one day

one day yoshi went down to the shops to buy a bunch of fucking fruit

mario jumped out from behind the stand with a gun
"hehhehheh now i have you!!!"

yoshi dodn't know what to do and he was very scared

"mario what are you doing?"

"something ive wanted to do for a long time. come with me..."

yoshi didnt want to get kill so he followed mario back to mario's castle

"bend over" mario said

"please" yoshi said, tears streaming down his face "i dont want this"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" mario screemed at yoshi and had a knife and made a small cut in the side of yoshis face

the blood mixed with yoshis tears as he realised he had no choise but to obey his new master.......

yoshi bent over and mario positioned himself behind him......

outside the castle, nobody knew or ever saw yoshi again................. THE End!!! ^_^