE! Where is he going????
- 23:10:49: <Nuppiz> as Ekdal goes to the pitlane, Klien is promoted to 10th
- 23:10:55: <V8fan12> YES!!!
- 23:11:03: <RealRacingRoots> Where's Jacobson?
- 23:11:05: <Biscione> Uhoh...
- 23:11:15: <Biscione> "His destination appears to be the Jones Racing garage."
- 23:11:20: <Biscione> "This may get ugly very quickly."
- 23:11:20: <SalaMonkeyman> oh god
- 23:11:22: <SarfLandana> :D
- 23:11:26: <V8fan12> 10th!!! Go Klien!!!
- 23:11:27: <Takagi_ftw> RITO
- 23:11:30: <Takagi_ftw> Fuck
- 23:11:34: <Takagi_ftw> *RIOT
- 23:11:44: <Biscione> "But....he's not hitting anyone?"
- 23:11:50: <Nuppiz> all front wings replaced now
- 23:11:51: <Takagi_ftw> My over-excitement has clearly gotten to me
- 23:12:03: <RealRacingRoots> Gilbert returns to the injured Miccoli
- 23:12:05: <SarfLandana> ...is Linari about to cry?
- 23:12:08: <SalaMonkeyman> nah, he cant blame this on sammy jones
- 23:12:11: <Biscione> "He approaches Sammy Jones, puts a word in his ear, and walks off! I do wonder what that may have been about...."
- 23:12:13: <SalaMonkeyman> this is all miccoli
- 23:12:45: <SarfLandana> I'm sure Linari's in tears.
- 23:12:49: <Biscione> "The police have arrived in the paddock and are making their way towards pitlane...Linari's rage may be over."
- 23:12:58: <V8fan12> How many laps left?
- 23:13:01: <Ataxia> "Let's consult the team radio...'dinner at 6, my place?' I say..."
- 23:13:06: <Nuppiz> Jacobson 6th
- 23:13:09: <Takagi_ftw> Linari's a pussy really
- 23:13:12: <Biscione> "Oh sh....Linari has a fire extinguisher."
- 23:13:15: <RealRacingRoots> u srs?! :o
- 23:13:19: <Takagi_ftw> He wouldn't last a night in prison :P
- 23:13:22: <SarfLandana> wot
- 23:13:23: <Biscione> "Someone needs to intervene, now."
- 23:13:25: <Nuppiz> Reatherson starts the last lap
- 23:13:35: <Ataxia> he'd have to knit himself a new arsehole
- 23:13:57: <RealRacingRoots> Gilbert takes Miccoli to a ambulance, there's 3 police cars surrounding the ambulance though!
- 23:14:03: <Takagi_ftw> Now, lets examine the reasons for Linari's temper
- 23:14:05: <Biscione> "The cavalry have arrived. Linari throws the fire extinguisher down in rage and drops to his knees, hands behind his head. He knows what's coming next...."
- 23:14:05: <captain_getz> does this mean Blokkmonsta could have a team in IFRC?
- 23:14:07: <captain_getz> :D
- 23:14:24: <Nuppiz> Tarantino's car is smoking
- 23:14:31: <RealRacingRoots> Oh shit...
- 23:14:41: <RealRacingRoots> Why didn't I think of this before..
- 23:14:44: <captain_getz> so much for putting out the fire :P
- 23:14:48: <Takagi_ftw> Perhaps he was neglected as a child? As a result of constantly being ignored by his parents, he developed severe anger issues that went unresolved?
- 23:14:49: <SarfLandana> Can he gain the sympy from the people and nurse the car home?
- 23:14:51: <RealRacingRoots> This may have rammafications in other series....
- 23:14:54: <Biscione> "Linari is done. He is being escorted away by police in handcuffs."
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