Said the spider to the fly

<Thingymabob> The spider leaps at you faster than you can react and jumps onto your back
<Thingymabob> You manage to stay upright despite its weight
<Thingymabob> end turn
<Lukas_Miller> "AH!"
* Lukas_Miller tries to swipe at the spider with his sword before realizing that won't work well
* Lukas_Miller instead puts the sword away and tries to grab the spider's legs, holding it there, then tries to fall backwards onto the spider
<Thingymabob> Roll athletics to try to move its weight
<Lukas_Miller> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [11+3] : {14}
<Thingymabob> You manage to easily fall backwards onto the spider despite its best efforts to not get crushed
<Thingymabob> He is now pinned and has taken
<Thingymabob> !roll 1d2+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d2+3) [1+3] : {4}
<Thingymabob> damage
<Lukas_Miller> "so youre going to let us go now right?"
<Thingymabob> You hear a muffled no from underneath you
<Lukas_Miller> "are you sure?"
<Thingymabob> You hear a muffled yes from underneath you
<Lukas_Miller> "aw man"
* Lukas_Miller pulls himself up and readies his sword again
<Lukas_Miller> end turn
<Thingymabob> The spider bears its fangs and charges at you
<Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+2
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
<Thingymabob> You however manage to fend it off by shoving your sword lengthways in its mouth and pushing it off
<Thingymabob> End turn
* Lukas_Miller charges back, taking a swing at the spider with his sword
<Lukas_Miller> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [8+3] : {11}
<Thingymabob> As you swing the spider jumps up and flips himself around so he is now hanging from his webs
<Lukas_Miller> "oh yeah"
<Lukas_Miller> "thats totally fair"
* Lukas_Miller prepares himself for another jump attack
<Lukas_Miller> end turn
<Thingymabob> If you ever wondered what an upside down shrugging spider looked like consider your curiosity sated
<Thingymabob> The spider then runs over to you and leap attacks from its position
<Thingymabob> !roll 1d20+4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [1+4] : {5}
<Lukas_Miller> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [14+3] : {17}
<Thingymabob> The spider suddenly forgets how its supposed to get down from the web
<Thingymabob> and ends up running into a wall
<Thingymabob> It then falls to the ground
<Thingymabob> and takes
<Thingymabob> !roll 1d4
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d4) [4] : {4}
<Thingymabob> damage
<Lukas_Miller> "great job spider person"
<Lukas_Miller> "you really stuck the landing there, 9/10"
<Thingymabob> You get no response other than a grunt
<Lukas_Miller> "ready to let us leave yet?"
<Thingymabob> The spider flips itself back over slowly
<Thingymabob> "Even lesss than I wasss before"
<Lukas_Miller> "well darn"
<Thingymabob> end turn
* Lukas_Miller closes the distance between himself and the spider and slices at it with his sword
<Lukas_Miller> !roll 1d20+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [9+3] : {12}
<Thingymabob> You hit
<Lukas_Miller> !roll 1d8+3
<Tyche[Dice]> (1d8+3) [5+3] : {8}
<Thingymabob> You slice 2 of its legs clean off
<Thingymabob> Its front 2
<Thingymabob> It falls over
<Lukas_Miller> "...now?" Lukas almost feels bad for the spider, if it wasn't trying to eat him
<Thingymabob> It hisses angrily at you and claws at the air between you
<Lukas_Miller> end turn
<Thingymabob> It leans over and pulls itself over towards you using its hands
* Lukas_Miller takes a step back
<Thingymabob> He hardly makes it half the distance to you before he collapses
<Thingymabob> He doesnt stop hissing
* Lukas_Miller hesitates, looking over at Fly Guy
<Lukas_Miller> "what do you think?"
<Thingymabob> The fly barely awake gets up
<Thingymabob> "About what"
<Lukas_Miller> "the spider"
* Lukas_Miller gestures towards the spider with his sword
<Thingymabob> "THATS THE FUCKER WHO TOOK MI LEGS"
<Thingymabob> The fly pushes himself up off the ground
<Thingymabob> "Well what are ye waiting for"
<Lukas_Miller> "I dont know"
<Thingymabob> "Well then off im"
* Lukas_Miller raises his sword to strike the spider
<Lukas_Miller> "you sure you dont want to surrender," he says to the spider
<Thingymabob> The spider curls himself up in an attempt to protect himself from your next attack
<Thingymabob> He does not say a word
<Lukas_Miller> "well okay then"
* Lukas_Miller puts his sword away
* Lukas_Miller captchalogues the Injured Spider (I slot) and looks down, almost ashamed
<Lukas_Miller> "I cant do it"
<Thingymabob> "yer a bigger fool than i first took ya for"
<Lukas_Miller> "yeah probably"
<Lukas_Miller> "but I cant kill something when its like that"
<Lukas_Miller> "or at least not in this situation"
* Lukas_Miller kicks the dirt, or whatever the floor of this massive tree is made of
<Thingymabob> "and why the bloody hell not"
<Lukas_Miller> "I dont know I guess"
<Lukas_Miller> "just doesnt feel right"
<Lukas_Miller> "just like it didnt feel right to leave you there when that spider probably would have let me walk free"
<Thingymabob> "well see now yer just making me seem like the bad guy here"
<Lukas_Miller> "nah youre not a bad guy"
<Lukas_Miller> "as far as I know"
<Lukas_Miller> "dont really know you that well"
<Thingymabob> "aye well same here"
<Lukas_Miller> "so what are you going to do now?"
<Thingymabob> "we keep movin"
<Thingymabob> "long as the suns up we keep movin"
<Lukas_Miller> "that makes perfect sense"
<Lukas_Miller> "no reasoning at all lets just keep moving for some unknown reason"
<Lukas_Miller> "what about at night?"
<Thingymabob> "well theres a destination"
<Thingymabob> "shany be tellin ya where howevar"
<Lukas_Miller> "what why not?"
<Thingymabob> "cause I just bloody met ya"
<Lukas_Miller> "and I just bloody saved your life"
<Lukas_Miller> "I think that deserves at least a hint"
<Thingymabob> "long as that things alive ya aint saved me from shit"
<Lukas_Miller> "it cant get out"
<Lukas_Miller> "and it was pretty immobile last time I checked"
<Thingymabob> "ye I bloody well hope so"
<Thingymabob> He moves over to the door
<Lukas_Miller> "and why would I go with you without knowing where were going?"
<Thingymabob> "ya got anywhere better to go"
<Thingymabob> "these woods be dangerous"
<Lukas_Miller> "my friend was with his house when he ran the program so mine must be out there somewhere"
<Lukas_Miller> "all that machinery seemed important"
<Lukas_Miller> "and my mom was there too"
<Thingymabob> "im sure shes fine for now"
<Thingymabob> "But if ya so insistant on going back there"
<Thingymabob> "ill see what I can do"
<Lukas_Miller> "...thanks"
<Thingymabob> "just wait there would ya"
<Thingymabob> He leaves out the door