The Quote Book  by Chris Grillo
1. "Tanner your mom is complaining about child support again, if that bitch wants the dick she gets what I say" - Tanners Dad
2. "Did you know I am the ruler of this wasteland" - tanners Dad
3. "Can I buy Warlods of Drenor?" - Tanner
 4. "I thought you were gonna kill yourself" - Tanners Dad
5. "You act so fucking big behind your computer screen" - Tanners Dad
6. "Are you watching porn" - Tanners Dad
7. "yes sir" - Tanner
8. "Anything good?" - Tanners Dad
9. "No sir" - Tanner
10. "What the fuck is a twerk?" - Tanners Dad
 11. "Im not gonna fuck her shes too fat" - Tanners Dad
12. "I think my house is haunted, which sucks for the ghosts because I don't think they want to watch a 15 year old furiously masterbait" - Justin
13. "Now that I think about it there could be a ghost vigorously breakdancing next to you" - Tanner
14. "I'm gonna kill myself" - Tanner
15. "That's okay" - Tanner's Dad
16. "You guys must think this is racist but I hate mormons they are too nice and wear pajamas under their clothes" - Justin
17. "That's is congradulations" - Noah
18. "I want to know what a blowjob sounds like I'm gonna go to a denny's bathroom with a camera" - Rory
19. "Why is there so much bowser Hentai" - Rory
20. "Bye Tanner love you" - Tanners Dad
21. "CYA BITCH" - Tanner
22. "ambiguous isn't that like when you can float on water or somthing?" - Tanner
23. "No thats amphibious" - Rory
24. "Dad I'm gonna cut my wrist" - Tanner
25. "Don't stain the carpet" - Tanner's Dad
26. "I can't talk to you anymore tanner, I ask you how are you feeling and you say stuff like I think im dying of cancer" - Tanners Mom
27. "I don't wanna go downtown" - tanner
28. "Well buckle up bitch" - Tanners dad
30. "So we should move to Alaska becasue everything is cheaper there and staple coats to ourselves so we don't have to pay for air conditioning in the winter, am I right or am I right" - Justin
31. "Combat rogues hit as hard as me hitting a cow with my dick" - Chris
32. "300k, where did we come up with k is it Egyptian or some shit"- Justin
33. "I like straight America becasue I am scared of rollercosters" - Justin
34. "Shut your fucking mouth" - Justin's dad4
35. "What are all these Q-tips doing in your room are you sticking them in your penis" - Tanner's Dad

37. "Illinois is the worst city in the world" - Justin
38. "I'm gonna be one of those guys who looses a leg and learns telekinesis" - Justin
39. "I feel bad for lumberjacks they have to carry an Axe around or people think they are hipsters" - Justin
40. "Listen here bitch you're gonna clean your fucking room or I'm gonna make you my sex slave" - Tanners Dad
41. "I got invited to a raiding guild and were doing a 10 man normal!" - Justin
    "There are 10 people on Garona?" - Chris
42. "Moose is the biggest animal in the world" - Justin
43. "Some of those girls in ninja suits are kinda hot like the ones from Suadi Arabia" - Justin
44. "Maybe your room would be clean if you didn't treat it like a nigger hole" - Tanner's Dad
“What are you doing with all these Q-tips sticking them in your penis?” - Tanner’s Dad
“I live in a house made of my dogs skin.” - Justin
“300 watts? I could power 300 watts with a lemon” - Justin
“I can’t be a real 90s kid because I was 0 when the 90s came out.” - Chris
“Tanners head kinda looks like you smashed two eggs together” - Justin
“Thats what the arts and crafts section at prison was” - rory
“My mom isn’t a tugboat she is a human” - Justin
“if you went through my search history all you would find is how to get rid of stretch marks and porn” - Justin
“You know Tim doesn’t know what a square root is” - Tanner
(Tanner to Tim) “How the fuck do you not know what a square root is” - Tanner
“So do I have to put the game into my computer for an emulator to work” - Justin