TEAMBUILDING PROCESS

Alright I knew from the get go that mexicans are frands so ludicolo was an obvious choice with that sexyass sombrero and that swaggaligious dancing. To partner up with lord ludicolo, it needed a dancing/fap buddy so politoed was an obvious choice for a partner since it got ludicolo all wet with that sexy antenna and those gorgeous eyes OMG! So with that two man dancing crew, I decided to build my team.

After I formed up my two man crew, I realized they needed more support cuz you gotta get wet, and as model user sweep has quoted before multiple times in the ubers chatbox "Why the fuck do shit doubles players run ludicolo? It's weak as fuck and weak to talonflame???????????" So I pondered upon this statement since sweep has been my all time favorite pokemon idol and I realized that what do you do when you have two water mons? You put on more water mons! Cuz rain spam and fuck yeah, but unfortunately there were no good dancers that were water types so i was lost in thought until ALAS i realized japanese people did it right and that hentai was one of the greatest things in the world and we have certified weebs like totem and kylecole jacking off to hentai all the fucking time, so with that thought I decided to put lord helix aka best mon on the team because tentacle bondage is probably the greatest thing about hentai which makes omastar the perfect partner with a swaggalicious mexicano and his wet dance partner.

After I got my mexicano + dancer partner + tentacles, I realized that the one thing they all had in common was they get shocked easily and they're scared of fucking burds cuz they're all pussies so to remedy this I had to bring a dong er......................... donner in! This sexy ass beats the shit out of all the burds because it's rock hard and this nigga doesn't get shocked when he sees ugly asses flash him cuz he's always horn-y. Which makes him the perfect partner with the dance crew and tentacle bondage.

The team was looking pretty fucking solid at that point, you got a horny bastard which is essential for any good dance party but I realized that just ain't enough on the dance floor, cuz there are some ugly niggas that like lying about locations and settup up tarps or a tricky room I should say which is just a no in any good party, so I needed an answer in case other fags tried to set up rooms and it left me stumped but I was lurking through firebot and stumbled upon V and his love for drugs and realized that all good parties need some type of substance to get niggas high so what better substance than a shroom? Shroom has a role of getting the team high, stopping fags with trick room and also stopping cuntbags that think they're more wet and hip than I am so it makes the perfect partner.

At this point the five man squad was looking as tight as possible with essentially zero weaknesses but I needed a sixth mon because fuck mons. As a primary ubers player I knew that BURD IS DUH WORD! So just slapped YOLObird on the team to even out the team. Beats the shit out of grass mons that are high as fuck, burns ugly child abusing parents, smacks other shrooms among other shit. So it makes a perfect sixth mon.