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  1. CHIEF VIDEOS
  2.  
  3. September 3, 2011
  4. How To Pronounce Chief
  5. "chief, chief, chief"
  6.  
  7. Episode 567 - April 14th, 2012
  8. How to Ask for Help in English
  9. "Please help me escape from this place."
  10. "I need your help with something, Chief."
  11.  
  12. Episode 570 - April 17th, 2012
  13. How to Apologize in English
  14. "I'm very sorry that you had to see that, Chief."
  15. "This tragedy is no one's fault but our own."
  16.  
  17. Episode 584 - May 6, 2012
  18. How to Give Orders in English
  19. "Seize the mortgages immediately."
  20. "I don't care what Chief said. You are going to complete this assignment."
  21.  
  22. Episode 628 - July 9, 2012
  23. How to Pronounce Guacamole
  24. "'Don't worry,' I said, 'guacamole is an acquired taste.'"
  25. "A: Chief doesn't want guacamole on his taco."
  26. "B: Then he can scoop the guacamole out with his bare hands."
  27.  
  28. Episode 641 - July 22, 2012
  29. How to Pronounce Svelte
  30. "Her svelte figure caught the minister's eye, just as Chief predicted."
  31. "A: You're looking svelte in that jumpsuit."
  32. "B: Svelte or not, it's the itchiest thing I've ever worn."
  33.  
  34. Episode 653 - August 3, 2012
  35. How to Pronounce Lasso
  36. "Chief, who had posed as a waiter, said Lasso had been seated at the president's table."
  37. "A: Lasso jumped out the window and landed on his motorbike."
  38. "B: They're never gonna catch a kid like Lasso."
  39.  
  40. Episode 662 - August 12, 2012
  41. How to Pronounce Can and Can't (length 2:38, longest video so far)
  42. "You can dress for success, but you can't have it all."
  43. "A: Henri can do things that Franco can't."
  44. "B: I can still hope for Mendoza's cooperation, but I can't imagine how we'll explain this to Chief."
  45.  
  46. Episode 671.5 - August 29th, 2012 *MARKED PRIVATE*
  47. How To Pronounce two
  48. "The two of us would have to reconcile later; we had to leave immediately to reach the beach by nightfall."
  49. "A: Two regulators, two traders, two scientists, two systems: two Impacts."
  50. "B: Two glasses of Chief's special punch is far too much."
  51.  
  52. Episode 677 - September 5, 2012
  53. How to Pronounce Real
  54. "In such an unfamiliar place, you lose track of what is real."
  55. "A: What's the real reason Mendoza is stalling?"
  56. "B: Chief says Mendoza can be a real diva during wartime."
  57.  
  58. Episode 692 - September 22, 2012
  59. How to Pronounce Tlaxcala
  60. "Fifth, what wasn't Chief telling me about the Tlaxcala office?"
  61. "A: I suggested Tlaxcala for our honeymoon."
  62. "B: There are some interesting ruins in Tlaxcala."
  63.  
  64. Episode 695 - September 25, 2012
  65. How to Pronounce Connection
  66. "Eight, what connection did Chief's ex-wife have with President City?"
  67. "A: There's got to be a connection between the two systems."
  68. "B: The only connection I see is shared frustration, and the occasional repeated phrase."
  69.  
  70. Episode 703 - October 20, 2012
  71. How to Pronounce Food
  72. "Chief and Jackie were already unpacking the food bag; it was their turn to prepare dinner."
  73. "A: Squid is my second favorite food."
  74. "B: Save the food chat for later; I have a meeting with Mendoza in five minutes."
  75.  
  76. Episode 706 - October 23, 2012
  77. How to Pronounce Aubergine
  78. "Chief was in charge of the aubergine, which he cultivated himself back in LA."
  79. "A: Have you heard rumors about the new type of aubergine?"
  80. "B: I saw one myself in Thailand; don't ask me to describe it."
  81.  
  82. Episode 707 - October 24, 2012
  83. How to Pronounce Risotto
  84. "When the risotto was properly al dente, Chief called the team to a makeshift dinner table."
  85. "A: This risotto is unacceptably gummy." (Motorcycle speeding away?)
  86. "B: She must have used a long-grain rice -- a typical risotto blunder."
  87.  
  88. COUNTDOWN VIDEO: July 23, 2013
  89. How to Pronounce 63
  90. “We should’ve listened to Chief.”
  91. "Something is going to happen in 63 days"
  92.  
  93.  
  94.  
  95. JACKIE VIDEOS
  96.  
  97. December 13, 2011
  98. How To Pronounce Jackie
  99. "Jackie, Jackie, Jackie"
  100.  
  101. Episode 642 - July 23, 2012
  102. How to Pronounce Lucky
  103. "Jackie was lucky no one picked up on his accent."
  104. "A: 7 is a lucky number."
  105. "B: There's one number that is the opposite of lucky."
  106.  
  107. Episode 648 - July 29, 2012
  108. How to Pronounce Belarus
  109. "It was the first of several times Jackie would blame things on Belarus."
  110. "A: Belarus exports tractors, caprolactam, and dairy."
  111. "B: Belarus sounds like my kind of place."
  112.  
  113. Episode 656 - August 6, 2012
  114. How to Pronounce Yield
  115. "Eventually I yield to uneasy jungle dreams."
  116. "A: The collateralized debt obligations yield massive profits."
  117. "B: Jackie will not yield in his dark quest for the mortgages."
  118.  
  119. Episode 657 - August 7, 2012
  120. How to Pronounce Finance
  121. "A temple of finance two thousand feet above the mega-city."
  122. "A: Jackie has a war to finance now."
  123. "B: I should have gone into finance."
  124.  
  125. Episode 663 - August 20, 2012
  126. How to Pronounce Guitar
  127. "We awoke to the sound of Jackie strumming a mournful Latin melody on his guitar."
  128. "A: Hand me my guitar, please."
  129. "B: I'll hand you the guitar when you give me back my mortgage."
  130.  
  131. Episode 669 - August 26, 2012
  132. How to Pronounce Excuse Me
  133. "'Excuse me,' said Jackie. 'I had planned to eat that.'"
  134. "A: Excuse me, I didn't mean to intrude."
  135. "B: No, excuse me; I should not be doing this here, of all places."
  136.  
  137. Episode 671 - August 28, 2012
  138. How to Pronounce Sacred
  139. "'Is nothing sacred?' said Jackie, struggling to get the words out."
  140. "A: Be extra careful with the sacred shawl."
  141. "B: A pipe broke in my apartment and the sacred shawl got wet and then moldy."
  142.  
  143. Episode 682 - September 10, 2012
  144. How to Pronounce Fun
  145. "In moments of carnage it was clear that battle was fun for Jackie."
  146. "A: I heard it's a very long game ... is it any fun?"
  147. "B: I know others find it fun, but I do not."
  148.  
  149. Episode 690 - September 18, 2012
  150. How to Pronounce Architect
  151. "First, who was the architect of our mission?"
  152. "A: I have a feeling he's not much of an architect."
  153. "B: Architect? Jackie's just a bricklayer, and his foreman's out to lunch."
  154.  
  155. Episode 691 - September 20, 2012
  156. How to Pronounce Financier
  157. "Third, why would a financier of Jackie's status choose to accompany us for field work?"
  158. "A: He may be a financier, but he's also quite the pastry guru."
  159. "B: It's like they say: 'Life is a profiterole and death is a financier.'"
  160.  
  161. Episode 703 - October 20, 2012
  162. How to Pronounce Food
  163. "Chief and Jackie were already unpacking the food bag; it was their turn to prepare dinner."
  164. "A: Squid is my second favorite food."
  165. "B: Save the food chat for later; I have a meeting with Mendoza in five minutes."
  166.  
  167. Episode 704 - October 21, 2012
  168. How to Pronounce Kukri
  169. "Jackie used a kukri to chop tomatoes, slicing with violent intensity."
  170. "A: His betrayal was like a kukri to the heart."
  171. "B: Please keep your kukri sheathed while in the office."
  172.  
  173.  
  174.  
  175. 'HER/SHE' VIDEOS
  176.  
  177. Episode 591.5 - May 15, 2012 *MARKED PRIVATE*
  178. How To Use Superlatives In English
  179. "She is the finest regulator I have ever worked with."
  180. "That was the worst argument we've ever had."
  181.  
  182. Episode 596 - May 29, 2012
  183. How to Say a Million Dollars
  184. "Everyone wants a million dollars."
  185. "She made a million dollars in a single trade."
  186.  
  187. Episode 629 - July 10. 2012
  188. How to Pronounce Worried
  189. "'I'm not worried," she said. 'I'm just hungry.'"
  190. "A: You look worried. What did you see in the auditorium?"
  191. "B: I am worried. I can never tell you what I saw there."
  192.  
  193. Episode 630 - July 11, 2012
  194. How to Pronounce Salvatore Ferragamo
  195. "She was wearing Salvatore Ferragamo in the jungle."
  196. "A: Where was Salvatore Ferragamo born?"
  197. "B: Salvatore Ferragamo was born in the country of Italy."
  198.  
  199. Episode 633 - July 14, 2012
  200. How to Pronounce Liaison
  201. "Her Spanish was good, so she became the liaison."
  202. "A: Did you know I had a liaison with an investment banker?"
  203. "B: Please don't talk about liaisons in the office."
  204.  
  205. Episode 643 - July 24, 2012
  206. How to Pronounce Pepperoncini
  207. "She served pepperoncini with a tight smile as I photographed documents in the kitchen."
  208. "A: You need more than just pepperoncini for a meal."
  209. "B: I'm hungry for crunchy Tuscan pepperoncini."
  210.  
  211. Episode 651 - August 1, 2012
  212. How to Pronounce Dom Perignon
  213. "'This is all I was able to procure,' she said, producing a bottle of Dom Pérignon."
  214. "A: Dom Pérignon was a French Benedictine monk."
  215. "B: Let's learn more about the Order of Saint Benedict over a flute of Dom Pérignon."
  216.  
  217. Episode 655 - August 5, 2012
  218. How to Pronounce Femme Fatale
  219. "She stumbled into my tent an hour later, surprisingly tipsy for a femme fatale."
  220. "A: When it comes to the markets, she's a femme fatale."
  221. "B: Colleen is a femme fatale when it comes to the tacos."
  222. (This one is dubious- it may not be about THE 'she')
  223.  
  224. Episode 661 - August 11, 2012
  225. How to Pronounce White
  226. "He's wearing his formal uniform: white shoes, red suit, blue radio."
  227. "A: She wore white after Labor Day!"
  228. "B: I can't say I'm surprised -- I saw her wear white to a funeral."
  229.  
  230. Episode 664 - August 21, 2012
  231. How to Pronounce Wrong
  232. "I knew immediately that something was wrong."
  233. "A: Did she go through the wrong door?"
  234. "B: Even wrong doors can lead to opportunity."
  235.  
  236. Episode 672 - August 30, 2012
  237. How to Pronounce Pretty
  238. "Even in her bulky field gear she looked pretty hot."
  239. "A: That's a pretty ostentatious watch."
  240. "B: I feel pretty when I check the time, so it's worth every penny."
  241.  
  242. Episode 675 - September 3, 2012
  243. How to Pronounce Live
  244. "Back then, I only had two things to live for: her and the mission."
  245. "A: Where do your new friends live?"
  246. "B: Hal does not live next to Don."
  247.  
  248. Episode 696 - September 27, 2012
  249. How to Pronounce Conceal
  250. "And tenth, why did she insist we conceal our relationship from the rest of the squad?"
  251. "A: What fun is a game when the creators conceal the principal mechanic for victory?"
  252. "B: I wonder what else they're concealing?"
  253.  
  254. Episode 693 - September 23, 2012
  255. How to Pronounce Ouroboros
  256. "Sixth, why had the minister sketched an ouroboros on his napkin last night?"
  257. "A: Of course her parents don't approve -- he has an ouroboros tattoo."
  258. "B: Forget the ouroboros tattoo; they don't approve because he's an alchemist."
  259. (This one seems dubious, may not be about 'her')
  260.  
  261. Episode 707 - October 24, 2012
  262. How to Pronounce Risotto
  263. "When the risotto was properly al dente, Chief called the team to a makeshift dinner table."
  264. "A: This risotto is unacceptably gummy." (Motorcycle speeding away?)
  265. "B: She must have used a long-grain rice -- a typical risotto blunder."
  266.  
  267. July 24, 2013
  268. How to Pronounce 62
  269. "She's waiting for me, I have to find her system."
  270. "Something is going to happen in 62 days."
  271.  
  272. July 26, 2013
  273. How to Pronounce 60
  274. "Her house has rooms she’s never been in."
  275. "Something is going to happen in 60 days."
  276.  
  277.  
  278.  
  279. DON VIDEOS
  280.  
  281. Episode 574 - April 26th, 2012
  282. How to Compliment Someone in English
  283. "Trish is an excellent dancer."
  284. "Don knows many important things."
  285.  
  286. Episode 585 - May 7, 2012
  287. How to Tell a Secret in English
  288. "I'm not prepared for the big presentation."
  289. "Don knows what happened on the riverboat."
  290.  
  291. Episode 595 - May 21, 2012
  292. How to Make a Phone Call in English
  293. "Hello. Can I speak with Don, please?"
  294. "Would you mind if I left him a message?"
  295.  
  296. Episode 623 - Jun 28, 2012
  297. How to Pronounce Question
  298. "I have a question: where can I find you?"
  299. "Don's abilities are beyond question."
  300.  
  301. Episode 675 - September 3, 2012
  302. How to Pronounce Live
  303. "Back then, I only had two things to live for: her and the mission."
  304. "A: Where do your new friends live?"
  305. "B: Hal does not live next to Don."
  306.  
  307.  
  308.  
  309. GLYPH VIDEOS
  310.  
  311. September 3, 2011
  312. How To Pronounce Glyph
  313. "glyph, glyph, glyph"
  314.  
  315. Episode 652 - August 2, 2012
  316. How to Pronounce Pinochle
  317. "Glyph sulked in his tent as the rest of us gathered for pinochle."
  318. "A: We all headed to the mess hall for some pinochle."
  319. "B: There's more to the mess hall than just pinochle, you know."
  320.  
  321. Episode 686 - September 14, 2012
  322. How to Pronounce Aegis
  323. "When the assault became unbearable, Glyph used his aegis to shield our party."
  324. "A: The priest wears a purple aegis."
  325. "B: It hasn't been fashionable to wear a purple aegis since Fall '05."
  326.  
  327. Episode 694 - September 24, 2012
  328. How to Pronounce Curriculum Vitae
  329. "Seventh, why was there a five-year gap on Glyph's curriculum vitae?"
  330. "A: I'm certain I can get your curriculum vitae in front of the right person at the bank."
  331. "B: I omitted my stint in prison from my curriculum vitae."
  332.  
  333.  
  334.  
  335. FRANCO VIDEOS
  336.  
  337. Episode 640 - July 21, 2012
  338. How to Pronounce Brasserie
  339. "We arrived at the brasserie dressed as caterers."
  340. "A: I've never been to such an upscale brasserie."
  341. "B: Brasserie etiquette should be the least of your concerns, Franco"
  342.  
  343. Episode 654 - August 4, 2012
  344. How to Pronounce Champagne
  345. "I finished the last of the now-warm champagne and said goodnight."
  346. "A: Champagne with ham? What a fantastic pairing!"
  347. "B: That's not champagne, Franco ... it's sparkling wine."
  348.  
  349. Episode 658 - August 8. 2012
  350. How to Pronounce Sausage McMuffin
  351. "They each have a Sausage McMuffin around the corner; it's the only affordable meal in the Zone."
  352. "A: This dish is David Chang's reimagining of the Sausage McMuffin."
  353. "B: It's charitable to call this a "reimagining" of a Sausage McMuffin, Franco."
  354.  
  355. Episode 662 - August 12, 2012
  356. How to Pronounce Can and Can't (length 2:38, longest video so far)
  357. "You can dress for success, but you can't have it all."
  358. "A: Henri can do things that Franco can't."
  359. "B: I can still hope for Mendoza's cooperation, but I can't imagine how we'll explain this to Chief."
  360.  
  361. Episode 670 - August 27, 2012
  362. How to Pronounce Okay
  363. "'Okay,' I said, 'let's split it.'"
  364. "A: Is everything okay, Franco?"
  365. "B: Everything is okay except my soup, which has something in it."
  366.  
  367. June 26, 2013
  368. How to Pronounce Francois
  369. "Francois, Francois, Francois"
  370. (This probably isn't about Franco, but seemed worth including just in case)
  371.  
  372.  
  373.  
  374. ED VIDEOS
  375.  
  376. May 5, 2010
  377. How To Pronounce Ed
  378. "Ed, Ed, Ed"
  379.  
  380. Episode 578 - April 30, 2012
  381. How to Greet an Unwelcome Guest in English
  382. "Ed, I didn't realize you were invited..."
  383. "Ann! What you doing here?"
  384.  
  385. Episode 592 - May 16, 2012
  386. How to Say Hello and Goodbye in English
  387. "Hey Ed, how are you?"
  388. "I have to go. It was great to see you."
  389.  
  390.  
  391.  
  392. MENDOZA VIDEOS
  393.  
  394. Episode 662 - August 12, 2012
  395. How to Pronounce Can and Can't (length 2:38, longest video so far)
  396. "You can dress for success, but you can't have it all."
  397. "A: Henri can do things that Franco can't."
  398. "B: I can still hope for Mendoza's cooperation, but I can't imagine how we'll explain this to Chief."
  399.  
  400. Episode 677 - September 5, 2012
  401. How to Pronounce Real
  402. "In such an unfamiliar place, you lose track of what is real."
  403. "A: What's the real reason Mendoza is stalling?"
  404. "B: Chief says Mendoza can be a real diva during wartime."
  405.  
  406. Episode 703 - October 20, 2012
  407. How to Pronounce Food
  408. "Chief and Jackie were already unpacking the food bag; it was their turn to prepare dinner."
  409. "A: Squid is my second favorite food."
  410. "B: Save the food chat for later; I have a meeting with Mendoza in five minutes."
  411.  
  412.  
  413.  
  414. NICOLE VIDEOS (there's a /chance/ she's not meant to be part of this, since the videos were privated)
  415.  
  416. Episode 700.5 - October 17, 2012 *MARKED PRIVATE*
  417. How to Pronounce Karl Lagerfeld.
  418. "Nicole slipped out of her hiking uniform into a slim Karl Lagerfeld ensemble."
  419. "A: Karl Lagerfeld has become too mainstream for my taste."
  420. "B: You wouldn't know a Karl Lagerfeld dress if it upstaged you at your own book signing."
  421.  
  422. Episode 707.5 - October 25, 2012? *MARKED PRIVATE*
  423. How to Pronounce Yigal Azrouel
  424. "Nicole slipped out of her Karl Lagerfeld ensemble into a simple Yigal Azrouël gown."
  425. "A: That Yigal Azrouël sure knows how to drape silk."
  426. "B: Yigal Azrouël still hasn't forgiven me for seating him next to Billy Joel at my dinner party."
  427.  
  428. Episode 707.5 - October 26, 2012? *MARKED PRIVATE*
  429. How to Pronounce Nicole
  430. "That was the last time I was with Nicole; her image still lingers in my new conciousness-system."
  431. "A: Did you hear what happened to Nicole?"
  432. "B. ..."
  433.  
  434.  
  435.  
  436. MINISTER VIDEOS
  437.  
  438. Episode 641 - July 22, 2012
  439. How to Pronounce Svelte
  440. "Her svelte figure caught the minister's eye, just as Chief predicted."
  441. "A: You're looking svelte in that jumpsuit."
  442. "B: Svelte or not, it's the itchiest thing I've ever worn."
  443.  
  444. Episode 644 - July 25, 2012
  445. How to Pronounce Merlot
  446. "The minister recoils from the gaudy Merlot pairing ... is our cover blown?"
  447. "A: This Merlot reminds me of my youth."
  448. "B: This Merlot reminds me of the City of Dream."
  449.  
  450. Episode 693 - September 23, 2012
  451. How to Pronounce Ouroboros
  452. "Sixth, why had the minister sketched an ouroboros on his napkin last night?"
  453. "A: Of course her parents don't approve -- he has an ouroboros tattoo."
  454. "B: Forget the ouroboros tattoo; they don't approve because he's an alchemist."
  455.  
  456.  
  457.  
  458. HAL VIDEOS
  459.  
  460. Episode 577 - April 29th, 2012
  461. How to End a Business Meeting in English
  462. "Thanks for the input, everyone."
  463. "Hal, can you please write up everyone's action items?"
  464.  
  465. Episode 675 - September 3, 2012
  466. How to Pronounce Live
  467. "Back then, I only had two things to live for: her and the mission."
  468. "A: Where do your new friends live?"
  469. "B: Hal does not live next to Don."
  470.  
  471.  
  472.  
  473. TRISH VIDEOS
  474.  
  475. Episode 574 - April 26th, 2012
  476. How to Compliment Someone in English
  477. "Trish is an excellent dancer."
  478. "Don knows many important things."
  479.  
  480. Episode 587 - May 9, 2012
  481. How to Describe an Unpleasant Memory in English
  482. "Trish talked loudly throughout dinner. I think she'd had one too many drinks."
  483. "I saw his arm get torn off like a ticket stub."
  484.  
  485. Episode 604 - June 6, 2012
  486. How to Pronounce Happy Birthday
  487. "Happy Birthday to you."
  488. "We'd all like to wish Trish a happy birthday."
  489.  
  490.  
  491.  
  492. ANN VIDEO
  493.  
  494. Episode 578 - April 30, 2012 (clicking sound)
  495. How to Greet an Unwelcome Guest in English
  496. "Ed, I didn't realize you were invited..."
  497. "Ann! What you doing here?"
  498.  
  499.  
  500.  
  501. LASSO VIDEO
  502.  
  503. Episode 653 - August 3, 2012
  504. How to Pronounce Lasso
  505. "Chief, who had posed as a waiter, said Lasso had been seated at the president's table."
  506. "A: Lasso jumped out the window and landed on his motorbike."
  507. "B: They're never gonna catch a kid like Lasso."
  508.  
  509.  
  510.  
  511. COLLEEN VIDEO
  512.  
  513. Episode 655 - August 5, 2012
  514. How to Pronounce Femme Fatale
  515. "She stumbled into my tent an hour later, surprisingly tipsy for a femme fatale."
  516. "A: When it comes to the markets, she's a femme fatale."
  517. "B: Colleen is a femme fatale when it comes to the tacos."
  518.  
  519.  
  520.  
  521. HENRI VIDEO
  522.  
  523. Episode 662 - August 12, 2012
  524. How to Pronounce Can and Can't (length 2:38, longest video so far)
  525. "You can dress for success, but you can't have it all."
  526. "A: Henri can do things that Franco can't."
  527. "B: I can still hope for Mendoza's cooperation, but I can't imagine how we'll explain this to Chief."
  528.  
  529.  
  530.  
  531. Episode 678 - September 6, 2012
  532. How to Pronounce Dr.
  533. "I resolved to speak with Dr. Colorado as soon as I returned to LA."
  534. "A: Let's catch up over a crisp Dr. Pepper."
  535. "B: Dr. Lafayette told me not to speak with you."