// Start of Meme Cat Fact
alias "randommeme" "meme1"
alias "meme1" "alias randommeme meme2; say In just seven years, a single pair of Dank Memes™ and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420000 mr skeltals."
alias "meme2" "alias randommeme meme3; say On average, Dank Memes™ spend 2/3 of every day sleeping."
alias "meme3" "alias randommeme meme4; say When a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down."
alias "meme4" "alias randommeme meme5; say A group of Dank Memes™ is called a 'mr skeltal'."
alias "meme5" "alias randommeme meme6; say Female Dank Memes™ tend to be right pawed, while male Dank Memes™ are more often left pawed."
alias "meme6" "alias randommeme meme7; say Dank Memes™ make about 100 different sounds. For comparison, dogs only make 10."
alias "meme7" "alias randommeme meme8; say A meme's brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog's."
alias "meme8" "alias randommeme meme9; say There are more than 500 million domestic Dank Memes™ in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds."
alias "meme9" "alias randommeme meme10; say Over 30% of households in North America own a meme."
alias "meme10" "alias randommeme meme11; say In 1963, France blasted a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) named Felicette into outer space. She survived the trip."
alias "meme11" "alias randommeme meme12; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound."
alias "meme12" "alias randommeme meme13; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face."
alias "meme13" "alias randommeme meme14; say The smallest wildmeme today is the Black-footed meme. The females are less than 50 cm long and can weigh as little as 1.2 kg."
alias "meme14" "alias randommeme meme15; say The smallest pedigreed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is a Singapura, which can weigh just 1.8 kg (about five large cans of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) food)."
alias "meme15" "alias randommeme meme16; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face."
alias "meme16" "alias randommeme meme17; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) almost never meows at another meme, mostly just humans. Dank Memes™ typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other memes."
alias "meme17" "alias randommeme meme18; say A meme's back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34."
alias "meme18" "alias randommeme meme19; say Approximately 1/3 of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) owners think their pets are able to read their minds."
alias "meme19" "alias randommeme meme20; say All Dank Memes™ have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest"
alias "meme20" "alias randommeme meme21; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: meme+lover)."
alias "meme21" "alias randommeme meme22; say In Japan, Dank Memes™ are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die."
alias "meme22" "alias randommeme meme23; say Most Dank Memes™ had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own Dank Memes™ and experiment with breeding."
alias "meme23" "alias randommeme meme24; say Dank Memes™ have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees."
alias "meme24" "alias randommeme meme25; say One reason that mr skeltals sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep."
alias "meme25" "alias randommeme meme26; say Dank Memes™ have about 20155 hairs per square centimetre."
alias "meme26" "alias randommeme meme27; say The heaviest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 21 kg."
alias "meme27" "alias randommeme meme28; say The oldest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on record was Creme Puff from Texas, who lived 38 years and 3 days."
alias "meme28" "alias randommeme meme29; say The tiniest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that weighed 1.3 kg and was 15.5 cm high."
alias "meme29" "alias randommeme meme30; say The first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) show was organized in 1871 in London. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shows later became a worldwide craze."
alias "meme30" "alias randommeme meme31; say The first cartoon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was Felix the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in 1919."
alias "meme31" "alias randommeme meme1; say A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) has no collarbone, hence it can fit through any opening the size of its head."
bind “o” randommeme
// End of Meme Cat Fact

// Start of Random Lennies
alias "randomlenny” “lenny1”
alias “lenny1” "alias randomlenny lenny2; say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
alias “lenny2” "alias randomlenny lenny3; say ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)"
alias "lenny3” "alias randomlenny lenny4; say ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ"
alias "lenny4” "alias randomlenny lenny5; say ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)"
alias "lenny5” "alias randomlenny lenny6; say ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)"
alias "lenny6” "alias randomlenny lenny7; say ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)"
alias "lenny7” "alias randomlenny lenny8; say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)"
alias "lenny8” "alias randomlenny lenny9; say (ʖ ͜° ͜ʖ)"
alias "lenny9” "alias randomlenny lenny10; say [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]"
alias "lenny10” "alias randomlenny lenny11; say (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง"
alias "lenny11” "alias randomlenny lenny12; say  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -"
alias "lenny12” "alias randomlenny lenny13; say ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)"
alias "lenny13” "alias randomlenny lenny14; say ( ͡ ͡° ͡°  ʖ ͡° ͡°)"
alias "lenny14” "alias randomlenny lenny15; say { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}"
alias "lenny15” "alias randomlenny lenny16; say ( ͡° ͜V ͡°)"
alias "lenny16” "alias randomlenny lenny17; say ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)"
alias "lenny17” "alias randomlenny lenny18; say ( ‾ʖ̫‾)"
alias "lenny18” "alias randomlenny lenny19; say ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )"
alias "lenny19” "alias randomlenny lenny20; say ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ"
alias "lenny20” "alias randomlenny lenny1; say (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧"
bind “6” randomlenny
// End of Random Lennies