A new Anon in Equestria part 1

>4 hours after arriving in Equestria
>No idea what the fuck happened
>Don't remember...anything
>hear some sort of beeping and muffled voices
>Beeping grows louder, recognize the sound
>Heart monitor
>well that's not good
>Voices begin to grow louder too, try and make some of them out
>"Oh...is it ok?"
>First voice is quiet, hard to make out
>"WHAT in Equestria is it anyway?"
>That voice is louder for sure
>"I don't know, I've never read about anything like this"
>that one sound confused, yet curious
>"Whatever it is it certainly is exotic"
>Posh sounding voice
>"Y'all got that right"
>Southern accent? wut
>It occurs to you now that you are actually awake, just eyes closed identifying voices
>OhShitNiggerWhatAreYouDoing?.jpeg
>hard to move
>hard to open your eyes
>god damn you're one lazy ass bitch
>finally make some muffled sounds as you start moving...because thats what they always seem to do in the movies
>Hear lots of gasps and some weird noise like horse hooves or something
>As vision starts returning see lots of bright colours
>Did they put me in the kiddy ward?
>As things finally start getting clearer, you notice something is very wrong
>6 pairs of eyes are all staring at you intently
>looking down you see that whatever creature posses these eyes, also posses 4 legs
>oh ok
>no wait hang on a minute
>you can see clearly now the unconscious has gone
>you can see all the ponies in the way
Ahhhhhhh what the fuck!
>You panic
>Of course you fucking panic
>"Oh my...it can talk!"
>There's that soft voice again
I can talk?! Of course I can talk, how the fuck can you talk?
>You may have noticed you are still panicking by this point
>BANG!
>the unmistakeable feeling of being hit in the head with a lunch trey
>fucking high school
>You fall back unconscious