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- Abnormal Norman 4: Team-up from the Dump
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- 7:11 Split Segment
- Be Norman
- "Ahh! My ass!"
- >Fell from the window, now three guys are looking at me
- >"The hell are you supposed to be?"
- "I...I'm the bane of your existence, and you guys are going down."
- >You can feel your body cringing to the core.
- >That was horrible.
- >Comic book heroes make it way too easy to make a quip
- >"Is this asshole serious?!" The thug asks his people.
- >"Boy, are you high or something?"
- >You're sweating like bullets, but you don't stand down.
- >With a fighting stance, you went on to taunt the thugs.
- "Let's finish this quickly. I have a date with your sister."
- >There we go, that was a good insult, but a bit generic
- >Oh shit the dude's eyes are bulging out in anger
- >"YOU'RE DEAD ASSHOLE"
- "AHH!"
- >In a moment's flash, you unleash an unholy punch.
- >|PIISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW|
- >With that punch, the man was launched to the wall like a dart. The impact was extremely painful for the man.
- >He was no match for the speed of your fist.
- >Oh wow, that felt easy. Now for these two blokes
- >"Oh HELL no, bitch!" The robber said as he took his pistol out
- >The thug rapidly shoots 3 shots. Two of those hit you where you stand
- "GRAAAAH"
- >HOLY SHIT THAT HURT
- >Looking at your stomach. It's turning red. Your leg bleeds but it's nothing compared to a bullet to the intestine
- >"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE AND KICK OUR ASSES FOOL?"
- >The two remaining thugs took their bats and proceeded to hit you with all their might
- >"YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN MOTHER FUCKER"
- >As the bats hit your bones, you yell like a dog . The ring doubles your strength, but not your ability to withstand pain
- >So... this is it huh. This is how you die
- >You begin to lose focus, bats hitting your elbows, ribs and helmet
- >Suddenly a faint voice from the distance
- >"You mess with him, you mess with me!"
- >You use up all your strength to lift your head up to look who it was
- >A man in a grey jacket wearing football gear
- >And he's wearing his underwear over his pants
- >"What the hell...Ack!"
- 7:11 Split Segment
- Be Lyra
- >Hide by the wall next to the dumpster
- >You can hear the hobo in the trench coat telling the thugs about being the bane of their resistance.
- >It's happening. Blood will be spilled, but you could care less about the masked man.
- >You do a roll and sneak by the store door.
- >Tapping lightly, you got your scared mother's attention, who was hiding behind the aisle of junk food
- >Mother is in tears. Understandable due to a traumatic incident she had when she was a child.
- >She's petrified by fear, and you couldn't coax her to come out.
- >|PIISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW|
- >There goes the first punch, now goes the pistol.
- >BANG!BANG!BANG! went the piece.
- >Why the hell aren't there any police around here?
- >They're beating the man up without remorse.
- >Third guy still holding his stomach in pain.
- >Oh god, you don't know what to do. You sweat in fear.
- >Try to use time stopping powers. Can't. Your mind can only handle so much in one day.
- >Suddenly a shadow glides through the door.
- >A man in football gear proudly walks in the store.
- >Thugs stops beating the hobo up in confusion of the new challenger.
- >...is he wearing his underwear out?.
- 7:11 Split Segment
- Be Brad
- >Holy shit the ninja went through the window
- >You're hiding besides the dumpster, spectating from a window
- >Ninja speaks something about the Bane of their assistance
- >...
- "Wait a tick...that voice, those fists, that bulge."
- >IT'S NORMAN!
- >HOLY CRAP IT'S HIS FIRST GIG AS A SUPERHERO!
- >|PIISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW|
- >You watch gleefully as you spectate on your best bro take out one of the thugs.
- "Oh boy, it's happening!"
- >But wait, the other guy brought a gun
- >Three bangs, two went in.
- >Shit, Norman's down.
- "Oh crap oh crap, what do I do?
- >You thought to yourself that every hero needs a sidekick.
- >And you're perfect for the job.
- >You take your football gear out of your bag.
- >Helmet, Shoulder padding, gloves.
- >You strip your pants to wear your underwear out.
- >Under the belief that it's good luck to do this as a debuting vigilante.
- >It's not cool to argue with flawless logic.
- >You rush in, bust up in the store.
- >"HEY!" you yell at them.
- >They look at you with confusion, you look at them with determination.
- >"You mess with him, you mess with me!".
- Be Rarity
- Home
- >Something's wrong with my friends. They're hiding something. From me and Pinkie
- >Looking at Pinkie, she seems a bit oblivious to all of it, but it's not the least of your problems
- >"It's Norman. He seems to be the center of all this" you theorized.
- >Twilight and Flutters don't dare talk about all this. Only Brad and Rainbow could spill the beans without looking like they're making up a story.
- >What could they possibly hide from us, and why?
- >Well, at least my dear Norman's getting fitter by the second, if he really was working out
- >Pretty soon, he'll gain muscles from lifting, and then his body...his sweaty sweaty body.
- >GAH...what am I thinking.
- >You blush in embarrassment as you try to do your homework.
- Be Lyra Heartstrings
- Store
- >You look in a surprised manner as some crazy guy busts in a robbery wearing a football helmet and his underoos out.
- >"What the hell is up with this town?" says the thug with the gun.
- >Before the man could even hold the pistol on the new guy's head, he tackles the armed goon to the ground.
- >Second guy swings his bat down to hit the challenger but he dodges on time and the bat hits the armed thug.
- >Third guy recovers from the hobo's punch and elbows the challenger, causing him to be stunned.
- >You rush inside the store while the crazies battle it out. Got to know how mom is doing
- >"C'mon mom" you whisper. "we gotta get out of here!"
- >You check how the guys are doing
- >Challenger get's his helmet confiscated and gets a punch from second guy
- >You recognize the guy. It's Flash Sentry!
- >The hell is he doing?!?
- >But wait, where's the masked hobo?
- >Third guy about to swing his bat onto Brad's face
- >Masked hobo out of nowhere jumps from the shelf aisle and hits the armed goon with a bottle of scotch.
- >Armed with a broken bottle in his hand and the thug's bat on the other, he gives no mind on his bleeding stomach and body.
- >Second guy charges in, throwing a straight punch to his jaw.
- >Masked hobo returns the favor by hitting the guy with the bat, and then scars his face with the broken bottle.
- >Armed guy looks like he's shitting himself.
- "Come on, mom we have to go."
- >You take your mother by the hand and slipped right out of there.
- >"H-Huh? HEY!"
- >Shit, the armed guy saw us
- >He ran towards us and shoved me aside and took my mother hostage
- >"AAAAAAAAIIIIE!"
- >"HAHAH!"
- "YOU BASTARD"
- >Brad stood up as the masked man took notice after beating the second guy up
- >"ALRIGHT, YOU NIGGAS BETTER DO AS I SAY, OR THIS IS GONNA GET REAL MESSY"
- >You look at the thug with anger
- >No one holds a gun on your dear mother.
- "HUUUURUGGHHHH"
- >Sound slowly dims below the hearing line. Cuts forming inside your nose.
- >Using all the remaining strength you have, you stopped time for the fourth time this day.
- "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH..."
- >The pain is unbearable.
- >Blood gushes from your nose and mouth as everyone holds their position.
- >Man's grip and wrist is too strong to pull away from your mother's neck, so you do what needs to be done.
- >You grab the man's wrist and proceeded to break his fingers, every last one with a glass shard.
- >40 seconds in. You can feel time coming back soon.
- >Grab a bottle, straight kick to the nuts
- >59 seconds, you ready your position
- >Time flows back in.
- Be Norman
- In Pain
- >This is the most painful day you've had
- >Blood gushing from your stomach, all this because you wanted to stop some goons from stealing shekels
- >See this asshole taking some mother hostage
- >Wait a minute, you recognize the girl he just shoved
- >It's Lyra, and her eyes went blue for 2 seconds
- >Suddenly the man jumps up and down in pain
- >Holding his hand, and then his crotch, he bends over to the agony
- >"OH GOD. OH SHIT" the man whimpers
- >You look at Brad in confusion.
- >Lyra raises the bottle and weakly hits it on the dude's head
- >The man lies down, seemingly unconscious from the event.
- >You look at Lyra and Brad, both of which tired from the battle that had taken place in this very store.
- >Silence everywhere. You don't seem to realize what was happening.
- >"Holy shit we need to get you guys to a hospital!" Brad told you and Lyra.
- >Frankly, he's the only one here who isn't bleeding like hell.
- >I held my stomach and leaned towards the wall. The cashier already dialled 9-11.
- >You unmasked yourself. Was getting hot from the sweat and fear
- >Lyra asked her mother if she was alright. Brad kept on laughing at the whole ordeal
- >Police sirens come
- >"Shit man, we gotta go" Brad insists.
- "Can't run . This hurts like a bitch"
- >You can't escape, but you know you can't get arrested for vigilantism and stuff.
- >You look around, and you see a shadow standing by the distance. It looks like a lady's body, but your vision is blurred by the black eye you got.
- >At long last, you begin pass out.
- >"NORMAN" you hear Brad yell.
- >Darkness invades your mind. Too much beatings.
- >You let go of your consciousness for a good night's sleep.
- End of Chapter 4
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