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  1. spiffo: hello everyone and welcome back to spiffo show
  2. spiffo: in today we-
  3. bob: AAAAAA THIS GAME IS SO HARD WHYYYYY
  4. spiffo: . . .
  5. spiffo: well anyways we're gonna play this game suggested by this abomination bob
  6. spiffo: super riki world
  7. spiffo: also shoutout to the creators of the game too it looks well made
  8. spiffo: let's play it
  9. BOB: //earrape NO DON'T PLAY IT YOU WILL RESULT IN A MELTDOWN AND PROBABLY WI-
  10. spiffo: *hits bob and throws out the window*
  11. spiffo: let's play.
  12. spiffo: this has some decent graphics. Wonder how that happened.
  13. spiffo: so we're in the first level and //WHOA WHAT WAS THAT WAS THAT A FLYING KOOPA WHAT IS THIS GAME
  14. spiffo: we died but we can try that ag-
  15. spiffo: YOU ANIMALS
  16. spiffo: ok. i got my savestates ready and i can- OH NO wait lets load the savestate WAIT A SECOND WHY DOESN'T IT EXIST WHY DOESN'T IT EXI-
  17. BOB: //WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HAVE UNLEASHED ANGER OF A 400.99% MAD QUERY ABORT MISSION RIGHT NOW-
  18. cuts to house on fire and low-quality explosios
  19. then cuts to spiffo running
  20. spiffo: IT'S JUST LIKE THE REAL GAME
  21. bob: WHAT HAVE YOU DO-
  22. raider: hey guys scac
  23. BOB: GET OUT *shotguns raider*
  24. spiffo: //WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HE WAS A BroKEN CODE MALFUNCTION WE COULD USE TO BREAKUP THE VIDEO NOW
  25. bob: //IM FROM BUILD 0.1.4c STUPID OFC I WOULD HAVE BUGS TOO
  26. enternal silence for 5 seconds
  27. spiffo: oh you're right
  28. bob: *glitches out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
  29. cuts to a more open field outside
  30. huge particles fly out and explode
  31. spiffo: wow, that was an expirence, now lets play ag-
  32. 50 skid koopas side by spiffo
  33. spiffo: I REALLY HAVE TO SAVE THIS EPISODE LATER BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE
  34. spiffo time travels
  35. spiffo falls from an empty field
  36. pwas v1 spiffo appears
  37. spiffo: it's an imposter, what are you doing here.
  38. paws 1: GET ME OUTTA HERE, GET ME OUTTA HEREEEEEEE
  39. spiffo: ok goodbye
  40. time traveling woahoahoah!!!!!!
  41. spiffo appears in 2010 zomboid
  42. spiffo: this looks like a groove i can get to- OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS GREEN ZOMBIE ABOMINATION
  43. //bob: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU AREN'T A REAL CHARACTER IN 2010, LEAVE NOW OTHERWISE YOU WILL CONTRACT SPACE AND TIME AND ALOT OF EVENTS MAY OCCUR AND MAY LEAD TO THE END OF THE
  44. spiffo slowly fades while bob is still speaking
  45. //bob: WORLD IF WE LOOK EXACTLY HERE THERE IS A FORCE OF G-1 PULLING YOU FROM YOUR SOUL.
  46. spiffo: oh ok,
  47. *deathtune plays on spiffo*
  48. //bob: WHY SPIFFO, WHYYYY
  49. plays an past revision of spiffo playing super riki world
  50. bob teleports into spiffo's house
  51. //bob: GOOD JOB, NOW YOU GOT YOURSELF KILLED IN THERE AND THERE MIGHT BE NO SIGNS OF YOU NOW
  52. spiffo: but i still got my cooking show right
  53. bob: oh probably, good point anyways.
  54. wow he actually completed level 1
  55. spiffo: OH,
  56. spiffo: OH HOHOHOHOH
  57. spiffo: //I FINALLY DID IT
  58. bob: oh shit
  59. screaming cotinues outside the house
  60. spiffo gets thrown out the window and gets lighted on f-
  61. CREDITS HOW ORIGINAL
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