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Prince_of_Autumn

Spooky, amirite?

Oct 28th, 2014
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  1. Based off that shitty Fluttershy/Applejack episode with the bats
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  3. >Autumn was always your favorite time of year
  4. >Halloween, Thanksgiving, the changing colors of the leaves, the crisp mornings
  5. >Too bad you were stuck in school most of the time
  6. >But after school, you'd hang out with your friends or go on motorcycle rides
  7. >Other times, you were in Applejack's orchard, running from a vampiric form of your girlfriend, Fluttershy
  8. >Actually, that was only once
  9. >Right now
  10. >But running through thick patches of brush didn't allow for much thought
  11. >Another bloodcurdling laugh rang through the orchard as what's left of your girlfriend soars through the air on her newly formed, leathery wings
  12. >"Can't run forever, pretty boy. You'll tire soon enough."
  13. "I can damn well try, bitch!"
  14. >"Although futile, your resistance is cute."
  15. >Stumbling into an open section of the orchard, you pick up a heavy branch, brandishing it as a makeshift spear
  16. >Holding your flashlight in your left hand, you scan the treeline for the vampire
  17. >The light flickers, slowly at first
  18. "No, no, no, no! Not now!"
  19. >Another laugh echoes through the orchard
  20. >It was impossible to pinpoint where she was
  21. >The light flickers one last time before you are plunged into the dark of the cold autumn night
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  23. ///
  24.  
  25. "A bat infestation? Damn, AJ, that sucks."
  26. >"Ah know! And right before cider season, no less. If we don't clear then varmint out soon, we may not have enough apples to make our normal amount."
  27. >Rainbow Dash's eyes woven at the thought of less cider
  28. >"So, we're totally gonna get rid of them, right? Because that is a major problem."
  29. "Well, how are you going to get rid of them?"
  30. >"I was considerin' asking Fluttershy, but she don't want to git rid of the damn things. Says that doin so would be wrong. Load a' shit if ya ask me."
  31. "Well, she might be right. She lives with animals, she's bound to know something about any species."
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