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- Based off that shitty Fluttershy/Applejack episode with the bats
- >Autumn was always your favorite time of year
- >Halloween, Thanksgiving, the changing colors of the leaves, the crisp mornings
- >Too bad you were stuck in school most of the time
- >But after school, you'd hang out with your friends or go on motorcycle rides
- >Other times, you were in Applejack's orchard, running from a vampiric form of your girlfriend, Fluttershy
- >Actually, that was only once
- >Right now
- >But running through thick patches of brush didn't allow for much thought
- >Another bloodcurdling laugh rang through the orchard as what's left of your girlfriend soars through the air on her newly formed, leathery wings
- >"Can't run forever, pretty boy. You'll tire soon enough."
- "I can damn well try, bitch!"
- >"Although futile, your resistance is cute."
- >Stumbling into an open section of the orchard, you pick up a heavy branch, brandishing it as a makeshift spear
- >Holding your flashlight in your left hand, you scan the treeline for the vampire
- >The light flickers, slowly at first
- "No, no, no, no! Not now!"
- >Another laugh echoes through the orchard
- >It was impossible to pinpoint where she was
- >The light flickers one last time before you are plunged into the dark of the cold autumn night
- ///
- "A bat infestation? Damn, AJ, that sucks."
- >"Ah know! And right before cider season, no less. If we don't clear then varmint out soon, we may not have enough apples to make our normal amount."
- >Rainbow Dash's eyes woven at the thought of less cider
- >"So, we're totally gonna get rid of them, right? Because that is a major problem."
- "Well, how are you going to get rid of them?"
- >"I was considerin' asking Fluttershy, but she don't want to git rid of the damn things. Says that doin so would be wrong. Load a' shit if ya ask me."
- "Well, she might be right. She lives with animals, she's bound to know something about any species."
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