Harpy Gang Fight

[11:41] <WallisDM> lets do dis shit mah nigga
[11:44] <Blanca> ok
[11:44] <Blanca> I need
[11:44] <Blanca> A really straight answer here
[11:44] <Blanca> The inside of the maze
[11:44] <Blanca> Looks hot, dusty
[11:44] <Blanca> Unreccomended
[11:45] <Blanca> I don't see
[11:45] <Blanca> *anything*
[11:45] <Blanca> worthy of mention past that
[11:46] <WallisDM> The minotaur encampment you climbed from, two roofs of cave entrances, basilisk on the prowl, harpies soaring in the sky, and something chasing something
[11:47] <Blanca> Harpies?? Blanca is not exactly being quiet. Maybe they are friendly?
[11:47] <WallisDM> Maybe...
[11:47] <WallisDM> or maybe not!
[11:48] <WallisDM> Cue the techno battle music!
[11:48] <Blanca> Oh god
[11:48] <WallisDM> Biker Gang Harpies comin atcha!
[11:48] <Blanca> Blanca withdraws her icepicks and looks at how many she's dealing with
[11:49] <WallisDM> The leader, Thrash McSlash is followed by his right hand man, Shoot Heart
[11:49] <WallisDM> Shoot Heart Esquire*
[11:50] <Blanca> Cool names, not that Blanca knows these. She stands in the middle of the very large stone walls, ready.
[11:51] <WallisDM> They perch all bird like in front of you, and the leader, who is decked out in a mandana and leather jacket with a fiishing touch of sunglasses turns to his less cool looking friend and says, "So are we gonna waste this poser or what Shoot Hearts Esquire?"
[11:52] <WallisDM> "I told you not to cal me that Thrash McSlash
[11:52] <WallisDM> !"
[11:52] <Blanca> "Hi! You aren't like the magical lizards!"
[11:52] <Blanca> "For one, you can talk."
[11:53] <Blanca> "My name is Blanca, nice to meet you two!"
[11:56] <WallisDM> "Eh, Blanca> What is that, Italian! Is you from the goddamn Little Italy Gang!?"
[11:57] <Blanca> She looks confused. "Uh, no. Should I be? Is that a good 'gang?'"
[11:59] <WallisDM> "If good means being two faced scum, then yeah id say theyre pretty damn "good"" He gestures air quotes with his hand
[11:59] <WallisDM> Or wings...
[12:00] <Blanca> "That doesn't sounds very pleasant. Lying isn't a good thing you know!"
[12:00] <WallisDM> "S'why we hate their guts!"
[12:01] <Blanca> "Sounds reasonable!"
[12:02] <WallisDM> "So, whos gang are you apart of? The Jackson Jackdaws? The Red swedes?"
[12:04] <Blanca> "I just got here. You see that house over there?" She points to the center of the garden maze, completed as it is. "I don't really consider myself to be in a gang at all, but there were a lot of people called humans."
[12:05] <WallisDM> "Humans? Some foreign crap prolly..." But then, two harpies in red leather jackets with white stripes appear in te distance, coming in fast
[12:06] <WallisDM> "Shit its the Little Italy goons! Say kid, can you handle yourself ina fight?"
[12:06] <Blanca> "Yes! I'm combat ready!"
[12:07] <WallisDM> Action Blanca Doll is combat ready, with kung fu action grip!
[12:08] <Blanca> Do we roll initiative
[12:08] <WallisDM> Roll the initiative
[12:08] <Blanca> !roll 1d20
[12:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[12:08] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:08] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
[12:08] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:08] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
[12:08] <WallisDM> ?roll 1d20+3
[12:09] <WallisDM> !roll 2#1d20+3
[12:09] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 2#1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}, [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
[12:09] <WallisDM> Blanca, Thrash McSlash, Shoot Heart Esquire, Giavino Viccino, and Tony
[12:10] <Blanca> How far away are the two challengers
[12:10] <WallisDM> 2m away
[12:10] <Blanca> I can only move thirty feet, so that shouldn't be an issue.
[12:10] <Blanca> Are they above the stone?
[12:10] <Blanca> Or no.
[12:10] <WallisDM> Yeah they are coming in from the sky
[12:10] <Blanca> No I mean
[12:10] <Blanca> Are they
[12:11] <Blanca> Above the walls
[12:11] <Blanca> Or not
[12:11] <WallisDM> Yes
[12:11] <Blanca> Then Blanca jump tackles GIAVINO VICCINO
[12:11] <WallisDM> "See that one with that shiny watch and gold sunglasses, thats Giavano...oh my god kid!"
[12:12] <WallisDM> Thats off the wall... literally!
[12:12] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+6 FOR ATHLETIC JUMP OF FAITH
[12:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+6 FOR ATHLETIC JUMP OF FAITH --> [ 1d20=6 ]{12}
[12:12] <WallisDM> You catch onto his birdy leg, its weird feeling
[12:13] <Blanca> I use any action I have remaining to slam a pick into the harpy for better purchase
[12:13] <WallisDM> roll to hit and damage
[12:14] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+4
[12:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
[12:14] <WallisDM> Hit
[12:14] <WallisDM> theyre AC is 11
[12:15] <Blanca> !roll 1d8+4 but that doesn't really mean anything to her. She now has a pick lodged inside a harpy and a better grip. She instantly regretted her decision to jump but now there isn't anything to do about it.
[12:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8+4 but that doesn't really mean anything to her. She now has a pick lodged inside a harpy and a better grip. She instantly regretted her decision to jump but now there isn't anything to do about it. --> [ 1d8=5 ]{9}
[12:16] <Blanca> She ends her turn with this in mind
[12:16] <WallisDM> Thrash is in utter awe of the moxy youve got
[12:17] <Blanca> Blanca is a beast
[12:17] <WallisDM> He uses the patented Harpy Feather Shot, where they shoot a razor sharp feather very fast at an enemy, right at Tony
[12:17] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:17] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
[12:17] <WallisDM> ?roll 1d6=2
[12:18] <WallisDM> !roll 1d6+2
[12:18] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
[12:18] <WallisDM> He then takes off into the sky with his minor action
[12:18] <WallisDM> End Turn
[12:19] <WallisDM> Shoot Heart, remebering his secret love affair with Tony, betrays his gang and his boss by attacking him
[12:19] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:19] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
[12:19] <Blanca> What???
[12:19] <WallisDM> !roll 1d6+2
[12:19] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d6+2 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
[12:19] <Blanca> The plot twist!
[12:19] <WallisDM> He also takes to the skies
[12:19] <WallisDM> End UTrn
[12:20] <WallisDM> Giovani is now interested and cant do much about you, a literal pain in his side, and shoots Thrash to the best of his ability
[12:20] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20-2
[12:20] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20-2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{16}
[12:20] <WallisDM> jesus
[12:20] <WallisDM> !roll 1d6_2
[12:20] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d6_2 --> error: malformed expression
[12:21] <Blanca> I should honestly get a free hit for that
[12:21] <WallisDM> !roll 1d6-2
[12:21] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d6-2 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{3}
[12:21] <WallisDM> He uses his minor to land, too hurt to keep flying, and takes you onto the wall with him
[12:22] <WallisDM> Take a free hit, why not
[12:22] <Blanca> You mean their move right?
[12:22] <WallisDM> Yeah that one
[12:22] <Blanca> Do Aoos exist in rpgstuck
[12:22] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+5
[12:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
[12:23] <WallisDM> not sure
[12:23] <Blanca> !roll 1d8+4
[12:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8+4 --> [ 1d8=4 ]{8}
[12:23] <WallisDM> Giovani is really injured and ends his turn
[12:24] <WallisDM> Tony watses his turn embracing Shoot Heart in the air
[12:24] <WallisDM> End Turn
[12:24] <Blanca> On the ground now, Blanca unloads on Giovani
[12:25] <Blanca> Wanting to get to the others at some point but not willing to leave someone conscious
[12:25] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+5
[12:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
[12:25] <Blanca> !roll 1d8+4
[12:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8+4 --> [ 1d8=3 ]{7}
[12:25] <Blanca> !roll 1d20
[12:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[12:25] <WallisDM> That was literally just enough to kill him
[12:25] <Blanca> She lands a punt across the face of the gold watch man, but fucks up her other attack
[12:26] <WallisDM> If you hit that is
[12:26] <Blanca> If they aren't grist monsters, she leaves them alive.
[12:26] <WallisDM> They give some grist, but mostly other loot
[12:26] <Blanca> So they *are* grist monsters?
[12:26] <Blanca> Pretty sure those die when they run out of hp regardless
[12:26] <WallisDM> Yes
[12:26] <Blanca> So ok
[12:27] <WallisDM> Just not as mindless as Underlings
[12:27] <Blanca> She spends a moment collecting anything of relevance from the lootsplode
[12:27] <Blanca> Then turns and moves towards the other harpies
[12:27] <Blanca> With nothing left to do, she ends her turn
[12:28] <WallisDM> You get: Grist that i will do after the fight, a golden watch, a red leather jacket with white stripes, and the Little Italy leader token
[12:28] <Blanca> Okay
[12:28] <WallisDM> Thrash goes up to tony and does the Harpy daily power, Talon Hell
[12:28] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:29] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
[12:29] <WallisDM> !roll 3d6+2
[12:29] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 3d6+2 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{11}
[12:29] <WallisDM> This spell allows for a second attack if the target is aerial, or an extra 3 damage if the target is on the ground
[12:30] <WallisDM> !roll 3d6+2
[12:30] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 3d6+2 --> [ 3d6=15 ]{17}
[12:30] <Blanca> "Thrash! What happened?? Is friendly fire normal??" Blanca screams!
[12:30] <Blanca> And jesus
[12:30] <WallisDM> Defeated is the Tony, and devastated is the Shoot Heart
[12:31] <WallisDM> Thrash does a cool thing where he stops flying and lands by soaring with a minor
[12:31] <WallisDM> Harpies are cool
[12:31] <WallisDM> End Turn
[12:31] <Blanca> Blanca repeats her scream, wanting an answer
[12:32] <WallisDM> "No it aint very normal! This coward is a traior!"
[12:32] <WallisDM> Shoot Heart lands and attacks Thrash, not yet mastering Talon Hell
[12:32] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:32] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
[12:32] <WallisDM> But misses and stmbles
[12:33] <WallisDM> End Turn
[12:33] <Blanca> Blanca does that thing where she charges at someone she really shouldn't charge at
[12:34] <Blanca> And does her tackle thing again, noting passively where the loot for Tony is, if any.
[12:34] <WallisDM> Just some grist
[12:34] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+6 for athletics tackle grapple
[12:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+6 for athletics tackle grapple --> [ 1d20=4 ]{10}
[12:34] <WallisDM> The tackle slams Shoot Heart into the ground of the maze wall
[12:35] <WallisDM> He takes 2 damage from the "landing"
[12:36] <Blanca> I use my minor to offhand him, since Blanca is assuming she can still reach him.
[12:36] <Blanca> !roll 1d20
[12:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
[12:36] <Blanca> !roll 1d8
[12:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{7}
[12:36] <Blanca> She ends her turn
[12:36] <WallisDM> He is very hurt
[12:37] <WallisDM> Thrash is however, more hurt and cant attack
[12:37] <WallisDM> He stumbles away from the fight but doesnt get far
[12:37] <Blanca> She is standing right on top of him basically, so if he tries to escape she assumes that she can simply attack him once more
[12:37] <Blanca> Tony, anyway
[12:37] <WallisDM> End Turn
[12:37] <WallisDM> Shoot Heart does try to escape, roll to hit and keep him down
[12:38] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+5
[12:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
[12:38] <WallisDM> Just barely
[12:38] <WallisDM> Roll the damage
[12:38] <Blanca> !roll 1d8+4
[12:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8+4 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{9}
[12:39] <WallisDM> He is bloodied, but he always was stronger than Thrash
[12:39] <WallisDM> Bloodied as in bloody faced, not the mechanic
[12:39] <Blanca> Oh
[12:39] <WallisDM> And attempts escape again!
[12:39] <WallisDM> roll to hit, but this time the Ac is higher
[12:40] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+5 for ending this lying scum right where he stands!
[12:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+5 for ending this lying scum right where he stands! --> [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
[12:40] <Blanca> Fuck!
[12:42] <WallisDM> Yeha he is escaped and has a minor action elft
[12:43] <WallisDM> And shoots the Thrash
[12:43] <WallisDM> !roll 1d20+2
[12:43] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
[12:43] <Blanca> With a minor?
[12:43] <Blanca> Im calling bullshit
[12:43] <WallisDM> Yeah, mijnor attack
[12:43] <WallisDM> He used huis Standard to try and escape, and then his move
[12:43] <Blanca> He has a minor attack?
[12:43] <WallisDM> YOu do too
[12:43] <WallisDM> offhand
[12:44] <WallisDM> hes got 2 wings
[12:44] <Blanca> Yeah, so it's an offhand ranged attack on someone not even fucking with him
[12:44] <Blanca> makes sense
[12:44] <Blanca> offhands don't get bonuses
[12:44] <WallisDM> oh right
[12:44] <WallisDM> whops
[12:44] <WallisDM> Wait, Thrash is like right across from him
[12:45] <WallisDM> You are all v ery close
[12:45] <Blanca> Why is he attacking someone who can't even physically hurt him
[12:45] <Blanca> I've taken no damage this encounter lol
[12:45] <WallisDM> Because he hates Thrash for killing his love
[12:45] <WallisDM> TOny
[12:45] <Blanca> Right
[12:46] <WallisDM> The harpies have plot too man
[12:46] <WallisDM> They will be important
[12:46] <Blanca> I hope thrash doesn't die
[12:46] <Blanca> I like thrash
[12:46] <WallisDM> !roll 1d6 at Thrash
[12:46] <Tyche[Dice]> WallisDM rolled : 1d6 at Thrash --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
[12:46] <WallisDM> Thrash lives!
[12:47] <WallisDM> Shoot Heart end his turn
[12:47] <WallisDM> Now you, Bonca
[12:47] <Blanca> She puts her not special ice pick in her main hand
[12:48] <Blanca> And fucking chucks it heavy thrown at this fucker
[12:48] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+4 for throwing her pick and presumably losing it forever
[12:48] <WallisDM> Roll the supreme to hit
[12:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+4 for throwing her pick and presumably losing it forever --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
[12:48] <Blanca> !roll 1d8+4
[12:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d8+4 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{12}
[12:49] <WallisDM> It lodges right into Shoot Heart's back and kills the fuck out oif him
[12:49] <WallisDM> He reaches his wing to shoot Thrash, but doesn't as he died too soon
[12:49] <WallisDM> You got: more grist, Tony's Love Letter, and a pocket watch
[12:50] <Blanca> Blanca pants, a little out of breath at this.
[12:50] <Blanca> Her ice pick wasn't worth this
[12:50] <Blanca> She collects all relevant loot and then goes and tries to stabilize Thrash
[12:50] <WallisDM> You still have it, it miraculously lands onto the wall
[12:50] <Blanca> Oh, lucky.
[12:50] <WallisDM> Yeah that would be too crippling
[12:51] <WallisDM> This land is gonna be hard mode dark souls
[12:51] <Blanca> Come at me, I didn't take any damage at all last encounter
[12:51] <Blanca> I'm ready for anything
[12:51] <WallisDM> Because the harpies ahted each other, not you
[12:52] <WallisDM> "YOu.. you alright kid?"
[12:52] <WallisDM> Thrash coughs out to you
[12:52] <Blanca> Anyway, She grabs some cloth from her clothes and tries to heal Thrashes wounds, shushing him.
[12:52] <WallisDM> Roll heal
[12:52] <Blanca> "No speaking. You need to rest."
[12:52] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+3 medicine
[12:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+3 medicine --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
[12:53] <WallisDM> Im gonna let him be stable
[12:53] <Blanca> Ugh, she is sort of unable to do bandages right now, her hands are shaking still from that whole situation, so she just pulls her Minatuar food out
[12:53] <Blanca> And ushers him to eat.
[12:54] <WallisDM> He does so, and regains the health that those give
[12:54] <Blanca> That'll be the end of those, but honestly Thrash is the only person she's really met who doesn't seem too terribly outlandish.
[12:54] <Blanca> She really looks at him, what he looks like and retries the bandages, simply cleaning up the blood.
[12:55] <WallisDM> Go for it
[12:55] <Blanca> What does he look like?
[12:56] <WallisDM> Blue feathers, bloody jacket, cracked sunglasses, torn mandana, orange beak and two green eyes. He also looks kind of old
[12:57] <WallisDM> "That.. token youve  got. Keep it. Its got all the control over who the.. Little Italy will follow"
[12:58] <WallisDM> "Each gang has got one, and the leader holds it"
[12:59] <Blanca> Blanca pats his head. She accidentally sllyadexes some stray Harpy feathers that fell out from all the blood and wounds. "I'm not sure what that means." She mentions as she continues cleaning the blood from him, "But you shouldn't be talking mister! This is what happens when you go too far in strifes!"
[13:01] <WallisDM> "It was this.. or me die! its not everyday your right hand man betrays you"
[13:02] <Blanca> "Nasty business. I suppose I can understand. It's been way too high stakes recently for me. I'm not sure what I'm doing or even where I am."
[13:02] <Blanca> "I'm sorry that this happened to you."
[13:03] <WallisDM> "Its fine, there are more trust worthy members at the base."
[13:03] <Blanca> She looks down over the side of the Stone maze, wanting to get back to her home.
[13:04] <Blanca> She nods, standing up and getting some rope from her sylladex.
[13:05] <Blanca> She uses about half of it and puts the Harpy on her back, tying them together fairly snugly.
[13:05] <WallisDM> "Where are you taking me?"
[13:05] <Blanca> "I'm going to get you somewhere safe. Until you can fly again."
[13:05] <Blanca> She says as she stands on the edge of a 50 meter drop
[13:06] <WallisDM> Roll acrobatics to get down safel with the rope
[13:07] <Blanca> She thinks to herself that she'll be back for the stone maze later, for now, she has a mission. She takes out her two ice picks and teeters dangerously over the edge.
[13:07] <Blanca> She lowers herself, and catches the edge with her picks
[13:07] <Blanca> The rope was actually being used to hold the harpy to herself, and climbing is an athletic skill.
[13:08] <WallisDM> Oh my bad
[13:08] <WallisDM> Roll the climbing 3 times
[13:08] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+10
[13:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{18}
[13:08] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+10
[13:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{23}
[13:09] <Blanca> !roll 1d20+10
[13:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Blanca rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{17}
[13:09] <WallisDM> YOu get down successfully
[13:09] <Blanca> It was hard
[13:09] <WallisDM> The minotaurs are sleeping
[13:10] <Blanca> And the only reason she could do it at all was because of her trusty picks
[13:10] <Blanca> She is glad that she didn't lose one.
[13:10] <Blanca> She walks through the minotaur camp, headed through the metal door that used to lead to the maze.
[13:11] <Blanca> If i'm understanding this correctly, there is now a free path all over the garden?
[13:11] <WallisDM> Yes
[13:12] <Blanca> As she walks towards the house, she passively looks around to see if anything of interest is around.
[13:14] <WallisDM> Just frogs and fountains
[13:17] <Blanca> She sets the Harpy on the couch, and the collapses on the floor.
[13:17] <Blanca> She's had a pretty long day.
[13:18] <WallisDM> You enter the sleeping
[13:19] <Blanca> Cool
[13:19] <Blanca> Experience and grist?
[13:20] <WallisDM> lets seee
[13:22] <WallisDM> Its 3 basilisks worth of grist
[13:23] <Blanca> I can roll that, if you want.
[13:23] <Blanca> I'm assuming it's not 3 basilisks worth of exp
[13:24] <WallisDM> Nope
[13:24] <Blanca> cool
[13:24] <WallisDM> 45 XP because easy
[13:24] <Blanca> so did you want me to roll grist
[13:24] <WallisDM> yes
[13:24] <Blanca> 45% for all?
[13:24] <Blanca> 45exp*
[13:25] <Blanca> or like, 45 total
[13:25] <Blanca> just making sure i got it right
[13:25] <WallisDM> 45 total
[13:26] <Blanca> ok
[13:30] <Blanca> T0 Build Grist          413
[13:30] <Blanca> T1           88
[13:30] <Blanca> T2           42
[13:30] <Blanca> T3           16
[13:30] <Blanca> T4           4
[13:30] <Blanca> Are you going to name tiers of grist
[13:30] <Blanca> or no
[13:30] <Blanca> That's my total, btdubs
[13:31] <WallisDM> you can make the names i dont really care
[13:32] <Blanca> Build Grist          413
[13:32] <Blanca> Shale          88
[13:32] <Blanca> Iron          42
[13:32] <Blanca> Tar          16
[13:32] <Blanca> Cobalt          4
[13:32] <Blanca> how about that
[13:32] <Blanca> we using that for all or just mine
[13:33] <WallisDM> ok
[13:33] <WallisDM> sounds good
[13:34] <Blanca> ethan
[13:34] <Blanca> my irc isn't set to save
[13:34] <Blanca> above 50 lines
[13:35] <Blanca> so i hope you have it set too save
[13:35] <Blanca> brb lunch
[13:35] <WallisDM> ill pastebin