Reaper looks after Anon

"Hey, Reaper?"

"Acknowledging: Mechanic Anonymous."

"I feel like I'm being watched lately. So I'll tell you what: I'll wave this maintenance job fee if you watch my back for the next few days?"

"Quick analysis: Mechanic Anonymous is experiencing symptoms of paranoia anxiety. Symptoms: psychosomatic. Answer: We will observe regardless."

"Thanks, Reaper, always good to know I have friends like you."

"Recommendation: we move into Mechanic Anonymous' home until symptoms alleviate or threat is neutralized."

"Cool, I can show you some game I managed to bring over from home."

"Further recommendation: Unit Reaper and Mechanic Anonymous share bedroom."

"Uhhh, whatever helps you work."

"Observation: Mechanic Anonymous is most vulnerable while practicing hygienic maintenance and evacuating toxins and waste. Recommendation: allow us to keep watch."

"O-Okay..."

"All further direct interactions between this unit and Mechanic Anonymous will be recorded for security purposes."

"Wait, why did you say 'us' instead of 'this unit' for the hygiene one?"

"No reason. Varied word choice was deemed appropriate."

Source: https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/17662530/#17662680