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  1. From: William Walshe <billywalshe@gmail.com>
  2. To: Ian Murphy <ian.larry.murphy@gmail.com>
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  8. And now you've turned a perfectly enjoyable exchange of insults into bigotry
  9. towards the mentally ill.
  10.  
  11. May your sanity and hatred forever bring new heights to the great point
  12. behind humor writing.
  13.  
  14. Also, you can fuck right off.
  15.  
  16. On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 8:49 PM, Ian Murphy <ian.larry.murphy@gmail.com>wrote:
  17.  
  18. > Are you a paranoid schizophrenic?
  19. >
  20. >
  21. > On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 8:38 PM, William Walshe <billywalshe@gmail.com>wrote:
  22. >
  23. >> Upon review of the article in question, I have accepted the substance of
  24. >> your critique and made the necessary correction. Sir, I would also like to
  25. >> point out that plenty of people take my writing quite seriously and in fact
  26. >> give a large shit to me far too often -- although I can't say why. I have
  27. >> been quoted by ABC Australia, MSNBC, CNET, International Business Times, and
  28. >> many other fine news sources.
  29. >>
  30. >> Keep suckling on your corporate masters' tiny cocks,
  31. >> Billy
  32. >>
  33. >> On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 7:03 PM, Ian Murphy <ian.larry.murphy@gmail.com>wrote:
  34. >>
  35. >>> Why would you publish an incorrect story on purpose -- without at least
  36. >>> making it interesting? Lying for the lulz is OK with me but, if you want
  37. >>> anyone to give a shit, you should learn how to write and have some sort of
  38. >>> point to make. Otherwise, you're just being a fuck-stick. Or, you know, just
  39. >>> slit your wrists. That option is always on the table. Never forget that.
  40. >>>
  41. >>> Keep reaching for the stars,
  42. >>> IM
  43. >>>
  44. >>>
  45. >>> On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 6:27 PM, William Walshe <billywalshe@gmail.com>wrote:
  46. >>>
  47. >>>> I did check, and it really didn't affect my decision to publish the
  48. >>>> story. But thanks for correcting me, anyway. I'll continue to wrongly
  49. >>>> correct you because I'm a broken correction machine, correcting corrections
  50. >>>> and gleefully spreading falsehood. Maybe we can have a correction party and
  51. >>>> fight about who has the right to internet memes.
  52. >>>> Also I hope Google+ lined your pockets with bitcoins.
  53. >>>>
  54. >>>> Keep up the butthurt corrections,
  55. >>>> Billy
  56. >>>>
  57. >>>>
  58. >>>> On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 6:15 PM, Ian Murphy <ian.larry.murphy@gmail.com>wrote:
  59. >>>>
  60. >>>>> Precious? I've talked to him twice and he seems cool.
  61. >>>>>
  62. >>>>> Anyway, the article caused Facebook to reinstate our posting ability.
  63. >>>>> It's not that the shortened url works, as that didn't before (you think I
  64. >>>>> didn't try that?), it's that the Beast can post to FB again. You should have
  65. >>>>> checked that before you posted your dumb-ass article, you fucking idiot.
  66. >>>>>
  67. >>>>> But, yeah, you're right: I'm older than you. Acute observation, chap.
  68. >>>>>
  69. >>>>> Keep up the work,
  70. >>>>> Ian
  71. >>>>>
  72. >>>>>
  73. >>>>> On Thu, Aug 4, 2011 at 5:41 PM, William Walshe <billywalshe@gmail.com>wrote:
  74. >>>>>
  75. >>>>>> Yeah I forced your precious little pet Barrett Brown to quit
  76. >>>>>> Anonymous. Get over it.
  77. >>>>>>
  78. >>>>>> Anyway, reading through this article about the Beast getting banned on
  79. >>>>>> Facebook really brought a tear to my eye. Your use of lolcats, rage comics,
  80. >>>>>> and white supremacy memes was quite hilarious. It really shows how web-savvy
  81. >>>>>> you are.
  82. >>>>>>
  83. >>>>>> As someone who's used to having his site banned, I laughed and
  84. >>>>>> laughed. Thanks for all the easy lulz and low-hanging fruit.
  85. >>>>>>
  86. >>>>>> http://www.chronicle.su/editorial/hate-editorial/ian-murphy-is-a-fail/
  87. >>>>>>