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Anon + some terrible pun that involves Sunset and school pt2

Feb 2nd, 2015
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  1. alright... recap for mine, you picked up a beat sunset shimmer drove her to class, it was awkward as fuck, ended up having [spoiler] sex ed [/spoiler] with her during first period, broke up with your long term girlfriend lyra, and got a date with sunset this friday, good job anon
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  3. >second period starts, and all you can think of is what happened earlier today...
  4. >your mind goes on auto pilot trying to process all the information
  5. >you mindlessly do your work, look over the handouts and when the class is silent you take a look at your schedule
  6. >history... home room, that also means lunch...
  7. >your stomach growls and loudly
  8. >some kids start staring at you
  9. > this guy, he was a bigger bully than Sunset ever was to you he hurls a paper ball at you shouting “shut up Anon!”
  10. “Flash....” you smirk “look, if you like playing with palls, that's your prerogative, not mine just leave me out of it”
  11. >the teacher snickers at your comment
  12. >Flash stands up only to be silenced by the bell for 3rd period and you laugh walking out the room
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  14. >you look to your schedule
  15. >history class
  16. “shouldn't be too bad”
  17. >you weave your way around the crowd, not wanting to make yourself noticed and head to the classroom
  18. >you freeze up and notice the class is right next to the band hall
  19. “Ah shit... Lyra's gonna be somewhere around here... I just hope she isn't in the same class as me”
  20. >you hastily walk inside and find this class has desks set up in groups
  21. >you find your table and you feel as if you really hope it's some sick joke
  22. “I swear god hates me... I really do...” looking at the names for the other seats “Sunset.... Lyra... and BonBon....”
  23. >you're very tempted to ask the teacher if you can leave and as you open your mouth everyone gets inside just as the tardy bell rings
  24. >Sunset gives you a smiling wave, Lyra stares at you like a ghost, BonBon just smirks arrogantly
  25. “h-hey Lyra, how'ra doin'”
  26. >”fine...... why couldn't you find me this morning...?”
  27. >”yeah Anon, why didn't you look for her”
  28. “I uh... I did try but first day of school, and I had to take Sunset here to school”
  29. >sunset glares at you not wanting an of it
  30. “look, can we talk about this later? This is stupid weird and well...-”
  31. >is it because you like Sunset now? Like... really? Of all the girls in the school? It's Sunset Shimmer!”
  32. >the entire class awkwardly shifts in their seats, even the teacher is dumbfounded on what to do
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  35. >you're phone buzzes, sunset: what did you do to her
  36. Anon: I recently broke up with her... >.>
  37. >sunset: Ah.... sorry to hear that....
  38. Anon: don't worry about it... as you can see I did it because she was over jealous (as you can see...) and I swear to fucking christ she was cheating on me with the other girl
  39. >Sunset: dang, seems some pony got caught in between a tree and a timber wolf
  40. >wut.wmv
  41. Anon: yeah... let's just “try” to ignore them and enjoy ourselves
  42. >Sunset: good plan
  43. >”I can see you two texting...” Lyra spat
  44. >BonBon is really enjoying herself... you think to yourself a little too much
  45. “you think I wanna pay 15 bucks for using my phone in class? Screw that”
  46. >you hear something buzzing loudly and the entire class checks their pockets
  47. >BonBon makes a small yelp noise and shoves her hands underneath the desk, blushing furiously
  48. >the teacher completely ignores the situation and doesn't want to start anything, along with the rest of the class
  49. >you wish you could be anywhere else but here
  50. >the buzzing noise gets louder and sounds wet
  51. >BonBon collapses and faceplants on the desk moaning loudly, spraying something all over the floor [spoiler] >inb4 squirting isnt or is piss [/spoiler]
  52. >”ALRIGHT CLASS, LUNCH TIME!” the teacher awkwardly shouts and bolts out of the class room
  53. >you grab your sack lunch and decide to get ballsy by grabbing Sunsets hand
  54. >”hurry up let's get there before all the seats are taken by douches or neckbeards
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