Biological experiment of dog's and groundhog's lifespann

Authors: Uncle Jim and Don the Godfather

Experiment Duration: 2000 - 2013 (R.I.P dolan the dog)

Used parametres: testicle  sun exposure (A), days lived (B), Milk brand(C), Uncle Jim's choice of music (D)

The experiment: Two animals. One groundhog one dog. Dog lived longer (B was over 9000 / 2 = 4500 which is about 12 years) than the pathetic groundhog (B<365).

Dog's testicles were exposed to sun (A= 1/day) and the pathetic groundhog's testicles weren't.

Dog lived longer. Testicle exposure to sun is important.

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It's also important to keep milk in fridge. Also, only few variables of C is good, so keep that in mind. In general : The pricier the better.

We also found out that D correlates to C. When D is good variables of C have discounts in local supermarket.

Here's graph of D and C:
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D                                           /      \
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                                                                                C
You can see the discount spike on when music is good.