Last Christmas (Xmas shenanigans)

Last Christmas I made you my tart,
but the very next  day, you made me eat hay.
This year, to save me from spears.
I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.
Last Christmas I made you my tart,
but the very next  day you made me eat hay.
This year, to save me from spears.
I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.
One kitten and a babe in the sky
Dem drugs, mang,
but still I wanna fly.
Tell me baby, would you care to help me?
Welp, I have been clear,
so it shouldn't surprise me.
I cut it off and sent it to mom
with a note saying “eat a dick”,
I meant it.
Now I know how fucking cool I’ve been
but if you asked me now
I know I'd school you again
Last Christmas I…
An empty room, girls with tired eyes,
I’m hiding from you and your police badge.
My god! I thought you were interesting to spy on, me?
I guess I was a boner to dine on.
A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts
a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars.
Now I’ve got your rear done, I'll never have to school you again.
Last Christmas I…
A face of a burglar, good to cover up farts
a competent lover, but he shoots for the stars.
Maybe next  year I’ll hide in here.
I’ll hide inside Mackle's thrift shop.