Troopo

Melon: mumble
Troopo: ?
Melon: scrim?
Troopo: i just finished 2 hours of scrims with my team for next seasonnn
Troopo: im fucking pooped
Melon: NOOOO
Melon: UR NOT
Melon: MUMBLEEEE
Melon: pls get in here
Troopo: im sorry
Melon: im sorry as in you wil come in
Melon: or im sorry as in
Melon: im sorry im not playing
Troopo: the latter
Melon: plsssss
Melon: we need to win our playoff match
Melon: i neeeeed this im roster
Melon: help me
Troopo: i dont lol
Melon: but will you do it for me
Melon: never again
Troopo: hi
Melon: this is retarded
Melon: dont ever do this again
Melon: im serious
Melon: this is where i draw the line
Troopo: why
Troopo: what happened in the scrim
Melon: dont do this again
Melon: we need to practice for our match
Troopo: did u get a shit ringer or something
Melon: i dont want to deal with retards
Melon: everyone on our roster are retards
Melon: if you are online you are playing
Melon: thats that
Melon: dont just refuse to play
Melon: i like you troopo
Melon: a lot
Melon: but this is bullshit
Melon: and really annoys you
Troopo: so u got a shit ringer
Troopo: and everyone is saltyy
Melon: me
Melon: no
Melon: just dont skip out on scrims anymore
Troopo: something happened
Troopo: in the scrim
Troopo: if it went well you wouldnt be salty
Melon: Please put us as your main priority for now
Melon: your other team after the season
Troopo: IVE HAD SCRIMS SECHEDULE FOR A WEEK
Melon: tell me then
Troopo: when u suddenly said "scrims"
Melon: nonononono
Troopo: first time i knew we had scrims
Troopo: i thought today was free
Troopo: cause i wasnt told anything
Melon: i said yesterday very clearly that we were doing a 10:30
Troopo: i dont remember that
Melon: can you promise you wont do this anymore?
Melon: just assume that we have scrims
Melon: Here is our schedule
Melon: usually
Melon: Sunday- 10:30
Troopo: where is my incentive
Melon: Monday- 10:30
Troopo: lol
Melon: Tuesday- 9:30, 10:30
Melon: Wednesday- 10:30
Melon: Thursday- 9:30, 10:30
Melon: Are you actually serious?
Melon: That may be the scummiest thing I have ever heard
Melon: You commited to a team, now help us win
Melon: That is your incentive
Melon: Like the fact that you actually said that gave me cancer
Troopo: playying with you guys is a nightmare
Troopo: i get worse
Melon: I understand
Melon: Thats not true
Troopo: and i give NO shits
Troopo: about the roster
Troopo: IM
Melon: But until the end of the season
Troopo: cause im going somewhere else
Melon: thats fine
Melon: i dont care what you do after this season
Melon: unfriend me and block me for all i care
Melon: but for now
Melon: finish up strong what you have commited to do
Melon: is that a dumb request???
Troopo: im going to give the match 100$
Troopo: 100%
Troopo: but i want to keep scrims to a minumum
Troopo: its not going to help
Troopo: you cant fix autism
Melon: yes they will
Melon: we are not autistic
Troopo: not if im pulling my hair out the whole time
Melon: Then dont shut down and fix issues
Melon: I have 5 guys who are passionate about winning this fucking game
Melon: we may not be the smartest
Melon: or the best
Melon: but we want to fucking win
Melon: and we are practicing to do so
Melon: so fucking help
Melon: goodnight
Troopo: lmao
Melon: what the actual fuck is funny about that
Melon: like
Troopo: you are priceless
Melon: i dont understand
Melon: no
Melon: what
Melon: why are you even saying that
Melon: that is actually the worst thing you could say at this moment
Melon: i am really fucking passionate about winning this thing
Melon: help
Melon: me
Melon: there
Melon: tl:dr
Melon: Troopo is going to try for the match but doesnt care to scrim
Melon: i told him he is going to anyway